₦airaland Forum

dechandel:
Little wonder my girlfriend doesnt want me to meet her friends!!

bingbagbo:
Ghana is in the quarter finals already

efobiugochukwu:
Noted...so which state shld I marry from then?

valdes00:
hnmm... Nah waoh..
"I have learnt a lot from the Buhari certificate
brouhaha. Since it happened I started looking for all
my certificate. Infact I have safely kept the receipt
for my jamb form, post jamb, lecture notes,
textbook, photos, my signing out white vest, NYSC
khaki, and jungle boot too. Who knows anybody
may request for it. If someone who schooled before
independence can be asked to present his
certificate, who am I? If you are lucky enough to still
have your secondary school uniform and sandal,
please keep it. Who knows, any clueless person can
ask for it."
PLEASE TAKE NOTE OOOO,

MrHardOn:
Azeeza ba wani binta sudan ... na so a manajanka. Stunning model on Nairaland

blackCITIZEN:
NICE ONE
















No one would say he is not qualified for any job opportunity after BUHARI wins him this year
SAI BUHARI

MrHardOn:
This test is only suitable if you sense the babe is local.
If you try this with posh babes like Empress2014,GemC3 and Azeeza, you are on your own. That will.be the last time you had see them.
And some guys will want to try this out now....at your own risk.

Airforce1:
why is she dark skinned

Can't she bleach?

Airforce1:
i hope it lasts

psucc:
Na person papa be that oh!

but of truth he had only succeeded to break records - the worst performing governor

JiggamanGh:
U r a product of greencard

leadzeal:
I got this writing from the Ndi-Igbo facebook page..

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Adrian McAndy Okwu:

‪#‎LIBATION‬........

I want to believe that ‪#‎Gen_Buhari‬ flew into IMO-STATE and landed in the Airport named after ‪#‎SAM_MBAKWE‬. He also plied the Aba-Owerri via Douglas-Road to Government-House. Roads constructed by same ‪#‎Dee_Sam‬. He was finally ushered into a State-Hall bearing "SAM MBAKWE" for his Address that was Broadcasted by IBC (formerly IBS) Radio/TV also established by DEE-SAM!
On Buhari's way-out of Imo-State, he followed same Routes in reversed-pattern and everything reminded him (if he still has Conscience) of Chief Samuel Onunaka Mbakwe PhD. If Imo-State were in Russia, maybe the name would've been "Changed" to ‪#‎MBAKWES_GRADE‬!!
Yet, some People are still trying to Convince us to Reward the "JAILER" for JAILING the "JAILED"!

As full Blooded Igbo-Man, I want to pour #LIBATION that the;
-Spirit of our Dee-Sam
-Spirit of Dim Chukwuemeka Odimegwu Ojukwu who he Jailed for Reason No-Man Dead or Alive has been able to give till date
-Spirit of Fela Ransom-Kuti who he Jailed for Singing
-Spirit of Beko Ransom-Kuti who he also Jailed for asking why he Jailed his brother Fela
-Spirit of Emmanuel Ogedegbe and Friends who he Killed for Crime that wasn't Capital-Punishment as at the time of Committing
-Spirits of the Ancestors of Dr. Alex Ekwueme, Jim Nwobodo, Jakande and Nduka Irabor (to mention but these few) who he also JAILED for One phantom "Reason" or the other,
To ‪#‎Fight‬ this battle for Nigerians.
If these People were really JAILED for ‪#‎Corruption‬, then let it be Well for the JAILER!
But if the sole Reason for toppling President Shehu Shagari's Government was to ‪#‎ABORT‬ the agreed Plan of NPN to Hand-Over the baton of Leadership to Dr. Alex Ekwueme (an Igbo-Man), then FIGHT this JAILER to a ‪#‎STANDSTILL‬! .............ISEEEE!!!
Again, if he has never Supported ‪#‎Boko_Haram‬ and their Mission, let him get whatever he's Aspiring for.
But if he has been Supporting them in his "Heart of Hearts", then let the Spirits of those Unduly Killed in their Mission take Vengeance on him! .............ISEEEE!!!!!


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motherlode:
Azeeza, Lewis, prettylass,protegesol,jeffreyjamez i see you ooo!

motherlode:
Azeeza, Lewis, prettylass,protegesol,jeffreyjamez i see you ooo!

MAYOWAAK:
Baba Adeboye, his wife, gov Fashola, APC presidential candidate, Muhammadu Buhari and his running mate, pastor Osinbajo after a strategic meeting. Chai, we have fully blocked Goodluck JONATHANS religious and ethnic politics. The petty game is over. Change is here

3cycle:
Curse be on buhari for sponsoring boko haram

maclatunji:
It's funny, I have names for girls but not boys. The names are simple, popular but I am not posting them.