dogs are pretentious killers. "beware of them".

the name of my dog is BANGARRI, I bought 5 bags of garri for the dog- oboy come see how fat and healthy my dog is now. "attention please stop buying dog food, just buy garri for your dog".

i think the northeners should be banned from nigeria forever so we would have peace and progress.

*THE NORTH IS A LIABILITY TO NIGERIA**

jerseyboy: ISLAM IS THE PROBLEM

YOU JUST WON THE FIRST PRIZE FOR THIS FANTASTIC ANSWER!!!!!

They love tonto on this site because "TONTO" is another meaning for "TOTO".

NORTHERN NIGERIA = CURSE AND HEADACHE TO NIGERIA

freecocoa: Please i'm eating macdonald's meatpile for the first time. Add that to what's to be put on the front page.

please add this to the front page "WATER NO FiT FLUSH MY SHIiT FOR TOILET"

Even though the whole oil in the world is found in the north, "THE NORTH WOULD STILL BE A DEAD ZONE OF POVERTY AND ILLETRACY".

all of una dey craze

nagoma:

Why don't you just answer the question? What has the southern , "educated" , "modern," " progressive" ," civilized" presidency , what has it given to Nigeria except retrogression , rancor , cluelessness and monumental corruption and abysmal failure?

why not answer the question "why are the northerners always the agents of destruction & instability such as suicide bombing, religious fanatics and outright dullards".

Ibrahim mr fish: Idiots.What have souther presidence give 2 9ja.

no wonder, you are indeed a fish- so are all the northerners.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANY HEART TOUCHING EVENT LIKE THIS TOUCH MY HEART TO THE POINT I CRIED; NOW I KNOW I CAN!!!!

[[size=8pt][/72]the north is cursed

the north should shove into their smelly arzzes their bastarditic and craptastic drive for the presidency. vampires who would rather kill their own people to achieve their evilistic ideologies.

NOKIA 808 41 MEGAPIXEL CAMERA IS BETTER THAN ALL PHONES, POSSESSING UNBEATABLE RAW IMAGING QUALITY.

chaos would do us all no good

being good looking has very little disadvantage. back in the days of my secondary school, i never had much going around well for me, however during my undergraduate days till now as a seminarian things are well for me now because i am now dashingly handsome. now i do not need to impress any girl to become attracted to me. my face does it all. even right now my looks has just bagged me a very beautiful babe. who says looking good has a demerit.

buy nokia 701 and never regret it

chipmunkey: Nairaland has become a Platform for Nigerians and Youths to voice out their Opinion and get heard.
God Bless Nigeria and God Bless Nairaland.

pure lie!!!!!!

Everyone here is a newbie, because no matter how long you have been on this site, or your number of posts, it still would not show any progressive increase in your rank on this site. So everybody including the moderators are newbies.

Alkapino: NO BE BOKOHARAMS OO. Na them mumu xtians wan to burn themselvs.

your parents regret ever giving birth to an unreasonable beast that you are.

the north- a curse onto mother earth!!!

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BRAINFOOL

money ini edo make from her prostitution business she wan use am open shoe business; na wa ooo see toto power

just buy a laptop it will serve you in a long term for uploading, downloading and programming (if you are into it) purposes. if you just want to browse more use your smartphone. be wise since you do not have much cash to spend.

she is just ok. Her looks is not dashing.