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HemmanuelRichy:
Enjoy Hilarious comments.

# With13BillionPounds I"ll first pay my
tithe, Settle my friends & Family then Marry atleast 16wives nd take them to d moon for Hot moon.


# With13BillionPounds Chelsea can pay the
English FA to restart this season because
they were not ready


# With13BillionPounds I will buy Ghana and
rename it the black nation.

# With13BillionPounds i will give bleaching
cream for free to all Ghanaian

# With13BillionPounds I will organize my
own Grammy, and give awards to Shina
Rambo, Baba Fryo, Artquake, Zaki, Azadus,
VIC O Blackface

# With13BillionPounds Thoughts of the
money will kill my appetite. Someone might just die of hyper tension. Na so persin dey
take run mad.


# With13BillionPounds I will resurrect
Ruggedman career, buy grammy for Sales, and also buy more bleaching cream for Sean Tizzle.

# With13BillionPounds I wil make wizkid my
houseboy and he must scream iyeyeye to
wake me every morning...

# With13BillionPounds I'll buy a brain for all
those that actually believe #Diezani stole
this. Even Abacha didn't loot this much

# With13BillionPounds I'll bring back Michael Jackson to perform one last time and kill him again...

# With13BillionPounds I would help
Abramovic sack Mourinho

# With13BillionPounds i will pay for Dija to
have breast enlargement surgery.

# With13BillionPounds will f**k nicki minaj
twice a day for 5years


# With13BillionPounds I will make the K
family including kanye,jayz,beyonce,amber
rose and Serena William act in papa ajasco
and super story


# With13BillionPounds I will buy
Messi,CR7,Ibra,Neymar,Bale,pogba,ramos,
vidal,alaba,muller,De gea & put them all in
Bendel Insurance Fc.

#With13Billionpounds , I will pity Linda ikeji
and marry her.

# with13billionpounds I go buy arsenal
change am to personal property, bring them to naija... to play Glo CAF.

# With13BillionPounds i will make Obama
and his family.. British prime minister and
his family come sing at my birthday..

# With13BillionPounds I'd have
Dangote shine my shoe like the aboki he is.


# With13BillionPounds When Jesus comes in my next next next next next next next next next Generation, £12 billion will still remain.

# With13BillionPounds I would slap a motor and throw 50million at him like you know
wah I'm saying

proxillin:
This happened live and direct in my church.

There is this woman in her 40s who usually sits at the pastor's office. I noticed she behaves like someone undergoing mental deliverance. I remember few times when church prayer warriors organize special prayers for her.

She was healed yesterday and our pastor was happy. I am very close to the pastor. When we were together, in his happy mood he told me what happened to the woman.

The woman was a Deeper Life member (this is not intended to paint any set of people bad. This is a real life story. I have to state out all the facts. Apologies to Deeper Life Christians).

She met her man in the same church. They were both Virgin. Based on Christian doctrine - No sex before wedding.

After wedding, she expected the man to start making moves, nothing was happening. The husband is like a serving junior pastor in the church.

She started making the moves. And whenever she does, the man was always giving excuses.

"I will minister today, I have to prepare my sermon notes"
"Its a prayer night...I want to be clean before God"
"Blah blah"

The woman could not longer take it. One day, she closed the door, forced herself on him, brought out his pinis, tried to arouse it, nothing happened.

That was when the woman started asking questions. After a lengthy argument, he confessed that he is impotent. And he has been keeping it a secret from his wife (A pastor for that matter).

This lady is core believer (You know deeper Life people na). She decided to stay. No divorce in Christianity. Once you swore an oath on the alter, you are in it for life. Based on her own believe ooooooo. Not mine. Because some churches may not divorce, but separation is allowed especially when they are endangering their own lives through fights and others.

She stayed in the marriage for 20 years. Her younger sister who got married after her now has 3 kids. She is still single and a virgin.

Her ability to bear all this tribulation started running down. She started having mental issues.

The first one happened, when her sister was celebrating her daughter's birthday. They had a little disagreement and she scattered the whole party. When they called family meeting to settle the issue was when she busted out and told her people "Can you Imagine, I am still a virgin". It was like film trick to the family.

Ever since then, she will be walking on the street, talking alone. If you ask her a question, she will be saying something else.

To cut the story short, someone brought her to our church. Where she has been undergoing reform. My pastor summoned her husband. As pastor to pastor. He told him "You are a wicked human being". "You have sinned against man, and God". Its true you have a problem. You are a pastor, spill your problem out, let the world help you. You kept it secret and even subjected your woman to a marital bondage for years. You have wasted her life. Where do you want her to start from?

The genesis of this no sex before marriage. I am not supporting anyone to engage in premarital sex, however, you need to find a way to know your partner during courtship.

Its either you marry an impotent or a sexomaniac. I remember a man that have sex with his wife 8 times a day. Whenever he is coming back from work, his wife will be crying.

Ladies Learn!

sexydivaomalich:

sexydivaomalich:

HighIQ:
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE TO YOU ALL!!!

You can still be who you want to be!. Checkout the professions you can equally practice without studying it as course in the university.


1)BANKING : This profession is now flooded with workers who had graduated from courses not relating to banking profession. Imaging someone who had studied Yoruba or chemical engineering in the university but later got employed in a bank. This set of people only needed to be trained on some banking activities after they had been employed after which they are good to go.

2)TEACHING- It is very possible in Nigeria for someone who never studied education or any course relating to education emerging as a teacher.Regardless of the course you had studied, the point is- teaching can still be practiced by any graduate even without having an NCE or Degree in Education.

3)PHOTOGRAPHY- Do you know there is a course called photography? Tell me what are they studying in it? Even people who had only primary six certificate can do this job perfectly too.I don't see any reason me studying photography as a course before i can be a guru in it.

4)FARMING- I don't need to learn agriculture as a course in the university before i can own a farm. Anybody can easily be trained in this profession. There are books and handouts out there that can train you on fishery,snail rearing,pig farming etc or even on cultivation of crops. You could also find adequate answers to any question on farming you "Google search" online. Seminars on farming are also common where prospecting farmers are trained in farming. It can also be learned directly too from other farmers. This job can be practiced regardless of whether you are a doctor, lawyer,politician, or a banker. I know of a former president of this country, who owns a mega farm settlement despite the fact he never went to university not to talk of studying agriculture as a course.

5)DRAMA/FILM MAKING: an actor was once asked what he studied in the university and he replied "law". This answer made us to understand that anybody can become an actor,musician or artiste, irrespective of the course he or she had studied. You might have observed that hardly would you see any actor or musician in Nigeria who studied drama or music right back in school.Some of them are graduates of Law, medicine, accounting etc The 'funniest' thing is that those people may even come out better than people who had studied it as a course.

6)CHEMISTRY/INDUSTRIAL CHEMISTRY- Let me ask you a question. Is Aliko Dangote a graduate of industrial chemistry or chemistry? Of course not.But today he is a proud owner of a multi-billion dollar company in Nigeria that has provided jobs to many Nigerians. Other industries are also coming up in Nigeria today ranging from plastic industry to pure water industry, food,cream,rubber,biscuit,cements,sugar,salt industries and so on. The works performed in those industries can easily be learned from a specialist over a short period of time mostly from someone who had knowledge in chemistry or chemical engineering. You would no longer require the presence of such specialist after you had grabbed and finished up with those training. Meaning, you become a sole proprietor of those works and even train and employ others on it. So regardless of the course you had studied in the university, you too can learn the practical aspect of chemistry too and establish your own industry too. Thank God we have a lot of seminars that are been organized to teach people on how to make soap, nylon, asbestos etc. And from there you can be a millionaire and a proud owner of your own industry without having a certificate in chemistry

7)ICT PROFESSION- Some ICT companies now make huge money training people on computing, web designing, programming etc. The larger percentage of those attending such trainings and seminars are mostly computer illiterates. Certificates may even be handed over to them at the end of the training. This means that a computer- illiterate who had no knowledge in computing before would now turn to an expert making money through ICT and even training others without passing through the corridor of the department of computer science

8_ ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING- If you ask someone to get you an electrician to help you fix the wiring cables in your new house, don't be surprised if you see an o'level certificate holder at your door step ready to do the job.And this set of people would do this job perfectly and to your amazement. You now wonder if someone who had only o'level or even no education could be so perfect in fixing any damage to any appliance how much more a graduate who probably might have read courses like accounting, English etc and courses who had no link to science or electricity. If an illiterate or semi illiterate could be so perfect in it after learning about electricity, it means you can grab and understand such job perfectly too after learning it. Even though you never attended technical college nor learned about electricity or electronic in the university. I know of people who are civil servants and who also ventures in this job as a second-hand or part time profession .

9)MECHANICAL ENGINEERING- This is even worst!! Many people who work as a 'Radionic', car mechanic,generator repairer etc are mostly not graduate of this course. This job can easily be learned directly without holding a pen from the workers of such job who are mostly either illiterate or semi illiterates. Okay, tell me - is that mechanic near your house or that man who often fix your generator for you a graduate?. I'm sure i would have 80% 'No' as answer. This means any person or graduate can do well in this job even without learning it as course in the university .

10)MASS COMMUNICATION- Learning mass communication as a course in a tertiary institution is a tremendous waste of time. A graduate of English language, linguistics,language or even any other course can still become a tv/radio presenter, newscaster, a programme anchor even without having a certificate in mass communication.
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shizzy7:
hi, azonto where did you disappear to...
I thought I deleted that post when I found out that the thread was resurrected from the grave..

Why are you putting '3' in your language??
If you tell my daddy, I will not play with you again..

shizzy7:
hi, azonto where did you disappear to...
I thought I deleted that post when I found out that the thread was resurrected from the grave..

Why are you putting '3' in your language??
If you tell my daddy, I will not play with you again..

shizzy7:
it says "adult". Com abeggi free them joor,,,,what is bad if they are talking about their sex lives....

WETIN YOU FIND REACH THERE..... but I'll visit the forum sha to learn somethings..
please don't tell my daddy,,,you here..

masties2:
Banku is the only meal I have not eaten there. I love Ghana foods passionately. I have a lot of Ghana friends too. But some of the souls are similar to ours in Edo state . Eg Groundnut soup, oil palm soup and Green green which we call Black soup. Of course it is our version of the soups I have eaten. N I looove shito sauce. I make it weekly for the family now and it beats the one being sold with kenkeh here.

donlackey:
If you want to date Indian girl,you must know how to sing .
If you want to date American girl, you must be honest.
If you want to date English girl, you must be brilliant in your field.
If you want to date Chinese girl, you must know kung-fu.
If you want to date Russian girl, you must be white.
If you want to date a Ghanian girl, you must be black
If you want to date a Nigerian girl you must Be?

Dbboy:
PLATEAU NO JOIN PLS DONT ADD THEM TO THE LIST. BESIDE BETWEEN THEM AND GHANA PEOPLE I WONDER WHICH IS DARKER BUT AGAIN THERE ARE FEW THAT ARE BEAUTIFUL.

FlirtyKaren:
zoom

Efriday1:
Agreed chief. Yobe a borno are larger than the republics of Ghana and Benin put together , except that the post said that the invasion took place at a local government hqrs (not a minor village) and lasted for 3 SOLID GOOD DAYS. That's enough time for a timely response from a functional government.

MrEverest:
When the Biafrans call it a ZOO REPUBLIC you think its mere propaganda. My bro Nigeria is worse than a banana republic period. Countries like Togo, Benin, Ghana et al are sometimes called banana republics but I doubt that such hooliganism goes on there & mind you, this is not an isolated case, it happens even in Lagos & the north!! Nigeria is more like a failed country.

AzontoGhost:
Please post as many pictures of any educational centre in Africa, be it a primary school, secondary, training college, technical sch, polytecnic, university, school of languages, acting school, etc...
Pictures of special structures on various campuses are welcomed (classroom blocks, administration offices, traditional halls of residence and hostels, boarding houses, libraries, fountains, recreational parks and gardens, Assembly halls, stadia, sports complexes, etc.
# please Attach names to pictures to make thread simple and lively

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Cameroon
Egypt
South Africa
Nigeria
Togo
Benin
Cote d'D'Ivoire
Ghana
Kenya
Ethiopia
Tunisia
Madagascar
Mauritius
Cape Verde
Mozambique
# AFRICA


NO DERAILING OF THREAD PLEASE, abeg!

PrinceBundu:
A U can imagine at least its better than the jungle ghana

CARLOSZ:
https://i0.wp.com/dailytimes.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Jide-Owoeye.jpg.jpg?zoom=2&fit=300%2C300

Tuition fees being paid in the country’s private universities are still relatively low, the Pro-Chancellor of Lead City University, Ibadan, Jide Owoeye, has said.

Professor Owoeye, who is also the chairman of the university’s governing council, said on Sunday that the fees being paid in private institutions were relatively low compared to their public counterparts which receive billions of naira in government subvention.

“The cost per head of a student in University of Ibadan or University of Lagos, for example, cannot be less than N700,000 when you are talking about Arts courses or Basic Social Sciences courses,” he said. “But when it comes to courses like Medicine, Engineering, government is spending nothing less than N1.5 million on each of the students, but the students do not know this because they are not paying.

Those students that attend public universities are not attending for free. Somebody is paying. It is you and I, the tax payers that are paying because that money could have been spent on something else like electricity; but it is a function of opportunity cost.”

According to him, very few private universities in Nigeria charge over one million naira in fees for certain courses.

“In our own case, the highest fee is about N500,000; we have fees as low as N100,000 in the Faculty of Arts for courses like Performing Arts as well as English and Literary Studies,” he said. “But people don’t know because they don’t come and find out in the belief that private universities must be expensive.

We really must thank JAMB Registrar, Prof. Dibu Ojerinde, who has made it possible for people to find out what is happening in private universities. We have state universities which charge higher fees than ours. But we think quality can be guaranteed if resources are well managed and if you have good enrolment.

Go to Ghana, you pay an average of 6,000 dollars as school fees. Ghana is a third world country; it is not as developed as Nigeria. The best public university in Ghana is Legon (University of Ghana, Legon), but it cannot match our own premier university, University of Ibadan. Yet people run there for reasons I cannot understand; it may be they don’t have the information they need

http://dailytimes.com.ng/professor-says-private-university-fees-are-low/

Cc Lalasticlala

aguiyi:
even Ghana has been officially declared a poor country since the Hausa/Fulani took over leadership, you think Nigeria will be different, i pity you.

Hausa knows nothing about Economics .

people used to send their wards to ghana for education and all that

naijacommando:
Charlie, it's miles better to suffer and smile as a Nigerian than to live in affluence knowing that I'm Ghanaian. Do you know why?.....


By virtue of my being Nigerian alone, i am eternally destined to be superior over the average Ghanaian, lol.




Truth hurts tho!

Goodboiyy:
am using electricity now...
Am proud of Nigeria. So happy God created me a Nigerian And I will die a Nigerian.
#We re nt Poor.... Bleep US report