₦airaland Forum

livelymatilda:
Rainy season's trash..

Dead people support dead people.

My Housemate review so far.

Omatshola : The Warri script is played out. He talks too much and lacks street lamba / slangs for a Warri boy.

Iyke : Dude's a real criminal but has become cautious due to sudden awareness that his actions are being analyzed by the audience and coporate organisation.

Seyi : Talks too much , tries to contribute his quota to activities but Awolowo won't be exactly impressed in his grave.

Jeff : I hate slow niggaz, talks slow, moves slow and his conversations lack depth.

Frodd : Another slow nigga. Like brain cells can't process info fast enough.

Diane : Boobs.....meh.....whatever...boring.

Mercy : Bad girl, entertaining to watch, probably a runz girl sef but okporoko background shines through....that ass was paid for i believe....she probably thinks Iyke is her ticket to the states.

Tacha : Very empty human being.... Has 1 gist " She now called me Instagram olosho....." Her Instagram fame is born from her meat trade.....in which she has to display her meat for sale.
She tries to hide her inferiority complex by masking it with an air of superiority ..... but smart people can see through that.

Mike : Very neutral guy. He's so composed and well mannered, I'm eagerly waiting to see if he'll let his guard down. If the viewers we're sane, he wins this edition......Nigerians aren't sane, but lets see how it goes.

Gedoni : Not a memorable character, just try to tapp Kaffi's ass before you get kicked out.

Kaffi : Gosh, hearing her sing repetitively this morning has ruined my weekend. She now talks too much.

Kimoprah : She's fine, yes but she also has an okporoko background too evident in how she talks......at the same time, don't underestimate her, she's a climber.
She's systematically trying to get guys hooked on her and seems to know how to attach herself to anyone in the spolight.

Ella : Don't know much about her, don't want to. Guys not really into her and they lack patience when it comes to her......but she seems to like Iyke. Will be evicted soon.


The Rest : They all look like each other to me and are as memorable as the furniture in Big brother house.

Conclusion ; Boring so far, lot of the characters exhibit surface value without depth of character.

Maybe a full blown orgy will boost the excitement factor, whatever......lets wait and see.

That's what remote controls are made for.

If you can't stand the channel, change it.

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meobizy:
What’s the point of beauty if you can’t use it manipulate men?
She’ll need it for the later stages of the game.

True, Kim actually made that comment of being manipulative in her intro video.

Guess that's her gameplan ........but Omatshola's got her figured out.

DrakeBlend:
Awolowo be laughing at his grandson ryt now

Laughing? Dudes ruining Awolowo's legacy.

Rossycee:
Wondering what she is up to.

She latches on to whoever is the man of the moment for attention.

You become HOH, she's right with you.
It's your birthday, she's right there.
Omatshola gets a leadership role, she's there.

iamJ:
na so i talk

till amaka stopped picking my calls

veekid:
Ike is a foöl, mercy was rocking him and he was standing like a child who lost his food allowance

You don't rush what's yours already naa.

Mercy and Ike.....bad boy meets bad girl.

This Diane's booby ehn...

Amuocha:
Useless drones

Are you on the side of the kidnappers??

Why are you sad at this news??

Timinho23:
because he isn't their own.. if dude was an APC guy, they would have attempted sweeping the matter under the carpet.
am not for the abbo guy but different rules apply for different factions in Nigeria.
my point: this doesn't prove the integrity of the Senate

If i slap you the same way Sen Abbo slapped that lady, i can bet it will reset your head from putting a political label on crimes commited by politicians.

Kelvin30286063:
Why is our story so similar.
You drove baby boy as first same!? Same here.
Was it manual, same here!
Do you derive joy from shifting gear and trying to maintain pace!? Same here!
Did you sell it and spend the money then trekked for 1 year before buying another? Same here!!!
Bros, are you my twin brother!!!?

I can say we walked in each other's shoes.

2mch:
What about Ganduje

It seems you don't know how to prioritise your life.

They're investigating a $2 billion fraud you're talking about $5 million.

VcStunner:
Social media is powerful, Adeyanju Deji has been championing meaningful courses since PDP returned to opposition politics. Twitter is the most useful social media ever made.
Madonna University is not a University, and the management is not helping the glorified secondary School.

Which kain mumu Deji Adeyanju??

That attention seeking attache looking for trending issues to hop on it's bandwagon.

You think its only you on Twitter that's here??

TANTUMERGO007:
Where the useless foreign investment enter way we no see am?

You're always looking for negativity in the country so you won't see it.

I've seen mine sha.

People like you will continue to get negativity in Nigeria since that's all you look for.

You find what you seek.

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Johnnyessence:
Ambode will always be remembered in Nigeria politics. kudos to him for the great he did in the last 4 years he spent in power.

Ambode did very well ........in the Transportation sector.

Whatever happened to Health, Education, housing, Badagry expressway project that were Fashola's babies during his administration??

Ambode was a 1 trick pony.

fados4sure:
Don't go & work hard so you can get high class woman. Be rolling with low balls

Is that why you work hard

Because of woman.

daddytime:
She's beginning to look like an old young woman.

Very funny looks.

That's always the case.

The younger person starts looking older, the older starts looking younger.

respect80:
So who is the Mtn and who is the Etisalat in this case?

The man was just being nailed for standing neutral. He already confirmed that he was given the appointment based on merit after an interview session with Lawan.

One thing I strongly believe is that APC has just succeeded in making him even more popular.

You can take this post to the bank as we await what the future holds for him...

Such a talented writer deserves more.

Abeg, you guys should carry your neutral online activists and go.

Go and collect your appointments from Atiku.

They've already pulled him out of the Senate so the rest is irrelevant.

He should go back to opposing APC as he's always done.

You can't work for MTN and collect salary from Etisalat.

AlomoReloaded:
Nwokem mechie ónú gi ebe ahú!!!! But if any such thread is opened about any south East state, you hateful yorubas will start foaming from the mouth.... Let's be realistic and leave unnecessary insults... This anomaly is everywhere... I live in Abeokuta and I travel to Ijebu ode almost every weekend, and I tell you... Ogun state isn't fantastic at all at all..... Yet yorubas make it look like SE is a hellfire of some sorts, despite having not stepped their feet in SE o.

Foaming at the mouth??

We don't give a sh1t what goes on in the Southeast......what even happens there that's worth talking about??

South Africans, Ghanians, Indians, Malaysians etc all complain about Nigerians.

We really need to do some soul searching.

goaldynboy:
In these pictures, I can see Red mud, portoporto, erosion and flood!

Let me see any senseless Afonjah use these terms to describe southeast next time....

Na thunder go scatter their head!!

We don't hide our flaws in the Southwest, we take the pics and post them to call attention of our leaders to our issues

.......unlike the Southeast where it's only the same faraway pics that they keep circulating and boasting about....

donziggyman:
what if they belong to cone heads family members?

Kill them still.

We don't celebrate criminals and give them titles like "Uche money 1" of Ahambala.

tck2000:
It would be great for EFCC to access Nairaland.

They're already considering it.

Saves time and energy.

splendour7:
so this is the lagos some people are bragging of? smh!! good riddance,,, lagos sucks....

You must be Biafran.

freemanbubble:
You know nothing son

Just don't talk more than your lips.

You already talking too much for a criminal.

freemanbubble:
Sharp boy
Once them catch you plead guilty shaperly!


I don't blame all those criticizing Yahoo guys
Those criticizing Yahoo guys know nothing about life

Humans hate what they don't understand

Life itself is a scam
Why curse nigggarz who decide to take scamming as a career

Format nor dey finish
Our money when we get nor go finish
A Chinese woman is even bleeding for me now

Shut up!!! you thief.

I've aided IRT to apprehend criminals like you before and I'd do it again.....if Seun is approached with a warrant to provide details on his forum, he has no choice.

Criminals shut up and move silently, not run their mouths up and down like b1tches.

Totally off key and off point.