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Why some Ibadan peeps like to fall hand like this

gabazin080:
the peoples governor. haters are gonna hate

You have a small mind.
sharing N20, 000 loan....

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shaybebaby:
What is this ya Numpty? Who dash you expert?

Just sit back and learn from the masters.

Make sure you don't make any of these mistakes.

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To the new parents out there, these are a collection of tips on how to care for that special bundle of joy.

You just know frustrated retards by their online posts.

Ahmadgani:
u need courage to be a notorious criminal but you need vision to accept and publicise or crime. there men are legends, unlike those bunch of chickens we have in politics. they steal with reckless abandon but they are all scared to admit that they are thrives. shame on them

Pls, don't even attempt to glorify Robbery in anyway.

mazimee:
An in Igbo adage said that if you must eat Frog, you should make sure you eat the biggest of it.
In other words, make a mark.
This people ate the biggest size of the Frog.
They have made a mark, even though it was a negative one.

Some "marks" aren't worth it.

Yawn....
boring.

Princelegacylemoha:
When it comes to design , what matters is clients choice , then secondly is the architects mindset , when i it comes to functionalities , aesthetics , fenestrations etc , then plan is good , the movement is nice , and i believe the size of your plot also uttered the shape of the plan , i can help you achieve the 3D if necessary !!

How can you say that?

There's a lot of corrections to be made on that plan.

Where do I start?

(1) The master bedroom should be cross ventilated.

(2) The dining area Is too small..... the second lounge should move where the dining is and the dining should move further inwards. Removal of the walls in that area will free up more space.

(3) The entrance space is too large since its not a major sitting area..... a small ante-room should be introduced there.

(4) The guest bedroom should move to where the master bedroom is and the master bedroom should move to where the guest bedroom is. You'll always need a vantage view of the approach of your house and it will permit cross ventilation.

(5) The architect should ensure all the spaces (e.g. the main living room and kitchen) are square or rectangular. This is best for maximum space utility and eliminates wasted spaces.

(6) The terrace at close to the kitchen is too large. The space should be reduced and used within the building.

(7) The master bedroom walk in closet is too small.

( No guest toilet. Space can be gotten from the entrance area for that.

sinceraconcept:
I wonder what Bukola Saraki would look like when he's flogged naked. They would flog his big belly and he'd run up and down begging for mercy

Flogging a person butt nekkid in public is one of the fastest ways of demystifying a man.

I'll create a public holiday where corrupt Politicians will be publicly stripped naked and flogged on NTA with the national anthem on repeat in the background.

Their supporters too will be lashed on tv till 4pm before cartoons and soap operas take over.

They'll be a repeat broadcast at night.

Thank you.

Golf 3......... nuff said.

Drives well, easy on fuel, rugged, cheap to maintain........ and still has style especially on nice rims.

malikombi:
You can always enjoy your car absolutely far more better if you buy it "NEW"(tear rubber) regardless of the manufacturer or model.
An average user of such vehicle might not visit any auto mechanic in ten years.
God bless Nigeria

Rats!!!! I'll prefer a neatly used 2008 Benz c300 to a brand new Hyundai accent any day.

I'll choose a used Camry 2008 to a brand new Kia picanto any day.

Some brand new cars aren't worth it with their plasticky interiors and tiny engines.

prettyboi1989:
narcos is crappy, set in the 90's. it cud have made much sense if it were set in modern world.

What are you chatting?

It tells the story of the life of Pablo Escobar in the real time frame.

The period a movie is set doesn't determine how interesting it should be.

DollarPikin:
Hurray!Its my Birthday! SDC,the Youngest Video Director!Check my profile! I need to suck toto today as my birthday gift!Any body that loves me, should give me toto! Once a bad guy, is always a bad guy! I missed toto sucking and fingering!

Person wey no dey see woman laps to touch dey find toto to suck.

Jethrolite:
Poorly arranged room with expensive furniture. Why is that closet not a built in walk-in and out of sight. Money miss road.

You get spatial arrangement sense.

The furnitures are vulgar and the room poorly arranged.

lilmax:
celebrating rav4?

Would you rather prefer he mourns it?

Rayman5:
I've nevr seen a SALEEN S7,SSC aero & Rolls Royce WRAITH huh

I've seen a Rolls Royce Wraith in Ikeja GRA.

It wasn't even long after it was released that it roared past me.

How do you solve a problem when you don't know its cause?

Chrisrare:
Wots d fun of creating a movie if u don't want pple to understand it? I dont find GOT interesting, its very boring. Only reason its receiving much hype is cos its difficult to understand, nothing more.

Blasphemy!!!!!

alexlee50:
the truth is painful. When someone demystifys u, it hurts

In your mind...... it "demystifys" and it's the "Truth".

Well, to be honest, it's neither.... its random trash you just spoke there.

When he starts hitting on you again, tell him you've recorded the phonecall/ munched the chat/ or tell him to wait, then bring out your phone, press record in his presence and tell him to continue.

Use it as a bargaining tool to make him back off or else you'll expose his actions.


You're welcome.