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Me too greatlanders6@gmail.com

May 5

Pls what is their medicine cut off point for GCE A level

Yes ,not u use or dirty shoes to bring dirt and germs into d persons house

total war rome2

universal101:
Hello BABAAGBALABA,
You can make it.
though ur score is not that high you can still make it by studying hard & scoring high in postutme.

if you haven't gotten past question pls
call 0812463 93 02 for a copy.

thanks i call u

BABAAGBALABA:
pls guy i get 222 for jamb, shey i fit make am

for medicine

pls guy i get 222 for jamb, shey i fit make am

rexbuton:
Good post.. Here is the next step..

1. Ask the Fulanis to leave quietly because when Nigeria has entered it's period of turmoil (probably after Buhari dies), Ilorin will be used as a base to launch attacks on the West. And with the Igbos attacking from the Lagoon, no army can fight on two fronts

2. Yorubas should accept the fact that they can never be accepted as true muslims, hence they should all turn to Christ who is the surest and only way to salvation. This way the Fulani will be alienated and leave. Personally I think fulani incursions into the middlebelt should be checked in order not to be caught unawares

3. Arrange a referendum in which people be made to vote for the scrapping of the Emir title. TINUBU can easily swing this.. oh I almost forgot, Tinubu has a religion too... *thinking*

4. Ignore this message and watch Badagry (in Lagos) turned into Baga in a few years

Survive any lagoon in the world... Pro tips..
https://www.nairaland.com/2244029/how-survive-lagoon-must-read

WHAT IS THIS ONE SAYING

Me and my mum ,may 5 ,such a special day

Emperoradrian:
I was rushing to my school bus stand to enter the bus before it fills up,then suddenly i hit my left leg against a stone,i now made the sign of the cross and continued my journey,then this girl walked up to me,and asked why i was making the sign of the cross,i replied her "the bible says we should pray at all time".she just laughed and we parted ways....

A week later,i went to buy petrol at the station in my street,i had my earpiece stuffed in my ears,enjoying my highlife by osadebe,....i got to the station,bought the fuel,then on my return journey,someone tapped me and said.."oboy person d call u",when i turned,lo and behold,it was same gal i had met in school,i crossed to the other side of the road to meet her,i didn't know she was the one until she helped me recall....she was with plenty bags,and i inquired what she was doing with all those bags,she said she's just returning from Ph,that she saw me when i passed,and called me but i didnt answer her... I apologized,and asked her if she had any goody for me ,she said i should follow her to her house if i needed one....i declined because i was rushing home to watch UEFA match,and told her i'd come for it another day,after which i collected her number and rushed off.......

On friday that week,i went for a friend's birthday party,and slept over,when i was coming back on saturday evening,i met this same girl on the road,and she said i've been reluctant about coming to visit her,that i must follow her to her lodge that nite,i agreed,when we got to her house,it was a self con room,nice,i loved the paintings on her wall,i was admiring the room,while she was packing her cloths she washed earlier inside,after that,the next thing,she started undressing herself,leaving only her panties and bra on,after which she used her towel to cover herself before entering the bathroom,all this while,i just kept my cool,pressing my fone....she finally came out of the bathroom,and layed down on her bed with only her towel,we talked a few more minutes,before i told her that i'd love to take my leave now....when i got home,she sent me a whatsapp message saying i didn't ask her to offer me anything....

I need your opinions here,was she sending me GREEN LIGHT or was it normal?

guy no lie ,u are impotent

babakb:
please this is not funny because my friend confided in me even though he never wanted to share this with anyone but he is now afraid of the unknown consequences, according to him, since he started sleeping with his wife after their marriage she began to have long intervals on her menstrual period, e.g 2 months plus before she sees her period and even if it comes it doesn't flow like before again, and now he needs to be sure that is not because of his big manhood, he told me he needs to apply lubricants before he can manage to even penetrate her.
please this is a serious issue, the wife is 22 yrs and childless for now.
so doctors in the house can a man's big size affect the regular timing of the menstrual period and its blood flow.
thanks for your urgent response as me and my friend follow thread.

anoda reason for me not to near a virgin

i hear

Orijin101:
Do u care for orijin or Malta guiness?
Love you post
Love ur Dp although u dey bone
Love ur moniker
Love your............ ehm ehm you

ashawo ,odoko oshi,awon omo nowadays self

man chilling in NN3

ABEGI LEMME WIN

HANGING,THINKING POSITION,FROG JUMP MEHN CDSSI IS D BEST

masterpower:
THIS IS GREAT.
JONATHAN ROCKS EVERYWHERE HE GOES.

OUR SIMPLE, HUMBLE PRESIDENT FLOWING WITH THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS.

GEJ NIGERIANS LOVE YOU AND OUR VOTES ARE FOR YOU ALONE. CARY ON SIR.

#GEJFORNIGERIA

yeah cause gej paid for crowds everywhere he goes

masterpower:
APC SHOULD BE PREPARED FOR THIS WAR THEY ARE INVITING.

THE APC WILL CERTAINLY PAY FOR ALL THESE. IF YOU WANT TO JOINT THEM PLEASE DO BUT IF I GETl YOU, I WONT SPARE YOU.

ABA,bajinatu kan fawan goons mi(and yall call buhari an illitrate , shey buhari no understand english pass dis one

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The guy is lying ni ,u no fine kankan