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@poster,
you are not alone

Who said life was fair!!!

Why are Nigerians abusive?
simple answer, most people operate on very short fuses and since we lack facilities to help us relax, most people vent out their frustrations.
an example is the man who waits for a bus at the bus stop for an hour only to get one and the bus fare is two times its normal price and the his shirt gets ripped when he's getting down, get a query for being late to work, has run out of credit facilities with mama bili, the buka operator near his office, thus goes hungry, he gets home to no light, no water and no food, landlord gives him his 5th payment notice, girlfriend is vexing because he has not taken her out in the last 2 weeks, why he no go dey abusive?

If mend( or the Niger Delta Crimminal Organisation as they should be called) is real serious about blowing up something, i suggest Area F in Ikeja, those people are real local terrorists.

why is all you peopled spoking english laik dis? i thinked this wases supposedlys a places for intellectualled and learnt people but you is all sissapointed me with your crudely and embarrassed grarmma. i am so hurted i am gone to slept

Wanna show some cleavage?, showit
wanna show some crack?, show it
isallgood with me.
just be confident enough to flaunt it, all that tugging spoils the view.

Nice one bro.

The first step to solving any problem is understanding it-Chinese proverb

Maybe we could be on the right track to national development if we looked seriously at the points raised by daviddylan. the best years of Nigeria still remain the pre-1966 years when everybody controlled resources in their regions unlke now when a state contributes less than 5 million to the fed purse and expects to collect 5 bill at the end of the month, this is a seriously flawed style of governance all brought on by the real Arewa elites running this country.

Screw Britney!!!

very simple!
WHY?

Simple question, which do you fear most, shikena
not philosophy and logic!

a bent straw in my bottle of, you know what i mean.
fliesand hair are regular sitings in most bukas

Wow,
Congolese knows what she wants, play should too

ursie:
i don't exactly know
all i can say is they'll be thousands of hundred miles away from me. chau

Right on target

Its simple really,
Its not only in romance that money counts, just check the number of calls you get from your friends askiong you where's the spot at when you got dough and when you aint.
money rules!!!

Puff puff wrapped in old newspaper!

Wow!
i had something in mind before but now i think its gonna be flylyde's smile and a case of jack daniels!
heaven!!! here i come

guess she fell on her head in her senile years. what madness!!!

just wondering O! does the dude walk the streets the way he's dressed on tv?

Wow!
3 of the greatest series and i got to choose 1!
i guess i,ll start with lost, you never know whats gonna happen.
Prisonbreak, i,m too old to want to be like scofield or T-bag so maybe my son will be.
24, gbosa, gboooosaaaaaaa, ggggggbbbbbboooooosssssssaaaaa, thats what 24 is, cool though.

as the great Fela will say, pkafuka na quench!

chokit:
Look for this in anyone to know who a friend is.

1,CONSISTENCY

2,COMPASIONATE

3,COMMITMENT

I call it C3 according to one American pastor.Hence the true men of God have friends example are Prophet Mohamed {PHB} to Ali and Abu hurerah and Jesus to Peter.

@chokit, care to elaborate? esp your last statement.
a friend is the dude you get drunk with, confess your atrocities to and that still changes nothing. your homeboy for life.

1st: the website theme song is horrible!
2nd: Its hard to assert your rights with a monster AK-47 in your face
3rd: The police is definitly not your friend, think otherwise at your own peril

ps: Salsera's scare story got me in stitches!!!

[b]My Scary story. . .
February 1st 2004, Umuahia, Abia state. I was doing my NYSC at that time and Manchester United were playing Arse-Anal. As a staunch Man Utd fan, that was a match i couldn't have missed. I was staying in The Catholic Corpers Lodge, and also moonlighting at a guest house with a friend of mine. the guest house was like 300metres from the 'Viewing centre'
The match started at about 10:30pm, if you know Umuahia you'd know that the roads are empty at around 8pm, so by this time the road was empty, but there were over 20 people in the viewing centre so i felt it was pretty safe. . .
The match ended 3-0 or 3-1, after 12 midnight, it ended on my birthday (feb 2nd, my best birthday present!!!), so i started going home. to my profound horror, i found out that all those people there were all off duty okada men, they zoomed off on their okadas and left me alone on that dark road.
I jogged down to the guest house, pounded on the gate. i'd forgotten they lock the gate by 12 midnight and they don't ever open it until 6am. I knock tire, no answer. I didnt carry my phone because of fear of theft.
So i started jogging the 1km distance to the Catholic Corpers lodge

Scare #1
100m down the road, a police pick up[ pulled up beside me, 2 cops jumped out and levelled their Mark IVs at my head! I nearly shit myself. They roughly demanded to know who i was and where was i going? i told 'em i was a corper and i went to watch the match, and that i was heading to the Corpers Lodge. They asked me to reach into my pocket slowly and brin gout my ID card. I did that and gave it to them. One now asked the other one to search me. i'd forgotten that earlier that day i had won a big pocket knife in the Guinness promo and it was still in my back pocket. COme and see the look on their face when they pulled out this wicked looking pen knife. I hastily explained that i won it from the promo. The guy looked at me fo rlike 1 minute (almost shat myself once again) before telling me to go home. i speedily complied!!

Scare #2
About 600m down the road, i was already recovering from the poilce scare when i started really getting scared about how quiet and ghostly the whole place was. all the tales i'd been hearing on flesh-eating cannibals and kidnappers/ritualists started surfacing. it didn't help when i jogged past a house and saw an old woman raking leaves together and burning them. What kind of person would be burning leaves at 12:30am? And she looked so witch-like. the next house had like 3 youths outside talking in hushed tones. all fell silent and watched me jog pass. I come dey fear, come dey regret say i go watch match that day. The next thing i knew, something moving very very fast flew just above my head. you know the kind of noise and disturbance u feel/hear when someone throws a stone very close to your ear? that's what it felt like. But this was somethin gmuch faster and silent.
Every single hair on my body (from my head to my nearly hairless ass) stood on end. see d kind fear wey catch me, eh? I didn't wait to see if it was a bird, an arrow or a low-flying witch. I kicked my palm slippers ahead of me, caught them midair (in a move even Jet-Li couldnt have done) and took to my heels. I'm pretty sure i averaged 50mph!! Even worse, i was running uphill and my heart was pounding like crazy.

Scare #3
I got to the corpers lodge, everyone was sleeping. . .! I nearly renounced Manchester United then and there!

I hammered on the gate and someone finally woke up, where i was led, shaking and gibbering some incomprehensible stuff about witches and policemen and Arrows and bakassi boys. . . the only thing they could make of this was that Man Utd won


And that's my worst scare ever!


I thot this post by texasspete (did i get the name right) was hilarious


Damn funny!!!
Devils for life

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[b][/b]SEX, BOOZE N MUSIC

na wa O!
everybody!!! watch and guard

@poster
if your relationship was not based on sex that is, no "kokoing" happened then its a likely guess that the dude wants to come back and koko because most guys feel like they lost out if there was no kokoing , but you never can tell so see him but be on your guard.

mystikal:
broke up with my Ex because i loved her so much

she was such a kid about some things and i guess she didnt know what a relationship is all about so gave her some space and she took a break. still like her loads though!