and all Americans are dumb, that is why they can be yahooed by semi-literate boys here.
screw oprah.

correction!!!!
the people from the east and south-south.
just imagine boozing at your local mama caro without nkwobi.

i'll say the Ibo, their soups and stews and everything is just super and theres lots of variety of everything unlike my people (Yoruba). nothing after eba, amala, iyan egusi etc.

i love nairaland!!!!!!!!
its sure safe as long as the person deserves it.

many times and i know i still will many times more.

Lexyhearts:

AND DON KNOW WHT KIND OF GALS WR THOSE OF URS

AS FOR ME I HATE LIARS.THEY R MY WORST ENEMIES.I DON WANT A GUY WHO LIE TO ME .COZ I AM NOT SO CHEAP.

the simple fact is that girls get to know after the fact so its not a matter of being cheap or not

because lies are more exiting

this poster is actually just messing with us but its kinda fun seeing how different guys see it.

michelin89:

You'll be disappointed. Most Nigerian guys suck big time in bed.

Beef talk from someone whose only been having WHAM BAM thank you ma'am sex.

@poster,
use your head!

its so because what you see is what you get in nigeria, corruption and greed everywhere.
nobody cares about anybody else and until that changes, nothing changes

some are quite good ( paloma, now you are mine, condo seas mia) and some are darn stupid ( gardens daughter, the wife, camilas etc, )

lots and lots and lots!!!
more on the way!!!

e don pkafuka, e don quench!!!
make your sis buy you another, she dey sleep wey she go spill coffee?

Dang!
it hurts to see supposed intellectuals falling for this kinda crap. cant you all see its crap? 100 pounds for a mail indeed.
but i guess its the awoofian in everybody thats clouding good reasoning.

write a petition to musa

Elizabeth:

Alausa Garden @ Secretariat! so lovely and quiet.

Wwwwhhhhhhaaaaaaaattttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you cant be serious.

numbers:

I will be your tour guide.trust me with the best settings.I go for the best places,just have good cash and a comfortable ride and I'll show you where to be. ;Dkidding

Try planet one VIP bar on a day its not rowdy or sheraton bar.


live the good life run with the big dogs.

being romantic and having a nice time with your lady doesnt mean running with the big dogs you doofus!
i bet you run with mice and not even pups!

say it right- nelly furtado
ololufe- wande cole ( i hope i got the name right)

she's a oh oh oh oh oh ho ho ho ho ho!
she's a ho ho ho oh oh ho ohho oh ho!!
shes's a ho ho oh ho ho ho oh ho ho!!!!

see trips!!!

Religion is the opium of the masses- Karl Marx

this post should be one of the proofs abi how can someone think of such absurdity. under the sea indeed.
@pain
you got that right.

Dios:

Yea I'm the ceo of the biggest cosmetics company "underseas". Our motto is:
Under the sea
Under the seeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Darling it's better down where it's wetter
Take it from me, take it from me
Over the sea they work all day
Under the sea we play all day
Under the sea, under the sea, under the seeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

The "Little Mermaid" is my secretary and we are constantly fighting the prayers of these born again christians, especially the Nigerians.
We don't mean no harm and I'm sure y'all know how glorious and wonderful our products are

PS: Contrary to popular beliefs we are in no way, shape or form involved with the Devil.
Thank you
Yours Truly
Dios

ROTFLMAO!!!

Dios:

I need some of that good sh#t the poster is smoking,

word!!!

violent- kill billvol 1&2, smokin aces(still dont get the gist of the movie till date though)
action- 300, face off

a picnic at olumo rock or any of the water falls on this zone of the country, an inexpensive and thoughtfull way to show her she's appreciated

seems like we got 2 camps here, the Dangote supporters and the beef crew.
lol. typical naija style!

maybe it was a test bridge to test congestion, the real one is yet to be built abi why would a six month old bridge collapse and the coloniial wooden bridge in my friends fathers village still stands after so many years?
lets see what Yaradua would do about it.
ps: anyone noticed tha Musa looks like bugzy siegel? at least the black version

Nairalanders like love sha!!!
see as posts boku!!!

this is the dumbest solution the the nigerdelta crisis i've ever heard!

psycho!!!
Yaba left!!!
Oshodi mkt!!!
a library!!!
and much more

who's richer?
Dangote or Oprah!!!
i don't give a rats ass because the answer will not get me a good job or put some quid in ma pocket.