₦airaland Forum

Nmezor:
oh thanks

Alright, welcome

omenka:
Besides, only Kings grow that large and are the largest of venomous snakes. But hey, Nigerians are too busy watching Zeeworld and Telemundo and MTVbase, so much so they know almost nothing about stuffs like this.

We don see u na, the only person that watch NatGeo wild, some of us started watching it when they were two or so; Animal planet and NatGeo wild, so be humble and learn that there's a specie of snake (cobra) called Philippine cobra

Nmezor:
Hmmm, Neva knew snakes swallow their fellow snakes

Yeah they do...

BTW you look good, nice one

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn

As a real niggarrr
I must say

Cr7 is very unlucky


Every records he is going to break and set with hard work
Messi is going to break and reset them with ease

LoL, you're funny... Messi no fit smell this one and International Trophy as a professional player

TGM2015:
With international recognitions for Electoral reforms and Democracy Hero, he has to accept the outcome. One thing I love about him is, he managed his failure successfully to turn around the failure to a bigger success.
As at today, he is more recognised than Obasanjo in Africa politics of electoral and democracy matters. So the Jonathan of today is no more a PDP person (though will never denied being a member) but a person for Election Sportsmanship. I think is high time Jonathan distance himself from any political campaigns and becomes Father for all.
God bless him.

Say what you know, Obasanjo is more relevant than him

Area4Area:
As far as he's Ijaw and they want them in Biafra, they won't dare say anything negative about him.
When Asari Dokubo insulted the Igbos and called them slaves to them, how many insulted him back? Dem no dey fear face?

Grow up abeg...

Is it today?

Jonathan has been insulted severally, so get sense and stop spewing rubbish.
As for Asari, he was only seeking for relevance/attention.

Kisjay21:
Please call if u r interested. GTB

I can't find any number to call

Dirty game...

OK

Nice

kay29000:

Incandescent:
You made me laugh...nice one

LoL, na true story o but anytime I remember am e dey make me laff

akaahs:
and what makes u think the normal census ll be free and fare or ll give u correct data?

It's well

mine na the day I went to one night vigil that was organised by the former of Ondo state governor, Olusegun Mimiko in Adegbemile hall when I was in Akure.
I met one pretty dark "shapeful" and busty girl. I walked up to her and started wooing this babe, babe drop o... next thing I signaled my guys that I want to take the babe to the backside of the car packed outside. But it seems that place wasn't comfortable, so we went to a place that look like military parade ground opposite it.
As I was about to start "training", na so one heavy wind (breeze) blow with lightning, e come be like say I see one scary thing.
Naso I discharge with full speed leaving the babe there, since that day I no dey even reason any woman matter for night vigil except maybe na my babe or I know her before

garfield1:
Mynd44,lalasticlala obinoscopy rule 2 and 3

LoL, you are crying wolf where there is none...

Learn to be courteous next time, you can't eat your cake and have it

garfield1:
Even without research,is it not obvious that those people give more birth than southerners? Most southerners are monogamous while most northerners are polygamous.am sure you may not be married at maybe 40 while your gateman,a hausaman at 30 has over 6 kids

You were trying to make a point until you decided to dive into knowing me when you actually don't know anything about me...

Abeg swerve, others no dey marry early too abi...
You're saying rubbish, not all of them marry early. I guess you have not been to the northern part of Nigeria before...

Okoroawusa:
Bros, this is a study,a research before u carry this thread enter APC vs PDP...

Mr man I know, can't you see where I said I don't believe all these researches or compilations... abi you wan force me believe am?

Do you see anything like what you mentioned in my reply?
Or are you one of them wey guilty conscience dey worry?

I don't believe all these fake researches or compilations, it's all in a bid to make it look like a certain part has the highest population and also to justify any election result manipulation or rigging.

Do normal population census and let it be free and fair dem no go gree that one...

udemzyudex:
Probably 1 room apartment plus your change to paint the room

If you want a room or a room and parlor self contain just budget #120-150k

Where you wan get a room n parlor self contain for that amount in Lagos, maybe in those areas close to Ogun I think. You can only get a room self contain for that amount or more depending on the location

bob55dave:
Nice one
Am planning on renting a place in lagos by january. I want to relocate
Budget is about 100k. What can i get with this amount

Which area do you want to reside?

I'm currently staying in a room self contained but I'm planning to rent another apartment come January and I need to share it with someone since I'm still single and not getting married soon

Nope, I don't do that shi...

I make sure you love me either willingly(genuinely) or forcefully (after giving you a nice Bleep/treat) before I take you serious, na you go come dey ask me what am I to you...
Some ladies have loved me without me loving them in return, that's for those that asked me out(woo) or those I didn't ask out(woo) before blowing them.

P.S- That's then tho I have a wonderful partner now, because I have more important things to do than wasting my precious time on nothing/frivolous things...

otunbadan:
I do t know if it was you I spoke to on phone yesterday

Call?
No, I'm not the one

helinues:
Like I said you are a religious fanatics cos we don't give a damn about any religions..

Oya, run along

Ignored!

helinues:
Religious fanatics

Ogbeni swerve, I'm not a fanatic like you...
Humanity matters...

That doesn't mean I won't correct people like you when they are saying what they don't know...

I caught you in the balls/neck, next you turn it to religion fanatic story...

Once again, swerve please

Arysexy:
Catholic Charismatic, Legion of Mary, Catholic Biblical Instructors do

Nice one bro

helinues:
Only JW and Lord Chosen still do

Others are no longer active like before

Don't say what you don't know, ignorance is not an excuse...

Catholics do home to home visitation(Legion of Mary, Catholic Charismatic and co), ministration/missionary etc. They also minister in the form of aid or help, that's why most NGOs are funded or set up by The Catholic Church.

Catholic missionaries go to areas where there is no presence of Christianity or war torn areas to convert and win souls, it's after they have done every work or task you will now see other churches entering to set up

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Freemanbobble:
Mumu people
Last last after you don fight finish the ATM nor go pay you
The ATM go tell you

" issuer or switch inoperative"

Then you go insert am again
The ATM go tell you
"Card not smart"

You bring am out clean am
Then insert am again
The ATM go tell you
" currently out of service"

Then you don dey frustrate small small
You insert am again
The ATM go tell you
"Insufficient funds"

Then you go insert am again
Boom!!!
The thing go sieze your card

See wahalar
Cry you nor go fit cry
to make the matter worse
Your card na zenith bank
And the the ATM machine na first bank

And according to CBN rule if ATM machine seize your card and the ATM machine and your card nor be the same bank

You are on your own
The bank will not give you your card
You will go and do another one with one thousand naira

This is the reason why I stopped using Skyebank till today... I went to Oceanic bank (now Ecobank) to withdraw, na so the atm swallow the card, I went inside the bank to complain the customer relation officer told me that I canthink get the card because it will be perforated.
That was the day I transferred all my money from that bank and dumped them.

eni4real:
defy not defile

Oh!

Alright