₦airaland Forum

The qualities are many bit since the OP said two must have, I will list just one, which is:
She must be a VIRGIN.
That will determine if the relationship will work i.e proceed to the next stage or not.

Note: The bolden is very important.

Kolomental case...

Make them hold this girl before she enter market/street.

Pre-NYSC, during that long ASUU strike, I agreed to work in a bar for 7k but I ran and stopped the work after the first day.

Post-NYSC, first offered and accepted job was appx 45k but I ran after some days.


Then I took up a teaching job that paid me 15,000/month when owu dey hit me and I don't want to go back home all in the name of I wan dey Lagos.
The salary don't even come steady, na by force I take dey collect am, if not e fit reach ending of the following month.
One thing I did and I like is I never allowed anyone use job's rules and regulations stress me, I do what I feel is right but not detrimental to me.


Thank God, all these are memories now and I don't look like what I have been through.

My mind dey tell me say this one just dey buy time for Abba Kyari.

They rather want him here than sending him there.

I don't believe all these stories.

Loreettaa:
Well you don't know me. Nor I, you.
Move along.

I like your response, you are well brought up.

candidladyTemp:



God iam ready to trade... Bring back aliyah and lefteye, take this pervert


You are not normal.... Are you guys cursed like em swear for una no no did someone place a spell on y'all

Keep sh*t with this your s*lly tr*sh you post everytime.

People are wired differently, he brought it up here to seek for help because he cares and also have self respect/dignity.

What about those that won't even bring it up here and proceed with their feelings?

People like you make other people shy away from seeking for help whenever they need one.

Fu*king d*rty c*nt of a g*rl.
D*ck s*cker forming hard girl, idi*t!


@OP, please on no condition should you give in to that temptation.
If it is coincidental OR normal way and not pre-planned, it will be better if you caution her on her dressing which may help in reducing the temptation, than proceeding with that thought her dressing is generating.
Or you can get her like 3 or more full/cover non-tight house-cloth as gift, with that act, her sense will tell her where you are driving at.



Again, what if it is a deliberate action? If it is, she will continuously take steps that will put you at risk of falling.
In this case, the safest act will be getting her another apartment entirely because one day you may burst into each other in situation where one of you is stark naked and with the already formulated thought, aborting the mission at that she will be difficult.

angelfallz:
Badt guy

Wetin man go do na!

doggedfighter:



My Ibadan visit comes to mind.

I like that in Ibadan men stay in the middle while women stay at the back unlike where I live.


Respect to Ibadan !

I appreciate that gesture.



Eastern states are different.


I felt a little unprotected though while a man was in middle and I at the back because here in the

East where I live before the ban bike pooling isn't a thing but happens rarely when they are no other options.

I'm used to having men sit behind.

Male strength and energy thrills me anywhere even in bed.

Masculinity is a thing for me.

Oshey!

Your name says it all.

You must be a big fan of it and also a courageous woman, if not that all Nairaland ladies(I have come across i.e those their identity has been known by me) are ugl*, I would have linkedup with you for serious reason.

JK

Loreettaa:
Likeee.... Imagine sitting sandwiched between two total strangers. Bike an intentionally grabbing the brakes at intervals, so my boobs is kissing his back and then some stranger sitting at my back. God abeg o.

Forming posh OR Behind online but something else in reality.

Getawayu jare!

I don't do that shii and if I am to go on the same bike with a female to somewhere, you better get ready to seat in the middle.

On one instance where I was taking someone to my place, because she needed to take some crop in my compound for medicinal use.
I stopped a bike for her and was about stopping another fir myself before she told me "no, let's share this one."

But, if the person I am sharing it with is my babe, she go feel the kondo getting high and if it is in the night, I go dey tap current with my hands.

From "Bros make I stay your side this night, you know say night don reach and night dangerous for Lagos,to abeg I fit dey from your place dey go work, my side too far?"
Na so the guy take stay months o.

Las las, me and my landlord fight physically over him matter and he served me quit notice mainly because of him,m, but the notice was also instrumental to pushing me to where I am now.

DaveHarry:
Very true. I experienced it 1st hand while living in bodija, ibadan. Those people and envy towards a stranger meeting up without their assistance, is like 5&6.

I know how to deal with them properly, thanks to the fact that I was born and brought up here.
So there antics no dey reach me.

Rahkman:
this ur statement applies in nigeria too especially in places like jos and kano during the riots the hausas find it hard to penetrate areas like sabongari or Apata due to the tactics u mentioned

You're on point concerning that sabongari part.

Parrot69:
Well, you might not know it was your great grandfather and mothers that beautified those places for the whites Afrikaners to live in while you were pushed back to inland Soweto to live life like pigs. You owe Sub-saharan Africans a lot of respect for fighting for your freedom. By now, I wonder what kind of CAVES ya’ll be living in.
This is a picture of CBD in KwaNatal Zulu

Ignore these cre..tins, bro.

Parrot69:
It’s saddening bro, it’s high time our foreign missions educate Nigerian diasporians about the security concerns being resident in these countries. Better most, a lot of these travellers need orientation.

Honestly, imagining spending millions only to end up meeting worse insecurity situation where they traveled to.

They need education i.e enlightenment on that.

TjoBATHONG:
I mean really, SA is a poohole.

Yes, it is with respect to my points.

So, kindly get l*st!

TjoBATHONG:
I also ask myself why such a place?

I thought you're reasonable but you are not.

How does the pictures equate with my points?

Are they there primarily for pictures/site seeing/to count the number of bridges?

Most countries have pictures of beautiful places/sites but not all countries have what I am pointing out.

Even terrorists infested regions have beautiful places you can take pictures.

G*t out please!

TjoBATHONG:
Transcriber keep your Jollof-gerian brother Akinawallet Obasandwich in check.

I am not transcriber OR whoever you think is behind this moniker.

I blame Nigerians that travel to that country in the first place, why will someone spend appx a million naira in visa to travel to such a place, when they can start something or better still travel to another country with opportunities where foreigners safety is assured.

TjoBATHONG:
Did u have a fallout with IronGalaxy Y u not tagging him aswell? U still licking your wounds from the severe blows he's dealt u in the past? Is that why you've been underground for a while - counseling

Keep quiet xen*phobic element.

duro4chang:
Trash as usual.

GTFOOMM

nickyj19:
mad cow you are a product of a leaking condom

Lame...

I know your problem, you're s*x starved, which in turn is making you frustrated and as such needs a good digging to lighten up your mood.

Were jatijati!

Same price but scarce

It's none of my business.

It is a known fact, they are not marketable, loyal and trustworthy.

Simple!

nickyj19:
o fẹ da bi pe won n jeun ni ori re

Get lo..st, om.ugo ni e.

Your singleness is making you to misbehave.
No transfer am come my side before I de*l with you.

Cryofigbos:
Who won't want to kill d flat heads and there bad mouth and chest beating but as a fellow Nigerian south Africa is looking for trouble and should be made to produce and prosecute those that carried out d atrocities

Na your fellow skull mining headquarters indigene them kpai o.

Read Ol...odo read!

Hmmm, nawa o.

What is the guy selling in S.A?

I don't even know what people see in S.A sef.


This is inspired by envy, it is common in Yor..ubaland, when they see strangers, especially young ones doing well, they will start displaying their envy.

FreeStuffsNG:
I am sure that you have never recieved an award in your life except you include yourself among the horrible people.

You are wasting too much time on the unsocial media filled with toxic comments like yours.It is also possible that you are surrounded by fake and horrible people.

I know many Nigerians with many awards and still doing great, these are awesome Nigerians you should seek out to mentor you if you are to do well in life.

I still remember quite vividly that when this disgraced cop was being showered with these awards, there was this complaint by some of his victims that he extorted them but most people just waved it aside because he was the one who arrested Evans.


Read up on the late Pharmacist, Prof. Dora Akunyili. She served and died with her honour and still continued to recieve award post humously. Chief MKO Abiola got the highest award in the land GCFR post humously. You better change the company you keep

You just spoiled your good write-up with the last part.
So MKO is a good person?

nickyj19:
shey ewa okay

Mowa OK, mi o mo fun iwo.

nickyj19:
some people will not lyk this statement

but that's the fact

Say no more!

He is healthier than all the men in yo ur gen*ration abi?

Ever since I made that mistake of going to a restaurant in my state of service as a fresh corper from camp with my fellow guys because we dey find better food in that city(northern city), I no fit try that shit again.

When them give us bill, aswear I wan cry, unto say it was unexpected and the exact money I planned managing myself with before I ge5 alert.

pretydiva:
Food wey sweet, na better money kill am

Not in the case of restaurants, most of these moderate restaurants foods taste better than those Behind OR porshe restaurants foods o.