₦airaland Forum

pendo89:
Lol babe.
I got bked into this hotel and guess what? They wrote my city as my second name!!
I realised when I was checking out!!One asked 'so do you see the wildebeast and crocodiles everyday?They looked soo amazed like it was a really cool thing!!
I was like what the heck? you think the river mara cuts across the city??
Assuming that  the wildebeast migration takes place in the city!! 
I gave them a peace of my mind cz the only Africa they know is S.Africa

Ok Op.I hate being asked if I am married 5 min into a conversation.It sucks

sexkillz:
People asking me "How old are you"? W.T.F!!! Dont i look my f^*king age?
People asking me " Do you still live with your parents?" Shitttzzzz!!!

LittleNerd:
i am backkkkkkkkkkk!!!!! lmao !!! what is this i see here ehnnn flamingo parade looool , these dresses arent nice at all , who ever made these , take your time next time so that they will allow other nigerian designers to come to millan nahhhh this is really sad , but only god knows maybee one of the audiences liked it smh ;looool

dayokanu:
Write the IG of police on how he is a very good policeman and diligent.

He should be promoted and transferred to maiduguri soon.

Watch him come to beg you

koruji:
@BABE!
My analogy is mainly about the reason why GEJ is repeating himself about "his" single term i.e. his proposal to do away with the second term of political office in Nigeria.

1. There is a reason why humans have two legs, and there is a reason why most democracies allow up to two terms of 4 years rather a single term of 4 or 6 or 8, etc years.

2. Rather than cure the disease of bad governance, ethno-politics (aka zoning) and rigging-matis that characterize second-term elections in Nigeria (cramping of the one leg) GEJ thinks it is the chance of a second term (the second leg) that needs to be done away with.

3. We have only tried 21/2 transitions in this democratic match, yet GEJ thinks our democracy has no hope with a second term allowed.

4. The patient according to GEJ is supposed to be all better without his second leg (no more cramps), but we are not being told what use is one leg - one thing is for sure he is not going to be running on one leg.

The funny thing is, inspite of his protestations, this seems to be GEJ's way of getting his extra two years to make 8 years of governance. GEJ is another OBJ or worse waiting to happen.

If this is GEJ's definition of transformation - he needs to leave Nigeria untransformed. It seemed like yesterday, when OBJ was promising to better Mandela in how he will transform Nigeria.

So, you're basically saying that--GEJ doesn't want to deal with his inevitable failure in his second term, so he'd rather have it "amputated".  Cool cool.

If that(^) was really the point of the amendment; then I can't help but wonder who informed him that he's gonna have a chance for second term ---Talo Gun'yan fun to ni t'obe o soro?

How is he so sure that he'll lead follow Nigeria the second time?

Anyways, I trust Nigerians, they'll probably elect him again (If their votes actually counts)-- Their Reason: He's the lesser of two evils---  

l laugh in Efik and Tiv.

IBEXY:
Please know your HIP from your HOP. 
Naija rappers, please stop trying to sound like New Yorkers. If you have never lived in America why would you want to sound like a yankee doodle? Its silly because your primary fans are Nigerians. Why not rap in Pidgeon English or Yoruba/Ibo/Hausa. The Latinos in America have several rappers who do it in Spanish and they are big!

Pls how many Nigerian rappers have you heard of sef---- 

They DO RAP IN PIGdiN, YORUBA, IGBO AND HAUSA and some other languages that me sef no understand.

Ever heard of DAGRIN?---raps in yoruba.

Ever heard of OLAMIDE?----raps in yoruba

Ever heard of FALZ?---raps in yoruba and english

Ever heard of OJB?---raps in yoruba and english.

Ever heard of REMINISCE?---raps in yoruba, english, etc. (lol)

Ever heard of ELDEE?----when he raps, he raps in yoruba and english.

There are a WHOLE lot more--I just can't seem to remember them now.


A good number of them do rap with an American Accent, and it works. Ever heard of M.I and NAETO C? Ever heard of ICE-PRINCE, JESSE JAGZ--and co?

IBEXY:
Ever wondered why 2face made it big? (note, he's not a rapper ) You'll never hear him trying to sound like 50cent or Grand Master Flash and the furious 5. He cut his own style - even sings in Pidgeon English yet he's loved all over the world. He's original.

FAIL! EPIC FAIL! That's not the rap music I listen to o. Auto-tune to rap in 9ja? Winter-Coat in video? Chei! **smh*** You just made the world know that you're not used to 9ja rap-music ATALL. You're just misyaning.

9ja rap-music has gone past all that BS--- you need to stay current. 

IBEXY:
I read someone say Timaya is a hip-hop artiste? This is the problem. Some people here dont even know what hip-hop or rap music means.

Pls classify Timaya for me abeg---

Hope you know that those standard genres don't apply for Nigerian music/artistes---It's either they're "Hip-Hop" or "Non-Hip hop"- No need for the efizy.

jay bee:
^^^^
What's the point of setting standards when we as a people will clearly flaunt/disregard 'em well meaning rules.

Bliss4Lyfe:
But in other to do dat we need someone setting an example and a good role model like Dr Ngozi will set that standards that we need and lack.

Isn't GEJ a good role model?  # Justaquestion. I thought he was the "savior" that you Nigerians were waiting for. I thought  2011 was the crucial year. It's 2015 now abi--?- add 4 yrs to that---and another 4, and another 4, and another 4---- lets go there!   

So "we" need a good role model to change? 

Isn't Uncle Fashola is good role model? Has that stopped me from giving policemen bribe at check-points for not having a "particular"? Or has that stopped them from collecting it?

You never jam!

Bliss4Lyfe:
Our principal problem in Nigeria is our mindset. I am currently looking at ways of getting all Nigerians to understand the concept of self interest and common interest and how they apply to our life's. A starting point is overcoming the defeatist attitude we as Nigerians have over the affairs of our life's. We need to exercise faith and take time to educate one another properly. Nothing is impossible unless we make it so.

Amen. 

airmark:
MI, so, you also fell for his "I solo like isolo" kind of lines .  

Yes, Airmark---I fell for them lines.  

LOL @ I solo like isolo.