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Phate07:
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Use this link then. Scroll till you see Gender and then change accordingly.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;sa=forumProfile

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haha! Phate, do you think I'm s[i]tupid[/i]?    That what I've been doing all this while. It keeps going back to "male".

Me I drink o --- I mean I don't get drunk, but I love drinks (NUVO )! I don't do shots and all. That one pass my power.

oK so, Nigerian women (in general) don't drink and smoke because, most of "us" weren't brought that way.

In Nigerian culture (in general), we find drinking and smoking repulsive, in relative to the western culture!

^^^Zahnda! Have I told you, that person on your profile is beautiful?  Well, she is!

^^Aight!

^^ Aight! Aight! Wateva! I'm officially a LAKERS fan!

To prove it, that's gonna be my signature for the next one week! You happy now?

Phate07:
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Why is your profile showing (m) beside it! You had a sex change?
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You dont know yourself?
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Sweetheart, na so we dey ask o! I mistakenly change the gender thing. I've been trying to correct it, but it ain't working. It's stuck on the "male".

REALITY101:
Slap yourself

Really? I asked you a question

^^ **smh**

I don't think so--That ain't me!

I can swear on my hydrolics that this story is about the poster!!!

@OP, if you can't come clean, I can't give you any advice.

My advice is worth a million bucks!

^^^lmao--hehe--That was funny!

Kenny G, We've meet on here--sometime in 2009/10,  Not sure!

segzi cres:
I'm doing the light work out for now, with most the equipments!! Working out pretty well for me! I was on health forum and I was told I could gain weight by working out!

Yes, you can! The light work out is good for now though, coz you've lost a lot of muscles. So, it makes sense to start building them back gradually.

Yes, I can!

toyemz:
^^^
total contradiction
what do people hit the gym for?
and yet you want to add weight?
why are you in the gym for?
my small advice: eat more but in a healthy way
luck

Actually, you can hit the gym and add weight. (Muscles weight).

It's good he's going to the gym, coz at-least the weight he gains is not gonna be pure fat. He's gonna work some muscles too.

And it all depends on the type of work-out he's doing sef,

^^ Naahh! I told you I don't watch BB. I think I'm gonna start coz of you though.

But I ain't gonna be for LAKERS!(COZ OF OBVIOUS REASONS--LOL)

Probably gonna go for, Rockets, Heat or Celtics! Is there any game tonight!?

Geez! Why are you so apologetic! lol-- I was just joking jo!

haha---Omega and the end (lol), did I ask/beg for interpreter? No! I did not!.

Therefore, those alterations are not appreciated!

Pweety4me:
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pWEETY, from the look of things, You don't want a guy on/from NL ba? Fair enough!

So you basically want "us" to teach you how to get guyz uhn? Nuff enough!

1) Go out and have fun!

2) Be nice and friendly to people (I'm not saying you ain't nice )

3) Talk to people. (more often)

Trust me, it's not that hard. Guyz are everywhere. And, do you want a guy for dating (joke-joke dating) or correct relationship?

^^^Yh! That's what I said! Quit hopping Danfos! Start walking to work!

**smh**

Is the gym the only place you can work out.? Instead of hopping Danfos to work every morning, you might as well start walking.

That's a pretty good work out!

haaa-- Why wouldn't I? That's my job now! Just make sure you keep patronizing. You're one of my "biggest" customers!

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=655385.msg8215778#msg8215778 date=1303922793]the manupulator.   duh![/quote]Mr. Cork, may God bless you for that answer! Merry Xmass and Happy New year in advance!  

Pweety, u've probably answered this question once, but what kind of guy are you looking for?

Yup! Uni chilling!

awwwww -- sweery!!!! Aren't there guyz in your area!?

OP darling, let me tell you why! It's because you're Intelligen and not Intelligent!

Tashy babe darling, Watsup girl?!

I'm good o! I'm managing. Getting ready for final exams and all!

hmmm---- something fishy! Op, a reunion or Rituals!

There are different categories of spanking--- there is SERIOUS, MODERATE and TAP spanking!

I'll assume you meant tap!

When I tap a dude's a$$, I'm basically just joking around! No biggie!

190---you should be banned for that comment! You just got me in trouble in class!  ---ROFTLMAO!!

I can't control my laughter and that sh1t was funny as hell!--hehhe

lmao--- And the funny thing is these Nigerian girls that eat "Icecream" and "Pie" on dates, and think they are not actually eating are delusional. Icecream and pie are almost the same calories as normal food--if not more sef, 

Confused lots! hehe