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^^^lol, I'm the last person on here that takes anything serious. I knew you were joking. I was joking too.

I usually baptise my posts with smiley faces, to signify "joke", but I posted that reply from my phone, so I couldnt figure the smiley faces out.

You're good!

^^^ I see you're really confused! I thought you didn't know what a kiss means to you.

[quote author=Sir-fly link=topic=649725.msg8159539#msg8159539 date=1303170764]A kiss mean, Why the ****** are you touching my lips woman Nah I'm kidding. I have no clue what kissing means to me. [/quote]ehn ehn! You don't know what it means to you ba? Oya come lemme kiss you.

^^ Oga Reed, do you need fork and knife? lmao, 

@OP, kissing means a lot to me, YH! If your mouth is smelling, I refuse to kiss you. That's how serious kissing is to me.

^^ Kmt!

well, @Everybody, pls don't mind the OP, he's putiing our personal matters out for the public. Don't mind his yans o. The matter for ground don pass NL. J12 is gay/Bisexual, and he wants me to stick around with him. And I can't. He's now here reporting BS. Pls can anyone of you take that?,

@ Lord Reed bla! bla! bla! While eating "people" with fork and knife!!! lmaooo, 

^^^**smh** So you're BI now abi? Anyways enough of the derailing

I can't really go far. I like being in my zone. I'm very comfortable there. Plus my zone is pretty universal, so that takes the cake. If you don't like what you're getting, then------ 

****laughing my a$$ OFF*****

@ Crude Oil---It's complicated!

^^ ermmm, J12, why you putting our business out there like this now? ehn? ***smh** 

And this is all your fault sef. I told you last night, "it's ok, if you're gay". We can simply go our separate ways. No wahala! I don't know why you're coming here to post topic, coz me I can be in a realtionship with a gay person. I'm straight! 

[quote author=deal_ordea link=topic=649679.msg8158725#msg8158725 date=1303162438]While this isn't directed exclusively at Nigerian Ladies,it seems to be more prevalent among Ladies.

While you are constantly texting, checking Facebook, tweeting, and gossiping on the phone while you are in bus ,driving and weaving in and out of traffic, life is actually going on! A friend  recently broke up with an otherwise nice girl who was constantly sticking to her Blackberry, constantly on Facebook or Pinging the rubbish out of her life, and we'd hang out and all I'd here is an annoying chime that would distract us and she absolutely had to see which  place her friend was eating at, or which latest picture was being posted.

There is a such thing as being too connected, Nigerian ladies (and some dudes too). Why is this new generation of Nigerian girls (generally aged 20-35) feel that everything they have to say is important and people want to read it? Are we creating a generation people who feel extremely self-important?

BTW, My friend just had enough and I was sitting on the couch next to him and her girlfriend  when the thing went off like 4 times in a row. So he told me to got up and we  left, got into his car and drove off. Peace out. She called him and she said "why the hell did you leave without saying goodbye?" he texted her "Goodbye", maybe a d.i.c.k move but he had mentioned several times to her that it annoyed him, and it seemed to be the only way to get through to her.[/quote]I quite agree with that observation. And pls it's not Nigerian girls! PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GUYs PLEASE, I'M ON MY CUTE 4UCKING KNEES, BEGGING, PLS STOP STOP STOP GENERALIZING!!!!!!!! JESUS! AHN AHN!!! EVERYTHING NIGERIAN GIRLS NIGERIAN GIRLS! CHEI! IT'S SO 4UCKING ANNOYING! CHRIST!!!! , mschewwwww

(Ok, back to my normal self ).---Blame technology, Don't blame anyone. If blackberry wasn't created, no one will be pinging pinging. If twitter wasn't created, no one will be doing follow follow. So pls, let it slide. 

It just depends on Individual choice. For example, I left all my social networking accounts( FB, twitter, and tumblr) for Nairaland, and I find it more productive. Coz 95% of my time on those networks are wasted. I just BS my way around. So yh-----

^^ Dyt, what language is that your laughter in?

^^But you know you're fine sha. So why you now fronting to accept the fact, Abeg, Shift make I pass.

LOL @ Advo, Guyz it was just a joke. The OP is a female. She just made up the story to get people's opinions.

lol, You wanna go to Silfa bed, the Beash, Ocean View, e.t.c, Eya. Goodluck in your search for the lucky geh.

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=649553.msg8157882#msg8157882 date=1303153476]i've asked the same question millions of times- still no sane answer till date.

i can only assume in some people's families, old people are a rarity.[/quote]Don't mind them. They can't give a sane answer because it's not a sane argument. Ignorant lots!

Ranoscky:
WOW! Daz cool.
I say a BIG amen to that, girl.
Whichever gives you the happiness you crave for, girl.

Are you from what tribe?

ohh! Tainks! Tainks! You, Mr., are very Kind.

^^^ ****uses metal ruler to knock 190's tooth off****

@Topic,  The only thing I have a problem with is the fact that the topic says: Nigerian women are old!
Like why should anyone be angry about the fact that someone is old? I don't get it,  Are we Benjamin Button?

**smh** NoNsense Topic!!!!

^^ Yh! Really! It shall come to pass in Jesus name.
Lemme give you more details; I plan on marrying an Igbo man too.

@ Topic, I don't plan on having kids in the first place (hopefully). I plan on adopting a cute Chinese boy. Won't it be cute hearing a Chinese kid speak Yoruba?

Anyways so, yh I would stay!

^^ Oga Xynerise, what have you gotten out of opening this thread now.? The main point of opening a thread is to get advice and learn something.

So tell me, what have you achieved .?   

**Smh at this whole thread***

I'm wondering how it got up to 7 pages.

^^ hmmm yh, I get where you coming from. I probably shouldn't have but, his question is a not-so-smart question.

If you dey vex, My bad,

^^ haha! Chesus! That was harsh? Did I insult his cousin? I don't even know if he has a 5yr old cousin. That was just a random statement.

I was trying to pass a point across: the question(topic) is what a 5 yr old can answer.

Pls pls Oga Ranosky, don't ginger the OP abeg. If he has a problem with my contribution, he'll holla at me. 

@OP, How are we supposed to beg her, when we don't know who she is? Tell us her username. Is she Hotie Tima or Kandikane? (lol)

Anyways, I think she was "fronting" at first. She likes you. YAY! Be happy, and stop whining about her stalking you.

nwabso:
why cant you close that door

This Nigga is confused I swear, are you sure you didn't miss road?

@OP, You should have just asked your 5-yrs old cousin the question, instead of going through the trouble of typing.

The thought of a 5'8 woman beating a 5'5 woman is just too funny!!! heheheheh

@OP, Tell your friend (whoever he is to you) to man up. I kinda don't believe the story sef.

^^ haha. I noticed that too. Probably was a typo or something.

@OP, sorry o abeg!  (I feel like a hater), lol, 

Chei! This reminded me of two things:

1)  A sermon by Pastor Chris Okotie.
2) S.A.T words and  The critical reading section.

Overall, I could still decipher the message. Thank you for the words OP!  Well said!

@ Tosin. Congratulations! You killed it! You've made your point! You were succinct and very clear with your words.  

Bottom line is, again, no African Country can take the supreme price. We are all still developing. But, Nigeria takes 3 of the categories( Population, Sports and Entertainment). Shikena!!!

Tosinville:
Nigerians, pls lets speak out the truth about our damn selves not for you to sit down in california, texas, michigan, london, paris, sidney, ontario etc telling me nigeria is Giant of Africa while you're scared to back home to your home-land.

Scared ke? I just got back a few months ago, and I'm going back again very soon. In fact that's the only place I can live.  I don't like living here.   But na condition wey make crayfish bend.

We're are lacking in the education area, and that's why I'm here. (We ain't no giant in that area). It wasn't like I ran away from home. I didn't "escape" from 9ja like some other citizens,