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^^ **smh** You're just a joke!

Why are all these men always complaining about money? Yall are broke a$$es It is your duty is give you wife money.

God knew how difficult it was gonna be for human beings to make money. That was why he assigned one man to one woman. Na you con dey do 50 girlfriends before marraige. How do you want to manage? ehn? msheww, So shut it and stop whining!

You don shayo again?

Just joking! This topic actually makes sense in relative to your previous ones.

^^ May God bless you ogbomo1!!!

Manny4life con see correct "newbie" o.!

That's why I don't discriminate according to number of posts.

I can't read! Pls can a good samaritan kindly read and summarize what the OP is saying.?

Thanks in advance!

ragdollz:
Babe!!! Now you've really hurt my feelings! . I only wanted you to involve the best hands and not the type that will turn it into a class project . Anyway, looking forward to the "re-opening" this wkend

lmaooooo, Oya sorry ehn? It's all good!

Phate07:
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How? An appology? No?
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I just noticed your siggy, you loff Advocator. Ma bad Miss.
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Now you know!!! Don't mess with him, when I'm around (and he's justified), and you dare not mess with me when he's around ! Roger that!  

ragdollz:
Hmm Babe, we're talking of "worth" here!! Like, ONE good kiss is worth more than a 100 rounds of sex. That's how much we appreciate a guy who's a good kisser compared to another who, all he knows is to ram and scram . You get??

Meanwhile what went wrong with your KokoMansion thread?? I guess folks were too busy fighting over the contracts of who will supply the nkwobi and assorted minerals

Ok! I got you the first time. I was just joking around.  

As for the kokomansion, weren't you one of the people  that caused the commotion?  Anyways, JayBee locked the thread, because people were starting to derail and have arguments. It's gonna be unlocked this weekend.

We have fresh plans!!!

^^ So you're saying ,

A kiss= 100 rounds of sex? If that's what you're implying:

Did you do mathematics at elementary school level? Just curious ,

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=649710.msg8166524#msg8166524 date=1303244285]Good answer but cud b better  :[/quote]Gimme better answer now!,

Phate07:
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Not cramping his style, just stating the obvious.
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You are actually.   You're technically cramping his style! That is his style, and you happen to be cramping it!!! I don't want to know about the obvious!
Style Cramper!  

manny4life:
I'm not making excuses for that English; however, I guess there should be an "exception rule" and in this case, I think her ignorance should be excepted at least on the grounds that's she's FOTB on Nairaland.



@BARE!

No doubt it's bad but not bad enough, I'm just saying let's let her off the hook because she new on Nairaland at least her post says so.

My name is BABE!!! That's her business! I don't descriminate "newbies" from the "oldees", lol

I comment/reply/contribute according to the intelligence level of the post/poster.

Mr Phate and Chi-baby! Was your own concine for this MaRRer? ehn? Mr OP, wants his introduction that way. If you no like am

Don't come and disturb his vibe abeg. You're cramping his style.  

manny4life:
Please give @ mesnuggles a break; beyond doubt, the English was way off but it couldn't be that bad. Besides, critiquing a new poster with only "one" post isn't a pleasant way to welcome him/her onto Nairaland.

lmao,  My guy, it's that bad abeg.lol,

Like i said, the problem is not even the english. The problem is that, she's not making any sense what so ever!

She really came here feeling like a G, like she had something important to say, Rofltlmao,
Pls look at her first sentence again, and compare it with the rest of her post. Bipolar much?, buhahahaha

*sighs*,

^^^^lmaoooo, You know the funny part? The fact that she said:

I am amazed at the level of intelligence shown in the earlier part of this forum. "They say ignorance is bliss"

That was just classic! hehehe

^^lmaooooo,  My professor is starting to look at me funny,  , lmaoooo

I'm gonna keep that post in my GBAGAUN diary! Especially this sentence:

Nigerian women who behaviour out of the characteristics of a lady are products of their environment.

No one can beat that, lol,,,,oh lawd have mercy on your children! **sighs**

mesnuggles:
I am amazed at the level of intelligence shown in the earlier part of this forum. "They say ignorance is bliss" 

Nigerian women who behaviour out of the characteristics of a lady are products of their environment. Taught from an early age there book or there body, 
Choose one and use that knowledge the rest of your life!

Young Women from an early age learn very quickly and men are good teachers,  so be careful what you teach any woman, black or white, Nigerian, Indian, Cuba or European

This Woman convicted of stalking. Is a woman! A Nigerian! A Yoruba as a matter of FACT,  Some parts of the Nigerian Culture are Ugly! Matter of FACT she is a product of that ugliness, 

Sad but true!

Roftlmao! Lwkmd!!! lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!Chei!!!! I burst laughing in class reading this, lmaoooo, Lady what the 4uck are you talking about?, buhhahahahah,

Chei!!!! This is just toooo funyyy!!!!!!

The English is not even the problem! I don't understand sh1t. Pls what's your point?, lmao, Sorry, can't stop laughing.

^^ Dang! You're 5'9? That's tall. I'm jealous.

I am short! That's why I love heels so much. They are my best friends.

^^^ lol,  yh yh! was just joking! I'm not fat! .
I'm 5'4 (still kinda short). 

Goldieluks:
Babe don't tell me your fat and short like super malt bottle,
i refuse to agree.

Yes, I'm a fattie! And I'm short!

190:
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uhn? What's more like it?

190:
[color=deeppink]Babe but why,

Nor carry your wahala come here abeg!!    [/color]

I was just joking.

lemme do my own sef!!!! Nonsense! Two can play that game!

Name---BABE!
Gender--Female
Birthday---The day I was born!
Lives in---My house
Travels to-- Outside my house
Height---3'6, Yes I'm a midget!
Body type---I'm fat!
Smoking---I smoke sometimes
Occupation--I don't have a job
Religion--Deeper life Christian
Marital Status---Back off Advo.C
Private Part Status: Back off Advo.C
Part of the body you get most praise on: My teeth, my legs and my face.

bla bla bla--- Back off Advo.C   

I'm getting JayBee to lock this thread!

ADVO. C! ***smh** What's all these embarrassment.  

190:
[color=deeppink]BABE lets Exclude from this AREA before Nuclear bomb explode    [/color]

Kai! Wish kind bomb!!! lmao! I'm ready to cash a grenade for Tpiah!  

Goldieluks:
you better warn that old pady of yours,
or i go squeeze her old brain out!!

and you make you wash your tongue too.

I washed my tongue with Pako and water this morning. So, you wash your tongue! lol,  Sha free my babe abeg!

Goldieluks:
remove Tpiah's from that list,
she's a 78 yrs old witch,  yeah i said it!!!

Haaa!!! Haba! Me I no dey for that one o. Tpiah is my Pady!  So pls, wash your tongue and language. 
Wash it!

190, Pweety4me, and Tpiah! Yh I said it!!!, lmao, 

pweety and Tpiah are gonna kill me for this, but I don't care!