₦airaland Forum

acidrop:
ok ya'll babelove no let d food eneter my body, i wan comot 4 nl go chop, c ya;ll l8r, moodylady, abeg i take God beg u go sleep, babelove, abeg just turn african america now, so we know say u love them, u c micheal jackson he like white people na he turn to them, just advicing ooooooo.

peace out ya'll

Yes! I love them---betta dickys when fit handle condoms!  Have a good one sweeerie!   Make them turn on me!  Nigerians no dey turn on you Rubbish!  That's life honey! Nothing spoil!  All is fair in love and war!

MoOdYLaDy:
lol which thing , see this small girl abeg no spoil me oh .

It's me myself and I in my room listening to music and chilling , waiting patiently for the sleep to come

Which music?  Say the truth! That white dude is knocking on your door for some good loffing!  I don service ma own well well---put am to sleep goooooooooooooood like baby!  Na insomnia matter a dey solve now--so I can work tonight!

acidrop:
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, them send u come

Did you not start the "parable of the[b] sooty mangabee monkeys[/b]"!!! he he he he he he he!   Please do not stop now!   Say more!  Look at this girl! More monkey jokes!

I beg no insult African Americans oh!  I love them!  They are better than Africans on the whole---they have some principle they live by even where they are not perfect., They also know how to have fun too!  

MoOdYLaDy:
lol those jobless holy whores !!!!!!!!!!gosh


African Americans got no shame, they love and enjoy been in front paparazzi!!!!!!!!!foolish people.

But what I don't understand is, why is he trying to rob the casino

What happened to the money he got from his ex strange wife and the one he made during his NFL years.

That man got no common sense at all, he know these white people are still trying to pin his wife murder on him when though the juries said he wasn’t guilty, instead of protection himself from the law, the foolish girl his promoting how dim-witted he is

This O.J. is one of the bad ones! Not all are like that!  Especially the educated ones!

acidrop:
hahahaha, who doesnt gossip in this nl sef
dang babe, i be just dey eat oooo u do wel

Eat well!  The braided hair for armpit and arsehole fit strangle Tarzan for Jungle sef!!!  Not to talk of the nose hairs!

acidrop:
hahaah, sorry no vex, bt u c me dey ask of air freshner in desperation u still dey ask me make u close nose? ofcourse now,

Okay!  If your are going to go there!  There were actually 2 anatomically smelly holes there today.  One had a gaping seeping front _{white amala} smelling hole, and the other had a "bulging"--_Akpu shaped smelling back hole!  Do you think the same "hair" freshner can solve both problems?

acidrop:
i no know if u want to close your nose u can do so, but then i no know which kind of odour u dey like

It looks like I am the nappy headed hoe tonight!!!  Acidrop!  Take time oh!  He he he he he he he he he he!  I understand! Any odor abeg! I cannot afford to choose at this time. Anything will do! Just get the smell off!   I was too busy with O.J. Simpson to see your heavily coded trouble making description!  Na wa for you oh!  Yes I need that "Hair" Freshner!  I still smell of shit. I fell into some Blessed Holey Rectal Arse with lots of hair in the colon today!  So so tumour full inside the shitty arse!!!

MoOdYLaDy:
LOL i[b] was kidding oh,[/b] i don't smoke oh i got asthma sef

lol not bed time yet, i was busy with some sch assignment

As for O.J, Simpson that guy is so dumb!!!!!gosh

How can he rob a casino , i swear that guy will never learn his lesson, didn't he write abook about his dead ex-wife

wassup aloib how body and don't you have lectures

Why you say na joke! Give Nairaland something to gossip about---dem hydroquinone monkeys with braided hair for armpit!

Can you imagine! This man na real foooooooooool!!! Infact see the mugu for handcuffs! Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! I can never get over those pictures! Blood everywhere! Poor Nicole's head was so severed from her neck--it was only attached by a thread! OMG!!!! Kai!!! Instead of this man to hide!!!! Go dey fight for casino Mumu!!!!

acidrop:
ok, ok ok, chill babe, e be like say if them dash u gun now now, u will fire that oj head ooooooo

No I cannot!  Don't believe in the death penalty!  But I will like him to be locked up---somewhere where "the sun" don' shine and I will keep the key!  Make some hunky white homos phock im arse well well.  E don die be that!  I love it!  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!  This man don enter oh!  He should have known berrra!  He shouldn't have[b] did [/b] what he done did!---------_{switching to ma real southern Texan ghetto ebonics!}

He don did it!!!!! ----------I say he don did it!

_{A loveeeeeeeeeeeees Harpo!  God knows a do!} he he he he he he he!!!

Turn it Uppppppppppppppppp!!!  Turn it Uppppppppppppppp!!! Volume please!!!!!

acidrop:
eyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, sufry sufry now babelove, wetin now, e be like say u get hatred for africa americans,

sup jare aloib, hw phillipo, and wetin i dey hear about bob, abeg yarn me when u come bak, as 4 d noize, i[b] can explain, meanwhile u fit borrow me your hair frshner [/b]

Cool down aloib!  Bob is working tonight!  I will hook you up!  Shey you are one of the[b] AIMers or YIMmers[/b] in Nairalandyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Hair freshner?  What are you talking about?  What did you do there---do I need to close ma nose

acidrop:
eyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, sufry sufry now babelove, wetin now, e be like say u get hatred for africa americans,
sup jare aloib, hw phillipo, and wetin i dey hear about bob, abeg yarn me when u come bak, as 4 d noize, i can explain, meanwhile u fit borrow me your hair frshner

Not at all!  I love African Americans too much---pass Nigerians sef!  But this guy O.J. I do not like at all!!!!  Even if he was white or Nigerian---It wouldn't have made a difference at all to me.  I just do not like the guy at all.  Did you see those pictures of the "butcher" scene of Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman  With 2 sleeping children upstairs?  I say Gosh!  Do not get me wrong. I love Americans I say--because they are patient like me!  They will wait for you come 2000 years!  They will set trap for you and you will fall inside gooooooooooooood!   What!  Instead of this fool to hide his head?  He went a-brawling in Las Vegas of all places? Foooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Please oh!  Fellow Americans!  I would like to discuss this baboon O.J, Simpson tonight!  The bobo no let me sleep!  What an arsehole!  Gosh!  I love Americans!  Nothing goes unpunished in this world eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!  I am not saying the mother phocker killed them peeps but I do not like the guy---and so "therefore"----------he should pay for the crimes!

Some people were bitching about "Osuofia's" treament in Amsterdam a while back!  Now this is a classic example to show that "oyinbo" peeps do not discriminate!  I say I love americans!  They are so patient---waited like some 12 years to nab this mugu---come set am up goooooooooooooooooooooood!  I love it!  How 2 beautiful oyinbo people like Nicole and Ron go die for nothin' like that?  We do not know who killed them---but let the "mother Phocker" burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn!!!!    Burn Mother phocker! Burnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!  I do not like the guy at all!!!  Kai!!!!!

Back from my phocking duties!

Yes!  Where were we?

You are sooooooooooooooooooooooo very welcome Islander!  I love to exterminate vermin!  Especially hairy ones like IKB and Tura/ Hydroquinone bleaching tarantualas!

Omo Eko--lay off that shit!  Bad for your eyes!

Acidrop how now!  I had a first class taste of that red hairy over bleaced monkey you mentioned last night!  I still smell of the "akpu" shit!---Off tonight!  Back to work to night then off for 2 days!   More car hunting!!!  Infact I will upgrade to HUMVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!   Naija status symbol naaaaaaaaaa Useless people!!!! Wey aloib?  Phillipa---where you at?   I see Omo Eko don sleep?

davidylan:
lol talking about slave mentality, the poor girl who certainly suffers from very low self esteem coupled with a virtually non existent IQ has her social security card and US passport as her profile picture! Even my lab mates whose great grand parents were born here don't even know what a US passport looks like! I remember when they tried making it mandatory for US citizens to have passports to cross the Canadian border, the poor fellows didnt even know how to get a passport.

Those are REAL US CITIZENS i respect not Oshodi pepper sellers who have obtained citizenship by lottery and now treasure it more than their very life!

Hey!  See the passport up there?  Post yours!  B1/B2---------F1/F2 visa holder!  Mr fellowship!  Fellowship that never finishes!  Go marry one mexican to give you green card!  Rochester fellow!!!  You think you can talk any how here!  Having been banned like 20 times, you still can make trouble!  Are you not ashamed?   My last brother is your age mate and already has 2 kids, working and productive in life.  You are in Nairaland looking for Theif of hearts[b] dangling modifier of breasts [/b] to latch on to!  Idiot!  Mr Fellow!  Rochester of all places!  When I was in school---I held down 2 phocking 2 full time jobs and you are here doing "nairaland romeo"  Gigolo!  Please go suck the shit out of that old oyinbo woman's who is bed and breakfasting your broke illegal arse! You think we do not know what your students are doing here?---Male prostitute!!!  Idiot!  Just leave her "clit" semi-detached like you started chewing it in the beginning!!!!

Open your mouth and talk rubbish!  Silly boy!  Where were you when your mates were taking Jamb!  You chose to join agbero cultists!   Now you are "fellowing"!!! Fellowing with one old wasted oyinbo woman with lacerated abi na semi-detached clitoris!  Idiot!  How will you not be frustrated?  You can never handle a real woman---because you are toast!  Common clearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrout of here!


Talking about Yo grand "mama" being a professor---I will reserve my comments for that later!  That is the best part!  Just waiting for those magical words from your filthy bushmeat arse of a mouth to say it-- You go hearrrrrrrrrrrrrram!!! As you can see the best parts of this interesting thread have been deleted!---a whole phocking page of correct yappies---much love from me to y'aaaaaaaaaaall!!!! I will hook you up reaaaaaaaaaaaaal Gooooooooooooood!!! Useless thing!  Men will come out and you too will!  If you were having some good phocking at night your balls would be less hypertensive by now!  By the time I finish with you--you will be history!  Just waiting for the best possible opportunity to serve it to you!  Bloody Born-Throw-Way like you!  Rochester gigolo!!! Dem born you well?  Hail Caesar!!!!! Arse blocker!!!!

Na me and you for this Nairaland!  Next time if you see any pussy in your village in her left or right mind to marry you, I would have taught you a thing or two about real "clits" Idiot!!!!  Bring your Thief-of-Heart out!  Abortion queen!  Una go soon self or auto abort!!! Useless pigs!  Some people knew what they were doing when they decided to[b] unban your upstate New York tendril of a dicky! You Idiot[/b]!!!!!

_{Back from my phocking duties for the night!}

+osisi:
I do think she's a nurse.
A nurse that just graduated from Houston community with an associate degree and perhaps recently passed the boards and got her first job working 14 hour shifts at Ben Taub hospital in Houston.
The ghetto hospital where all the gun shots go.
I know the pharmacist at Ben Taub that recruits and could verify her claims if I wanted to.

But she says she's a pharmacist,so pharmacist,she is.

goodnite david.
Bless you.

Yes, even if  I am a nurse!  Nurses do not drive jaguars here?  You teacher training college drop out!  Village arrangee wife for abroad!    Okporoko specialist!  Someone smelling of Okporoko and Ogiri talking of victoria secrets!  With which body you wan do that one!  You need to see a good barber first for a total body shave! Na now your mates dey marry?  After phocking all at "wholey" priests in gbagada!!!!  Bloody cow!!!  Hand me down--aba-nanya bride!!!!  Bend-down-pick bride!

What educational qualifications do you have?  Idiot!!! I have mental problems?  What of you with your bipolar illness!  Manic-depressive-pope-phocking-wench!  Everything na juju! Who has time for that?  You of course who believes that it exists as you say your parents told you! Madam "they told me"------------Town crier/village-george-wrapper-tying- Mountain of Fire-white-garment-church-phocker that does not wear underwear to church for easy insertion of spiritual SIM card!  Start phocking Davidylan--at least we know who the real daddy is!  No be the name of your pickin be that?  Idiot---na that kain dicky you fit handle---hypertensive dicky!!!  -----------------Veins everywhere like "spaghetti Junction"!!!!! Ashewo Mmo!!!!  Log in and type some more rubbish!  I gat plenty for you!  Ashewo Mohadana!!!!! Even Mohadana knows you are a LovePeddler!  Pretending with some bloody bible up your freaking double[b] co-joined rectums [/b] you call a pussy! Idiot!

Christain that worships juju!!!!!  I say common shut the phock up!  Useless idiot!!! Which school you go?  Always pursuing one degree or the other!  The degree will soon start pursuing you!  Badagry harlot!!!!! From your cheap vocabs one can only wonder!  Village pig!!!!  Village abroad wife!  Arrageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Come over america---if na true oh---to come marry old man old enough to be your grandfather---manage to squeeze out one pin head size---not even the consistency of Yoplait low fat yogurt---- of "sperm" under microscope now we will not hear word!  You wan born Jisos!  Mother Mary of Nairaland!  Idiot!!!!   You too dey wear victoria secret with your bushy braided armpits and akpu hairy legs and butt?  Moustachy chimpazee like you!!! Mgbafo!--Mgbeke!----Mgborie!!!!-----Okporoko seller like you! Idiot!!!!

+osisi:
Infact their stethoscopes are bigger than the ones cardiologists carry.
They'll hang it from their car rear view mirrors and on thir necks at grocery stores.
Igbos call them nurse Eliza.
In America they have other names like LPN,LVN,Psych tech and so on.
They'll even wear their head coverings to the vegetable aisle at kroger.

Madam sunrise assisted living!!! Bloody nursing assistant!  Which one you go?  Ashewo badagry!!!Mother Teresa of Nairaland!  Think you can come hear and talk rubbish!  At least you think I am a nurse----thank God!  You know what we can do and achieve here!  Na we get America--killing overtime "shit"money!  When I buy ma newest car, I will post it for you to see!  Idiot!  Village wife abroad!  I say common shut the phock up!  Mgbeke like you!  Bush moustachy pig!!!!! Over bleached monkey with red hair for yansh!!!! Smelling of Tura all over the place!  Mother phocking-pastor humping bitch! Na kroger your mates they shop?  Mumu!  always looking for cheap indomie noodles---10 for $1 to feed your okporoko smelling arse---I shop at Niemans' even for milk----designer groceries only! [b] Cheap babe!---[/b]Please proceed to walmart and look for the yellow tag!!!!  You are the type that re-uses tampon to save money!  Idiot!  Bring your head out!  Holy Nweje!

+osisi:
The day you begin to cook is the last day you ever cooked.
Go and mark these words.
The God I serve consumes and I've seen him do it.
The day you ever thought of cooking,will be your cooking practice that never was.
Try it and see.
threatening with cheap juju
maybe it's about time God gave those kids a new beginning.

Which Juju? The nonsense you tell others is what will come back and hunt you holy useless arse!----Village busy body!  Mgbafolina---like you!!!!!  Hmmmmmmmmmm!!!  We shall see now.  No need to say more than I have already said!  Pastor phocker!  Holy smelling yansh!  Have your own kids and give them the best pastor phocking education you have ever received!  Phocking-blundering-piece of- idiotic- mountain- of-fire-shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davidylan:
The LORD be praised! Obantalapipi suddenly restored my status out of the kindness of his heart!

+osisi abeg ignore all these market women members of the Nairaland Attention Seekers Club (NASC).
Real women who have a job, husband and kids don't have time to waste hobnobbing with single "students" like us.

As for you!  Go and dig up your Thief of smelly yanshes where she has been buried!  Na you get Nairaland?  Jobless student!  Illegal "Rochester" alien!!!!

Please have a good night y'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall.  It has been a fun day as usual!

MoOdYLaDy:
@Babeelove

It's me _{omo eko} jare, seun banned druggie

Sorry oh!  I guess I am next!  Bullshit!  No worry! You are not missing much!  I no know say na you oh!  Face your studies jo!  Nairaland is not worth it!  ha ha ha ha ha!  ahhhhhhhhhh!  Paddy mi!  Kpele oh!  I beg I dey go out!  Make I go enjoy my life!  Sorry oh ma dear gal!---I will finish them off where you left off!  Sorry oh!  I bit my angel's head off!  I am truly sorry!  

Agbo2:
@ babeelove

Its very evident how sick u are now,

u apparently have no iota of decency in you

you go around different posts flaunting your stupidity.

You obviously can't get any of your baby boyfriends here on nairaland.

Better go grow up.

kiss my arse!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Look at this one that came to broadcast his "gonorrhea" ailment on Nairaland!    At least in all my "escapades" in life--I have never caught your kind of disease!  I beg move make I see road!  Today is for thief of hearts!  You have not got on my arses nerves enough to devote time to you.  You may be excused!  I am sick and indecent and you are addressing me?  Hmmmmmmm!  Mad peoples club!  How work today! I may flaunt my "indecency" but you are the one that caught the "disease" and have the evidence to prove it!  Mother phocking gonorrhea arse hole!

MoOdYLaDy:
Hmmmmmm she isn't coming back !!!!!!!foolish chicken

And who are you!  Please move!  Attention seeker!  I have noticed you!

Bring in Thief-Of-Hearts please!  That is the one I have an appetite for today!  You did not know I was "sick" before!  Idiots!

blue-sky:
I don't think they will come back,

@babeelove
hopefully your not banned, everyone values your advise aswell

Let them ban!  at least I have offloaded a whole lot off my chest!  Who dey fear ban?  There are other websites to occupy my time with!  Rubbish!  You can't insult me and get away with it!  I may be silent for a while!  But I am waiting for you!  BAN!  If you want to ban! If that busy body of a Thief-of-Heart that goes about sucking corks with torturous venous networks can't be banned for not minding her "mgbatitious" business--let them ban me then!  Frankly my dear-----I do not give a damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn or a river!  Nonsense!  You think I am here to make friends?  I got to many--in ma life to worry about useless Nairalanders with no jobs!!  Useless idiots!

I say Ban!!!  See the useless website is crippled with nonsensical idiots!  I am only helping to thrash it!  This will never happen in better websites like Nigeriaworld!  Useless pussy and cork suckers! I say I am waiting for you---Thief-of-Heart!  Ugly-stinking-4 ft-mgbati- father- phocking-bitch! Maroko midget!!!!!!!! Madam the madam Etteh--of Nairaland!

blue-sky:
Are you calling me an idiot?
and what was the 'hmmmmmmm' for?
I believe in christ, and think it should be part of my marriage. Is that wrong?

Why should I call you an idiot? We get wahala? The idiots know themselves! The thread is not longer active--that is why i said Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! Can't you see what is going on here? Christ has left this topic---the devil has taken over!!!!

I am hear to teach these fools a very lesson this afternoon---because I am well rested and I gat the energy! So do your thing! No wahala with you! Na that "Thief-Of-Heart I dey wait for! Useless animal!!!!!

+osisi:
babee,everything I needed to tell a married woman who advocates infidelity and boasts of her parents whoring ways,I said it all yesterday.
You can print them and paste on your refrigerator for references.
Now work is over
We'll meet again tonight.

Shut the "phock" up!!!!! You are so Phocking retarded that you bring your bloody bible to Nairaland and be disrespectful to other forumites!  You are still printing and distributing! How do you know if what I am telling you is the truth----How did you go to school?----You do not even know me!!!!  And you open your filthy toothless trap to insult me-  because we dey play for Nairaland  You are maaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!--because you want to be "mother Jisos" on Nairaland?  I say nice try--- If I cook for you, you no go chop am finish!!!!  I swear!  You mentioned my kids----No play oh! Hen!  I do not joke with them!  If you have yours, you will understand!  I will joke with everything under the sun!  But he he he he he!!!  DON'T YOU EVER IN IN LIFE MENTION ABOUT ANOTHER WOMAN'S KIDS!!!!  IN YOUR LIFE! Who the hell are you?

+osos!!!  You can quote and believe what you want---don't  refer to my kids in any manner!  YOU HEAR ME!!!. -If not you will hear what you don't want to hear or see! Hmmmmmmmmm!  You say you dey go church abi!  Church will not help you if ever try it again! Woman to woman---I am telling you!    You can  believe wharrever so you can juice up your "Otu Umunne" gossip joint stories!---Village gossip!  Work is over!  You get work?  You +osisi especially!  I say be very, very careful oooooooooooooooooooh!!!! Hen!  OMG!!!! Look at this girl!  I am warning you seriously----I SAY BE VERY CAREFULL!!!!!  Do not push me!  Busy body!  Next time if I post something "walk" away and preach to your mates!  Mind your own damn business!!  You try and have a nice day too!

blue-sky:
word!
Hopefully my marriage will have these substance.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Now you want to go back to the topic?  Whosai? That is not possible!  I say next! Idiots!  I am waiting or y'aaaaaaaaaaaaaall!  Morons!

Islander:
Babeeelove, u don kill me oo, please ease up, me heart nah good. Doctor say me nah laugh to hard it ginne pop open,

Nice thread I am getting my laughs on. Let me continue viewing in anticipation of where it goes, LMFAO,

@druggie, so here is where you are why I can't seem to find you anywhere. .

Me quierre Nairaland muy mucho,

Don't worry!  There is more coming!  I am so pissed at these "wholey" gays that I say today na today!!!!  This thread will be locked today!  What rubbish!  Person keep quiet since!  I say men--even my father did not intimidate me--then some useless neophytes with stinking arses are trying to pull some imbecilic stunts!

I say come on!  Next!   What the hell?   Look for your mates next time!  If I post something that bothers you---talk to you "phocking" pastor about it!  If I see BABEELOVE at your finger tips---we will dig it out!  Most of these foooooooooools are "Phocking" students who cannot even pay their fees---talking rubbish here!

Una go hearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrram today!  A lot I have wanted to get off ma arse giving me constipation!  Useless pigs!  Una no know una mates!  Let's go ghetto!  That is the only language you gutter snipes understand!  Idiots!  Na God go punish all of una!  No future ambition!


Next!  Bring out your stinking arse! You thief of heart--I am ready for you today---Abortion queen! Ugly fooooooooooooooooooool! Bring out your smelling "dawadawa" yansh out here make I sanitize am for you!  Idiot!  Next time, mind your "phocking" Davidylan Business!  2 inch privates jam river congo!  Idiot!

Hello insomniacs! This is day time! Don't be a thread thrasher! Save the best when Nairaland is asleep!

mellow:
BABEELOVE , Yet I am not scared but if my name is liable to fear[b] I would

rather tell you what is to be feared than what I fear.[/b] And don't you

forget that I am always with my mirror and with it I am indestructible. [/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Pray tell me what is to be feared!--Are you Olanajim's brother by any chance?

aloib:
aiight beautiful, be safe, hope work went all good

Work was gooooood! Thank God off today---ready to watch lots of movies today! How was school? Did you doze? I think you have a suitor!

somze:
Aloib
Where u dey na?

Why you dey fain am? She owe you?


I beg a dey go sleep oh! I have a lot of errands to run today! Love you much and Peace out!

vigasimple:
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I will say that everbody on this site should be very careful about what BABEELOVE say on this site. majority of them are inflamatory and outright irresponsible. It is a feminist nonesense. If you have had bad relationships in the past, that does not mean we have to incite people to have disregard to the covenant of God in relation to marriage or indeed anything for that matter in life.

married life and tell satan to take his divorce to hell.

Hey! hey! hey!  Just erase that name BABEELOVE from your post!  You must be maaaaaaaaaaaaaad!  I don't owe you any explanations as to how I choose to live my life.  Neither do I care what you and the likes of you think about it.  Are you feeding me? Goat!!!! This is a public forum---if you see my posts do not read them! You came to Nairaland to look for role models--at your age? Shameless mother phocker! Show us the one you are married to! Hmmmmmmmmmmm! Empty vessel!

Are you not ashamed of yourself?  Are you a goat that cannot make up your mind for yourself?  Stay here and look for role models.  May the name BABEELOVE solder your fingers---till you become syndictalic! And who the "phock" is your "phocking" darling?   Just look away!  I do not want to see my screen name on any of you bloody, ill-mannered, retarded Nairaland users' finger tips!  Enough is enough!  Practice your word perfect or Marvis Beacon teaches typing with somebody else's name okay?  Do I sound like someone from your moronic village? Idiot!

You are here making noise!  why do you not use your energy to salvage the lives of your  disease-poverty-stricken families in Nigeria?  Keep typing BABEELOVE!  Any excuse for your mental retardation is very welcome! Stupid rat! Mr. or Mrs. Phocking" Jisos! Useless Pig! Who gives a damn what you think?

aloib:
wer una dey

Hi Phillipa! Sorry I missed you. It is almost 7:30---and I am heading home! How now? Now off to bed! Will check upon the world when my "cock" crows! Take care!

Gosh! Dat pizza was gooooooooooooooooooood! Now back to work! Last rounds! And I am so ourra here! Later insomniacs!

Come oh!  Mellow Yellow--what are you doing here at this time of the night!  Don't you know this is "cyber-rapers" zone.  You should be scared! Off to the cafetaria before a faint---sugar is low! Later oh!

acidrop:
haaaaaaaaaaa professor of monkey, c title, but tnx 4 d compliment sha ooo am flattered. lol uche na the black hair monkey, babelove no vex oooo

I dey vex seriously---you have done major damage to my wellbeing! You don buy market be that! Later oh! Trouble makers!

BABEELOVE:
[/quote][quote author=druggie233 link=topic=72768.msg1506166#msg1506166 date=1190090358]Babeelove and her crazy and interesting stories but about the 2 "rectums" and no "P****Y abeg ask BOH TOH and osis they might know

As for that Acidrop hmmmmm that babe don begin to go kolo , lol professor of Monkeys

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm! I smell shit! Please remove it from ma nose before a faint! Some serious amala and "Dawadawa" ewedu shit coupled with some "Akpu and Ofeaku---ogiri-okpi shit!!!!!

druggie233:
Will be back later, CSI is on see ya

Enjoy jare! I am happy you can balance Nairaland with your studies. Acidrop--make you no fail oh! Almost 10,000 posts! I have to wait till the cafetaria opens in about 90 minutes. Till then--nothing to do till 4AM---in about 2 hrs--15 minutes approximately! Well Odili.net/Nigeriaworld has some correct news items over there-- I am going to register there too--the only problem you cannot "flirt" there --- the guys are too serious with lots of "bukuru"---Grammar everywhere!!!!-so I might just join the more intellectual group over there---I hear it takes months to be approved as a member there-----not like this[b] "swap meat of a forum"--[/b]See if I go catch that dancing dude there called "olukwujunction" that cracks me up with his posts!

druggie233:
ROTFL you are one bad girl

falling off my chair , see how you define the monkeys we go on nl i fear you oh
lol babeelove is a so silly , anyway what got too many holy sister plus & married women on nl, so i don't think they can do anything with their P****Y

Frankly--I think most of these "Arses of Fire" people some have 2 "rectums" and no "P****Y---So na so so shit full around them!  I do not think I can ever have an "orgasm" with my rectum ooooooooooooooooooooh! I have never tried it and do not plan to.  One crazy Naija dude  over here--suggested it when we were datin' and I think that subconsciously ended the relationship. Abi una don try am---abeg tell me how e be ooooooooooooh!

That Acidrop!  She is something else---You see what she wrote?  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Na God go save you Acidrop!  You know what? I think your head's still nappy!  Untangle your strands!  You are not well arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrralll Kai!!!! he he he he he he he he!

I can't believe that I have been here almost 10 hrs already!  Thanks guys for keeping me awake ooooooooooooooooh!  I am so off tomorrow---but will engage in some serious "self pamparing" activities.  I will only work my usual 3 days instead of 6 I scheduled---don't think I am in the mood to work all them days.---Gats to continue my auto hunting adventures.

You students oh!  Let me ask you guys a question.  How do you manage with Nairaland in between your studies?

druggie233:
LOL don't mind them jare, na jealousy they worry them all .

Tell them to join your fan club to quit them from hating.

We got fyne monkeys , na wa oooo

acidrop:
u know say[b] some monkeys get fair red hair 4 body, while other get dark black hair[/b], so difference day among monkeys when it comes to looks.

una c this aloib i call her she come she dey zoooooooooooooooooom off,

You guys are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! This acidrop na the worst! You make faces like you do not talk!  You want to start a gang war or sum'un?  Look!  what is this jealousy thingy? Everybody get "P***Y! Make them go use am--instead of using it in some ritual with some unholy ghost!

There are some things fellow women should never utter to a fellow woman--especially if you claim you are "expecting" a baby!   Because if it starts---no telling where it will end.  I know myself, very very well and I have decided to look the other way!  Because it can get very ugly!----He he he he he he he he.  I can thrash a poster for starting a thread.  But what I will never do is butt in unnecessarily for what is not my business.  Like I said--there are certain levels you do not stoop to.  If I write more than this---I will have to hang myself.  So ladies---let us discuss ma favorite topic----boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!