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aloib:
hahahaha acidrop don run go find seal among members, bwhahahahaha

babeelove i think kinky is old o, he told me that pic was like 6 years ago,

who has noticed rhino also, hmm cool dude to talk wid ,

aloib---abeg carry go! A no look again oh! na so so boyz when dey live with them mama you dey mention. I no like that type abeg! I dash you all of them a beg! Take! You can have Henry007 too if you so desire! Chei!!!! Wetin me and those kinds go dey talk abeg? I do not think they know how to wipe their behinds yet. Say What---If I was 15 or 19 maybe but what the heck ammo do with these undescended testicles for crying out loud

aloib:
lmao!!!! i asked him, he said it was, told him i didnt believe sha,

there r fine guys here sha, most of them just don't show pics, its the worwor gay looking ones who post pictures, lol

lmaoooooooooooooooo acidrop dey find seal on Nairaland, laughing my fucking broke ass off, hahahaha

I don die!!!!!!

acidrop:
oooooooooooo, that seal, lol, una mean ooo, y una no specify, una dey let me go dey find am for nl

Acidrop! Are you having a "blonde" moment or simply a "nappy headed hoe" moment

druggie233:
Kinky dawg is fine but too young for moi , he looks like one small play bobo too , how are you guys that is his real pic

We usually do not know what pix are displayed as real or fake here---but psychologically it is good to play along with the fantastic idea of what you are seeing.  It gives you something to work with--real or not.  I don't think you will like the real thing if it is posted up there.  So let's play along!

BTW thumbs up! Omo Eko!  The boy will not do it for me oh!  Maybe in another 15-20 years.  Kai!  Wetin we go talk for night after the 2 minutes of[b] Bam-wham-thank-You-Sam!!!! [/b]  God a beg oh!  Na face we go chop  This one cannot even take you to the popcorn stand without calling his mom or begging you for money all the time.  I am not into sugar sons ooooooooooooooooooooooooh!  Kai!

acidrop:
nahhh d guy is fyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyn.i guess i take it from here

I see you like the "omarion" type!

I like the Tyler Perry type---well cooked hot dog with lots of jalopeno peppers and mustard/relish/ketchup/onions in a neat tight set of buns!!! Provided he is not a "jaybird"---

Seal is another one!
Denzelllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!
Any or all of the Wayans brothers plezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

Bill Maher
Ben Afleck
Matt Dammon


I am not into faces as you can see.   Na face a go "chop" ??

acidrop:
y u dey think say i be underage before u yarn wetin cyber rappin be?

Thank God you said cyber-rapping!  I thought I saw cyber-rap----ing!!!  Gosh!  Phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

_{Wiping the sweat off my brows!}

I love cyber rapping or better still---cyber-petting---heavily too just before the point of  "ejaculation" or should I say "organsm"!!! --always leaves me in a "high" potency state when I go to bed! Better than cheating "physically" you must agree!

_{cough! cough! cough! cough! cough!--choking from embarrasment!}

Now I just hunted that Jayvin01 guy down and hmmmm hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm!

He is finnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne!!!  Has some potentials.  I think I will prefer him when he is about 10 years older.  I usually like them to have a job.  Not as students.  Because, sometimes I love to run away to Las Vegas or Daytona Beach--and I would really like the dude to be able to pay for his own food!  I like matured--financially stable dudes.  But yes!  He is really cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!  But cannot feel that "tin" from him yet!  So over to you ladies!  Back atcha!!!!  Give him back to me after 10 years---for I have not seen him in the political section yet-----------where all the hot dudes are!!!

aloib:
lets talk bout cyber raping someone, bwhahahaha

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!! Look at this Phillipino gal! No! I really prefer willing captives or "bondage" partners! I like the hide and go seek, catch me if you can kind of things! You know wharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrra mean! It has to be pleasurable to all!

_{Na by force?}

acidrop:
which tin, this kill don spoil ooo

_{in my bedroom,} i mean in the be the last person to post thread

You know?  _{That "tin", that "tin"  that "tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin"} According to Lauren Hill!

druggie233:
Whats going on people

Hello Omo Eko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Welcome to the "love witches" club!!!  Have you seen this "jaybird" of a fellow these chicks are talking about?

acidrop:
haaaaaaaaaaaaa u sef go check am, lol, yeah he looks young, but he aint, he is twenty something

That is pushing it!  I am just about to hit the big 3----!!!! so I think 27 is ma limit--definitely nothing under 25!!!  Heavens forbid!!!!!  What the heck are we gonnnnna talk about!  Razor bumps

acidrop:
fynn, u don check out jay?

aloib:
hey acid, hey militia, how r u guys doing
acid, saw his pic!!! he looks young

I do not dig young dudes oh!  I will have to check him out though----It looks like he is not the active poster type.  Besides, I have not cyber-rapped with him.  It is more than profile looks for me you know.  I have to feel that "tin"!!! I feel better when I do not see the profile of some---But I always pray the can carry out a conversation at least!

chiegemba:
I can c d house needs expansion little by little. Hopefully money 2 use expand am go soon come_{lookin 4 our treasurer"where all dose money dey?"}
"Happy Sunday" 2 u All and "Have a Great Week"

I see you just breeze in and out these days. Uche and I sure do mizz ya. Please I do not want ma sweetheart uche to abandon this ship on account of your absence. If I lose him--I will blame you entirely! Have a fun week and stay blessed!!!

The usual suspects a see! [b]I see y'aaaaal "done" came back?[/b_{]---American southern ghetto yinglish!!!}

How iz y'aaaaaaaaaaall?

Okay guys, it has been sheeeeeeeeeeeeer fun as usual.  Time to see if I can find me some "sweet" balls! I think I need to neutralize them "salty balls"!  Will see you guys later.  Love you all---always!!!!

doyin13:
Babeelove


I don't think she can handle it

She don run. . . what a shame

@Somze

Y u dey uptight

I bet you are a[b] 'tight end'[/b]

Doyin13!!!  Ah-ah! Only one woman cannot handle your type!  I told you that many nairaland years ago.  You need like 2 or 3 at one sitting.  One for the top, one for the middle and one for the bottom.  Anyone attempting a one man show is in for a "shocker"--- Some of us know better!!!  Na only for dream we dey meet your kind not for real life!  Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?  Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

I beg leave Somze alone--he says he is sorry nooooooooooow?  Kai! 

DaRkNeSs:
Glad to hear you had a great time , you're welcome even though i didn't recieve rice and chicken from you
I thought the same thing too when i saw it at the game section, hopefully people will not destory this lovely thread.

I guess I have to re-send it to you.---oya give me an address to send it to you---if na naija--the chicken will turn to the bats before it reaches there  

See you guys later oh! During the real Insomniac sessions!

doyin13:
@BLUE SKY

Come na london u dey abi?

I sure say if u meet me, u go dey hungry for them balls

If experience is anything to go by

Eh-hen!!!!  BLUE SKY!!!  You don die be that!   Just write you will!  This is the last set of balls you will ever see in your life! Hmmmmmmmmmmm! You will not survive it!!!! Them balls go Xplode for your face!!!!!

blue-sky:
yes ooo, i am not ready for these 'salty balls', [b]please keep them in your pants, or direct them to babelove. I'm sure she would love the chocolate taste :[/b]o

Yes oh! I love any kind of "balls" as long as they are healthy. Everyother thing is "salty" naaaaaaaaaa! So the balls are no exceptions!!!! You get am! More balls please!!!!

somze:
Can this get any worse?
*pukes again*

Sorry oh!

fatty27:
Oro! She is just the like him, unpredictable. But in her mouth, venom intermingled with honey. The Mirror family! I beg share the secret na!

fatty27:
The only difference is one is Benevolent, while the Lady is unsparing.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

_{You are so kind!}

somze:
Ola has a thread?

How can a crazed dude that talks with and to mirrors have this affection and praise
World is sure coming to an end

Ofcourse, mellow, his faithful sidekick is here also
Crazy i tell you
Crazy

meanwhile . . . no one has ever made a thread for me

You are not serious! Doyin13 has a thread for you oh! The Salty Balls thread! he he he he he he he!

blue-sky:
chei, what kind song be this!

My sister, the thing no fear you?

Doyin13, on a Sunday? "Salty balls" ke?

b_pumpin:
into what ?,

into a gay bar---or salty balls!!!!

doyin13:
hehehehe

I will sing any song I want

In fact I am listening to Chef's Chocolate salty balls

<sub>Singin Chorus

Suck on my Chocolate Salty Balls
Stick them up and suck em</sub>

Somze that is as clear an invitation if I have ever heard one

Bha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! You are not well!!!!

somze:
This is really a crazy thread!!!
[b]By heavens, guys today na sunday o[/b]I no dey hia when thunder go scatter una keyboards for desecration of sabbath

Meanwhile Babeelove do you have a pic or something?

Shut up Doyin, i did not ask you

doyin13:
_{an attention seeker}

I thought I made it clear I am straight

somze:
Doyin
Come on na, u called me ghetto chik else where . . .
I'm just protectin my ass from your types

doyin13:
hahaha

Google chic and your vocab would be 1 more word improved.

As an aid try ''retro-chic''

somze:
Doyin
what has slanks got to do wit the fact that you are certified gay

doyin13:
hehehehe

Better don't drop that soap then

 Abeg make una no kill me with laff this sunday afternoon oh! oh!!!  Doyin13--next time mind the kind of songs you want to sing here oh!  This is Nairalandyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

Uche2nna:
It is what it is

You betcha!  Sizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzling!!!!

DaRkNeSs:
Why was this thread move to the game sectoon na wa 4 Seun oh

Babeelove how was your bday party, i belived you had fun sha

Btw, where is my rice, chicken and soda along with cake _{eya am greedy sha}

Yes I had fun!  Sending yours via the cyberways!  Wham Wham Wham to you!  Thanks for being part of my birthday bash!

I think some people think this is a game show--instead of the "offtopic bonding" thread is should be under! Well, go figure!!!!

b_pumpin:
babeelove na wa for you oooooooooo.i dey trip 4 your ideas

Hey! Join the fun club!

Siena:
Well Militia, get yourself down to London sharpish!

Be nice to put a face to the name, right now, you're just a woman of mystery!

I will suprise you! When I get there, I will tell you how to meet me! Just hold up to your own end of the bargain!

_{By the way--what do yo do to your "mystery women"---have you ever met one before----I usually make plans for my mystery men!?}

Uche2nna:
You wish it were real dinners. 80 percen of what they can cook comes from a box or a can with instructions on how to microwave them. I can do that myself if i want to >:

( I am an Igbo man and I need (as u righlt pointed out) my akpu, jollof, beef, plaintain etc. Not some goddamned soup and salad. What do they think I am ; Chinese? That is why I still like my girls like I love my coffee. Black, smooth and hot!!!!

Itz all good tho'. I aint complaining much; a "free lunch" is a free lunch. Chop clean mouth. At least , like they say, half bread is better than buns!!!

Chi where r u?

I trust you naaaaaaaaa! Hope na only "lunch" you chop oh! I know how you love them girlzzzzzzzzzzz! You sizzling bacon!

doyin13:
@Babeelove

I hope you are not inferring that I am . . .

Abeg o. I be prodigious p***y chaser.

But unlike many folks around here, I find people that bat for the other
side amusing rather than turned off.

I no dey even do heterosexual anal let alone the . . . well let us jus leave it at that

I beg no vex!!!! I  was just teasing ooooooooooooh!!!!   We know what you are!  You have prove it!  Rock on baby!!!!  Keep chasing the "holy P Grail"!!!!!

somze:
Babeelove
Ola and mellow offered you to me here,
I am considering if you are evil enough for me

Of course you have no say in this matter whatsoeva

I see! Oya fire on!!!!

Uche2nna:
Excess estrogen in the house,eh


WTF is going on

Hello there!!! Just having some hormonal problems!---I think it is the time of the month and you have been having "free dinners" with them white babes!!!

Since it is sunday--we are "fellow worshipping"

somze:
Hhmmmm . . .
Babeelove . . .
hhmmm

Still monitoring . . .

Which wan be ya own sef?

doyin13:
Babeelove

How can you Object.

I thought you were a progressive liberal

To a gay barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?  Look!  What on earth for?  My liberalism no reach so oh!  Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat a freak you are!  Please go to church today if it is the last thing you do before you proceed to the gay bar.  I have never heard the song and have no plans to do so.  But interesting insight to your purrrrrrrrrrrrrrsonolity!

b_pumpin:
i hope say u turn that rice well? i can imagine d other things u know how 2 turn 2.

Well well! If you are not careful I will "turn" you too!

doyin13:
hehehe

Babeelove which kain music be that

Could it be 'I want to take you to a Gay Bar' by Electric Six

Yes oh! That one! Na wah for you oh!!!! What a bloody song!

aloib:
babelove don kolo o, this thread is still alive now

Oh girl! I had to search hard for the thread oh! I guess I assumed too much. Remember that "Assumption is the mother of all cork-ups"!!!! he he he he he he he!!!!