+osisi:

ROFL.
You mean the Igbos with a complex

Whatever!!!!! That is why you are a "tribalist"!!!  Which complex? Correct aje-butter dudes without "Haavy" accent for mouth!!!---That thing is such a turn off---That "ochuzo" accent!!!! I can't stand it!!!!

My dear, I am off to bed! I have to finish watching this "Six Feet Under--Season 5--I have been slugging around for months--I also have to wake up early in the morning early to cook for the week---I am working 6 out of 7 days next week- starting monday---for some serious overtime killing dough for my Nigerian trip--so I gatz to move now. Later love--we shall cyber again---God willing!!! Take care of you and yours!

fatty27:

@Babeelove,

I HAVE COUNTED MY DARKENED TEETH, THEY ARE 40 IN NUMBER. I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR PARABLE.

I mean the "dude's" got it going oooooooooooooooon! In an appealing kind of way. I really like him! I love people who can carry out conversations. He is a philosophical "aprodisiac"!!!! He is different and most of the time you cannot figure him out! Just like a puzzle---love them "slippery" dudes!!!

+osisi:

People call me tribalist even though what I have is just love for my Igbo nation and not hatred for others.
Igbo men are too much babeelove.
If you marry one,that's just the one you need.
They are good inside out

That is why I have vowed not to visit "kparakpo" threads.  I love all tribes because my brothers and sister and cousins are married from all over Nigeria and outside Nigeria.  If I may tell you confidentially---my husband is from Ibusa---Delta state!!!  The aje-butter Igbo not those strong faced across the Niger ones!!!!  ---Love you Uche!!!!! ---The dude black like "shit"--love you hubby----I know you are online ---But the children all turned out as "potokri"  because my family get "potokri" blood!!!! ---My papa na half caste!!! You happy now?

Siena:

Forget her. She's shown she can't be relied on in a crisis. You need a lady who'll be there for you, through thick or thin.

But, it's your decision, good luck whatever you decide.

@Topic!

Why Siena?   Let the man quench!!!!!

Good!  I would have dumped your arse too!   Who knows what is making you sick.  Spreading diseases all over the place!  What is baffling me is what she wants to come back for.  Maybe to finish you off.  ------------- Very good idea then!  Next time stay the hell out of my way! COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW----------take a triple dose of your name---Agbo3----- and see if it cures your lousy craw craw "lakpa-lakpa"---akpanigogo arse!!!  Awobi!!!!

+osisi:

this girl is a real[b] winch[/b].
just call her name and she appears.

Live!!!! Agenegode style! How now

debosky:

tell them jare +osisi, me sef bin wan inquire before I hear say babaosisi don take over

Debosky!  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! What are you inquiring?  You think +osisi will sit around and wait for you "runaway"  Nairaland loves to bullshit her?  Sit here in sports section and grow old---

I get wife for you oh!

+osisi:

arrangee wetin?
God forbid!! do I sound like a girl that could be arranged for anyone?
I had a whole line up of men and simply picked one, lol.
I am too much ooo
because we're here talking you think I'm just a common Igbo girl
go and ask questions
I still have people inquiring

En - hen!!!  Good!!! Join the club!  You think I am fooled by that you "wholey" steps here.  Let them keep inquiring--you too need some spare parts before "babyosisi" becomes frigid from staring at you!

Uche2nna:

And to think that I have "gavaged" my stomach in avid preparation for the consumation of the whole birthday cake  



_{Abeg, too much yinglish sorry guys I am just bored}  

I like your "yinglish' naaaaaaaaaaa!  After all the "yinglish" I speak at work--- I am not inclined to speak it at the slightest opportunity I get.  For what?  I sure do not want to forget my "waffi" roots!  Besides as you already know, I am a super ghetto bunny.  The original "hood rat"---that lives in the "playboy mansion" of Nairaland.  He he he he he he he!!!

I am having a quiet day at home today. No waka waka this night. But we shall continue tomorrow for some "kparakpo" meeting! Uche ma love--no free "oyinbo" food today

Uche2nna:

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heh heh heh heh heh heh!!! Hi baby! I am just leaving work now. Just bullshitting about the birthday kpash kpash! I go club last night and had to work this morning----on call for 4 hrs--you know your baby has to work since you are still studenting. I just thought I'd mess with the gullible minds of Nairaland a lirrrrrrrrrrrrrle!!!! Get a kick ourra it. How nauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu You know +osisi if always a nice "sport" because her mouth too baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!! No wahala na! At least I know she will be fellowshipping till Monday morning. I am heading home now so see ya larrrrrrrrrrrrrra!

JERRY-08:

Babel sure do have a very big mouth (and pussy, i guess too) and Doyin u no dey shame dey do house boy for inside nairaland,agbaya.leagl adviser or PA or SA to babel.

You know now! Like is runs in your heritage!   You should be used to it by now---looks like you sure fell out of one!!!! The reason for the shape of your "head"!!!!

JERRY-08:

Babel sure do have a very big mouth (and pussy, i guess too) and Doyin u no dey shame dey do house boy for inside nairaland,agbaya.leagl adviser or PA or SA to babel.

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!  You are too funny!  Try employing that "type of houseboy" in your house and see what will happen to your wives, sisters, daughters, aunts and any female member in your clan!!!!  You go hearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrram!!!   ye ye foul!!!!!

doyin13:

@Agbo2

Who you be wey you dey abuse a whole BABEELOVE

Ol bob I dey look you like JJC so make u watch yourself

Don't mind him jo! He is just the typical---bush Naija "jew" guy!!!! Please your "houseboy" duties are welcome any time!!!!

+osisi:

my sister I dey.
If I ever venture to "enjoy" life like babeelove.
babaosisi will demand the bride price and all his george wrappers back

I have vowed to one man and one man only and so shall it be.
BTW,[b]I'm not complaining.[/b]he's got all a girl could ever want or need

How will you complain? When na arangee marriage? You know how long you fasted and prayed for the "osisibaby"!!!!! A beg oh!!!! Na wah for you oh! How una dey do the "tin" sef? Jisos has to come down and sanctify your "holy arses" before you commence action! Whooooooooooooooooooooo +osisi wonder, I want to come and watch oh! A beg send me video!!!!! Come oh! Wetin una they talk when you reach "pinnacle" Holy ghose Fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! he he he he he he!!!!

+osisi:

A girl from agenegbode who else go marry woman from a place him no fit pronounce.
I'm sure the man is from isiekenesi

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! +osis!!!!!

Take time!  I say take time!!! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!  E be like say you know too much!  You are dangerous!  I had to come back to reply this before your post dissappear!  Italy dey for[b] isiekenesi [/b] too!!!  I say take time!!!!

Alright-------------my ride is hia---stay blessed you all!

+osisi:

going to where?
you see why Igbo men should keep away from these "bendel" goodtime girls.
just leave 4 pikins comot just like that
chai,Emeka don suffer.

didn't mama warn him say this one na fire woman.
alu eme e

What is thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?  I don feed them now!  Wetin else?  Nanny dey for house.  Make them follow me go club When they are 18 and of good behaviour then I can take them to club like my mom did me--supervised of course!  oooooooooh!!!!those days were fun!  Once you come from a family that knows how to "chop" life--you do not stop!!!  Off I go--love you guys!!! Seee you monday!!!!

aloib:

hahahaha, wetin our naija brodas do now

oya go ave fun, ill be waiiting for gist by monday, no fight over parking space o

babe? r u from agenebode?

Agenegbode live!!!!---you know we pipo like those Italos!!! .  Thank you!  I am off jare---I will see you guys monday!!!

Uche2nna:

Somebody needs to water the garden that gives forth the seeds

Uche2nna:

@ Chi

So You finally showed up in the house Wats up?

@ Babeelove
I'm good. Email me my own piece of the cake ooooo!!!! On second thoughts make that 2 pieces of cake!!!!! What am I saying sef Bring the whole cake

This is why I love Uche---he understands me proper proper!  Uche,-- the water is of pure spring quality.  Catch youl later my love.  Don't mind these bush people!!! Chi read ya book oh! +osisi--no born Davidylan type oh--Aloib get you a nice french man--leave these bush Naija guys alone--Xcept Uche of course! They are too damn boring!!! Peace out!!!!

+osisi:

your own na side love.
another man planted the seeds.
another man get the diokpara

You get am!!!! Nothing spoil!!!!

+osisi:

babeelove,thank God you covered their faces.
I have a feeling you're divorced or seperated.
am I right?

ooooooooooooooh! How do you know.  Dem say me dey disgrace them! Why will I be separated?  You no well!  Like I said--the answer ma friends is blowing in the wind.  My husband is a bonafide Nairaland member!!!

aloib:

they look afin sef .l.

Correct half castes!!! Which kain afin?  Afin na crime  Na you sabi oh!!  You think say I go marry Nigerian---God forbid!!!! hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! For what Most of them are sooooooooooooooooo bush!!! God forbid!!!

aloib:

hmm babelove have fun o, and happy bday in advance,

u sure those r your kids? .lmao!!!

Make you siddon thia! Uche only has the last one!!!!

Uche2nna:

What do You mean?


Papeelove still dey kampe

Abi ke Hello darling!!!

I wish a could stay and "Shat"---My live-in Nanny just arrived for the weekend and I gat to hit the jazz joint in 2 hours.  So off I go.  See you guys on monday after the hangover.  I definiitely am not spending ma birthday weekend on Nairaland!!!  Have some fun folks!!!  The limo ride will be here in one hour!!!

aloib:

lmao!! babe what childern r those?

You no look my profile Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. It is good to have your kids young. Now I am enjoying my life!!!!

chiegemba:

Dis go really b 1 freaky fun filled friday!!!

You betcha!!! Im just waiting for these stupid children to go bed make I escape small!!! They gat one more hour!!! And I am ouurra here! How now?

+osisi:

My dear,I happen to work in health care delivery.
I have seen the tears and heartaches of HIV patients infected by lovers and spouses.
I have had a husband plead with me not to inform a wife he was HIV positive.
I have seen patients die from HIV.

I refuse to be a willing participant in someone giving me HIV.

If all fingers point that my spouse is sleeping around and his "alibi" don't check out.

I will first get tested

suspend all sexual contacts

hire a paid and reliable private detective to trail him and insert a hidden camera in the car if I have to.

Men are careless,with little detective work from the woman,she'll get her hard core evidence.

My dear toks never ever let anyone convince you that cheating is what men do.
That is a lie from the pit of hell.
I will not settle for a cheating spouse and no woman should,Christian or Shango worshipper.

I am happy you recognize that sometimes you are not a willing participant.  Husbands give HIV to the wives more than the other way round--------because they stray more and often are not selective as to where they stick their sticks!!!

There are more things to worry about in life than a cheating spouse of whom you have no control over.  The next one nko?  Please concentrate on your kids and wait patiently for death to come if you have a "cheating" spouse!!! Most people are walking around especially in Nigeria with the virus and spreading it---Only to find out when they apply for visas to travel abroad or during some "freak" flu-like symtoms.

No concept of "annual" physical exams--everything is cured by the medicine man.

As long as you have eaten that forbidden fruit---you are at risk, since latency phase can be prolonged indefinitely---Do you know what your past partners deposited in you before you split  One or ten HIV negative test means nothing---You can only hope and pray that "tomorrow" never comes in that respect.  You leave HIV--hepatitis and herpes nko.  1 in 3 Nigerians have Herpes and do not even know it. Carry the thing dey waka about.

In the meantime, I refuse to be a prisoner of some freaking fear.  While I do not advocate infidelity,--_{one at a time and as many as you want!!!!} I am not one to sit around and wait for love to love me.  If I am not getting what I need--I am so ourrra there---!!!!  I have to find it where it is best.  I do not have patience for indecision---trial romances. In the final analysis, these fears can be distributed to you while you are in your matrimonial home.  The husband or wife can bring you the "big present", and you may never even know.  Wetin go happen make e happen. You have very little control over a "wandering arse"!  By the time you know it---it is too late. 

Then why get married if you are going to do so in constant fear and suspicion  Stay single and cut down your risk.  Then you only have to worry about your towels and toothbrushes!!!  He he he he he!!!   Magic Johnson no dey alive! We are all going to die anyway!

+osisi:

babeelove is nuts.
no one should take her seriously.

What the heck are you talking about?  I mean everything I say!!!  Make who e dey pain go drink hemlock!!!  Poor, hungry people!!!!

Thank God I have lived my live well well----and still living it---no regrets at all. Make una siddon for one place dey bitch about life's imperfections.  I don't have time for that!!!!

I see most of you ending up in "old folks" homes----lonely, childless, spouseless and just juicily bitter since life don chop una. Make una siddon for thia!!! Anyway church dey to go too. Chris Okotie is never tired of listening to your problems for a "handsome fee" of course!!!! Shoooooooooooooooot!!! For this short life Worry about this, worry about that! Una go tire!!!!

DaRkNeSs:

Welcome babelove, _{it's Omo eko}


@topic

Promise - jagged Edge

he he he he he he he he !!! It is al goooooooooooooooooooood!!!!

Young Joc------------------It's going doooooooooooooooooown!!!!!

DaRkNeSs:

Happy Birthday _Milita , wish you long life and I pray success shall be your portion .

@topic

Where the party - Jagged Edge

[center]Dedicated to Babeelove[/center] , happy many returns

Thank you honey---------------------


I am playing-----------------Happy Birthday-----------------Edwin Yearwood!

We woke yet?  Who dey for house  It's freaky friday and it ain't goin' to be easy!!!!!!!!!!!  Show ya arses!!!!

Guess who is having a birthday bash this weekend  Y"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalll are invited.  Bikini poolside party on Sunday oh!!! Na for thia we dey go church---naked pastor!!!! See E-vite for invitations!!!

DaRkNeSs:

Daddy - Beyonce



_{Babeelove u seem to be enjoying there}

Yes oh! And it is pay day One life to live no duplicate!!!!! It's my birthday today and I am 41 years old!!!! Can you believe it?? he he he he he he!!!!




Lynda and Tommy---------------------------More than I can say!!!!!!

Bebe & Cece Winans------------------------I' ll take you there!!!!


Is this smokin' hot and some chhhhhhhhhhange!!!

Rock n Roll Time---It's raining---home bound tonight!!!!

Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band!!!!! Greatest Hits!!

Roll Me Away!

Night Moves!

We' Got Tonght!

Against The Wind!

Like A Rock!

Head On! Head On! Head On! Most Hated!!!


Gosh!!!

Supposed to be a freaking anagelsic but gives me a headache instead!!!  Whoooooooooo!!!



Most Loved!!!!

Malyasian Airline Commercial

"Malaysia truely Asia"

Slow Hand----------Pointer Sisters!!!!

"No Russians Please"!!!


Africa-----------------Toto!!!

aloib:

jesus!!!!! reminds me of greys anatomy, lmao!!! omg no wonder u love your job, i trust u, mad woman

I love it! Why you think say a no get shame!!!! Nothing means anything! I have seen it all! It feels normal to me. When you hang out with these people---other people will think you are mad. In my world, it is very normal! Oyinbo people dey krase!!!! Chai!!!
Akata ones nko On the whole, most of the Nigerians are still conservative---but I chose to join the mad ones. It is more fun. Stripping competition nko

Greys Anotomy is small compared to what goes on here. Where you have a woman leave her husband to be with another woman and then return after 2 years to the husband. Swingers!!! One Respiratory therapist has married 3 nurses in that same hospital ---changing them like boxers!! And all of them are still there looking at each other! Or is it one Nigerian dude that was accused of rape for shagging both nurse tech and manager? My dear story plenty. But I gatz to get some sleep now before a get nauseous! My Tylenol PM is kickin' in now!

See you later!!!! Have a wonderful weekend. Stay safe on Nairaland. Don't get annihilated oh!

aloib:

oh seen!!! lmao my diry mind sha

You think na orgy!!! That one is also present---but happens somewhere else. Ooooooooooooooooooh! You are a sicko!!!!! People have been caught doing that too! Whenever you have people working at night in close proximity for long periods of time--you know now---------- E go happen!!! ----Those are stories for another day!!!! Them plenty!!!! Too many divorcees!!!!

aloib:

lol, guuess u would have lotta filipinos also, i can just imagine,
no wonder u love your job,
what do u always do when u saw that, 2nd round be back in an hr lol funny ish mehn

Have you ever heard of a Pyxis  hmmmmmmmmmm!  "rounds" means a lot of things naaaaaaaaaaaaa! What the heck do you think irrrrisssssss I go to load Pyxises with medications and Intravenous Fluids as they run low on my computer counter--before the floors start calling for them.  Also to make sure my counts are not off in the pyxises.  That is one of my duties since we rarely have a tech at night.  I have to make 4 "rounds" in 12 hours. 

Yes, we have all races in this hospital. Hispanics, fillipinos, indians, Africans, caucasians and so forth. That is why I like the place too--not much to discriminate about. But the Africans do not get along with the koreans and Fillipinos for some reason. Some kind of "underdog" fighting for survival mentality. But it is still fun!!!