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laudate:
There are too many women who have done that, and yet the man still leaves them to fool around with anything in a skirt. I know a particular guy whose wife is a top-notch beautiful elegant lawyer. She rushes home to cook his meals and does all she can to give him the best. Yet, this guy still picks up street girls anytime she goes away for a two-day conference or if he has some time to spare. those girls are not even in his wife's class.

Some men. . . .na only God fit save them!

So what do you suggest these women do as a cure to the "wandering pricks"?

Yes Laudate---It is a "village" minded thing! This thread is a rhetorical question! Of course parents choose spouses for their children--but it will be more interesting if you comment on your personal experience instead of going the "kparakporic" route of comparative ethnic studies!

Laudate answer the question--Can your parents choose your spouse for you?


_{na so fight dey take start!}

mishooo:
Hmmm
Na queue we dey queue up here or _{which one be next}


Something Good or Bad ?? Tell us and let us judge

Dont suffer alone ooooo


_{Just joking}

It is all gooooooooood  Don't you know that this is the only place where there is no fight in Naiaraland!  Almost 50 pages of good old fashioned loving!   No beef here at all!  No suffering either!

_{When some strange characters start showing up at almost 50 pages---fear no go catch you---OBJ go soon show up!}

faketan:
If Konju de hol ya, let us know. We will rescue you.

She has already told you what her problem is---she is love sick.  Hang out here---you will be freeeeeeeeeeeeeee to Xpressssssssssssssssss Yaselfs without inhibitions!

Islander:
Babeelove the Empress.don't mind them "distractors" maybe they were sent by those "bushmeats", lmfao


Aloib, am good hun hun, rushing over to the lab, I have to return some skulls. Then I am coming home to clean up my new apt,

@Henry you had me laughing hard boy.

@somze you have my blessings. Go ahead and marry Babee. Just make sure I get nuff food to eat at the wedding or I am taking back my gift( that's how we roll in the Islands)

@All you peeps who hate sleep, islander love uno bad bad,

Enjoy your new crib oh!   I will invite you for the wedding!   Thank you for your blessing!  No poverty in this wedding---you will have enough to eat and drink for a whole year!  We love you toooooo! Infact you may be right---But I think we are on the wrong trail this time-----There are even worse offenders sneaking in here!

aloib:
lol, all dse useless guys on my YIM, _{doyin i love u}, they are even making it worse sef
plus am not happy tonyt sef, someone said soemthn to me,

Now you are talking!  Doyin13 is the #1 pick---super fun guy--not dry at all like most on Nairaland!  Go for it!!! Hope he loves you back! -------- You will make a fine couple!  This is the best thing I have read today on Nairaland!   Doyin-----wey you ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!  It is raining in the Phillipines"oh! That is why you should not YIM---adding more complications to your life---Nairaland YIM is not enough?

_{The rain in spain stays hardly on the plains!!!!}

Too late for that---Don't have those kinds of busy bodying parents anyway!  They are not meddlesome parents---but believe in the happiness of their children even when they disagree with our choices!

_{Na village we dey?}

somze:
Babeelove
Are you available?

I am always available on Nairaland as you can see! What can I help you with?

aloib:
lol its rainning i need a hug, a human touch

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Will my kind help or should I call "Bob"? I know that feeling--when you it is raining--only one thing comes to mind---" a big hug"! No one on your YIM? AIM someone oh---don't waste you already diminshed caloric count on

aloib:
islander , sup sweety, nothn jare, just feeling cold

I say YIM someone my friend! How can a whole gorgeous "Phillipa" be lonely at home and

Islander:
Babbeeeloooveee.
Sorry I took a shot of brandy and fell asleep, damn I was tired. Anyway, how did it go last night? Did you reach heaven?

@somze, leave Babee alone nah. I told you she is untouchable

Has anyone seen that Druglord Moodylady? Can't seem to find her ass.

@Acid make sure you go to school today,

@Aloib, what now? Did those chinese boys hit on you again?

he he he he he he he he!!!! Real chinese boys!!!

Moody and Acid are probably incognito now---using other names to cause havoc on Nairaland

Please leave Somze oh! Can't you see we are trying to make a connection before "distractions" appear and give me a headache again like yesterday morning! You trust I will always reach heaven and hang out there for like 30 minutes before I "power down" to earth!

somze:
denex
u no dey tire, haba

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Abeg leave am oh! No drive am I beg! _{Can't you see the place is slowly waking  up?}

Please concentrate on Maddam Etteh instead of Oprah!  Nigeria has enough problems.  Thank you!

aloib:

aloib, what troubles you this morining? Late for school or missed the bus?

MoOdYLaDy:
What happening people, gosh i can't believe i took a nap for that long , anyway am glad to be back.

Btw, where are everyone , it seems dead on this thread
And wtf is bushmeat doing on this thread

he he he he he he he he!!!!  As you can see, we have begun the healing process!  Spread the love!  There are real "bushmeats" to worry about on Nairaland.  Devote energy to only those harmful, malicious pigs who do not mind their business!  There are some mushroom ones coming up.  Give peace where you see peace and give war where you see war!

henry007:
ok d kin people wey i wan may them waka from this thread na huche2nna hand hosisi.,.,,, ,, ,4 hodas den fit start dia parolez

Yes it is good to take a vacation to the "countryside" once in a while for a breath of fresh air! City people can be aggravating.  We wish them a safe trip! When are you visiting your village to see your folks Henry?  I am sure they would love to see you.  Show them your flaming cape! Might be good to get some "local" color on your tan!

acidrop:
hahahhehhehehsisskspaoeojfjoffjpdssshemooocheee, tikigihaaalkdjieia

nothing dey do me ooo, na this news na i hear oooo

@islander, school is fyn ooo, even if there are rumour around that am skipping clases which is not true, i might as well tell u now before them big mouths talk am

@moodizy, waddup babe

@babelove, apart from that crazy news above , which other one did i miss out on

@somze, i knew u always had a thing for babelove, right from genesis,
tnk God say we never reach revelation before u talk am

@henry hw fa?

Nothing much happenening.  Was on sabbatical last night to "take care of ma bizz"---so far I am happy with the results!!!

Oh yeah!  You know the guy--Somze?---checking out his profile. How many wives im get?  Oh no more gossiping--Somze, how many wives do you have currently in your 'benign" coupling arrangement?

somze:
I don't know where you got this from. You must be interpreting the word - couple - to fit what you want to prove here

Couple can mean a couple of things

Keep quiet, we have clear and incontrovertible proof that you are skipping classes on a day to day basis
Hell we have it in your own words too.

I got to rush to a meeting now guys . . . i'm late, sleepy and may have a headache as a result.
laterz

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!


What kind of coupling arrangement are you proposing? At least I am re-assured that I did not see "party"!

<sub>There are some real strange pipo that have entered this place---observing!


Faketan, kateflow, mishooo, mrpataki---------next please!---------Hmmmmmmmmmm!!</sub>

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! Goodmorning! A nice break from insomnia is grrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttt!!!! I see all are still alive and well?

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Insomnia time!!!!!

No hiding place in Nairaland! Let the dead rise up!!!!!! Don't wait for the 3rd day to do so oh!

WebMonk:
I'm assuming you have to worry about a lot of things for you to come out like that. Just what side of the bed did you wake up this morning?

It is really sad to think that in this day and age the author of a topic is somewhat ridiculed because of something that STILL is an issue. Just because
you're in the US doesn't mean the it's not an issue here. To go all the way to insinuate "armed robbers" or (whatever that means).

I don't recall insulting you in anyway, but because i don't know who you are, i'll assume you were in a very bad mood (charity begins at home you know)


I asked a simple question. If you can't answer it or at least give meaningful input, then shut it! I can pay for trouble and i don't do the free types from the likes of you

_{(can you imagine, "life passing you by" - what about the time you used to post that crap?)}

Due to BABELOVE's post the question has been edited.

I am sorry you think life is passing me by!   Far from it ---I am zooming through life with so much pleasure you cannot even imagine!   I did not mean my post as an insult but as a word of caution to those who obsess about what they do not have instead of being grateful for what they have.  Then you mentioned the "drastic measures angle of it"!!!!

Are there not too many armed robbers and cultists in Nigeria and the world in general?

Please I woke up good today and have not insulted you in anyway---get over yourself and take a chill pill!  Drastic measures-----No!---preach for "drastic measures" phock around and keep populating the world with "children"---some do not even have time to recognize-----so one can be proud of "the chosen" ones!!!!  Learn to be grateful for what you have been blessed with and leave the  so called "African" drastic measures in the toilet where they belong!  Period!!!!

<sub>Observing---------for a change!!!!!

Coming down with a serious headache!-----------See you guys later!</sub>

Really should not be awake at this time!  Peace the shit Out!!!  What a total change of plans!!!!

This is not how things were supposed to go down!!!! Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

Day time cybering is not my thing at all! Too much confusion here. Time for 2 tylenol PMs

What the hell does all this have to do with the elimination of "bushmeats" on Nairaland?!!! If the bush meat is here, give it up and don't waste my precious time!!!!

You know what?  There is something very spooky about that thread!----------hmmmmmmmmmm

Really feeling like a circus elephant right now!

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Sorry to bore you guys with this bullshit!  I am trying to complete a research project here!  Please carry on.  I am off for 2 days and have nothing else to do for the next 48hrs!  I have a puzzle to solve!

Please carry on!

Re: What Do You Think Of Ladies On Nairaland?
« #352 on: August 13, 2007, 06:58 AM » 

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_{Researching!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

WTF is going on here?-----------------  I guess Mukin2 is hiding around the corner too! 

mishooo:
LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL


HIDE AND SEEK !!

This should be veeerrryyy intresting !!!

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I think I need a drink!  Will be right back!  I am going offline to do some research!  Too much distractions right now!

mrpataki:
The more you look the less you see Nothing in my profile gives me away to know I really am! I am too tight to be known. Infact everything about me speaks of been too tight. Me . . . . . . . .Many nairaland names

What the heck do you want to figure out about me? I am trying to remember the thread you are talking about, but my brain wont boot it out. Let me get to the bank now, sort what I have to do, will be back to deal with the pressing situation.

I will get back to you I say!

_{Mrpataki? Mishooo? Mukina2? ----only God knows what else the cat will drag in!}

mrpataki:
Have you also been a victim of circumstance on this forum? I have seen more than enough on this forum to last for a shit work of research.

Come y'aaaaaaaaaaaaaal!  Who is this dude? ---This guy is very familiar oh!  But has been using some other names!  I think I know you.  Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! Aliriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!  This is going to be interesting!  You are very, very welcome!   Glad to have you back!   You will reveal yourself in due course!  Hmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

theffanyi:
babeelove, your sssssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooo INSANE

Please don't cry!  You are breaking my "fragile" heart!

mrpataki:
I am sure I am on the black book.  Would like to know who is behind the veil of moodylady. 
I am checking my good books here, if your name is enlisted on the list. I keep entering names and deleting them, so it will take me a while to know where you belong. In the meanwhile, I will have to look into your profile to really know more about you too.

Why now?  When I am going hunting for my "thankgiving" bushmeats?   Are you here to distract me?   I say you fail!------The show must go on!  Looking at your profile---My memory does not fail and I have only commented on one of your posts---with another dude you where beefing with----Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!  "The Infamous GentleWomanly Thread!!!!. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! I need to go back and read that thread!  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! The primarily offending female Nairaland member was also present!  Hmmmmmmmmmm! -----What the heck is going on here? I smell a rat!  Well I have 2 days to figure all this out!  You are still welcome, but I am keeping a close eye on you for very obvious reasons! 

_{A Nairaland member since 2006?}

aloib!
Are you there! Look I am just reading all this rubbish---I am dying of some serious stomach ache of laffter! I am printing as usual-before the whole thread dissappear by some mysterious juju means as postulated by some hench christains!

What do you mean by drastic measures?

It is only in "Africa" that the ablity to produce children you cannot "feed" becomes an issue! Not having children is not a curse you know!  Many people have children and do not bother about them.  This is not a matter of life and death that calls for the so-called "drastic" measures!  Many have died and left children to be raised by someone else.  Learn to live your life the way you were created, unless you are the "it is not my portion in Jisos' name" type!  Then goodluck with your "portion"!!! If you were not chosen to have kids, it means we have too many armed robbers in the world---please do not bring more in! Thank you!


_{Worry about this! Worry about that!--Meanwhile life is passing you by!!!! Drastic measures my eye!}

Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!! Get married first, then come back and tell us the same story!

_{Looks good on paper!}

theffanyi:
@BABEELOVE
AM NOT SUPRISED UR CRAZY.

You STAY IN VEGAS, CRAZY HAVEN

The answer my friend---is blowing in the wind!!!!!  But you can check at the desks of the Bellagio, Mirage or Mandalay Bay---Everyone knows me there---courtesy of my Medallion membership status.  Just one of the 3!!!  I rotate so my fans do not stalk me for autographs!   But I sure izzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz crazy!  My mom baptized me "crazy"!!!!   Welcome to the "dayshift" of Insomniacs!!!!  Please pay the cashier and no fighting here please.

somze:
hhmm . . . i'm doing just that
I have in mind we are going to make a great couple . . .
Erm . . . don't hate the playa, hate the game . . . meanwhile i'm not a player
Get your IM fixed first

Wonderful!  I am looking forward to it! 

Okay--my last round of diapers are "shit free"-----Ammo head on home and guess what?  Off for 2 freaking days to spend on Nairaland.  I gat a lot of work to do here as you can see.  No sleep for me for the next 48 hrs.  Just hang around and have a good time.  Love you all and see you in few---Jah Jah willing! The relief shit packer just showed up!!!!

Peace out!!!!

mrpataki:
ROFLMFFAO

Who the hell are you Babeelove [center]and[/center]

Who is this moodylady You girls are a deadly combination on this forum. I don't even understand anything on this forum again. I just checked moodylady's profile a bit now. She is sure crazy as you.

You picked on a set of peeps that I have withheld comments about on


I have really missed out on this forum

Oh yes you have missed out of this forum!  As for if we have met?  Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!  I need to check my "black book"!   Yes!  You know Moodylady trust me!  She has been recycled quite a bit around Nairaland like some of us!

I will get back to you soonest!

mrpataki:
@ babeelove
What does that have to do with me? Is that the remedy to my solution
I don't even know the way to his blog

Just sit here awhile! You will discover that others have bigger problems than you do. Follow Moodylady and check out the links to the "David's blobs"!!!!!

acidrop:
hahahahahah, like brother like sis, anyway sha i go wait,
so which group hood and cliques u dey
nitynite babe

but come 2 think of it, na only 2 days ago na babelove was telling me hw david was one of the nicest guy and goodlooking onces, wetin happen

I must have had to much to drink and got exceptionally randy without checking out the blob-----  Oooops! I mean "blog"!!!!  Sorry not that kind of dude that swims in the Lake Mead of Abeokuta!  Tufiakwa!!!!

mrpataki:
I hardly sleep so well again.



Too much of issues on my mind at the moment

You are welcome to "David's Blog"!!!!

somze:
Babee
Insomnia is getting worse but don't you just love it  
Meanwhile you seem to have friends in this your campaign of aggression, I'm thinking Nairaland is one big circle of groups, hoods and cliques, not that i care
Continue, you have my eyes on you  

Worry not!  As you can see--we have the cure!  Just have a sit and make yourself very comfy! just keep shadowing as usual in case a need some back-up ammo!

aloib:
hahahahaha i almso spat the noddles i was eating, jesussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss,

babeelove abeg easy on david, lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

gosh u guys ave killed meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

rolling oin the floor wid tears in my eyes almost peeing on my pants while my roomates comes and asks if i'm ok, bwhjahahahahahahahahha

Just pray for ya paddy oh!

MoOdYLaDy:
lol am taking my ass to bed, need my beauty sleep jare .

Goodnite everyoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee , see you guys later

Good morning Omo Ekostic!!!!  You made my night!!! Just post some more links!  I owe you plenty.  Sweet dreams oh!!!! Wham! Wham! Wham!

MoOdYLaDy:
Laughing my fine ass off, lol i can't laugh anymore , my stomach is in pain .

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!  Look Omo Eko!  This calls for some strategic planning! I will not say much at this time.  Just keep those links coming.  Who says there is no God!  Thou hast prepareth a table before me in the presence of myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy--------eniemies!   Shall we say the grace please!

acidrop:
y is it that am not here when all the xcitin thigs happens, ok, babelove, post your 25yrs old bro pic again, and pos the pot bellied davidylan again, i want to c

When I get home, I will post it again.  My brother called me from London and was upset that I was comparing him to that gigolo davidylan and I had to remove the picture.  So I will post it again when next you are online.  In fact all my brothers are under 30 and Davidlan sure looks like their great grand dragon of a father!  Chai!  See what sucking old oyinbo cunts can do to you?  Chai!  Those oyinbo women have cannibalized and ritualized davidylan's arse---using them to re-tranfuse themselves for fresher units of packed red blood cells and platelets! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!  The only thing now is that he may have come down with a liver problem.  That type of ascitis at this age of "25"?  ---------- Real green card age!  I am sure he is already dyeing his pubic hair by now! Old cargo!!!!!!!!

I say my God is goooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

Goodmorning Somze!  Yes! Up to no damn good!  Can you blame me?  Too many bushmeats on Nairaland and thanksgiving is just around the corner--not to talk of Xmas!  How is your insomnia?

acidrop:
tnk u jare, hw was that your beauty sleep, u dream c me, lol

i dey oooo, wassup witcha?


haaaaaaaaaaaa which day u turn Mr. lecturer now
who get 3 kids, moodylady, chei babe, hw can u keep that kind of secret from me nw

acidrop:
ok, now u can stay up late


TOH, TOH who be that again oo, ooo that babe, i havent really cn her pic, but if she looks like that when she doesnt have kids yet, e no good ooo

Girleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!  If you see that pix ehnnnnnnnnnnnnn?  Infact I saw it a while back and just kept quiet.  Then she made the mistake of addressing me in that infamous "How to make a marriage spicy thread"---with that Mother Ileya +osisi.  I just lost it and let her have it.  If you see the braids on her head?  Then she had one type of "abortion" belt on as form of birth control!   OMG---You missed it.  The ugly bitch had a terrible irregular shaped[b] bobby-wedger [/b] on, that the left nipple stationary at 3 o'clockPM and the right nipple was at 9PM o'clock Eastern Standard time using a time piece!  Then she was a short pussy too to add insult to injury.  Come dey black like goat shit!

This is too much for me to handle.  It looks like I am in some Nigerian homvie or something!   Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!  I say e don happen!!!!!!

aloib:
hahahaa omo eko and babeelove!! y'all never fail to make my day, woahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, lol

jesusssssssssssssssssssssssssss, helpppppppp my ribcageeeeeeee
omo ekooooooooooo you're baddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

You ain't seen nathing yet!  God is goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!  Hmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!  Wait and see wetin a go take davidylan eye see for this Nairaland.  Called me "Tart" abi na "Tramp"---- OMG!!!!  We are going to swim in some hot shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!  I go so tramp am ehn, If e see tramp next time im go shine her shoes with im tongue I swear!

Aloib, kiss your paddy goodbye.  You know I am more American than Nigerian.  America can fight 10 wars simultaneously without batting an eyelid at the world---win or lose---they will fight.  I go teach this guy a good lesson.  But it is going to be at my sweet "american" time!  Like James Hardley Chases Girls said in one of his novels----"The Vulture is a Patient Bird".  I see a bald vulture in ma horizon!


Moody girleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!  I am blowing bubble gum kisses your way!  You are a treasure!  I now have a reason to come back if I am banned.  This pig must not escape thanksgiving table!


How can I believe the fool is 25 years old.  I posted my 25 year-old brother's pix and is wife yester morn to show him how immature he was.  Infact my sweet 25 year old brother, married with 2 kids looked like a 13 year old compared to Davidylan in his pot-bellied blog collecton! Check out his wife compared to TOH and her ghana must go bag of boobs!