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MoOdYLaDy:
Lmfao
lol yes oh david is fat, he got this yam legs too, anyway check his hi5 out
http://hi5.com/friend/1571289--David--Profile-html
LOL yes oh hey slack pu ssy mouth got banned

Oh my good lord!  The oaf is even balding at 25 years old?  My God!  Those oyinbo women must have sucked his arse dry leaving nothing for that maroko migdet TOH!  Say Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?  So this is the idiot that has been insulting his arse all this while?  Hmmmmmmmmmmm!  There is a God afterall!  he he he he he he he!  Moody--you are a real gem---more please!  Only an ugly, bald, swine-gutted arsehole will put up an egotistical blog!  What an idiot!  Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Yes oh!  The river congo pussy mouth got banned as we got in a free for all brawl on that how to make a marriage spicy thread.  The thing got so bad that a whole page of the thread was deleted when I told her her life history in a few choice words!  What a busy body!  She will come back!  I have avoided that bitch for so long.  I decided to deal with her fat smelling undouchable arse once and for all!  What an idiot!!!!!!  I am waiting for her!   Spaghetti Junction Cork sucker!

Uche2nna:
Na wa ooooooooooo. Wats this obsession with TOH and David

Honey e don happen!  One get wide arse, the other one get small prick with big belle!  Where have you been?  Don't you read Nairaland news bulletins?  There is war on Nairaland---The good old fashioned way---The jets and the sharks like in "West Side Story"---- An all gang war has broken out oh and no telling who will fall victim at any time!

It is not an obsession---this is a jihad against bushmeats!

MoOdYLaDy:
Foolish woman, i see why they labels we Christians hypocrites and as for TOH gosh no one understands my hatred towards her uglyass, i can't stand that biatch for a sec Nairaland Ashewo , i don't understand why a responsible young lady will allow a man to use pet name like gasoline, petrol but no TOH accepted those names!!!!!!!!!foolish girl

As far david, that useless fat ugly guy, he needs to apply for a gym membership!!!!!!!gosh his too wowo with pot belle, will highly advice him to stay with his slut TOHhenry na wa for you oh, what happened to acidrop hmmmm are u cheating on her  

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!  I don die eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!  Moody!  You really know them well!  Please my own "pet name" na "pure water" oh!  Is it responsible enough?  Christians like +osis will make me crucify Jisos a second time!  The kind of christian whose cross is full of semen and vaginal fluid!  Come take am dey rub person say im wan pray?


As for that Thief of Hearts--I will wait till she comes back--I think I am going to have real fun with her retarded "mgbatious" Triple wide arse!  So Davidylan is fat eh?  he he he he he he he!  With pot belle too?  E don happen!  Thanks for the info----No wonder he can't get it going in the bedroom.  I actually thought he was a skinny dude?  No wonder he is bed and breakfasting in "Rochester" with all those old geriatic diaper wearing caucasians!  No wander im and +osisi get along wellu wellu---no so her husband for real life go be now!  Pot bellied pigs! He he he he he he!  This is fun!  No wonder Davidylan cannot get enough of my love---looking for a real woman for his "pillsbury dough boy" of a stomach and prick!  Now I know how to serve him better!  You have really given me the usefull info needed to lauch ma next attack!  As you know I am not a "YIMMER"---Everything will happen here on Nairaland!!!!!


There is going to be a serious showdown in "the gulf of Nairaland"  Everyone will have to be banned cuzzzzzzzzzzzzzz it is going to get uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!


HEY! YOUNG JOC!!!!

<sub>Meet me in the mall ------------------it's going downnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

Meet me in the clup--------------------it's going downnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

Anywhere you meet me----------guaranteed it's going downnnnnnnnnnn!!!!</sub>

This is going to be sooooooooooooooooooooo fun!!!  So davidylan is a pot-bellied fat pig!  Oink! oink!  Okay Mr. Piggy Bank Fellow----I am all yours---come get some loving! ----just no mess for ma head!!!---------No wonder the guy farts a lot!!!!  Sexually frustrated pig!!!! I always suspected he needed a somewhat good "phock"--

henry007:
its my lucky day,baby come and give it 2 me,let me have it, everything u need is wit me,COME AND GET IT HONI

Oh my gosh!----blushing terribly!---my nipples are protruding through my leather jacket and I am about to lose my pantaloons--it is raining heavily down there!

Oh baby! Please put your hands under my blouse and feel my heartbeat! My poor old heart is pounding and I am about to go into V-Fib. Someone please locate the nearest AED in case I have a cardiac arrest and flat line!

MoOdYLaDy:
It doesn't really bother me about been the only black oh but i just didn't like the way all eyes were on me , i get shy in public .

That thread is boring now jare, especially with osisi born again talk and sissy david  . lol TOH aka fake chemist, that girl will not show up even if she gets unban only if osisi is online at the same time. she known has a chicken but goes on YIMs to talk rubbish!!!!!!!![ she makes me want to vomit 
henry falls in love with everyone

Christain that believes in juju?   Or mother Teresa that runs around half naked on Nairaland?  Typical Naija born again christain that prays and phocks with the same bible between her legs!----After juicing the bloody bible with "scum" and "shit"!  Useless idiot!  At least most normal people have various interests here on Nairaland--but +osisi "busy body" mama will circumlocute around religious/romance-sexuality and political sectors looking for someone to "phock"---say im dey preach bible---Mother Teresa in "Secrets of Victoria"----What an eyesaw!!!!  Like she has children on Nairaland she can boss around---What an antelope!

Check out her parabolic maradona flirting skills in the local dialect---in Culture/Tribalism Section ---romancing all the "akpu" swallowing folks in there!!!!!   Real "Ashy Champion"--- This one don sleep all the "Okonkwos" for thia finish!  Useless Idiot!  First class village "ashi"!!!  That dimka is not retarded afterall--he can spot ashewo in his sleep! I did not hide my own case    But +osisi wonder--I could not believe it. This Pilas/dimka of a guy na real prophet! Real Village wrapper tying "ashi"!!! Kai!!!  Appealing to all the village elders plus Igwes in Nairaland! Okonkwo style----for women in wrappers and Ojas--with black thread plaited hair and charcoal lipstick--smelling of Okporokop-in Fredricana of Nnewiwood lingerie--line!!!!  Nonsense!!!!

As for that TOH--if there is anyone I cannot stand in this Nairaland it is that TOH! Ugly gap-toothed bitch!  Her own gap tooth is larger than that of IBB's---when she take lie and gossip all over Nairaland! On 4 phocking occasions, that bitch just appeared from nowhere in this Nairaland and started her mess--serious attack go rub the baba (OBJ) head with im nauseating elephantisis boobs to get me banned!  This time again the same thing!  I say no way---we will go down together! Make she come back.   I am sure she has another name by now.  But you know she cannot make 5 sentences in her "romantic" ashewo "Bworda mi" dialect.  She will show herself one way or the other.  I am waiting for her arse!  WTF!!! At first I was intrigued by her name.  

I ask myself "who is this babe that is called thiefs-of-hearts"? Wonderful!!!! How she dey do am?----me too wan thief hearts oooooooooooh! Heeeeeen!   When I discovered the nature of this bloody country-side Jebako-Amebo, I was like---WTF!  Yet to thief one heart including her own!   With the ashewo on credit waka waka!  Come involve +osisi and davidylan inside.  I say na die!!! WTF!!!!  Please have her unbanned   ooooooooooooooh!!!  --because when she was licking your ears-  and speaking that "funny medieval abi na renaissance" language it was okay then!----Nigerian language of romance --Una don fight?---[/b]She no give [b]baba the correct thing anymore?  Nigerian politics!!! Nairaland "friendship"!!!! He he he he he he he he!!!  I dey hail! Friend today--enemies tomorrow!!!


I have never encountered a busier body than that TOH---- maroko midget with an arse like a GMC Yukon!!!! ---Madam Etteh--bottom power speaker of Nairaland. Davidylan will surely drown in that Lake Mead---as Napoleon sure met his waterloo!  Davidylan honey---you know you are not "beefy"---so enjoy that swim---do not drink too much of the "P" juice! He he he he he he he!   Gosh!  Irritating shrimps!

Infact iice should have been thief of hearts and thief of heart should have been called black "iice"---

That TOH?---Her soul is so black---that there is no salvation.   How do you just wake up and start attacking people all over Nairaland like you have yansh scattering pubic fleas!!!!  The girl dey maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.  I no blame am! If my underwear had those interesting objects jiggling inside as a dey waka for Nairaland, I too willl have Legionaires disease!  HABA!!!-----------Belzebub!!!! Na Wetin!!! This chick pestered the hell out of me on Nairaland---begin speak one kain language not "hearable"----[/b]Bush idiot!  [b]Mgbati-feeling-funky of a midget!

As for Henry---He likes older women and I like young dudes so lets party!  Yes Henry---I am all yours tonight---Must be my lucky night for your hot rump----talk to me baby!

henry007:
um so u can dump me like u did before?

I am so sorry---you know you take getting use to!   And I did not want to play hard to get for too long!  I like a good chase in the beginning.  I am so glad you did not give up!  I promise to make it up to you!

_blushing!

How could I resist your "flaming" charm?   And boy you know my weakest and softest "spots"---it is that time of the night when my hormones are raging with wild passion!   Please help me.

henry007:
u mean hard?

Solid as a Phocking "chevrolet" Rock!   What size of shoes do you wear?

MoOdYLaDy:
It isn't easy oh, that’s why I don't sign on during the day until my all work are done, only if I got no lectures that is where I spend some of my free time

During one of my lectures, I was so bored that I decided to check the recent post on nl through my sidekick, then I saw what your comment on how to make your marriage spicy, I was laughing so hard the white students looked at me like I was crazy, unfortunately I happened to be the only black student in that class, felt embarrassed 

Yes oh foolish people

Oh that feeling--I was the only black in my class too and it did not phase me at all!  Knock em dead!  You are a doggone Nigerian for heaven's sake---As for that thread---it has been seriously thrashed---and I am bored with it!  I think I will take it to another thread to continue!  Na that Thief-of-Hearts I dey wait make them unban!  +osisi is not fun at all---with her religious bullshit! I really used to like the babe because in all honesty, she could carry out a conversation unlike most timid females in Nairaland. But my God, when she decided to treat me like one of her doggone illiterate sister-in-laws, all hell was going to break lose. Forgetting that I am a female too? There can never be two bitches PMSsing in one house, for you know what is going to happen.

Davidylan--I think I have totally lost taste of!  So your buddy TOH is a welcome change in arse!   I get bored with seeing one arse for too long!

Oh let Henry be!  I think I am falling in love with him!

You Raise Me Up----------------Josh Groban----I love you dad!

MoOdYLaDy:
LOL she does need a break from Nairaland , Nland can make some fail oh especially when addicted to the site
Am using a phone card oh but the phone kept saying With stop , don't even know what that mean

You are being swindled---all your money don go be that!

henry007:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmh

Orisirisi! I see you added the Liberace/Elton John cape of fire to your repertoire of fantasies! You go boy! Knock your self out! I am loving it! Could you please strip---let me see how hot you are down there?

Hi Henry! You are really turning me on! Lets go for a swim---what do you say!


_Dandaudu!

MoOdYLaDy:
LOL she does need a break from Nairaland , Nland can make some fail oh especially when addicted to the site
Am using a phone card oh but the phone kept saying With stop , don't even know what that mean

Thank God Nairaland did not exist when I was "studenting"!!!!   I for fail tire!  Thank you jisos!  How in the world do you maintain a retentive memory for heaven's sake with all the thrash that you see here? ----------  

Singing:---agartha moses



What shall A say unto the lord?------All I gatz to say is thank you lord---thank you lord-- thank you ma lord---all I gatz to say is thank you lord!

MoOdYLaDy:
And what happened to Acidrop tonight that girl always made my night with all are silly jokes

I miss her oh! But please I think it is a well deserved break--from her punchlines! Gosh! Or her mom got mad and took away her computer having failed one of her tests on account of Nairalanding!!!!

Nigeria and funky network! You using a land line or a card?

Back again!  Had lunch too and an opportunity to check out whazzzzzzzzzzzzup in the "VIP" lounge! nothing to do for the next 2 hrs.  There is something inherently wrong when you cannot eat your food in peace---in front of these oyinbo pipo! I really felt like romancing my "shaki" this night!!!! ---I had to swallow it without doing full justice to it so these rednecks will not think I am eating a piece of "beach towel"----- Moodylady you still up?

sorry folks---off to take a piss----bladder hurting!

Islander:
:DHail da Queen Babeelove, respect sistren. Well actually I took A&P in undergrad before, this particular one (of the Cranium and the neck) is ONLY for my special field, Thanks for the advise girl, don't worry I am really hitting these books darling,

I ginne night night now, I have to meet 2 new clients tomorrow and I need to impress oo, Nuff love Babeeeeeeee, but ah go com back tmorrow jes fo read yo chats g.al, Lard u ginne kill me ( but nah kill the people last chile oo, Mama has hopes fo me oo abeg )

@Aloib, all the best with your classes sha,

@Moody, call me now so I can wish my sweetie night night,

I hear you!  Instigator!  At your service always!  Knock em dead is ma motto! See you around! Another student in the house!!!!

MoOdYLaDy:
BABEELOVE don come!!!!!!!!!!!!yipeeeeeee
Am fine just finish watching CSI , lol i can't fail oh, school is my one and only priority right now  and I just signed on Nairaland releasing stress.
Am off tomm so just chilling for tonight , i can't stop listening to CBR even tho[b] some of her songs her depressing[/b]Have fun oh, don't sleep of during lectures sha , see ya later

A little depression is good for the soul so you can appreciate the happy times!  Only depressed when I am broke!  You and this your CSI---which one of them?  Maimi? New York? I have never watched any of them because they are so many CSI in the movie stop when I browse through the aisles.  After a whole evening with Forensic Science on Court TV--CSI is off limits!   Enjoy though---whatever "bloats your goat"!!!!

+osisi:
washing burnt pots especially after a good manicure with french tips.

For where!  Which nails!  Mgbeke like you! How the pot no go burn when you siddon for Nairaland dey gossip for village square!  Common Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppppppppp!!! Show us pictures if you dare!  Do you have "french tips" in the zoo Awobi!!!!!  Stop forming jo!---george wrapper and french tips do not mix baby---get out your mountain of fire cracker arse halter top and show us!  Bushito!

gorrilla nails with hairy knuckles!!!!

aloib:
ok, i'm off to class people!! mwah, no plans of wknd yet omoeko

bye lovers

Later sweeeerie!

I turn ma back to change the diapers of a 700lbs gorrilla and come back to see a living room full of insomniacs!!!!

Na wah for una oh!

Islander:
Babeelove, I bow, girl I tried paying attention in that A&P class tonight, but mon u dey pon me mind like fleas pon dogs.

I have not laughed this much before, well I did when I read all the crap one lionel ritchie has been posting when he never lost his virginity until he was pitied some "whining" by one old stinkass trailer thrash ho,

Anyway I ginne hit my bed, work tomorrow plus I have to lots of skulls to finish tonight,

@Aloib, wata gwarn g.al? BTW have u seen the 2 liars.? Wifeypenth and Snazzydawn,

@Moodylady, wey is u chike?

He he he he he he!  I am glad you are having fun!  Please do not fail oh!  A & P classes are the keys to  serious "shit" money anywhere in the world!

aloib:
i dey mehn, just reading that thread how to make your marriage spicy, lmao~!!!!!! see how u gave them, jesus!!! i was cracking up mehn,

It is good for "christians"  to see Jisos before he comes again!  I tried by best honey!  Can you imagine "okporoko" smelling chimpazee in "Secrets of Victoria" with some serious bushy pubis symphisis? Gard Almarrry Mound Zion!!!!!

Moodylady!!!  How goes it? Do not listen to to much of CBR or---make you no fail oh with Nairaland in between!

he he he he he he he! Wussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssup aloib! Hello Henry!

chiegemba:
@Babee; How body ? think i would surface in oct. again _{since u say na once a month i dey surface} .

@ my Droppy, Uche:how una dey_{where mr Benlay & Crazy go}

@ D house filled with Insos; How everybody dey in general?

We dey kampke!  Oba no dey go tranfer!   How now?  Dey for work--slow night oh!  I go go gossip small for another floor this night---jammed some homegirls in the parking lot as I was pulling in!  Long time!  Miss you oh but thanks for the "gals" in the hood keeping me awake here make oyinbo no fire me arse!----------You damn right girl----See you in October----------------happy halloweeeny---Don't dress up as a "hairy monkey" oh!!!!!!!

naija_diva:
u can't get any blacker than this except for the cha cha slide.

You gat that right!


Walk Away--------------------Clarkson!!!!!!!

somze:
Babeelove
You is craaaaaaaaazzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee

and me is loffing it.

You betcha sweet arse! How is you? Thanks for the loving--you know me can never get enough of it!!!!

Islander:
Babeelove, Girl u are the bomb!! I can't laugh anymore, anyway at work,but I will be checking in for you sha

Instigator---galactica! --No hairy bushmeat to kill today oh!

Uche2nna:
this thread has really undergone some drastic metamorphosis

True talk! Welcome to the world of Insomniacs!!!! Off to the "shit packing joint" Mee need another HUMVEE! -------too much over time to pass up!

Still Offtopics!------------------To my "nursing" shit packing job!  Just sealed the deal on my HUMVEE!---paid cassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh! It's been fun as usual!  See you elsehere fanssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!Peace the Hell out!!!!  See you guys at the "Flirting Zone" It is Soca time tonight!---------Boring Thread!

<sub>Here we go! Here we go-----BOOM!

Do that dance! Do that dance-----------------BOOM!</sub>

ELectric Slide----------------------Grandmaster Slice!

No better jo! Offpoints! Back to sleep!!!!! All these used Tampon-reusers!

"Brown Eyed Girl"-----------Van Morrison and The Bang Masters


_{Mee pet name from all my oyinbo boyfriends!  Gosh I love those white boys with blue eyes!}

davidylan:
What a pity! If these are the words of an older, married woman with kids then the world indeed is standing on its head.

Such a shame.

That is all you can say!  Now you dey shame!!!!   I say let's go ghetto!!!!-Where iz yo baby mamas?----------No power this morning, since all your back up support systems are not here?  Idiot!  Next time stay in the political section and mind your phocking business!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I have left it for you!  If you come here to pokenose---I will deal with you unfairly but squarely! Idiot!

Anyway---back to Topic! To spice it up--cheat like once every-2-3 months!


_{Bed and Breafast Gigolo---wey ya old oyinbo kitten?!!!!}

Now! Back to bed!  As you know I am a "nurse"----super shit packing insomniac-------Community college nurse or not!  I gat a job unlike you fools!  I will get your NIMs--nairaland instant mails later!  Idiots!

lateefah79:
@beebelove,haba u want kill them,abeg spare them small o.
anyway sha i dey gbadu u frm time to time,
i dey gbadu your post GaN,

Lady M:
na wa oh!!! is this hw to make a Marriage Spicy? d topic has totally changed.

please guys, abeg, life is sweet n simple, all this exchange of negative words does nt worthy it please, we shld make good use of our time more productive than all this fight ok, please

BUT MAKE UNA NO FORGET SAY THE THREAD NA ''HOW TO MAKE A MARRIAGE SPICY''.

Yes oh!!!!!!  My people! I wan nail them to the cross just a little! I was trying to demomstrate by example---with some Nairaland "houseboys" in the house how to make a marriage spicy before some gooooons begin curse them grand mama!!!  Begin preach morality for here!  WHO SEND   These old cargos when no gree marry or those when dey marry for old age too. 

I have heard you!  I will take it easy!  Yes! To make a marriage spicy---[/b]abeg make una cheat once a month!!!!!! Just warn them oh!  Next time it will be with some serious graphics to illustrate how lives can get miserable for some jobless Nairalanders!  I will yield to peace for now!


Cheat in your marriages and relationships I say!!!! No monkeys ---As expericence have shown above---houseboys and housegirls are the best---no one will suspect you but your children!!!!    Now please spice it up Get a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine looking house boy like "Ramsey Nouah"---not one with hypertensive dicky oh--and experience the real thrill of "mutilationa genitaliana"------------------[b]serious strong tins----solid as a rock!!!!!!
goooooooooooooood!!!!!   

_{Everywhere go jaga jaga and scatter scatter!!!!}

Goodnite y'allll!!! Don't forget to brush your teeth before you go to bed! It has been a pleasure as always!

@ Davidylan!!!!
Now this is your age mate davidylan!  Correct bobo with correct wife!!!  Last brother-25 years old like you claim to be!  See his wife---Love you Ejiro!!!! See normal boobs? Not those bathroom slippers that threaten to suffocate us all on Nairaland!!! With two kids ooooooooooooooooh!!! Fresh blood!!!!!  Not with wasted boobs used to slap around Nairaland like those size 48DD of TOH---bathroom slippers. 


+osisi own we will not even discuss---Egyptian mommy!!!! I am not even qualified to dicuss her "above powers"  Wasted your youth phocking around!  Now you are taking out your frustrations on others here!  Who send una message!  Baby killers!  Bring it on!!!!

Mr and Mrs Fellowship!!!  Keep fellowing till your balls fall off and get eaten by some woodpeckers!!!! Idiot!!!


_{Ma brother don follow me vex for that picture, so I go remove am---does not want to be compared to animals like davidylan!!}