₦airaland Forum

aloib:
mehn i slept off , lol, i'm off to class y'all see u in 2 hrs time, mwahh
omo eko i dey jare,
acid lol talk later

my sweetheart , say hi to bob for me,

abeg make una pray sey i no go doze for class,

i don zoommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

See this "Phillipino" student!  Student life---when una go come marry now?  Na wah oh!  And una dey for Nairaland.  How the book go come enter head na?

acidrop:
i know want bob, am just saying that as a roomate, i want my share of the profit now

I see! You will have to workirrrrrrrrrrout with aloib. My hand no dey for that kain arrangement oh!

acidrop:
haba, wetin God do 4 inside now, abi u no be child of God
i know now oooo, some monkeys fyn sef, some no dey try at all

God na my papa too so I fit call am as a like----you no know say God "fathered " many children besides those from "virgin" Maria?

acidrop:
i bowoo, worst of all nah d ones wey no dey try at all, which kind bad head thing be this one, the fyn ones no dey talk 2 me oooooooooooo,

@babelove, ok i will be supportive, but then hw una no go introduce me to the bob now, n nah hw much una dey collect as brideprice, because i need d money now

Bob is for aloib.  I will find you your own--you want Naija or "away" dude?  How uglies no go chase you around?  That is why you have to marry very early in life--if not "atutupoyoyos" full Nairaland and Naija!  You will soon join the group of "arangee" brides or Native "wife" for ab-o-road" group of company!---Yansh go begin pepper you well well even with the "holy ghose" visiting it every sunday! Come dey spread your "villageness" and hairy "Akpu" legs and chest with ya moustache---abi na 5 O'clock moondust shadow around Nairaland!!! he he he he he he!

druggie233:
lmfao don't you know nland are full of monkeys people

Abeg! I am having an excellent night---talk better!

druggie233:
Hello babeelove how are you doing have been laughing all day in class just because i reading your comments, people thought i was one mad woman

acidrop na wa 4 you, see how all theses wowo bobos dey chase u around nl

aloib where you dey na
Wrong thread mofo

Na real mofo! LOL!!!!

My sister, the tin no fear you?    I never knew that God fell out of the arse of one Nairaland member oh!

acidrop:
haba which dey bob own start, hw come i no know, oya start to dey yarn, aloibbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb wey she dey, meanwhile who be bob, talk

Please I am trying to hook her up, the least you can do is be "supportive"! Which kain roomate you be sef?

Yths4free:
Fellow Nigerians, we have listened to our promising President that he wants to rule Nigeria by the rule of law. That is very encouraging, and I want to use this forum to solicit the rule of law for over 500,000 Nigerian depositors, Investors and staff of Savannah Bank who for the past 5yrs have had no access to their entitlements,  The Matter of Savannah bank was last heard of publicly when it was broughty before the Supreme Court which due to mysterious (OBJ)circumstances have not had a hearing on the matter. Lets shout it out and defend are rights.

Welcome oh! One post Nairaland member.  I am happy this is the best place you chose--first and foremost to make your grand presentation.  As you can see, we are americans here and have no business reading about Nigeria on "free, highly subsidized websites!   As  far as we are concerned---Nigerian politics is a dead end--so seek your salvation else where! The political section is about 5 blocks away!  Lots of love from the Insomniacs!

acidrop:
u wan borrow? lol because i fit borrow am 2 u, all u need is wet it every day and it will retain its blone colour, lol

hwfa?

We dey oh!  Having a slow night---thanks for Nairaland and this Bob of a doctor I am trying to hook aloib with!   No oh!  I have enough hair length not to do wigs!---as aloib can testify---I get "afin" blood! 

_{Trying to see if a can show Bob aloib's pix.}

She has taken all the pictures away! Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmn! Sorry Bob!

Come oh!  aloib,---2 hrs is almost here--are you in some Philipinno Library using the only computer in the Librarian's office at the detriment of other students?  Wetin you dey study sef?   This doctor guy no need woman when no measure up oh!  Talk of the devil---the bobo don enter here---


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!  Will be right back! he he he he he he he!

_{Wish we had webcam features here!}

acidrop:
sup ya'll

Chi is not here oh! !!! How's your blond wig?

lauryn:
Fear no go let Uche fail, after d tuition wey I don pay or him head !

I hear you.  Please finish paying--quick oooooooooooooooooh, and hand him over ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!

_{MONKEY DEY WORK---BABOON DEY CHOP!!!!!!!!!}

aloib:
bwhahaha lmao!! test ke? hmmm babeelove so after testing, ull pass him doen to me, not fair o,

You are very special to me and I don't you to experience "defective" merchandise---or "bum" equipment at your young age! he he he he he he he!

Agbo2:
Dear all,
be wary of babelove, she's crazy, she's paranoic,
she's a plaque.
Be warned!

You again?  Have you cured your gonorrhea?   Please work on your spelling!  Can't enrol you in the spelling bee contest at this rate.---please go watch "Aquila the bee"!!!!!!!!!!!!

aloib:
hahahahaha, todllers ke?? abeg send the man over jo, when it comes to those feelings, age na number o, u dig?

I go show you im picture soon. At least he has a good job--fine house and good family structure. The main reason he is not married is that he cannot seem to find "the one"--he claims to have been married once in the past in his 20's before but no kids---so we need to check that area out before you jump in! I go test am for you no worry!

lauryn:
@ Uche
call me when You reach house, bikonu!

Hey Babeelove

We dey oh!  No let Uche fail oh!  You no say na student!  Easy with una "offline" romance oh!  Just leave some for us!  he he he he he he he!

aloib:
hahahahaha!!!! u seem to be aving real fun o, madam!!! wish i was there wid u, lol feel u on the naija watever!! so that stuff no dey commot their body, hiss

yeahh right, no worries ill soon graduate,
so who is your 1st catch tonyt

Instigator!!!!  You see why it is good to have some blood other than Nigerian in you?   One american doctor--born of Haiti parents I have ma eyes on tonight!  Used to be a pilot--so his flirting skills have no rival!---The man dey find wife.  Say make I find one like me for him.  I told him I did not have an unmarried sister.  Any time he sees me--he will ask about this wife thing!  This dude is like 36 years old.   He is cute oh!  Like 6 ft 3 inches tall---about 210lbs!!!!---Killer!!!! Lots of money!  You want am?   Need to see this man arse for im blue hospital scrubs!  Na die!!!!!   We don pinch am tire!

_{Oh Me forgets--you are into toddlers!}   Those Omarion things!

aloib:
nahh i meant the docs u going to be flirting wid, wow, what lucky parents, ship one donw to me also

Na the oyibos doctors of course!  Who go flirt with Nigerian doctors for heaven's sake?  You will find your name in city people sharp! sharp!  If I want real fun---na akata or oyinbo.  They know who to enjoy without preaching to thy kingdom come!---Like I want to know about all that!  Bullshit!  Naija na to eat jollof and listen to Nigerian music for "parking lot" so I have a taste of "home people" once in a while.  Thank God we no dey meet tonight---I feel american tonight---so no naija peeps around me!  Except for a few---most of the Naia docs are old and have severe "anti-people skills!-----Or should a say severe social impairment status----That village mentality for abroad! I do not dig those!   


My parents are crazy but grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreaat! Not to worry, will ship you one too!  But that is a project for next year! --One the condition that you graduate! --I do not like educatiionally challenged peoples oh!   No reward for "olodo" oh!

aloib:
hahahaha, u go girl!!!! who r u buying the car for? oyibo docs?

The first and everlasting loves of my life-----my parents! Oyinbo doctors no need money now! You should see them! Na them supposed to buy for me naaaaaaaaaaaa! Anyway, I settle for trips to Las Vegas and Daytona Beach instead. he he he he he he he he!

aloib:
my arse dey mehn, just got back from class, ave another one in 2 hrs timne, hows work going for u and how was your day

My day was beautiful---went car shopping--Trying to see if I can ship one to Naija in December. Me likes the Infinity SUV!!!! ---Just have to wait for end of year close out sales to get a real deal--just shopping right now. Work is fine. Have a light load today---free for the next 2 hours. I will hunt down some doctors and flirt with them tonight in the "call" room!

aloib:
hey peoplessssssssssssssssssss

Now there are some fun people in Nairalandyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! I dealt with sour "puss---" all day today. How iz you arse?

acidrop:
guez hoz bak, bak again, acid's bak, tell a freak who cares because i no say una no care about me, xcept for chi ofcourse

sup chi, waddup

A see you are still suffering from the "blondy" moment thingy!  When your "Chi" was not here to entertain you last night, we did not hear your mouth oh!  Now this same "Chi" who is so "inconsistent" as an insomniac shows up once a month and you all agog!   I see!  You know I am not the jealous type where males or females  are concerned.  There is too much love in this world to get bogged down on one I guess!  Please spread it around---I too get bored easily with the same cigarette butts!---chewed up and torrrrrrrrrrrrrrrup from floorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrup!

My dear!  How wuz ya day or should a say--how iz ya night coming along?  Wey our fun "roomies"?


Uche how body?  How school?  You scarce these days oh!  That's m"arhty fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!!  Just no flunk out that's all because of Nairaland!

Now the real insomniacs are here! Well Hello MTO-T-T-Os!!!!!!

Siena:
Militia, what[i] are [/i] you doing up at this hour? I thought I was the insane one with insomnia!

Unlike most darling---I do have a fun full time job that makes me lotssssssssssssss of "shit" money!---It is only 6pm here and I am working 16 killing hours tonigt. I work at night honey! So I can have a beauty sleep and "shag" in the day time! You need to recommend it for some people here oh! Despite being "happily" married and "religiously" fulfilled, it is obvious that some'un is still seriously lacking and hence the manifestations of some serious "Psycho-Somatic" illnesses---Bipolar disorder for one or Manic-depressive as a secondary or sub ailment! Even you should be jealous!

_{I am a creature of the night!!!!!---hunting for some good loving!}

grafikdon:
Militia Milli Da Milli, I think you're are mixing me up with somebody else . I am not familiar with the poster because this is the first time I came across that name on this forum. . . don't see the poster insulting you on the thread. . . perhaps whatever it was he said to you was deleted. . . I have no idea. I am very positive I have never attacked you nor anyone on this forum for that matter (except Mohadana/Dimka/Okoroamadi/Pilas, ABA4Lyfe and Chichi88 and I did not even attack them. . . I merely asked them to shut it 'cause their tribal tirade was getting too ugly). If you think my reply to you was an ''Attack/insult", you got it all wrong. I merely thought your outburst was unnecessary.

If you had a beef with the poster on another thread, you shoulda said so instead of accusing me of 'ganging up and insulting' you.

Now good!  Next time do not jump into something you know nothing of!   Go back and read his posts  okay!   Unlike most---I may have occupationally harzardous insomnia---but not retarded in the least.  I have an excellent memory!  I did not think you were insulting me ooooooooooooh. Just wanted to set the records straight!
The beef is obvious when I said that he should "stay the heck out of ma way"!!!!  Well, now we are straight!  Nothing spoil.

_{I don't "bitch" with guys! Unless they have a "P***Y" between their legs-and boy you have quite a few of them here!}

ThiefOfHearts:
babelove, I was merely quoting your words. "as for me I can't look at one dickie all my life, I do my thing and he does his. I learned from my parents", so what exactly is one supposed to take that to mean? Perhaps you'd like to enlighten me. I'm not good at reading pidgin either so maybe I got it twisted but that's what it seemed like you were saying

Unless I and osisi got it all wrong

Thank you ladies---it has been nice---i gat some guys around the corner who need some real loving!   I really am a  guy's lady as you can see.  Ladies do not turn me on at all---especially fake religious ones according to Mohadana/dimka/okoroamadi/kelon/pilas.   Stay here and "phock" yourselves with your bibles in between your thighs!   God bless your holy slimy arses! I hope you shout Holy Ghost!  Fire!!!!!!--and get electrocuted when you "climax"   Have a wonderful day!   I beg I dey work---jobless, poor, hungry people!


God! God! God! God! God! God! God! God! God! God! God! God! God! God!  Because na from your yansh God fall comot!  Rubbish!  A beg go die!

Look at these jokers!  Men never intimidate me---e come be some local native girls inside the jungle of Nairaland---when dey still use thread plait hair  I dey laff!     Una dey krase!  Please go phock yourselves in the arses!!!  Bushmeats! Village/abroad---mail order brides!

Siena:
Ah, but like an automobile with big, wide tyres, my size 13's give me better stability round corners!

Can lift heavier loads too, without tipping forward! ^{*Think of a forklift truck*}

Ouch!!!!! Mad man! Like I said---loaded with options---sounds good! We just have to workirrrrrout!

+osisi:
gossip is not it.
I'm quoting you and your words infront of you.

why would anyone speak of their parents in such derogatory ways.
Most people don't joke with such things.

You have said in many threads how you sleep around
It is not a joke any longer.
And stop playing with God's name.
It's not funny either.

Please!  Just relax okay!  No fight na! They are my parents and not yours!  It is my business and not yours!  What's your beef?   Are you having a bad day?---- ---possibly extremely hormonal!!!  Please take a break from Nairaland oh!  Or just hang out in the culture section or religious section only--Too bad you think everything is a "bible" story oh!  If you are so offended you need not log on you know!  Na only your mouth God fit comot from inside abi?   Please have a nice day!  Frankly you are boring today!  Goodluck and best wishes in life----It has been nice knowing you on Nairaland!

_{By the way!  Stay away from village gossips!  Won't do you any good in life}

doyin13:
like I stated earlier

I am prepared to be stay at home dad.

Modern geezer l'omo

That'a right! Please let me know when you are accepting applications plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

@+osisi
Look here woman!  The holy ghost has no business in ma bedroom okay!  Unless of course the man wants to end my life---then I will glady call for it!  As for all that submitting to the man shit---you have you own appeal definitely--to "okongwus"---village elders!!!! How do you think the holy ghost will react seeing you in all your "secrets of Victoria"?  Even Fredericks of Hollywood go tear race!  ha ha ha ha ha ha!  My friend give to caesar what is caesars and to God what is God's!!!

ThiefOfHearts:
Lmao are you new to Nairaland, soul?? of course she is.


But osisi, both her(babelove) AND her husband sleep around and they know about it so doesnt that make it better? Rofl

maybe they're swingers.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm! That is what you think!  Sleep around ke? I see---Come to my house and see for yourself!  Till then all you can do is wonder! he he he he he he he!  Sleep around!!! I dey laff! At least you do not see me giving private YIMs about here do you?  We know who the sleeperarounders are----chronic polygamists----leave that thing!!!!

+osisi:
not just their own now,they have kids who may end up married to your kids or nieces and nephews with this sick ideology.

I know she'll come back to attack me but I don't care.

How can someone be proud to announce to the world that she had so many "aunties" and "uncles" growing up and lost count like it's some big achievement.

And then she's replicating the whole illness and thinks it's fun.

And to think that she's a pharmacist is even scary.

I was joking around with her until I found out it wasn't all humor,the girl is whack.
A married woman sleeping around and thinks it's all a joke


Out of the hearts abundance,the mouth speaks.

Hey lighten up!  It is only if you are gullible that you will take every thing you see and hear as gospel!  Please we are all alive.  We will know who sleeps around and who does not when we get to "the promised" land!   In the meantime just relaxxxxxxxxxxxxx and have fun!  Life is too short to spend preaching about what you have no control over and judging and preaching!  You do not even know me--that is why I get a kick out of your seriousness.  You think I have problems?  he he he he he he!  Far from it.  People like you who chose to cater to gossip is who I like to feed stories to!  Enjoy +osisi--- I say enjoy!   Na wa for you oh!!!! Everything na serious matter!   I really fear for you! ---Why do you like to drink panadol for other peoples' headache?  Please make Niaraland fun not a "jihad"!!!!!  I do not attack people---I nail them to the cross!!!!

Siena:
Sorry sis, had a client turn up, and he wouldn't stop talking!

And I run faster! With my[b] size 13 feet[/b], I could practically run up the side of a building!

how far can an almighty size 13 triple wide load run for heaven's sakes?---hmmmmmmmmm! there is a lot you can do with a size pair of "feet" oh! But too much meat to run fast!   Even if you are Shaquille O'neal?   Look- a- Hia!

_{Aint no mountain high enough!---aint no river wide enough to keep me from youuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!}

grafikdon:
Militia, the guy said he was sick and it could be anything from pneomania to bronchitis, your 'spreading disease' tirade was totally uncalled for. . . or perhaps you know a lot more about the guy on a personal level, no?

he he he he he he he he he he!   I see!  Where were you when he was vomitting his own personal tirade?   You Nairalanders never seize to amaze my "humble" self.----you and your gang mentality---I may be silent when you attack me, but don't think I have be any means forgotten.  I just wait for the right time to give it back to you served cold and damp!  So Mr. grafikdon--anything else?

Siena:
Hehe! You want to bet? I[b] have a great capacity to resist[/b], my dear Militia!

You only make me wanna chase harder! ---I like those "hard" to get types! You go Romeo! Go hide! I shall definitely seek ye forth!

Theething children!!!!!

_{Sick children who have to get "shots"-----just kill me oooooooooooooooh!!!!!}

Solar "ray" power!!!!!

Stop faking! Show us the real deal!