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Uche2nna:
Ok lovey


And easy on them boys. Dont want u to send one to an early grave with your "arse-ssets"

Uche darling---this is no fun anymore!  We fit see later for another life oh!!!  These juveniles are getting on ma last nerve---so I will do the honourable thing by banning myself.  It has been a pleasure love!!! Take care!!! No be me and 18 year olds go dey yarn for this website!!!  Goodluck Insomniacs.  It has been a sheeeeeeeeeeeeeer pleasure!!!

Rubbish!!!! Like say person no get work!!!!!

_{Think you are the only one that can ban? Sit here with your dry arses!!! Useless idiots!!! Make una go to hell!!!!}

cute-ass:
@ BABEELOVE

What a childish discussion we're having, i and you.

Your personality?? lmcao . . did you say you were the grown up here?? I find it very difficult to believe, Cos your numerous posts prove otherwise. But hey, we all have different definitions to different words in our own dictionaries(minds) and "grown-up" might as well be one of those words.

If your personality was so topps as you claim, why the need of a break-up and consideration of come-back in the first place?? If he was so good in bed, why did you let him go at the first instance??

Girl be reaslistic, while at it, jump down your high horse, won't do you any specific good!

When i said outside the bed, i meant some people being seperated in terms of circumstances . . secondly, a guy hurting you doesnt necessarily have to mean he cheated . . and take my words for what they seem when i say i'm not in the category of those who
"let the genetic markings of the masculine gender still baffle them" as you put it . . my dignity and self-esteem comes first, but you wouldn't know what that means, would you now?

The barking dog doesn't always bite  . . so easy to say you won't take him back, but are you sure you really will not take him back?? I don't live with you, remember!

Now be so kind to keep your "grown-up" thoughts of what life is all about to yourself, i for one be assured am not interested Ha det så lenge.

I blame you!  Please go and talk to Henry007-------------I have had it with you guys!!!!  I ban myself!!!!!!!!!!!!! God forbid!!!!!!!!!!  People when never finish school cert!!!!

lukmond:
[s]hnmmm,i tire ooo,this militant babeelove sef.i wonder when seun will do us all a favour and ban her again for good.MILITIA=BABEELOVE aka NUISANCE.[/s]

Ban now! You think say a go come back Ever since I encountered that 18 year old last night-----------I think I will be too happy to be banned!!! I really truly hate this website!!!!!!! See all the people that have left? Please ban me! I think I have had it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rubbish!!!! Who wants to dialogue with juvelines. Look here, you guys have outlived your usefullness in my life. So please make ma day!!!! Stupic people!!!!

Uche2nna:
Hahahahaha.

Dont let me catch that boy for trying to mess with my wifey


Off to school but i still gat three hrs before that

How was the shit packing today?

Oh pleeasssssssssssssssse!!! The boy was not even what I would have looked at it  I was 12 years old-- Abeg lets talk better!  Shit packing was gooooooooooooooood today---I was not in the firing zone---meaning "charge" position or "supervisory" mess.  I was the errand lady today.  Well off home now---will check up on you later---got about 30 minutes to drive while eating breakfast in the car--so a gatz to head to the cafeteria first!!!!!!!!!

Real Hilton/Taj Mahal quality breakfast!   I will eat for both of us---------Catch you later love!!!!

Uche2nna:
LMAO

Well, if it is 18, then it aint child abuse, abi

Anyway, been waiting for u here for ages. So wats good? You @ work?

You should have seen him---you would have been sooooooooooooo jealous!!! What a hunk of flesh!!!

_{Still pissed!!!}


Yeah @ work, heading home now---just talked to the relief "poopy" can.


How now?  Off to school?---I gat about a few minutes to kill!!!!

Goo morrrrrrrrrrrrrin' love!  How are you.  Missed ya terribly last night!  Had to make do with an 18 year old! Off to do ma last "drops" for the shift----------will be back soonest!!!!!!!!!!

luvlawyer:
na wah for uooo
so your taylor nor fit chop from another person,

abeg forget the governor side[b] i nor dey do big belle [/b]
i like it flat! with six lines!

Siddon for thia!!!  Just siddon on top--them dey quick sleep!!!!   You check will be very fat---in hard currency!!!!

Lai lai---how a go give you ma tailor---you no know say na "runs" taylor?

$$Rhino:
BABEELOVE, u sure want to disvirgin the brother's eyes oh

Sorry------I don't do virgins!!! Too much explanations to the deaf and dumb!!!!!  Do not know sign language!!!   I prefer a well cooked "hot dog"-------no drippings oh!!! Lots of relish, mustard, ketcup, jalopeno peppers attached to a nice set of buns!!!!!


Yummy!!!!  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

luvlawyer:
yeye u dey naija, who dey ask you wether you dey here i nor ask you that one
] ooo abeg which country u dey, and send that your taylor address make
i give am contract joor, i nor dey playoooo

I see okay----------Na[b] Sura the Taylor [/b] for Lagos----------Ajegunle to be specific!   A beg which governor you wan visit oh for Naija oh?  I beg stay away from one of the South South/Eastern ones oh!!! One of them na my "Sweetie-daddy" oh!!!!

jkpretty:
Omo eko--------------- now Druggiee

Babeeelove

Henry007

OOOh my God, waking up this morning only to see all these on my thread, could u please make another thread for your discussions.

Thanks for droping by.

You are welcome!  You think we do not have other things to dicuss than your dry threads?  Look, sweetheart--there is a difference between---day Nairalanders and night Nairaland users.  If you have not figured that out by now---then see a shrink!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Now go back to you boring thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You are in luck--Nairaland is awake---we would have thrashed it properly and you would have woken up to a "closed topic"!!!!!!!!!!!!  Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@topic

_{how desperately Hot are you?}

Because the guy already figured you out so he can call you anytime to deliver the "goodies"!!!

fatty27:
I beg to disagree. Mellow want a fling with you. Prof want you to calm down your temper. It seem both of you are familiar. You can sort it out where he hangs out. By the way, you both said same thing. Except that you add a controversial RANSEH NOUAH dimention to it.
Mellow on his path just want to help you fill the vacuum.

I do not have any problem with "possibilities"---- I say I am sticking to my "Ramsey Nouah" driver look-alike option to tame the "wandering prick"!!!! Make my own wander small too--even with the 4 month old baby!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  OMG!!!!  hmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!   Na wah oh!!!!!

MILITIA:
Yes oh! @ diamondd!

Make you work hard oh! Don't depend on these "yahoo" lovers here! Ain't no man going to give ya shit! Instead they will take yours to give another babe--even with the "smelling" mouth!

Somethings never change!!!!

_{Cracking myself up my cracks!!!!!}

olanajim:
Babelove,
Did I really use my "metaphysical rap" on you? Did I really get any?

You just hit at people like you hit your keyboard. Be careful lest you have to be changing the keyboard every weeks.

Can you tell your hubby to chat me?

The "husband" is already chatting with you--it is just that you do not know it!   He probably is too busy with the[b] 4 cardinal points of Nairaland[/b]-----iice, Mukina2, Hot Angel and Sharn06---he left out Ajadrage for "obvious" reasons. Are you suggesting that I am taking out my frustrations on my keyboard   Yes oh---your metaphysical "raps" did a[b] double take [/b] on me--a ain't lying, a ain't lying!!!!

fatty27:
How could anybody gag you? I hope you are not refering to your dear prof. He was only asking you to be gentle with the girl. Maybe another person, I suppose.

I have heard oh!!! Yes! Proff and Mellow initiated the "gag order"!!!! So I have to respect that----

mekoyo:
I didnt know she already ahs three kids. But that does not give her the visaz to go and start sleeping around. 

@bebeelove

O girl you dey harsh o. You mean if you were her you would , ;Duhm

Relax now-----I  did not say anything again oh.  What can I do to appease you guys   Make I delete the posts

If it were me--I already said what I would do---I am sticking to my "Ramsey Nouah" story!!!!

I am here oh!  Serious gag order oh!!!  Can't you hear Mellow "Romeo" Yellow talking.  I have to show my feminine "Trust and Obey side" naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

druggie233:
@Ba beelove

Haba you have finished this boy oh , i bet his changing that user name soon

Btw, where is Oreofemi's self , haven't seen her around for a while now

Yes, he should change his user name---the bobo wan climb mountain when big pass am with im fingernails. As for that Oreofemi of a character---You can smell her arse from Siberia--she has a distinctive mark of "ignorance"---I think she is under cover or her parents have exercised strict parental control features on her computer--blocking out Nairaland and the environs-----------Kai-------I can never forget that girl. Hmmmmmmmmmm.  The saddest part was that Nairalanders were encouraging her to make an arse of herself.  I take delight in making an arse of myself because-----I have fulfilled all "righteousness" and I pay ma own freaking bills!!!!


Goshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!


But these children--think they can come out here and "belong" when they have homework to do  Impossible.  If I catch anyone here, I will shoot him or her down like I would do my own kids---------Rubbish!!!!!

mellow:
@ Bebeelove

As you can see it is not only the Husband that needs a pacifier

even this particular lady does need something that can make her

forget her predicament.

Just be kind and polite to her and remember what goes around

comes around.

@ olanajim

What do you want from me? Is Babeelove complaining? Am I complaing?
I am achieving my maimum results with the mirror I bought form you so don't
you black and white me. All I[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color] am saying is that I do really care about her.

Okay! what type of pacifier do you prefer--above the waist or below the waist Don't mind Olanajim jare--he is just being a busy body as usual. He wishes he were in your shoes to receive this almighty pacifier!!!

As for being kind, I have left the poster and her problems oh! I am kind and sympathetic.

charlione:
Interesting, this lady is a housewife with three kids. i can just imagine how she looks now.i have a feeling it is nothing like she used to look. i agree with babeeluv to an extent. the lady should concentrate on taking care of herself and eventually he will notice. i can assure her of that.


Surely he saw some positives in her before he married her. i think that instead of crying she should[b] reflect on those days they were courting and what really used to please this guy. could be that she's the one who has changed.[/b]

There is something his ex knows about this guy's needs that she may not know. she should try talking to him more. communication helps.

As you can see, I am under a gag order not to comment on this matter any further--so I will have to agree with you without making a sound. Thanks for being so "kind" and "sypathetic"!!! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

druggie233:
Lmafo you are so silly
yes oh NLand is quiet getting every day now

Nothing oh was just having watching that silly boy called henry showing his stupidity

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?  That Oreofemi's boyfriend   OMG-----am I mad now or what  This multiple username mess is not funny anymore.  No wonder he sounded so retarded!!!!!!!!  Having the effrontry to engage me in a conversation---like I look like Michael Jackson or Mary Kay Latorneou---or what ever her last name is------the one that was banging her student---Villy "Sillyboy" Fillao Kai!!!!


Adanna "BABEELOVE" don suffer oh! Chei!!!  Please Listen up guys---sometimes putting up a profile pix can be detrimental to your Nairaland "romantic" health!!!  Please put your daddy's or grand-daddy's pix instead.  Some of us do not mess with noodle-liscious jaundiced pricks!!!!  Bullshit!!!!   You have to be well cooked and lots of "chefs" must have certified to your tastiness---no virgins please------have no use for those!!! --------This is the "grand canyon" so look for your sizes!!!!


Ooops!!!! Late for round #3---back in an hour!!!

aloib:
lol, she mentioned she was omo eko now,

wassup girls

I must have missed it!!! Glad to have her back oh!!! This Nairaland is becoming quite a borehole!!!!

druggie233:
Well seun banned the 2nd user name i open which was Eko lomo _{Reason: You should try to be more discreet next time you register a new account}, because i cussed that TOH out oh and this is my boyfriend addy jare , just lazy to opening another acct, too much wahala .

Ah-ah!!! I saw it ke?---did I have a good laff at that exchange or what? You go girl!!! Knock em dead and may you keep reincarnating!!! But easy sha oh--thread carefully! You know we have[b] a large polygamous [/b] set up here on Nairaland? he he he he he he he!!!! Now we know the movers and the shakers---abeg don't fall for the trap again oh!

druggie233:
Well i really don't know oh , but that stupid seun banned me jare

kpeleeeeeeeeeeee oh!  Na wah oh!  See my favorite political section has failed all resuscitative measures and remains on life support.   Now I am stuck with the likes of this "Henry007" of a fellow.  How he got over 500 posts is beyond ma comprehension.--------- Ah-ah!!!!  This banning thing is not funny anymore!  Well, welcome back.  Use another name now---this guy thing is misleading.

henry007:
my eyeballs r so swollen that i can't even think staight

@Henry007

Please take away that picture from your profile and put "baba Suwe" instead---I will feel more romantically inclined to "shart" with you----but for now---move!!!!  Kai---------Feel like I am talking to one of ma sons!!!!!    No address me again oh!!!! Go and find another "Pediphilic" mama to baby you.  Rubbish!!!!! Ah-ah!!!!! What is this world turning to? 18 year olds in pre-ponographic frames of mind!!!!!!!!!!!! I am not that desperate, I say mooooooooooooove it!!!!!

druggie233:
Wetin i do , henry is telling me about his naked pic

well this guy too was fully naked too

How come it is only aloib that knows you?  Na wa for una oh----Nairaland masquerades!!!!

aloib-------am crazy abi?  See this henry of a boy on Nairaland looking for sugar mummies oh!


Chai-----------Nigeria is finished!!!!  How does Seun allow all these minors to operate on Nairaland---is what I cannot understand.  Imagine? ------------


Henry------------you even have a "tatoo"?  You are an instant "turn off" from me and with all the dudes on Nairaland.  You have really killed my joy of loving Nairaland dudes by showing your semi-albinoid face on Nairaland. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat


In the first place-----you look too sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet for my cereal.  Then you are jaundiced looking--------nairaland knows I hate them "jaundiced looking balls"----------so please do ya self a favor and get off the website before folks like "dasilver" or his kind gets a hold of your leaking, perforated arse!!!!

NaJa HaJe:
@BABEELOVE

you asking me?

Please noooooooooooo!  I was asking this "Floxy babe"!!!

iice:
Na i don't think so. . .this one is more composed

icee!  I beg--------in the name of the Lord---------I am at work!  Please take it easy so these peeps here do not think I have been bitten by a rabbid dog! You know that Oreofemi of a babe----------he he he he he he he he he!

You are a real grandma Nairaland!  That babe ehhhhhhhhhhhh?  I will never forget.  Kai!!!!   Sillyboy's girlfriend!------That was my welcome gift from Nairaland.  So confused. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?   Please if you think this "Floxy Babe" is more composed--I definitely do not think so!

Interesting!

Errrrrrrrrrrrrm? Henry are you a student?

What is going on here?

Omo Eko?-----

What do you do besides posing semi-nude on Nairaland?


Ooooooops! Late for round #2----back in an hour!!!!!!!!!!

I see! How old are you Henry? You look younger than 18.

What is wrong with all these people?   When you all grow up--if you ever do---you will understand!!!

jkpretty:
Babeelove

well, i believe they always come with these i'm sorry, when they'v tested d waters & realise u are still the best thing that ever happened to them. No going back we could be friends though.

_{What is thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?}


Quote From Cute-ass

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Re: For What Reason Will You Take Back your Ex?
« #2 on: Yesterday at 01:58:07 PM » 

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Quote from: BABEELOVE on Yesterday at 01:51:45 PM

Only if he was good in bed!!! I will always take him back without conditions!!!


_{Re-dialllllllingggggggggggggggggggg!!!}

So if he cheated on you, treated you like dirt and walked over you, you'll take him back for the mere fact that he's good in bed?? Unbelieveable!!

Walk over who?---do a look like someone whom someone can walk over?  ------my personality is tooooooooo strong for that.  Besides, I do not pick such dudes please--and such dudes know better to stay away!!! Growing up with five guys in my house and some "change"(uncountable male cousins)--made me climb enough trees not to let even the Jaguar walk over me!  Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat I have always had a father you know! My father did not raise wimpy children---male or female!!!! 8)


_{I say re-diaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!!!!}


@ topic
If we broke up for reasons beyond our control in sad circumstance of us not being able to help it . . and we happen to find our way back to each other, thats a winner-case or if i have the intintive feeling that he's sorry for what he did, i might offer him a second chance but definitely not just because he's good in bed . . what happens out of bed is very consequential!!



_{[b]I say what is thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?} 


My dear--you cannot out cheat a cheater oh! ---have those numbers in ya address book oh!  I tell you life will be a whole lot easier when the "cheater" attempts to "outcheat ya"!!!

I see you are still in the phase of life that the genetic markings of the masculine gender still baffle you.  Take heart! --you will be wiser with age---------------- like a fine wine!!!!   Una go tireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

mellow:
@Babeelove

i just want you to know that we all have our strenghts and weaknesses.

This may be hers so bear with her.[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]
incidentally I am thinking about you.

Mellow yellow!!! I knooooooooooooow.  Just let me know how a can ease the "pain"---in the bulge!!!

As you can see the poster is in pain toooooooooooo! Can you help her out?

laudate:
The lady is going through emotional turmoil right now. What is known in plain language as heartbreak. It will take her time, and lots of prayers to get through it, as well as caring and wise counsel from her family and friends. Have her family members tried to talk to this man?

To the original poster: Let her cry out her pain. There is no point in keeping it all in. Then let her talk, and get it out of her system. Talking is a form of therapy.

Then ensure she talks to her husband, letting him see how his attitude and friendship with this other woman, is hurting her. She needs to do so, even if it leads to a confontation. She has to let it all out. She should select her words with care, and make him see exactly how his actions are affecting her. If he refuses to listen, can she talk to some of her own tough friends, who would be in a better position to warn that other babe off her man?

Finally, let her work on herself. Encourage her to get a job, as a change of scene and a break from routine activity, will do her good. Let her confide in trust-worthy friends who will console her, and take her out to lunch, gyms and the mall, to get her mind off her misery. And on a last note, let her begin the long, slow process of untying her soul and detaching her emotions from the man. She needs to get to a stage, where no matter what the guy does, it will no longer hurt her. She has to do it all by herself. No one can help her to get to that stage. It starts with her working on her self-esteem, and putting her energy into something else, other than loving him.


It is sad that her husband is still tied to the apron strings of his ex-wife. Obviously, he is a weak, immature, thoughtless individual. She needs to be strong to deal with the emotional affection she still has for him, which causes her to get upset, anytime she hears him talking to this other woman. She has to become indifferent to his antics. That is the only way for her to maintain her sanity.

If none of this works, let her try all those fire-fire prayers. e.g "any strange woman coming betwen me & my husband. . .what are you waiting for??"

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! Dr. Love!!!! I need to make an appointment with you oh. But my problem is of a "different" nature.

luvlawyer:
oya babeelove why you commot that regae pic, lol
abeg send me your taylor number kia kia

Girleeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Don't try it oh!!!! You are too young to wear------total body-hug fishnets!!!! Stay tuned for the bikini--swimsuit edition--just have to clean them up a lirrrrrrrrrrrle. The "husband" flipped his lid when he saw that one in particular---so a decided to put one with a responsible "married" woman's picture instead!!! He sure did not find it funny arrrrrrrralllll!!!. He even refused to take his "pacifier" when he saw that one. He is still throwing tantrums----