₦airaland Forum

somze:
hhmm . . .
is this the babeelove that olanijim and mellow told me much about
Will monitor her developments for a short while
hhmm . . .

I see! You are welcome oh!

Na games section this thread come enter? Chai!!!!

Siena:
Crazy girl!

You are so soooooooooooooooooooooooo looking for ma trouble Siena! Take that picture down oh!!!!

I am still comng to London! Whether you like it or not! Nonsense!!!!

fatty27:
I can't believe you are saying this Babeelove. Could you really be lacing your words with sarcasm? He read him somewhere saying that both of you share a secret to his mysterous mirror. Can you tell us the secret? It is evident from your words that you guys are similar in many ways but one.

Never! I say the use your tongue to count ya teeth!!! You are entitled to your interpretations Nairalander!!!!

I dey go mix jollof rice! Will be back soonest!!!

aloib:
hahahaha, u don kolo, ok wer r the guys, doyin ,

Eh-hen! Now you are talking! The bobo is taking a break from Nairaland jo! I am sure he will be back. Don't worry! Have you gone to the music section to see the kind of music the bobo like to play! You cannot go wrong with that one oh! You like that one eh? I am sure you gatz your ways--you go girl! Catch am!!!!

aloib:
lol, i never see any, most of them r[b] old [/b] sha, u knw, ,

Okay! Siddon for there! When you grow old---come back to Nairaland. Let those "afins' be smooching you over there in "Phillip" land! When you get ripe enough--come back to Nairaland to be "plucked"!!!!!

Na wah for thiz small girls oh! Ah-ah!

aloib:
hahahaha, u sure there r hot guys here , not seen any sha
maybe i avent seen them sha

Where is your faith on this sunday morning aloib?   Look harder---I say look harder!  Harder and faster!!!  Harder and faster!!!

As much time as you spend here?  You mean no one has made you change your "stayfree" or should I say cata---catapult ya tampon ourrra your arse? Girleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!  I say harder, faster!  With all those your posts?  I had a few clues when I reached my post #5 im my first life!!!!   Harder, faster I say!!!!

aloib:
babelove , which one be ashewo again

Just using the most frequently used word in Nigeria!  You dare not accidently splash water on a hungry Nigerian citizen with your car oh!  The first thing you will hear from im mouth is A-S-H-E-W-O!!!! If you piss off and Okada rider na----------- A-S-H-E-W-O!!!  Everything na ashewo, ashewo now  he he he he he he he he!  A-S-H-E-W-O!!!!!!  Na sunday praise worhip now!!!! A-S-H-E-W-O!!!!!! Gosh! Got to love them! A-S-H-E-W-O!!!!! Kai!!!!!

_{laffing ma self to tears!!!}

Agbo2:
@ orobo
Its usually great fun when u guys are dating i mean when its boyfriend/girlfriend thing
in case uve never thought about it,
tak a look ahead thats if u intend to marry this babe,
how do u intend to retain your place in the home?
u rightly mentioned that whatever she says u suld do u must do,
how long do u wana continue with that?
but it's ok if u really think u can live with that sha
Best of luck.

See im mouth! Oh STFU!!!!!

aloib:
lol, i'm half jo, lol. black guys, culd settle for whites also, asians, ewww, my mama no like them, so i no fit like them, eww

OMG!!!! aloib!!!! You are in the right place then. So you do not see anyone you "feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel" for here? They are too many oh! I feel like I a kid in a candy store sometimes. You do not need profiles sometimes when you are "cybering" here. One word typed and you can figure them out instantly. I say this place gat some "hotties' in pants! May God help us all! Ammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeen! Thank God it is not in real life! J-I-S-O-S!!!! Kai!!!!!

aloib:
hahaha at acids list
babelove, my mums not naija, dads naija, i can't date chinko guys abeg////ewwwww

Then why in the world are you claiming "Phillip"---Na for 3rd world country them born you?   Chincos na no go area abeg ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh---2 inch jelly fish liquefied dickies!!!!! So wetin be your type abi you be "Lebanese"?

acidrop:
ok i will rearrange those list

i[b] never c siena so i can't say[/b]

doyin's got yummy abbs, but datz about it

uche hmmmm, the guy dey bully me jare

kobe, babe are u serious, that one nah my sugardaddy ooo, am not sure he get am 4 looks

debosky, have cn just one pic with a stunnaz, i liked the stunnaz more than the person wearing it, no vex ooo, na just acidrop style


ola that guy is into his education mehnnn, u falling 4 a geek?

moondust is cool, but i wish he was younger
the following 3 i never hear before

9ja4eva, where is that guy, its been a while n yeah there is no other guy like him, character wise, he is sooooooooo cool, but he is too organised n soft for my liking jare

to introduce one, jayvin01, ok that guy is one hot fella, looks like chris brown go chek out his profile

Okay!  I will check out the "jaybird" you talked about! I do not like dudes that are too young oh!!!  I do not like too much explanation on how and where to "stick" things!

You go borrow me that your sugar daddy---K0be--- for about one night oh--plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

You no dey waka---so you do not know who the real dudes are!

In fact too many!  That Mellow Yellow is another one!--updating ma list!

Olanajim---ah-ah!  The guy has his own appeal!  I like "dickies" of all flavors---wharra heck are you talkin' about?---The guy na something else oh!  You have to de-code him!  But he has a lot to offer---real "suyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyya"!!!!

Yes! I like guys that can express themselves. That 9ja4eva of a fellow only says one or two words but--I think he is shy or a virgin. In as much as I do not dig virgins---I will make an exception to him---he will be fun to "teach" a thing or two! The guy na wah oh! That "mountain of fire" guy! I am sure he will really be a "mountain of fire"!!! he he he he he he!!!

Happy Sunday Y'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!!!

Andy Griffith's---------------- "Precious Memories"---------33 Timeless Hymns!!!!



_{Me feels like country today!!!}

aloib:
they r cute o, not my type sha

lol, babelove i'm filipino

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Wetin you dey do for here? Oh? Not your type eh? So which be your type?----You mama na Naija?

aloib:
lol babeelove is crazy, see how she wan take style see acids pic

I looked oh!  The babe's got it going up and down oh!  This girl has something to work with here oh!  Oh baby!  Na wa for you oh!   This one has sure done some "stuff"!!!

aloib:
philippines baby

What the heck are you doing there?

acidrop:
wow, they got hot guys over there

Why do you think she sleeps on Nairaland?

acidrop:
hahahahah, babe i dey feel your delima with nl boiz. so which one come qualify now

The ones I will like to get  my hands on are as follows! You ask me oh!  So I will tell you! In no particular order.  Who a fit catch first na im go hearrrrrrrrrrammmmmmmmmmm!!!

Siena
Uche2nna
Doyin13
K0be
Debosky
Olanajim
Denex
Mellow
I-Man
Moondust
Laudate
Naijaking1
Jakumo
9ja4eva
gbadeX
desiezed
Bankole01

Infact they are too many!  Hot dudes--just by cybering with them--you will be forced to change you pantiliners like 3 or 4 times in one hour!!! I grew up around guys all my life---seen too many dickies----- so don't blame me if my favourite toys are "dickies"!!!   I played with the thing too much so I can't gerrr-enough of it!!!!

<sub>You find the hottest dudes in Political section!--I can't seem to control myself over there!  Na so so men full there!


Davidylan------------------heavens forbid!!!</sub>

blue-sky:
haha
Babelove, its a sunday and your talking about being a witch

how can I qualify to be in the insomniacs society?

acidrop, u look so preety in that picture

Please you are welcome!  Tired of thrashing threads! Boring threads for that matter!  You are qualified please--just drop your lines any day,  As you can see, no fighting here!  All love only!  You are welcome!!! I love being a "love making" witch. I do not think God hates those.

Checking out acidrop's profile!!!  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!   Nice!!!  Please what of the rest?  abi are you in a wheelchair?    Show us the whole thing oh--to make sure you are "complete"--if not, we can workirrrrrrout!!!!

acidrop:
ewoooooooooo, school of witchery sef dey here, babelove na d witch teacher . abeg i don run ooo, am a born again christain, pastor's daughter oooooooo.

chei na doyin u just dey diss lik this, wetin happen now

I am not dissing him oh!  I just advise that he does not get married!  The woman go suffer well well! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!  I dey hail am!  Diss ke?  what are you talking about? You sef!  I say the bobo be like meat---you no go fit chop am finish!  Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!  That one na real "thriller"!!!

You know I like all those "away" guys!  Those ones for Nigeria---nonsense!!!  No so so preach them sabi preach because of "poverry" abi na poverty,  No fun at all---dry gists!!!

Another one na that Siena!!! Hmmmmmmmmmmm!  Gosh!!!  That one?  God have mercy.  I like am too much.  That British boy! he he he he he!!!  Charming!  Perfect gentleman. But the bobo dey sting oh!  If e sting you?  You go hearrrrrrrrrrrrammmm!!! No so my husband be---I am a sucker for those kinds of guys.  Not much talking but a whole "tipper" load of action.  The vocabulary nko?  The bobo too much!!! 

In fact I cannot get over his famous words[b]---"Assumption is the mother of all cock-ups"[/b]----ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!!G-O-S-H!!!! I use those words all the time at work!!!! Chai!!!  E go do like say e no dey talk--but chei!  That dude can release some bomb shells!!! Chineke!!!  That dude cracks me up---real fun!!!  The best on Nairaland!!!

aloib:
lol, wetin doyin do u now, did u pray for me

Don't you know he has been crowned the most qualified "houseboy" of the playboy mansion inside Nairaland The bobo too much! E be like "meat"!!! That type---I really sorry for the girl who will marry him. She is in for a "shocker"!!! You no see am The kind that gives some serious hunk of a "nightmare"!!! Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!! Look ehnnnnnnnnn!!! Gosh!!!! In fact today is Sunday, so let me behave!!!! Of course I prayed for you oh and all my Nairaland family members! Don't get annihilated oh!

WHERE IS K0BE---I miss the dude and his correct "raps" oh! Real marriage material!!!!

acidrop:
hahahahahah, lol these gurlz, una don make witch a good thing, abeg anybody get d witch make them give me chop

Witch is good! You know now!!!!! You do not even need babalawo for that kind of witch! This acidrop sef! You should know better. Every person get "correct witchcraft"! You just have to know how to use it well well!!!

Now back to topic! Since we have settled[b] "other matters"!!!! [/b] Where is that Agbo2---you don quench?

Siena:
Lol, Militia - visit away!

I will work out a plan with one of ma sister in laws who is familiar with my "runs". I will give you her work phone number soon and a code to ward off nosey Nairalanders.

aloib:
me is fine my dear, lol, advice ke, lol name sef get as e be

siena, am i welcome also

You too? he he he he he he! No wahala!

Siena:
Aye, come one, come all!

That's rightyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! The more the merrier! Ashewo people!!!!!

acidrop:
so it didnt even bother una say them just call us witch

Why! Not from a handsome correct wizard! I will be his witchy anyday! But the bobo no like my type!!! he he he he he he! That' s okay! He still does not know what a real woman is---no wahala--dem no dey carry last for that kain exam!!!

aloib:
bother ne ke? who takes people on nl serious, debosky na my paddy also, he was just joking

Correct boy! The kain wey a want for my daughter not the doyin13 type! ---that one na for me! he he he he he he he!!!!

Time for morning prayers oh!  I dey come!!! -----------

acidrop:
i knew it that sooner or later they go dey call us witch. Nigeria peeps so predictable.

sup jare babelove

Goodmoring Dropppppppppppppppy!  Just cooking right now so I can "play" later today!  How is you?

aloib:
babelove i used to be in that rice place,[b] u knw any omamegbes??[/b]ohhh levels!!!!lol, r u monica?

Hmmmmmmmmmmm   How will a tell you who I am?  Yes!  Monica Lewinsky! See this girl oh!

+osisi:
any Igbo man wey no get strong mouth accept him identity,but quantifies it no be ajebutter Igbo[/b]na woman e be !!
na me talk am
[b]wetin go happen tomorrow make e happen today !

we no wan women men for Igboland
so if delta "ibos' think they are softer Igbos
na them sabi

make I wan my sisters
we don't want 2 skirt wearers in the house.

_{no wonder he can't control your parambulating ways
he needs a dose of heavy Igbo to get you on a leash}

Ouch!!!!  This is definitely below the belt!  You and that you baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad mouth!  Don't worry!  I am sure that if I had one of those "macho" Igbos like you called them at home---im  "apku" hand go don reconfigurate my facial characteristics!  Well God knows what I need and has always given it to me!  Nothing go happen ma sister--just carry go oh with you "akpu-tugbe"!!!!!---agbero-igbo! --what do I want to do with those people who act like chaka the zulu on the dance floor pretending to do "Elecccccccctric Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide or Cha Cha sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!!! E be like say na biafra war them dey fight for dance floor! Abeg carry go! "Strong tins"!!!! Love you Uche!!!!

debosky:
you sef don join the winches be that Aloib

You nko?  Chief wizard insominiac!!!

aloib:
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, babelove don't go now,
between i used to go to agenebode for holidays, lol,

You don't want me to go and sleep?  Please Agenegode if where it is happening this Xmas.  You are welcome anytime.  Just visit any "Dokpesi" compound and you will find me there-----"Ray Power"!!!!!

Siena:
Ah, Militia - as crazy and loveable as ever!

Hello baby!  Happy Sunday to you!  How is the[b] queen? [/b]

Why are you supporting this cassanova?  Who probably has some contagious "host" in him.  Please let him be dumped over and over again! See you are too much of a correct dude to fall into this mess.  I see you are still as handsome as ever---boy a love your teeth and smile!!!!. You are a real lady killer!!!! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!  Well still plan to visit you in london when I visit again oh!  Hope you do not mind?  

_{The show must go on---you know we have unfinished business oh!!!!}

Oh! hi aloib!!!!----how iz you!  Any advice for the "sick" dude!

debosky:
i hope you don't marry such a dog.

Its really sad though, the divorce rate amongst christians and non-christians is almost the same in North America

I feel the root cause lies in the issues that have not been dealt with - lust, renewal of the mind and past hurts, a hurting man/woman will definitely hurt others.

babeelove has a point - some Christians don't really deal with the issue of sex properly, and lack of satisfaction in that area inevitably causes rifts in the relationship that may lead to greater problems.

God help us all, like Osisi said, man/woman will always fail, only God can save us.

Always with a sane voice of reason.--But you are a man!  You will still wander too!!!    It is in the blood!!! Ya hands are not clean too--even the way you dey waka for Nairaland sef!   But no wahala oh!  Please carry on -------as God created you guys! Please leave God out of it!  God has given you "free will" and you have the right to exercise it!

+osisi:
no babelove don't say such!!
if a man and woman can't be faithful to one another why stay married?
just to answer mrs?

Who told you it is to answer Mrs.? Faithful?  I think you are not being realistic.  Faithfullness is a required quality but a rare possibility.  Couples are only faithful to one another after about 40 years in the marriage--when them don waka tire!!!!!  No more energy to move!!!!  Thank God I still have like 30years to go---translates into a lot of play time for me oooooooooooooooooh!!!! he he he he he he.  Gosh I love my mom and dad---the real masters of the game!!! I learned very well ohhhhhhhhhhh!!! 2 of my "happily" married brothers have already scored goals in their "away" matches out of their matrimonial homes.  You go brothers!!! Keep them babies coming!!! 

As for the clowns I have as parents, that was never an issue and they loved each other very much and still managed sha sha and stayed together---But boy! Could they cheat or what In open view--without shame!!!!   The thing no mean anything to them oh!  Gosh!!!   We laff so teyyyyyyyyyyyyy at them, we had so much fun.  We had so many "uncles" and "aunties" when we were growing up that I could not tell which were biologically related to me.  Now they are back to sleeping in the same rooms and driving to church together on Sundays!  Nothing to do now? Body don tireeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!  he he he he he he he!  I beg make una  relassssssssssssssssssssss!!!!  The fact that the kitchen is hot and smoky does not mean you cannot "cook" in it!  Single people---have no fear!  Nothing dey for inside at all.  Just roll with the punches!  It does not kill!


Marriage is for companionship and having kids period!!!  The children no go get papa and mama?  The main reason for marriage is  to give children the legitimacy they deserve.  Thank God I am not the type that wants to look at a man 24-0-7!  Jealousy is not in my blood at all.  Make im waka!  Ah- ah!   Na only im get yansh!!! I can't even wait for him to leave the house so make I see road.  Please, you will discover that after 2 or more years of marriage, all na managementooooooooooooooo!!!!  he he he he he he he he!!

ziddy:
its quite obvious that men are not built to be monogamous, their physical/ psychological makeup cannot handle such restrictions.

the sooner the ladies realise this the better.

Please we have realized the facts of the matter oh!  Don't mind these pipo here trying to fake ignorance.  I have a lot of anti-hypertensives and duiretics for them free of charge.  Make una just give me a holla!!!!
Happy Sunday ya'aaaaaaaaaal!!!!!

+osisi:
should we tag cameras to our men's briefcase or follow them to work.
What kind of demon is this that can't be cast out?

You no get work?  Men these days are very innovative!  Them get "*****" for them pocket to use in the men's bathroom to steal cheat so why bother---do ya own jare!!!!

+osisi:
It must be discouraging to unmarried folks.
what are these men looking for?
wives have started to intall poles in the bedrooms,learnt to swng from chandeliers.
some have assorted outfits yet these men can't be controlled!

he he he he he he!!! Chandeliers no dey reign again oh!  They want you to grow 2 or 3 extra "******" then maybe they can be satisfied a tad!  Just a lirrrrrrrrrrrle oh, not much!!!!

Una go tire to investigate men oh! Leave them--just do ya own!!!!

Hello M'totto!!!!!


I say you can only stare at one "*****" or "****" for so long!!!  he he he he he +osisi and omoge---learn now or the hard way!!!!   Sometimes love is not enough----find a way to make your relationships fun!!!!!!  Jisos no day for inside oh!  Check out the divorce rate among the "wholeys"!!!  He he he he he he he!!! Meanwhile "apamas"---paraya ---aparrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrra and "agarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrachas" like us are still waxing stronger!!!  Una go tire oh!!!!

No be so Okonjo Iweala husband--a whole Neuro Surgeon--begin shag the nurses in his office---while she was making waves in world bank----make una learn oh!!! he he he he he he!!!!


_{Don't Cry For Me Argentina-------- I never loved you-------all through my wild years---la la la la la la!!!}


Whoooooooooooooooooo!!! should a say the terrific trio!!! aloib is present!!! Make una no cry to much oh--una own dey come for front----save ya tears oh!!! he he he he he he he!!!


Oh so sorry!!!!! I am so sorry!!!! He he he he he he!!!  I beg a dey go sleep!!!  Just couldn't resist the presence of +osisi and omoge the "dynamic" duo!!!!

omoge:
lol @ bebelove you be really acid. girl, you talk am well

_{coming to finish him off}

Yes now! Beni!!! See the man no gree quench--she is coming to make sure he goes down this time-----"The return of the Jeddi"!!!!!