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I'll be like . . . Baba agba ki lo n sele. ..

omenka:
Your post evokes very deep thoughts indeed.

On my part, I've been working on a plan where my team and I go round, collect used clothes mostly from the rich and medium class, wash them clean and disinfect them then use some money to buy nice okrika clothes and go distribute to the poor in rural areas.

Trying to put finishing touches to the plan. Think it would make a lot of folks happy.

That will be great bro. I had that kind of opportunity while I was in school. My fellowship always request for some of our clothes (still presentable) as gifts for the villagers where we'll be having village outreach (rural rugged in nysc).
God will bless you effort bro.

sonofananimal:
YOU DON CLOTH ANY ONE OF THEM


YOU DON ONCE GO OUTSIDE GIVE SOME CHILDREN CLOTH

SOME THINGS ARE BETTER SAID DONE, THAN TO OPEN YOUR BRAIN MOUTH DEY TALK.

START DOING IT, AND SOME OF US WILL FOLLOW YOUR LEAD.

THAT'S HOW LEADER ARE BEING MADE

You could have made sense if you can comment without abusing.

Beside I'm doing my best to those around me. I help those I can, and I really don't owe you explanation on this.
Please do the right thing. Bless you.

A friend shared this picture with me on Watsapp and ask how much will be required to clothe them. Seriously, its time we set our priorities right in this country. We are not asking government to be dashing people money, we are only asking for policies that will create an environment where entrepreneur can survive. Where farmers will be rewarded for their labour.

It is well with my country. Amen.

segzybeez:
true bro,I dont notice all these b4 but NL n other sites changed my mentality.
just a pretty face was ok for me then.

on point bro. It takes more determination than ever from me now reject lusting after women shapes.

hmm

I normally don't notice all this stuffs (assets) in ladies, but since I've been active on social media . . you know the rest.

Be warned! Social media can change your reasoning ability

Not new in Nigeria

Meanwhile, I salute the courage of the teachers that teach under such condition where the student can be easily distracted with live view of nature and activities. I also salute the pupils tenacity to learn under such a condition.

Something must be done asap to cure this illness before a stormy rain pay them a visit.


And some people are there collecting billions as wardrobe allowance. SMH

That moment when Aregberascal declare holiday for workers already on STRIKE. Lols

It was the gullible illiterates in osun that voted that mad man. Except the foolish workers, most workers voted against him.

Now the same gullible illiterates (okada men, market women, and co) are now seriously complaining. I just laugh them any time I hear their complain.

Aregbe was able to use people against workers, now everybody is feeling the foolishness of the Ogberan Rascal.


Not everybody in southwest was deceived of their change. They won most election through rigging. And they've bought the judiciary too.

Nigeria I hail thee. Anyway I think this guy is only postponing his judgment day.

That's good. But we don't want to be numbering them alone, we want to see their impact. We had 8 last time but with less effect. Let them prove women can handle things well like men would do (I'm not part of women can do better team, I believe they can also do, leave better for divine) to pave way for more women in d legislative arm.

In another event, I'm so happy Tinubu team lose out. I hate the way he's trying to turn the whole southwest to his parlour, where he can do as he wishes.

#NoTogodfatherism

edward1984:
Picture below, not picture above

Lols. . . Faultfinders.com we don see u

22 year old woman Comfort Yinusa (pictured
above) is now facing jail time after falsely
claiming two men raped her. Yinusa contacted
emergency operators saying she'd been
attacked outside a bar in London by two
men and claimed they forced themselves on
her.
The men were immediately arrested and they
spent six weeks on police bail. About £3,000
was also spent on the forensic investigation to
verify the report.
Fortunately for the men, it's since been
confirmed that the attack never took place.
Installed CCTV installed showed them all at a
McDonald laughing and joking together while
mobile phone records (as should happen in any
sane Country) proved one of alleged rapist was
looking for his car at the time of the alleged
attack.
When caught in her lie, she initially denied lying
to police but changed her plea before she was
due to go on trial. She will be charged
accordingly with the very possibility of her
facing jail time.

http://lindaikeji..com/2015/06/woman-faces-jail-time-after-falsely.html

As much as I support life jail term for rapist in Nigeria, I would also love to see hard labour added to the jail term. But do we have equipments to prove set up cases like the one above? Hope we won't be sending many innocent men to jail just because they offend a wrong lady?

Rapist must suffer, but verification equipment must be made available, considering the length of the jail term.

Funny dudes

Source . . http://www.pakurumo.com/2015/06/epic-photo-guess-what-when-your-wife.html?m=1

Funny dudes

Source . . http://www.pakurumo.com/2015/06/epic-photo-guess-what-when-your-wife.html?m=1

If you are from Southwest Nigeria Yoruba tribe to be precise, seeing or receiving slap especially from our mothers won't be strange to you. Here are the funny compilations of "Igbati" (Slap).


1. TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold your face and walk away.. That is take away slap.

2. RESOUNDING SLAP: That is when after you are hit. You keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! And voices in your head will start singing christmas Carol. O yeah my mother is an expert in that. Don't ask if I've received it before, you know the answer. Lols

3. FORMATTING SLAP: That is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing..You find yourself asking questions like"what did I do?"

4. EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you that kind of slap..you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord..e.g..Bros shey you been dey watch? I be no do anything o.

5. FIX DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of slap all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away.

6. RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download the slap..you start asking questions that don't need reply..like John , you slapped me?

7. SWEET SLAP: This is the type of slap that when a girl downloads it sweetly on your cheek whether is painful or not, you start blushing.

8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face when given to you the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference.

9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP: When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it's given to you all of a sudden) then you be able to speak Spanish, Greek, Arabic, Hindu, all together.

10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP: You will start seeing different colors and your head will turn to nest whilst birds will be flying all around you.

WHICH OF THEM HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED OR WITNESSED? Add yours from experience. Lols

In all things give thanks. At least I bless God for you and your wife for making it through together. Yes you had your flaws and I voted not for you, but I still celebrate ur courage. Forced, coarse or whatever, it takes gut and courage to accept defeat. God bless you GEJ.

15yrs old? . . . She got 18yrs old structure.
And beautiful too

Google are not tribal but op is. you decided to pick the one that favours you there and leave the one that do not favour you.

Anyway Google only post base on popular search.

If Buhari fails to deliver. So many Nigerians especially those who voted not of sentiments but real "Change" will be greatly disappointed.

But I don't wish that, I can't imagine enduring another four years o so. We'll keep praying for you GMB. You will deliver by Gods grace.

WORDS FROM A MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTER
ABOUT TO GET MARRIED

1. The wife that wins all arguments with her
husband is not wise. The home is not a law
court.

2. The wife that uses sex as a weapon in the
home - placing embargo, going to bed in jeans
shorts and trousers - lacks wisdom.

3. The wife that uses the modern trends and
laws of "women's rights" to insult or ridicule her
husband simply makes a fool of herself.

4. A woman that makes her home devoid of
peace through bickering, nagging and quarrels
needs help. A man should be eager to run away
from office to be at home, for that should be the
safest and cosiest place on earth for him.

5. Modern-day equality in marriage does not
mean competition. It simply means partnership.
Taking advantage of such equality to turn
around and become the de facto head of the
home and oppress the man is tantamount to
playing with fire. If you destroy your home,
soon you will be the boss of an empty home.

6. A wise wife makes the man feel so good that
he assumes that he is the head. Once he gets
that feeling, the woman gently wields her power
and the head actually turns to wherever the
neck wants without a protest.

7. A wife that does not pull herself away from
friends' influence and advice or even from the
control of her mother and father will have
herself to blame.

8. When a man is looking for a wife, he
bypasses women of different shapes and sizes
to choose a wife. But soon after childbirth,
many women hide under the excuse of
childbirth to let go of themselves. Many stop
bothering about their looks, shape, dressing,
etc. Within 5 years of marriage, people start
wondering if the wife is the man's aunt, even
though she is 7 years younger. Her defence is
that if he truly loves her, he should love her the
way she is, but when looking for a wife, he saw
people like the present YOU and ignored them
and settled for the former YOU. Today, you go
to bed smelling of onions.... You go to bed
wearing grandmothers' clothes. Why are you
playing with your marriage? Love is not about
looks - we know. But looks enhances love and
marriage. There is a difference between
someone disfiguring herself and the person
being disfigured by an accident.
Please don't be complacent. As hard as it may
be, work on looking like you were when he first
saw you and began the chase.

9. If every night you are tired, sleepy, sore,
down with headache or fever, "not in the
mood," you are a joker, a serious comedian!

10. If your children suddenly become more
important to you than your husband, you need
prayers.

11. If you assume that as the woman, only you
need to be pampered and fussed over while the
man is a stone that has no emotions, you need
to be pitied.

12. A woman that has the mind of a wife does
not excite her husband. Wives are usually
complacent and presumptuous. A wife must
strive to have the mind of a girlfriend. A
girlfriend is always nicer, sweeter, more loving
and always thinking of ways to wow her
sweetheart; a girlfriend does not try to win all
arguments, does not call the man a "useless
man", is not careless about her looks or
dressing, always smiles and laughs with the
man, sends the man sweet messages and calls,
etc. Are you your husband's girlfriend in word
and in deed?

LASTLY, DO NOT INFORM ME OF YOUR
QUARRELS, I DIDN’T JOIN YOU TOGETHER,
GOD DID, GO AND INFORM HIM AND HE WILL
SORT YOU OUT.

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Well this look more like one chance o. I personally had given up on d money. . . Let's see if the incoming will do something about it. If not, We are still gonna do fine. Its unemployment that makes one remember those kind of money, with good job, you might not even remember.

Good luck everybody

Team Picture or I don't believe it, hope you can see d negative effect of always asking for picture Prove for news when u are not investigating. People are in need of urgent medical attention but folks are there trying to be the first to break the news with picture. I don't pray for evil to befall any of us, but remember people will act same way.

Its time we start to reason beyond internet popularity.

Wishing them quick recovery.

Tattooboy:
Sweet Jesus!

I disagree wit some of the names such 'Creator of all things', 'God' and the likes.

You don't have to disagree, just take the one you believe there, and let people's faith work for them.

As for me, He (Jesus Christ) is my everything! Hallelujah!

lovat:
The man will leave that brown roof environment, op is that place State of Osun

Read your post again and access yourself

A video appearing to show a Saudi
cleric saying the Earth does not rotate has
gone viral, generating humour and criticism. In
the clip, a man identified as Sheikh Bandar al-
Khaibari appears to respond to a student's
question on whether the Earth is stationary or
moving by saying that it is "stationary and
does not move".
He illustrates his theory with a sealed water
cup, trying to explain how a stationary plane
would have trouble reaching China if the
country was rotating away from it.
ALEXANDRIABEACON ·
4 DAYS AGO
ﺍﻻﺭﺽ ﺛﺎﺑﺘﺔ ﻭ ﻻﺗﺪﻭﺭ ﺣﻮﻝ ﺍﻟﺸﻤﺲ ﺑﺤﺴﺐ
ﻛﻼﻡ ﺍﻟﺸﻴﺦ ﺑﻨﺪﺭ ﺍﻟﺨﻴﺒﺮﻱ ﻭﺷﻴﻮﺧﻪ !!
ﻭﺍﻟﺘﻌﻠﻴﻖ ﻟﻜﻢ ﺍﺻﺪﻗﺎﺋﻲ

Saudi TV network Al Arabiya posted a version
of the video with English captions to their
website.
The Arabic language # ﺩﺍﻋﻴﺔ_ﻳﻨﻔﻲ_ﺩﻭﺭﺍﻥ_ ﺍﻷﺭﺽ
(which translates to "Cleric rejects the Earth's
rotation" started trending on Twitter as the
video spread, with many poking fun.

Häyät Al-Ma'arri⚛
@TheBoominati tweeted
# ﺩﺍﻋﻴﺔ_ ﻳﻨﻔﻲ_ﺩﻭﺭﺍﻥ_ ﺍﻷﺭﺽ What a
coincidence that this would occur on
Galileo's birthday!

Inapproprate Tweep
@BrownWhovian
Next Theory: The sun does not exist
it's, all an #illuminati conspiracy,
you are actually in the matrix
#cleric_rejects_rotation_of_Earth

Dementropy
@Dementropy
# ﺩﺍﻋﻴﺔ_ ﻳﻨﻔﻲ_ﺩﻭﺭﺍﻥ_ ﺍﻷﺭﺽ I don't even
need to buy plane ticket to travel! I'll
just start hopping up & down until
my destination comes to me!

Eraas Haider
@eraashaider
#cleric_rejects_rotation_of_Earth
next friday we will reject the
formula H2O for water and derive
its new equation.

http://stream.aljazeera.com/story/201502171337-0024565

ggirl89:
I don't know if this sounds stupid but seriously I want to settle down this year joor cos relationships don't work for me and I'm tired of single hood, but I can't boast of a boyfriend this moment.. pls what do I do? I need a responsible guy who will just go straight to the point and not beat abt d bush,..lets make it work.

From your profile you look like the cool and quiet type. Try to be more social than you were before, creating this thread is a good step in that direction. Also be patient and the right man will come knocking where you least expected.
May God answer your sincere Prayer and grant you your heart desire. Take care

GreenWhiteGreen:
These yoruba people

You need real freedom from tribal sentiment... .

Back to the Topic, I pity the young girl, something should be done to help her mentally and emotionally, as this will surely affect her. .

Spot on Baba, Let God deal with men of God.

saaedlee:
Are you in love or are you mad? Where is the pishure?

Sorry. . the pic is dia now



To me, I think its stupidity, when d guy could place it even on the floor and you enjoy the show together.



Wao! I'm on front page for the first time ever. This month is surely my month. . #Happy

Love or madness?

ikweremilitant:
when men like us frm d creeks sees d truth and say it,some amala swalowing street rascals frm d South West wil call us names all in d name of sophistication.but time wil cm we wil leave them with 2 choices,either they join their ancestors in benin republic or they join their masters up north.

I used to believe Yoruba and other southern tribes don't hate each other. Maybe because I have so many IBO friends, and I've so many of my friends and relatives getting married to other tribes in the south, neglecting the north.
I want to believe its the difference in opinion about the next election that bring about the hate.
It saddens me when people generalize a whole race because of some opinions..
Please don't let us allow this online hatred go beyond normal. Peace!!!
Happy Sunday.

hahn:
@point no 4. If after adding the money to my "heavenly account" will I be granted a refund if I don't happen to make heaven due to another sin?

Lols. Are you planning to sin? Besides the blessings are for this world, its your earthly work that will judge your heaven.
Happy Sunday to you.