₦airaland Forum

Dsalvo:
Lol. Really 'massive'. Earth-shattering sef. What
a joke the Obi project is.

Ekpeitit:
How did that end?

advanceDNA:
Whats the difference between pass and third class??

advanceDNA:
Whats the difference between pass and third class??

Ttalk:
Keep shut and face reality. Politics is not occultic that is done secret. The OP submission is correct except for Ikpeazu that is supporting Wike while he says he is supporting Atiku

muykem:
Igbo online will still hold Tiunbu responsible for their misfortune.

questioner:
Why are you wishing me despicable evil ?

nero2face:
Motorola

Hisbah21:
come to sokoto and try such pls

Malory:
Mr Lawan, God will judge you for scamming and abandoning Tinubu. You promised to deliver millions of votes for him after collecting your share of Lagos money but you are here rubbing salt to Tinubu's injury. Lawan you are wicked and God will punish you

WickedPisa:
lol like that deeper life weh go confess say she do malpractice for waec abi loool you don get touch

TOPCRUISE:
Not all. The crawling ones should be killed with care because a lot of foul crazy shit come out of their bellies. I can decide to ignore them when they are on the ground but the moment it begins to climb wall, climb table or climb anything then I know it want to fly and has come to cause trouble and he must die

TOPCRUISE:
I hate the mention of the word cockroach. Those flying ones are so super fast and they are the ones I dread the most. I always shiver in fear whenever I see a big one climb the walls with sharp speed because I know it wants to fly at any moment

kereman1:
Idamond, u get mind upload ur picture for nairaland, as toxic as this forum is.
I cant even mistakenly reveal my state of origin here.
Dont cry when dey use ur pic as meme.

Reflect7:
This whole practice of the Ukrainian govt forcing all men aged 18 to 60 to remain in the country and 'fight' is fascist, authoritarian, and a clear human rights violation. That the UN and other rights organisations have been silent on this is scandalous, appalling and disgusting.

Oyinmiebiagric:
Men don move ahead, Ifeoma begin reason wetin Festus talk,girls can be very funny. I told her he was joking, but na lie,she has believed what Festus told her. If its not true why is that other guy saying he cast you for my front.

Me: Those are my closest friends in Enugu, they know how to play nonsense play. That evening Esther came around and took us to polo park, she flexed us. One thing with Esther she's not jealous, maybe because she knows she doesn't have future with me or that is her nature. Ifeoma was trying to make her angry by getting romantic with me where we sat,Esther just mind her business dey drink dey go,we left there,I ensured Ifeoma didn't take more than two bottles, Esther and I drank four bottles, she took us to Mr Biggs and bought us rice and ice cream. I don't know where she from get money,but she spent almost 3k that day. She left us there and went home.

Ifeoma: Is this girl your girlfriend? What is she to you?

Me: I'm using her to pass time here in Enugu.

Ifeoma: You are using her or she is using you? Can't you see she's not emotionally attached to you? What kind of girl will come and spend her money on her guy and his wife to be. Before you and I will have sex you will go and do test,I don't want to carry viral infection. I've not seen this kind of girl before.

Me: I look like person wey get infection?

Ifeoma: You look like person wey dey cult or get gun,abi that Esther looks like someone that keeps gun for people? Tomorrow we will go and do culture test.

Me: Which one be culture test? (I've not heard anything like that before,that was my first time).

Ifeoma: It will detect any infection in you,we will do HIV test also. Until we do the test don't think of sex with me.

Me Before I go for lectures tomorrow we'll go and do it. I can't miss the opportunity of bleeping this girl as much as possible.

We went to the place that we will run the test that morning, for the both of us 2200,including HIV. We finished from there I went to withdraw 5k. I have almost 70k in bank,I'm still a big boy. Ifeoma followed me to class that day,I introduced her to my course Rep, that was how she was following me to school for the one month she spent in Enugu.

We were walking to the canteen when my head saw me,my elder make we align

My head: My cp no get chance,I no know if you fit help us consult, make we know how cotty take burst that ground. I no sabi why cp never go consult, he don dey go two weeks, zonal head don control me I no sabi wetin I go reason am.

Me: No wahala, but na kaluba things o,once the kaluba ready I go move. I planned not going anywhere till Ifeoma leaves Enugu but who am I to turn down my head. I am also interested in knowing how that ground take cast Wednesday morning I must move so I go reach Enugu before four.

My head. I go call my ihaza make una two go be that. Og

Ifeoma: Who is that guy,he's your people abi,I saw the way you shook his hand. See this girl, she don know when men dey bi....

Me: Is it everything you want to know? You no dey see things comot eyes?

Ifeoma: Those your friends in Lasu that is how they use to shake themselves. I change discussion

Me: There is an assignment that we are doing as a group, my course Rep told me it will be on Wednesday morning, so I will leave home early, so we can start, we finish by eight, so I will come back and we go for class. At least she no go ask me questions when I dey dress comot in the morning.

That evening I took her to base,come see as men they shout,those that were thinking I'm inside crench, we all went to our joint and drank beer. I've reduced my smoking of weed, I don't know how Ifeoma will feel if she knows I now smoke cigarettes let alone weed. She was sitting with men and some Janet when I enter backyard go smoke with Festus and other men,take tom tom,begin drink make the smell comot for my mouth.

Ifeoma: Let's go home,I don't like this place,how do people manage to stay in this ghetto?

Me: That is why it is called base.

The next day after school, we go collect test result, we were both free. I know I will be free because its only Esther I bleep without condom.

Me: Now that I am free of any infection can we now start bleeping?

Ifeoma: That is the only thing you know, but don't get me pregnant before i return to Lagos. Kai the word turn my head on,so me Oyin go begin bleep Ifeoma,I no fit wait for us to reach house. No going anywhere this evening, from lab direct to house. Oy so you wan tell me say you no get any infection?

Gr8mind07:
Or I should go and tell Ndidiamaka parents, its because of me your son and daughter are not alive today.. They will do thanksgiving for the revelation.

@OP, its like you eventually killed Michael

Atimjessy:
He kept over-pricing everything like a stingy man.

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