₦airaland Forum

franchasofficia:
You are a very smart person.



Igbos should please learn from this 2023 election.



Igbos are supposed to be the ones accusing and attacking Yorubas for shortchanging Igbos after Yorubas produced Obasanjo for 8 years, produced Osinbajo a VP for 8 years, have produced Chief of Airforce, CJN, etc and still
rigged out a credible Igbo man Obi that won in February yet the same Yorubas are still the ones attacking Igbos and cursing Igbos online.



The whole world is watching.



Dear Yorubas, mark today that there is a living God and there are powers that control the affairs of men on earth, you guys will reap bountiful from this cup of hatred and bloodshed you have instigated against Igbos who ought to be crying marginalization.



You may think you are politically smart and having upper hand through Buhari's government, God and nature will visit your land and all the supporters of this evil.





And to all Igbos again, learn from this, stop investing foolishly, it is time to put on our thinking caps. I have learned a good lesson from this and will be deinvesting from Lagos and Southwest.



To all the Igbo ladies planning to marry Yorubas, watch your back, you are better single than married to the hater of your family because when the chips are down, they will remind you where you came from.



All Igbos must learn from this experience and it is time to activate international political lobbying for peaceful secession from people that hate us so much cos the union will never work and can never work.



Nigeria will never remain the same again.



Thank you Buhari
Thank you Mahmoud Yakubu
Thank you INEC
Thank you all the lovers of evil
Thank you to all supporters of evil



You all have won but it is not yet over! It is time for all well meaning Igbos to go back to the drawing board. This 2023 general election ought to teach every sensible Igbo man or woman a hard lesson about Nigeria and especially the true nature of The Yorubas.

EmekaA125:
Hehehe. Why crying about that?
Na ur people in SouthEast I dey pity. To harm them just dey hungry me

christistruth01:
We are thinking of Turning Alaba International into a Modern high tech Cattle Ranch for our Northern brothers who stood.with us and came through for us in the Lagos Elections

Peacemaker5128:
ok a spade is a spade
Are you satisfied?

christistruth01:
We will deal with them on Monday
Tomorrow is for Thanksgiving to God Almighty for Upholding his Convenant with the Yoruba Race

Peacemaker5128:
wailing is allowed till Monday after that we won't tolerate it again

N3TRAL:
Victory sweet ohh!


My body just dey totori me 😂

basybasy:
So Benue don fall to the hand of APC? Obidients where are u now? Say something, I beg. I de laugh here ooo.

Okoroawusa:
So you don't know that Tinubu means Timothy in Hebrew?

riverbird:
Person wey never chop belle full wan hate on person wey go feed em family for 600 years and more, no be juju be that?

mikelopez:
Let's see how many soldier we have in Nigeria compare to 220,000,000 citizens.

You think this is endsars

We have been planning and strategising since February 25th

We got everything figured out Shey na 220,000,000 people dey support you? Just asking oo

Wait for us

NewestNigerian:
I was working as a dispatch rider where I was able to gather more than 500K for a business startup. I have digital skills I plan to carve a niche. I was living in a Pako House in a Ghetto here on the Island. My lofty dreams is to leave this Ghetto for an apartment in VGC or an high profile estate on the Island in a shortwhile.


I met a pretty but useless lady of 26years May last year 2022. At first, I wasn't attracted to her as my biggest focus was to gather enough funds for my business startup. She drew my attention by always wanting to get close.

We started talking and she told me about her plans. Me being 30yrs and no girlfriend as at then, with my family on my neck to get married, I thought I could join hands with the lady who also claimed to be out of relationship for months before we met.

We agreed to start a mini restaurant inside Osapa London. I wasn't suppose to divert my plans, but I did thinking the restaurant would fetch back the money. I got a space in Osapa London and built a fancy wooden shop which costs me 260K to build plus the space 70K, only for the lady(my ex) to tell me she doesn't like the shop and location, saying I should dismantle it. I abandoned the shop(it was eventually vandalised) and searched for a new space inside Orchid Hotels Road.

I eventually found a space in Orchid which cost 120K and I had to build Aluminium Kiosk for the Business. I achieved all the goals. But I was getting broke already because I've spent all my savings and was only using my weekly cashouts to run the project. My Ex told me she'll get money from her family and friends to support me, she couldn't get ordinary 10K from any of them. I didn't complain cos I've braced up my mind never to be afraid of responsibilities.

I began to lose it for the lady when I planned to partner with Bolt Foods cos the restaurant I was delivering for doesn't have much packages like before again, so I had to plan ahead. I already booked an appointment with Bolt for training. Unfortunately, I lost my smartphone a day before the training(smartphone is a necessity). I asked my Ex to lemme use her phone to run the training and work for like a week plus till I acquire a new smartphone, she refused blatantly. She said I should find other means that she can't release her iPhone 6(ordinary iPhone 6 o). A lady colleague at the restaurant I was delivering for borrowed me her iPhone X for 2 grand weeks.

I completed the training, started working with Bolt and earning. 2 weeks after, my Ex phone fell and screen damaged, I bought her a new Infinix phone(can't remember the model type).
Unfortunately, a very good friend of mine asked to borrow my bike to deliver in Ikoyi, on his way, he had a ghastly accident that cost his leg and my bike damaged beyond repair.

I was home for 2 months doing nothing.
I wouldn't continue being idle, I decided to start all over again by acquiring another bike on Hire Purchase. My Ex was already working and earning 40K monthly. I applied for a new bike and I needed to pay a Mandatory deposit payment of 25K(an amount I lacked). I was confident my Ex was gonna lend me the money. To my greatest surprise, she said she can't borrow me the said amount. I was shocked to my marrow, she told me to find other means.

I am so furious rightnow that I have decided already to run the restaurant myself and collect back my phone from her. I'll rather dash an im.becile the phone than that ungrateful soul.

Tomorrow Thursday is her off day, we've agreed to meet and she have no idea I wanna breakup with her. Not just that, am collecting my phone from her without letting her copy a single thing out of it. She's the one at loss, not me. She only succeeded in wasting my time and delaying my plans. But it's all good and nice cos I feel free in my soul already with the thought that a parasitic girl is finally out of my life.

RTID:
I had sex yesterday with a female friend

I sucked her toto

I used my mouth to drain all the blood and meat in her toto

My female friend is dead and her corpse deposited in the morgue

advanceDNA:
The mighty has finally fallen

Osobi32:
Those guys at Canada are all broke, they can't afford to buy flight ticket to Nigeria. If u are abroad u will understand why I arrived at this conclusion..... You can't have money and not want to visit naija at any given opportunity.

Gangster1ms:
Audio London and Celebration
It's only an evil mind would believe that majority still wants APC and it's misfit candidate to rule this country after 8 years of total failure.
Even if there are celebrations in so-called london, it's cos they want to keep changing 1 pounds to 1000 naira or more.

Gangster1ms:
Never in the history of this country's democracy has a president been rejected by majority of the people before his swearing in.
Something is cooking.. They can't just rig election and rule the country.

jibs4lv:
Ayami si nja, ki olohun je kaa wole☹️

sarrki:
Mr president and Vice President from next week

If you look very well I did not put your name nor family member’s
Pls don’t be unfortunate to say dirty words on this page