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Family / Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Babysho(m): 4:59pm On Feb 04

Pro tip. If a girl visits you and fvcking is on the agenda never make the first move.

If she really wants to fvck she'll give a definitive sign.

If she's caught in between two minds and doesn't make the move, dont as well. Show her that you can do without her body.
Trust me when next she comes she'll be the one offering you everything on a plate.

There's a reason girls fall for guys who don't give two fvcks about them whilst friendzoning the guy that will literally kill for them.

This logic extends to sex too. Act like you don't want it and you'll get it. Act desperate and dissapointment awaits you.

Nope! It doesn't work. You better take your chances and atleast know what's up. If she wants, she'll ask you to continue and if she says no, back up.

It's worse when you don't even try at all cos that's when you'll see texts like "I was so wet dripping from my labia to my nyash and you didn't touch me" my niggi you no go sleep well that night and she'll never come visit ever again! Writing from experience!

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Family / Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Babysho(m): 4:14pm On Feb 04
She said she will pass the night nd go the next morning, but I have to send her Tfare wic I did.... So she finally came... that night and stood in front of me changing her clothes... Mehn I was like everytin don sup for me oo.. After changing her clothes, I got her sometin to eat... Wen we lay on bed I took move, she decline... I was surprise how would she possibly decline nd she was supposed to go back the next morning...

I persisted but she insisted that she's not running away I should chill until later in the mid night.... Lol I swear I was awake from 11pm to 3:30am I was hard already after seeing her naked early... Around 3:30am or so I took a move again she decline.... I took move again nd she stood up nd grabbed her bag nd ask me to open the door, I did... I was like weytin dey worry diz one... Boom she headed for the gate outside... nd I left my room rushed out to meet her outside, so I can help her open the gate, I know she won't be able to open it. That was how she left

Why are Nigerian girls so stiff and pussy dried? I'm good looking and get girls but I would literally still have sex with any girl out there on a good day. WTH! Is life that hard for Nigerian women?

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Sports / Re: Manchester City Sign Camron Gbadebo, Nigerian Defender From Leicester City by Babysho(m): 6:28pm On Jan 16
Noice smiley
Sports / Re: Georgina Rodriguez Reacts As Messi Wins Ballon D’or by Babysho(m): 10:12pm On Dec 07, 2019
grin that's why Messi always remain the best and the media will always love him.

In 2018 season
He won European golden boot
Most assists
Playmaker award
Picchi award
La Liga
Spanish super cup
Copa del Rey
Copa de classico
The most freekicks goals
The most motm awards

Yet he came fifth you didn't see him crying or any of his family members wailing.

Ronaldo was outscored in Seria a
He isn't even the best forward in Juventus
He's the worst freekicks taker in Seria a
Bernado Silva was the best player in nation's league, he ghosted.
Juventus has won Seria a 7 years in a row without him.

Yet he came 3rd despite that see all wailing and crying

And he didn't even show up for the event
Sports / Re: Ballon D’or: Drogba’s Iphone 6 Surprises Fans. Don't Be Too Materialistic! by Babysho(m): 9:19pm On Dec 03, 2019
Modric used iPhone 5 when there was iPhone X last year. Drogba uses iPhone 6.

Regina don go Marry her grand papa make she for follow buy iPhone 11.

Surprisingly , a person living in Nigeria cannot use all the features of even iPhone 7 because it's irrelevant to the Nigerian networking system.

They just buy it so that they won't put it in their pocket or so that their Twitter posts will read "... from iPhone"
Everyone talking "phone freak" below pretend they don't understand the Nigerian situation. Wetin average Nigerian babe wey dey kill her guy for the latest iPhone dey carry phone do than to post on Instagram and Twitter , chat on WhatsApp and take pictures under the sun and caption it "sun kissed".

If the thing climb her head she carry am record as she dey shake Nyash or sex tape.

Their father .

If girls really had sense and say they even wanna be trendy and act like a slayqueen instead buying an iPhone X, they would buy Sony/Canon Cameras with better MPs and an iPhone 6 or something. That's how you'd know an intelligent girl.

They think from their cliits

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Craft : Keychains And Cards I Make/sell. It's Fun! by Babysho(m): 11:31pm On Dec 01, 2019
Just two drawings.... I have other threads where I've shown my drawings so, I'll just keep adding new ones here.

The second one looks a bit like you lol. I like it.

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Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile Pleads With Funke Akindele To Feature Him In "Jenifa's Diary" by Babysho(m): 10:52pm On Nov 14, 2019
He should beg Nickelodeon to put him on sponge Bob square pants ....
Jenifa diary , is a bit too high for his intellect !!

Spongebob show is too high for both you and Jenifa diary's intellect.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Babysho(m): 11:59am On Oct 26, 2019
$60 Xbox Live Gold gift card available. Quote me if interested
Computers / Re: HP Envy M6 For Sale by Babysho(m): 11:31am On Oct 26, 2019
How come no picturea so one can see the condition it's in [/quote]
Computers / Re: HP Envy M6 For Sale by Babysho(m): 11:31am On Oct 26, 2019
Politics / Re: Sowore's Bail Conditions Can't Be Fulfilled - Lawyer Cries Out by Babysho(m): 9:06pm On Oct 05, 2019
ahn ahn shocked bail condition can’t be met

Just common N150million from his personal account and another small N100million from two people willing to vouch for him?

a whole presidential aspirant like Sowore grin

He's not one of your Tin gods. He's not a thief like Obasanjo and Tinubu. He's a common man like me and you. His vouchers are also the common man like me and you. The rich people make Tinubu n Obasanjo their tin gods but because of foolishness, some common men go ahead and support them resulting in a paradigm shift in the balance of order.
Technology Market / Re: BUYING AND SELLING|| PAYPAL || SKRILL || BITCOIN || PAYONEER || NETELLER by Babysho(m): 11:13am On Aug 27, 2019
Zdoh legit!!! grin grin cheesy

Best PayPal buyer on NL.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Babysho(m): 4:13pm On Aug 22, 2019
Hello! I have $145 PayPal fnf available for sale. I'd prefer USA account to sell to.
Celebrities / Re: Instagram Rich List 2019 : Highest Ranked Nigerian Instagrammers Included by Babysho(m): 11:53pm On Jul 25, 2019
*Instagram Rich List 2019�: Kylie Jenner, Ariana Grande and Selena Gomez� Earn Big Money for Sponsored Posts*

The 2019 Instagram Rich List has just been revealed and Kylie Jenner has broken her own record with a staggeringly high estimated fee for every sponsored post.

After dominating the list last year, Jenner has retained her crown and increased her own Instagram post value.

The list, compiled by Instagram scheduling tool HopperHQ, reveals that a single sponsored post on Jenner’s Instagram is estimated to cost $1.266 million - up from her estimated cost last year of $1 million, a surge of 27%. While valuable, Jenner’s sponsored posts are rare since the billionaire now spends most of her time promoting her own businesses, Kylie Skin and Kylie Cosmetics.

Check out the list of top earning celebrities who made it to the top 100 of Instagram Rich List 2019:


1 Kylie Jenner USA 139,226,677 1,266,000
2 Ariana Grande USA 158,417,760 996,000
3 Cristiano Ronaldo Europe,172,803,418 975,000
4 Kim Kardashian USA 142,671,156 910,000
5 Selena Gomez USA 152,774,303 886,000
6 Dwayne Johnson USA 147,838,634 882,000
7 Beyonce Knowles USA 128,885,800 785,000
8 Taylor Swift USA 118,988,437 748,000
9 Neymar da Silva Santos Junior South America 121,414,052 722,000
10 Justin Bieber USA 114,473,125 722,000
11 Nicki Minaj USA 103,409,270 651,000
12 Kendal Jenner USA 112,905,386 611,000
13 Khloe Kardashian USA 95,541,120 598,000
14 Kevin Hart USA 76,229,723 480,000
15 Demi Lovato USA 72,858,509 458,000
16 Priyanka Chopra Asia 43,038,343 271,000
17 Raditya Dika Asia 13,293,760 83,600
18 Davido Adeleke Africa 11,766,317 74,000
19 Davika Hoorne Asia 9,248,609 58,200
20 Funke Akindele Bello Africa 8,026,389 50,500
21 Ayodeji Balogun Africa 7,891,189 49,700
22 Tiwa Savage Africa 7,508,421 47,200
23 Preechaya Pongthananikorn Asia 2,496,505 15,700
24 Wanida Termthanaporn Asia 1,670,450 10,600
25 Guan Hong Asia 1,210,718 7,700
26 Pimpatchara Vajrasevee Asia 970,204 6,100


Nairaland cannot be taken serious anymore. You made this list out of self pleasure without any intention of making the front page but the mods who seem to be on vacay did you a solid meanwhile ruining Seun's business.

Cc : Seun

This is fake edited news.


Business / Re: How To Send And Receive Paypal Funds In Nigeria (Photos) by Babysho(m): 10:56pm On Jul 13, 2019
Click on it and you will be taken to a page to provide details as shown below

Hello! Do you buy PayPal?
Celebrities / Re: AY Gifts Himself & His Wife, Mabel Brand New Cars [photo] by Babysho(m): 5:53pm On Jul 13, 2019

Den go knack your toto tire

Seems she's ready for that already. Check her profile pic.

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Romance / Re: She Shot Her Shot And It Ended In Marriage (photos) by Babysho(m): 5:52pm On Jul 13, 2019
you can't blame ladies who can't express their feelings they tink wat if I get turned down

Men that are doing it don't have two heads ma'am
Properties / Re: How Can I Stop A Block Industry Behind My House? by Babysho(m): 3:06am On Jul 11, 2019

Be like say these people all dey into block moulding business grin grin

I'm on your side brother. Residential areas should be free from such kind of noises. You can report to your local chairman, whose son is probably the owner of the block business.
Welcome to Nigeria.

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Sports / Re: Real Madrid To Sell James Rodriguez To Raise Funds For Pogba by Babysho(m): 11:07am On Jul 09, 2019
Neymar and Pogba are just two overrated expensive shlt!

Neymar can never be overated. Pogba is overated but not Neymar.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea: 5 Things We Learnt As Super Eagles Qualify For Round Of 16 by Babysho(m): 11:16pm On Jun 26, 2019
Iwobi still better Dan Mikel in dat 10

X100 better than Mikel Slowbi


Celebrities / Re: Anthony Joshua And Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex Pictured Together by Babysho(m): 9:42pm On Jun 12, 2019
I used to crush on this guy till he lost recently and he crushed my crushing embarassed

Why did God make Nigerian girls like this?
Ladies, give me information that I don't know. Tell me details about his matches and what you think about it. Be informed too. Surprise me.

Don't be ordinary. I can see through you and all you ever think of. Money, hair, your mama and papa, your younger ones, husband, photos and food. I'm not saying these are bad but widen your horizon please.

When you watch a movie, know the genre of that movie and understand all the puns and sarcasms in their comedy. Google something about it. Don't you ever get curious?
I once purposely watched a bunch of badly rated movies from rottentomatoes for the fun of it.

When you hear Anthony Joshua, think of his previous fights, maybe the loss is a calculated one? Maybe he actually lost focus? Be like this and you'll find the beauty in life. And together we'll be able to teach our children good use of intelligence and the next Nollywood generation will make movies where the scripts are not total crap of shitcake like we do now.

Thanks and be good.
Phones / Re: Huawei’s ‘oak OS’ Will Be Launching By August Or September by Babysho(m): 1:07pm On Jun 11, 2019
you just want to rant without reasoning. Did you read my first post? I never said huawei was better off now although I will buy huawei if I want to. What I said initially is if the Chinese government were to intervene. So in your own delusion of America worship you think 6 extremely big Chinese, if compelled can't create an OS but you believe Google will miraculously survive after losing over 60% of its customer. Even as bad as Tecno and infinix are they made Android popular in Africa. If not for Tecno and Infinix which are also Chinese companies who would have known Android in Africa.

Just accept the L. Chinese government this, Chinese Government that. The Chinese government itself knows the negative effect on their economy if they choose to intervene. They dare not.

You're talking about creating a new OS as good as Android lmao. If they could you think they wouldn't have a long time ago??
Crime / Re: Amos Ibrahim: Boy Commits Suicide, Takes Sniper After Failing JAMB In Jos by Babysho(m): 8:17pm On May 16, 2019
Now what has he achieved?
For anybody thinking of taking THIS STEP, u are on ur own oh. l was abt 12 when my younger sister of 10 took her life by hanging. All my siblings, Dad, Mum etc are still alive kicking fine. So she did it to herself thinking she wud hurt anybody.lf u like, take dis useless step, ur on ur own.
And the worst thing is dat it is a straight TICKET to HELL FIRE.

Wow the way Nigerians react to some things is unbelievable. You really think your sister took her life to hurt a person?
I really doubt this your story. So much insensitivity.

In the event that you're not a troll, all I can say is not everyone is as strong spirited as you. That's no way to try to make them feel better..telling them they're on their own. That's kinda heartless. If anything, you'd push one further to taking his/her own life.
Education / Re: FG Approves Abolition Of HND/BSC Dichotomy by Babysho(m): 7:39am On May 15, 2019

A university degree is not a paper! taken nothing away from the polytechnic graduates, with all their skills they still need someone who understands the theories that drive the practice and that is why, university graduates should always have an edge. Without theories there's no productivity.
Have you taken a careful examination of polytechnic graduate writing skills?

I know say you be Uni graduate. I could hardly comprehend what you wrote here.
Travel / Re: Lagos Medium And High Capacity Buses To Begin Operations by Babysho(m): 12:00am On Apr 13, 2019
Lagos roads are too congested already resulting in traffic and waste of man hours. Introducing new buses to add to the existing traffic gridlock is compounding the problem we are yet to solve. A simple solution to ease traffic in Lagos roads and move mass number of people easily and comfortably is to construct a fast light rail system connecting major points in the city. The rail should connect Ikorodu to the Island, Island to Epe, Badagry to Oshodi. This is long overdue.

Lol this thing wey you talk. Person papa talk am when e just marry. Now e don get grey hair.

Na slow minded dimwits dey incharge walai. Nigeria is just going forth and back. Such archaic developments. Nairobi has a high speed train and the population is slightly above three million. It's unbelievable that there's not a single train in Lagos. A city inhabited by eighteen million people! Eighteen million!

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Travel / Re: World's Most Expensive (And Cheapest) Cities Revealed,See Where Lagos Is by Babysho(m): 9:47pm On Mar 21, 2019

Sorry it is not yet city but an enclave.

Health / Re: Why You Should Stop Taking "Agbo" by Babysho(m): 4:17pm On Mar 20, 2019
I don't believe this.

They can say anything to discredit herbal medicine that has been a source of wellness for years.

If I may ask what exactly in the agbo causes kidney damage?

I took agbo iba as a child to combat malaria and nothing happened to me.

An average traditional Yoruba family drinks agbo like they drink coke.
If it were true there would be higher percentage of kidney failure among them ( plus their kids) than anywhere in naija

The average traditional Yoruba family even replaces all drinking water with agbo. grin
Romance / Re: She Treating Me To Lick My Nude Picture Help by Babysho(m): 10:23am On Mar 20, 2019
She should be "treating to lick" the grade in English Language on your WAEC cert. angry

He actually meant threatening lol
Business / Re: Latest Update from Dangote Refinery, Ibeju-Lekki, Lagos (Photos and Videos) by Babysho(m): 12:50am On Mar 19, 2019

Environmental impact? Are you kidding? All the countries with refineries don't consider or do EIAs? Lmao

Derivatives of crude oil (as varied and diverse as they are) will always be researched. Just like alternatives to everything is equally researched. Doesn't mean you handicap ypur economy and not produce and export what you can sell while you can sell it. Not rocket science

I understand his views but he's not fully understanding economics. Africa is a large market and as far as development is concerned, they are far from it. The need for petrochemicals would forever be existent in Africa and some parts of Asia. Dangote is going to make a lot of money but he's also doing Africa a favour. What do you think?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Liverpool: UCL (1 - 3) On 13th March 2019 by Babysho(m): 9:54pm On Mar 13, 2019
Liverpool needs to get creative up front but cannot afford to play Lallana because of defensive reasons so we can only hope Firmino who plays as a false 9 gets his game right cos he's making predictable dribbles against strong defenders like Hummels and Martinez. In a match like this, no Bobby, no party.
Politics / Re: See Buhari's Reaction When He Was Announced Winner (Video) by Babysho(m): 7:55am On Feb 27, 2019
The most useless President in the history of Nigeria....

He completed Lagos-Ibadan with the wreck balance Jonathan left. I'm not pro-buhari but I think you're an Atiku fan so I'm just saying Buhari is the better option. The devil you know is better than the devil you don't know.


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