₦airaland Forum

If it enters front page,I'd be damned

Yungwizzzy:
I hardly use my whatsapp self talk more downloading dumb television abi telegraph

2go boy

Cutehector:
Lol if this ass ride u............

She fit give person reason to live

Please Bose,the ones you lost come and gimme...am so freaking skinny!!

Stupeed Silly Network....i use to download at 500kb per sec b4...since June ending I have been downloading at 14kb per sec....Gosh am so annoyed...I have a lotta movies I wanto download!!....I cant IG anymore...whatsapp messages takes 32secs to deliver

gratiaeo:
Look at what 15million deranged Nigerians have put us into with their vote in the name of voting change. This government is confuse.
If na like this change 'gbakwa oku'

Your father

Dani4tech:
Guy can u share ur wallpaper?

Download LineDeco from playstore and thank me in a bit

OP get the remaining pictures and i guarantee front page...

The poster above me...my namesake...hehe

gosh,without makeup shez ugly like ram


is this really Karen??

tdayof:
STOP ADDING SOUTH SOUTH TO YOUR PROBLEMS

Pls do you knw the name of that nigerian movie??

The coolest you ve seen

mczico:
Aquatic recordz /Tawe signed artiste, and a
nairalander, mc zico
comes
with a brand new tune titled
“eledumare” .
The tune is quite lovely and
inspirational.
Enjoy the vtek and tom j produced tune....coming
out soon ...dropping on sat 4th July 2015

I wouldnt buy his album because of his face

Harbosede02:
U aren't handsome.......u are stewpeed

Hey,why are you insulting him,everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion now.

Empire

pls add me 08180967530 jus copy n paste tanx

pbs4real:
hey boorish,stfu! Is that the only word u could come up withur passion for foolery is really alarming. . .anyways i would let all this slide to avoid any foray. . . and always be a gud boy. .

Mumu,Poverty-Stricken Niggur,Ah!...Me god!...its not good to be poor,*in Olamide's voice*...Money no go sweet if owu no dey!

Apart from your natural sense of stupidity,its because your parents arent close to wealth too,thats why your brain isnt functioning the way its meant to. #rhyming on your situation#

This nigga wearing the worn-out polo...I go use insult scatter your life o

I'd like to help you out with your "immense financial lack"...but you are really annoying,my mom has so much money,i could help you start up your own business fool.....but you messed up,so go back to that cafe and continue your meaningless chat with your friends and look for some money to change that curtain.Its very ugly because its cheap......do not quote me again...i told you I lost my PS4...I am jobless....i can insult you till when i get another....do not quote me,dude,am warning you.

It could get bloody

pbs4real:
but its Gargantuan. . . .anyways i can see wat inspired u to write that.

Who is this boor for Halo sake?

You've quoted me about 3 times.
Young man,what did i do to you?

LadyBoss1:
Waiting for Op to apologise

My PS4 developed a fault---That Explains Everything mate

No hard feelings,its the internet,its a faceless forum,*sighs*...what am trying to say is 'You are a victim of some jobless guy trying to make "FrontPage" and am sorry for the false accusations.

Bad Date+Some Internet Crap=Major Bad Week....am very sorry,truly.

PS: Do Not Mind That Piicity dude...hez poor and a fake,trust me.Do not give him your contact

piicity:
I think the OP is trying to get famous easily just to reveal himself,i think the mod should just ban him if he doesnt show up for disobeying rule 10 and 8

Fool,You are just trying to get the LadyBoss1's attention.
By the way,I dont even make money from Nairaland,your threats are empty like my Grandpa's laptop.

And yeah,You thought right,am kinda famous

pbs4real:
in as much as i detest verbosity,the truth need be told,wat u suffering from is what i cal PHANTASMAGORIA ur Recumbency has metarmorphose into wat i cal MEPHISTOPHELEAN, where would this jiggery-pokery take u to Ur case is objurgate and it egregious cos of ur audaciousness, you decided to make it quagmire one so as to gain ballyhoo. . . Stp been a braggadocio to avoid further lampoon. . .i beg to halt to avoid further verbosity. . . Terminus.

mumu

piicity:
Investigation start. Where do you think she is living

I stay close to the eatery,I dont have to tell you where that is...but from her explanation of the incident,it was jus like the exact opposite of what i witnessed

piicity:
O boy @ op,if i discover you are lieing to me,you are a dead man and i hope you know ladyboss1 is my gf and if i found out you are liar,90yrs prison be that ooo bera watch your mouth

Its a true life story sire

Lol,I didnt even do anything,Thanks to Piicity,Ladyboss1,Dharay88,Chimakaire,Sinnzu,kliq,ivvy,booqee11.

You guys rock,really.

NifemiOlu:
Car names being pronounced wrongly isn't peculiar to Nigerians alone. I have made an attempt to compile some car names. Enjoy and learn.

Acura → ‘Ack + you + rah’ | The ‘c’ makes a hard ‘k’ sound. The second syllable sounds like the word ‘you’.

Aston Martin → ‘Ass + ton Mahr + tin’ | First syllable is pronounced ‘ass’ and the second is pronounced like the word ‘ton’. Say ‘Martin’ just like the name!

Audi → ‘Aww + dee’ | Audi is a tough one. For the first syllable just say ‘aww’ like if you were in pain, then ‘dee’ for the second.

Bentley → ‘Bent + lee | One of the simpler car brands, Bentley is pronounced ‘bent’ then ‘lee’.

BMW → ‘Bee Emm W’ | Just say the letters B, M, W!

Bugatti → ‘Boo+gat+ee | The first syllable of the Italian car brand Bugatti is pronounced ‘boo’!

Buick → ‘Byue + ikk’ | A tougher one to pronounce, make sure you pronounce Buick as if there is a ‘y’ following the ‘b’. It’s the same mouth movement as the word ‘cute’.

Cadillac → ‘Kad + ill + ak’ | Make sure you pronounce will a standard ‘L’ sound, nothing fancy.

Chrysler → ‘Cry + sler’ | Instead of making the ‘ch’ sound, pronounce Chrysler as if it is spelled Krysler.

Dodge → ‘Dawdge’ | The ‘o’ makes more of an ‘aw’ sound in Dodge.

Fiat → ‘Fee + awt’ | The ‘i’ makes an ‘ee’ sound.

Ferrari → ‘Fur + arr + ee’ | Makers of some of the fastest and most expensive cars in the world, Ferrari is pronounced as if the first syllable is spelled ‘fur’. The same applies to 'girl' pronounced as /gurl/

Ford → ‘Four + d’ or 'Fod' | An easy one. Just the number 4 plus a ‘d’ at the end!

GMC → ‘Gee + Emm + See’ | Like BMW, all you need to do is say the letters G, M, C.

Honda → ‘Hohn + dah’ | The ‘o’ and ‘a’ make a similar ‘ah’ sound.

Hyundai → ‘Hi + yoon + day’ | This Korean car brand looks tricky, but can easily be split into three simple syllables. Sean Tizzle miss-pronounced this in 2013, he said 'Haiyondai'. He even made a joke by extending it to 'I wan die'. LoL

Infiniti → ‘In + fin + it + ee’ | The first three I’s are all pronounced the same. The fourth sounds like ‘ee’.

Jeep → ‘Jeep’ | The full ‘e’ sound is critical in pronouncing Jeep.

Kia → ‘Kee + ya’ | To pronounce Kia, just say ‘key’ plus ‘ya’.

Land Rover → ‘Laand Row + var’ | Land Rover isn’t too tricky to pronounce. Pronounce ‘Rover’ by saying ‘row’ then ‘var’.

Lamborghini → ‘Lam + bore + gee + nee’ | Another fancy Italian brand of sports cars, the I’s in Lamborghini make an ‘e’ sound.

Lexus → ‘Lecks + us’ | Make sure you say the first syllable as if it’s spelled ‘ecks’ and not ‘eeks’.

Mazda → ‘Mahz + dah’ | A very unique name, make sure to pronounce the ‘z’ properly.

Mercedes → ‘Mer + say + dees’ | The second ‘e’ sounds like an ‘a’.

Mitsubishi → ‘Mitt + sue + bee + shee’ | Remember the last two I’s are pronounced ‘ee’.

Nissan → ‘Nee + sahn’ | The first syllable is pronounced exactly like the word ‘knee’.

Porsche → ‘Poor + shuh’ | Three consonants in a row?! To make things easier, look at the phonetic spelling of Porsche for guidance. Every Nigerian seems to know this one.

Rolls Royce → ‘Row + lls Roice’ | The first word is pronounced just like ‘rolls’ is normally. Royce rhymes with ‘voice’.

Subaru → ‘Soo + bar + oo’ | The two syllables ‘su’ and ‘ru’ both rhyme with ‘boo’. Not 'Subayru' as Yorubas call it. I am Yoruba.

Tesla → ‘Tess + lah’ | The first syllable of Tesla rhymes with ‘mess’.

Toyota → ‘Toy + oh + tah’ | Just say ‘toy’ then ‘yota’!

Volkswagen → ‘Volks + va + kin’ | ‘Volks’ rhymes with ‘folks’, and the second part of the word is pronounced just like ‘vakin’. I learnt this on CNN. Don't argue please. Also, take a clue from Arsenal manager's name Wenger. It's Venger by pronunciation.

Volvo → ‘Vol + vo’ | If you like safe station wagons, then you are familiar with Volvo.

Lastly, Peugeot → ‘Poe+ Joe’ | This car isn't pronounced 'Pijot' or 'Pijoe' and not 'pigeon'.

I know a guy that pronounced Peugeot as Pi-Yu-Jot..buhahahahahaha

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saintikechi:
I need help.

Hey,hey...I know you do..your madness was genetically transferred to you..but atleast you are ugly,so people wouldnt give a flying f√ck about your shit fool

The topic makes it look like you are a cop...i aint fallin for no po-po

Freciprocal:
People conclude easily without reasoning deep...

Replace "Beating" with "Straffing" and read the post again...

Does it make sense now?

Indeed only the wise would understand!

Do you mean strafing?