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freeDR:
No section fits your post, actually.

-Playing fifa14 early in the morning? What's your occupation?

-While SITTED on the floor? It's SEATED, not SITTED.

-"Something just said look..."? Arrgh! guy, that's funny.

-What posture did the scorpion assume for you to conclude it was about to strike?

-It's more correct to refer to a scorpion as venomous than poisonous.

-"Only God knows what would have happened if i was BITTEN by this thing..". Scorpions don't bite, they sting.

-And you are very unlikely to have died from a scorpion sting.

-Next time, don't kill it. Take it to the Zoo....lol.

-You goofed real bad by implicating witches in this, African man!.

-All the same, congrats for not getting stung.

Arbiola:
I don't know the right section to post this to,but lemme just post it here.

I was just playing Fifa14 on my phone while seated on the floor in my room this morning ooh....Something just said "Look beside u,there's something there".Lo and behold when i looked i saw a scorpion, almost about to strike.... Mehn i just thank God... I know this thing is venomous. Only God knows what would have happened if i was stung by this thing...I killed it sha..... Witches,nice try ooooo!!

sonofananimal:
find any 2ams charger. Cost about 500naira

Gabbysky:
RIP to the dead and speedy recovery to the survivors.
But,
This doesn't just make sense to me, just heard those victims live mostly in the Niger Delta.
You live in PH/Warri, work offshore PH/Warri, but have to travel all the way to Lagos to board a helicopter to the rigs. Then the chopper flies you from the Offshore Niger Delta all the way back to Lagos to join another flight or bus back to your homes in the Niger Delta.
Or maybe I'm missing something, it doesn't just make sense at all.
Someone please try to explain the madness to me
Buhari must probe/look into this fast

pretydiva:
Pix of her hymen or idonbilivit

Rtopzy:
No idea

Czar01:
Please whatever you do, don't take Babysho's advice seriously; he's just being foolish.

Arbiola:
Bros wat were u expecting?

icekream:
I can help with some... Add me on whatsapp
08143107704

Arbiola:
Dude you're lanky na........happy for u oh

Making FP these days is like waiting for Naija to win world cup

SkinnyDude:
wearing 3quaterz wil expose my tiny legs... is that what you wear?

sexylogan:
The rantings of a short and fat niggah

SkinnyDude:
why?
ok then, which one is better?

Afrok:
How is this romance related? Well we slim (not lanky) guys rocks .

SkinnyDude:
if you are guy.. just startch your shirt always. and wear skinny jeans. thts how i dress...
and my girl is very short, people wont stop making comment anytime we are strolling.

sinizia:
So true!! A friend of mine once turned down the chance of dating a very lanky girl he loves because her "breàst were like a 'dot' on a plain sheet."

adonbilivit:
lanky girls are portable in bed, so that allows u toss them to any position u like without much stress. they rock and as a lanky guy I am bankable to the ladies too