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I met this girl sometimes ago . For sometimes now,we haven't been in touch that much.She told me to call her last 2 sundays , I did but her line wasn't available.There are times I try to call her,the phone rings and she doesn't pick.I understand she might be at work at that point in time.She din't return those calls and I was suprised when she woke me up yesterday morning telling me her birthday is tomorrow.

My stress here is why would she call to inform me of her birthday when she never bothered returning my calls all this while?

3 girls have claimed to be pregnant for me in the past.I tell them to go and have the baby but am not in support of it.That doesn't mean am denying it though.They end up aborting it of course.

Who get mind go try Prison Break for Kiri kiri

That's why it's in pidgin Nigger

Donjon you sabi the matter and yes na yoruba them take dey talk am wey e dey dey funny well well.


Who wan take ATM card comot money for inside piggy bank

Piggy bank as in KOLO in Yoruba.The kain one wey we dey put coins those days to save money

Don't know if anyone of you guys on here have heard them or maybe you have but doesn't sound as funny as it is to me.Here are some of them.If you have some please post abeg.


You hear words like, You don ever see person wey take Alomo Bitters drink Garri?

You don see Ife Herbalist wey get mind go sleep beside Lion ?

You don ever see Carpenter wey take Ewedu stick do Ladder?

I fink you should just shut the Bleep up.I know of someone who's got what you got and is an Okada rider.He's doing his thing and hoping for brighter days not crying everywhere looking for help.Sort it out yourself.I hate sorry asses like you.People who have worser predicaments tend to work hard . You should do too.
NONSENSE

Yeah.Dem don qualify with goal difference

That's the news that has just reached me after Cameroon were beaten 3-0 by Germany.

Good Luck to them.

You're an actor, you're not who you're depicted to be
The street dreamin, all y'all niggas living through me
I gave you life when niggas was forgetting you emcee
I'm a legend, you should take a picture with me
You should be happy to be in my presence, I should charge you a fee
I'm Big Dog, Glenn Rob, listen God you a flea

JayZ dissing Nas. Blueprint 2

I'm back before you had a chance to miss me
My mama can't save you this time, niggas is history

JayZ dissing Nas, Blueprint 2

When the grass is cut, the snakes will show

Blueprint 2 , JayZ dissing Nas

Can't y'all, see that he's fake, the rap version of TD jakes
Prophesizing on your CDs and tapes
Won't break you a crumb of the little bit that he makes
And this is with whom you want to place your faith?
I put dollars on mine, ask Columbine
When the Twin Towers dropped, I was the first in line
Donating proceeds off every ticket sold
When I was out on the road, that's how you judge Hov, no?
Ain't I supposed to be absorbed myself?
Every time there's a tragedy, I'm the first one to help
They call me this misogynist, but they don't call me the dude
To take his dollars to give gifts at the projects
These dudes is all politics, depositing checks
they put in they pocket, all you get in return is a lot of lip
And y'all buy the shit, caught up in the hype
Cause the nigga wear a coofie, it don't mean that he bright
Cause you don't understand him, it don't mean that he nice
It just means you don't understand all the bullshit that he write
Is it "Oochie Wally Wally" or is it "One Mic"?
Is it "Black Girl Lost" or shorty owe you for ice?


JayZ Dissing Nas, Blueprint 2

I can't help the poor if am one of them,
So I got rich and gave back to me,that's the win win. JayZ Moment of Clarity.

I went from Lukewarm to Hot.JayZ Hard Knock Life

When you first come in the game,they try play
when you drop a couple of hits,look how they wave to you. JayZ Encore.

If you wan Box me Hommie , I can dodge the Jab.JayZ Moment of Clarity.

Knock a Nigger off his Feet but I crawl back.JayZ , Never Change.

Se Ope Wande Coal

You're really making me laugh out loud and Niggers here are wondering what's going on.I wish you a better luck next time.Good Night and Good Bye!

You don't need to get worked up Dude,not my fault you brought a knife to a gun fight. Learn to respect the Badboy(M)

Bye

Hesperus:
Singling out the trouser aspect was just a starting point, believe me there's more where that came from!

But to be honest, I'm done with you. Yes, you dont know my class and neither do I know yours. From your reasoning and intellect, I can tell that you are way down there somewhere so keep wallowing in your cesspit of ignnorance.

LOSER!

I couldn't stop laughing when I read this Like I said,you're one very funny Dude.If not,how come you were requesting I provided my bosses and now you're saying you're done?It's only normal you back up now that you know you've obviously lost to avoid more woes.I know you very much Mr. Hesperus,you're my very good friend,you had nothing sensible to say as at the time you posted this and am sure you'll be back when you must have contacted whoever has been telling you what to say on here.Aren't you the victim of what you once accused me of? (Hesperus)

As for it's Jose Mourinho and the fact that was there was a Nigerian in the club.Mikel

Hesperus:
One more thing. I see you writing here about men fixing weaves. Guy, try and apply some sense to your words, even if only a wee bit. I'm sure if I ask you, you'd also tell me girls shouldn't cut their hair low since it is a boyish look, right? Or that white boys shouldn't have long hair, only girls should? Obviously, some things are clearly marked as feminine. If in doubt, you can check the weave packaging.

My point still remains the same; necessity is the mother of invention.

You really don't have a point Dude.I thought clothings and every other thing that has got to do with fashion are clearly differentiated from each other according to you? You're one very funny Nigger.Now you're telling me,weavons are clearly marked for Women.How about earrings?Oh ! now I get your point,in your bible it will be Women can wear what is meant for Men but Men can't wear that of Women.You failed to tell me what a Company's policy has got to do with Religion? You're really beginning to sound like a Looser to me.

Hesperus:
Look who is talking about point. What exaclty is yours? Because uptil now, you still havent made any. At least I have tabled mine, wh dont you do the same?

I dont see how I am losing this. Obviously, since it takes you almost a week to reply, I am assuming you are coached on what to say i.e you're probably gathering opinions from elsewhere. Thus, I refuse to exchange words with a common messenger, go and call your advisers to come and do battle with me.

Incase you didnt notice, part of the idea of this site is to remain anonymous, to an extent. Since you're so "proud" of yourself and wherever you are from, why not drop your name and contact address as well. Or where you named badboym from birth? Frankly, I wont be surprised if you answer in the affirmative.

Taking a week before I reply huh ? Well Dude,am an Entrepreneur and though I am on the internet for almost all day,I need to work to put food on my table first before answering some Dude whom I don't know his class on nairaland.My point is very much clear,the world is confused,if not why do people read one book and practice different things?You agreed on that huh ? If not,why is it that you singled out the trouser aspect?

Hesperus:
NIGGER.

I dont know which bush you live in, but where I am from, trousers meant for women are clearly differentiated from those meant for men. Now, what is a blouse? Simply a top covering sewn in a feminine way. And it is very different from the way men;s shirts are sewn. Likewise, corporate shirts for women are different from those for men. My point is, the style differentiates the sex it is meant for. Have you not seen female pyjamas before? And if you do your research well, you will discover some nightwear for men sewn in form of a robe though those are quite dated now. Mind you, I'm not referring to housecoats/bathrobes. Or do you want to tell me those are not meant for men too, because they are not trouser-like?

Back in the days, women wore thermal wear under their dresses (i.e stockings, pantyhose, etc) which are sewn trouser-like. Do you agree?

The issue of protective gear and the scottish attire are just instances to further illustrate to you my point. Are you tellin me that a woman working in that sector should shun PPE because of religion? That would be nothing short of folly!

I'm not asking you to shun the old testament, but you should know that the new testament overshadows and summarises it. The 10 commandments you are referring to have been rolled into one - Love God, and love your neighbour. Besides, like I said earlier, do you still live by the old testament laws? An eye for an eye? Sleeping with your brother's wife when he dies? Sacrificing burnt offerings? You cannot ignore one law and pick another, just to suit you.

Thank God for the freewill he has given us, you can do/think whatever you want. You keep asking me if I know better than God. Ask yourself this - DO YOU?

This is becoming one thing been said over and over again.I have said earlier that since trousers meant for woman are clearly differentiated from that of men,am sure that is why there are now earrings worn by men as long as they're clearly differentiated from that women .Yes men should wear weave ons but should ensure they're clearly differentiated from the ones women wear. To me,you really don't have a point,I repeat what has the Bible got to do with a Company's policy and their dressing code?Lol since skirts are worn in Scotland,those were also clearly differentiated from the ones women wear? I can't stop laughing . These days Church goers are beginning to worship Pastors and you're one of those.

For the records , love God and love your neighbour is still referring to everything in the Old testament.Why are you getting worked up?All cos you're loosing this?Hey you should check my profile , am sure my village is better than yours cos I can show mine while you can't show yours.

Hesperus:
There you go, judging others. FYI, I have never stepped foot inside a Christ Embassy church, except a couple of times when I went to their campus fellowships. Does it matter where I worship? What is paramount is the conviction in your heart, you will agree with me that being a church-goer (even to whatever church YOU believe is holiest) does not guarantee salvation.

That said, now let me break down this trouser issue to you. Firstly, where is it written that trousers are meant for men? Afterall, men in the biblical era wore robes. If you decide to go by present day assumptions, then a robe is a flowing garment, such as a boubou. Do men wear boubou?

Let me give you more instances. People living in cold regions wear layers to keep warm. Are you telling me that women there should only wear skirts, and freeze?
Also, talk about protective gear. Should women in certain industries (oil and gas, fire services) wear PPE made in a skirt-like manner, simply because the bible says they shouldnt wear what pertaineth to a man? How about women in sports (tennis, football), they should also wear skirts? Please let us be reasonable here.

Of course, you are aware that a skirt is part of the scottish traditional attire for men. Tell me that is a sin as well?

Mind you, the bible verse you are quoting is from the old testament. If we decide to live by all that is in that part of the bible, you know what will happen. I'm talking about all the eye for an eye verses and all that. Which is why Jesus came, so we can have a new testament and a fresh outlook in life.

I hope I made enough sense here.

Thanks again Mr Hesperus for deceiving those you can but please am not one and can never be ONE.Now let me start from where you started by answering you one after the other.Oh yeah the Church one attends sure doesn't guarantee salvation.Am very much aware of that.It doesn't have to be written anywhere to know trousers are meant for Men.Where is it written that Blouses are meant for Women?Why don't you wear them?Why not wear a night gown to bed ? You don't know better than God and with your answers you're almost denying Deut 22:5.

People in Cold regions most especially the Women can have an alternative aside trousers and please don't ask me what those are cos back in those days you were talking about , women never wore trousers and they still survived.Are you gonna tell me the weather of then and now are different ?


My Brother let me remind you that we are talking about Religion here and not some Company dress code or Policies.What has the dress code of a particular game have to do with the Bible?What does it have to do with people working in the Oil and Gas ? What has the Scottish dress code got to do with the Bible?Can you please tell me?

Of Course am not denying the fact that the Bible verse am quoting is from the Old Testamnent and whatever you said Jesus came to do with the New Testament.Young Man,Since the verse am quoting is from the Old Testament,does that mean we should just abandon the Old Testament and only read the New ? Young Man have you forgotten that 10 Commandment is in the Old Testament? Are you telling me Jesus said it is no longer valid cos of New Testament ? You've got no point Nigger and like I said earlier,Many professing Christians want to make Deuteronomy 22:5 of none effect. They don't like the law. It embarrasses them before the world. So they nullify it with all sorts of strained hermeneutical ploys. Know what? You can chop the verse up however you want to. You're still responsible to keep it. And don't tell me you love God if you won't.

And yes you made lots of sense maybe to everyone but one person.You know who?

Hesperus:
I worship in a Church. You still havent answered my question you know, I will assume it is because you have no clear cut response for me. Am I right?

Now here is the verse again,

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." (Deu 22:5 )

Mr Hesperus you must be one of those Christ Embassy boys.Your Pastor preached against this and he was wrong.Trousers every sane person knows is meant for Men.The fact that the Bible din't categorically say Women should not wear it doesn't mean it's not what it meant, I won't be suprised if your Pastor tells you to wear skirts since it's not categorically stated in the Bible.Am not even suprised Oya Chris perms his hair,yes that's cos it's not categorically stated.I sure won't be suprised to see you guys wear weavon on your heads cos it's not stated in the Bible.I don't even trip when I see a Nigger wear earrings to Church,why would they not when it's not categorically stated in the Bible?

I sure wouldn't be suprised if your Pastor starts telling you homosexualism is not a Sin when Big boys and girls who are Billionaires and are homosexual starts worshipping with y'all .He sure wouldn't wanna loose the 10% they will give every Month end. Cos it's stated thus in the bible in Lev 18:22 'Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable, Am waiting for the day they will preach against that too.

What I mean here is,after dressing what are those things you must take with you and how do you keep them?

For me,Am always with my Cellphone to the left hand side of my pocket.Money to the right,Keys to the left hand side of my back pocket and my ID to the right.

If am wearing native,It's money to the right and other stuffs at the left since I aren't got back pockets in those.

Let's know yours.

Hesperus:
Guy, I am not trying to complicate issues, I am only stating the obvious. Since you think you are so learned, can you prove to me that the Bible categorically said "trousers should not be worn by women"? I hereby challenge you!

Challenge me?Well then you're most welcome . Here is my first answer for ya:
Many professing Christians want to make Deuteronomy 22:5 of none effect. They don't like the law. It embarrasses them before the world. So they nullify it with all sorts of strained hermeneutical ploys. Know what? You can chop the verse up however you want to. You're still responsible to keep it. And don't tell me you love God if you won't.

P.S: May I know where you worship?

german007:
@badboym

Sir can you please tender your evidence of your claim and status?


Regards

Tender Evidence of what claims ?

Nigger,read the Bible and comprehend it yourself.You know the verse you're only trying to complicate issues just like most Pastors are today.My point here is simple.If the World isn't confused,why do they read just one book (Bible)and practice different things?

Power failure at the National Stadium, Abuja just before the Tunisians started their first work-out held up the Carthage Eagles session for nearly 10 minutes on Friday.

The Tunisians, who arrived on Friday, were allowed to use the main bowl of the National Stadium even though the rules only allow them to train on it for one hour on the eve of the match.

"They were nice to us when we went there so we are just returning the compliment," an NFF official told said. However, that show of hospitality was almost ruined when public power supply was abruptly interrupted at about 7pm when the Tunisians were about to start training.

The standby generator came on about 10 minutes later, but the Tunisians said they were not bothered "It is not a problem," Haithem Rachdi, an accompanying journalist with Hannibal TV in Tunisia said with a wry smile. "Things like this happen but it is okay."

The team carried on with no further incident and have planned a press conference at the Sheraton Hotel by 10:30am on Saturday.


http://www.supersport.com/football/article.aspx?headline=Power%20failure%20interrupts%20Tunisia%20training&id=314670

Radio stations in Lagos have largely observed a call by Nigerian artists for a "No-Music Day" to protest at piracy and the non-payment of royalties.

The BBC's Fidelis Mbah in the city says some stations have instead played foreign music.

A musicians' spokesman said that many stations and nightclubs see obtaining music licences as an "alien idea".

Last week, a group of Lagos musicians organised an ongoing hunger strike to protest at rampant piracy.

Our correspondent says pirated CDs of popular albums are readily available on the city's streets, at a fraction of the official price.

Despite the occasional raid on the pirates' production outfits, security agents have failed to tame their activities, he says.

It is the first time Nigerian musicians have united to highlight their plight.

'Pain'

Nigerian Music Industry Coalition spokesman Efe Omorogbe said the failure to pay royalties was equivalent to making and distributing pirated CDs.


We're not relying on the album [sales], we're only relying on shows

Musician Xtreme
"There are probably more radio stations in Lagos than in two other African countries put together. Lagos stations do not pay royalties," he told the BBC's Network Africa programme.

He said Nigeria had two royalty collection associations.

Radio stations often say they do not know which one collects for which catalogue.

"The system has failed to structure itself in such a way that people are compelled to pay," he said.

The musicians' indefinite hunger strike will be followed by a protest to the National Assembly, our correspondent says.

Lagos musician Funsho Olatunbosun, who goes by the stage name Xtreme, says piracy has really affected his income.

"All the artists are feeling the pain, we're not relying on the album [sales], we're only relying on shows," he said