₦airaland Forum

MrCrackles:
Yeah i kinna agree wid the thread title. . . .

Thanks for feeling my pains Bro.

Hesperus:
So what exactly is your point? Cos all what you're saying sounds like baseless ranting to me! You just seem to be sitting on the fence, neither here nor there.

You say whatever you wanna and for the records,you don't have to agree with this okay?I tend to tell it as it is.Can you tell me why those Pastors Preach give and you shall receive and never really think of the Poor? You said what ?, Before you say more,Can you afford any of the Schools established by Nigerian Pastors ? It's even what an Average Millionaire can't afford for their wards.LMAO. Jesus in his days helped mostly the Poor destitutes and Nonentities but Naija Pastors have special prayers it all depends.The more money you pay,the better the prayer you get.Jesus never segregated.Yahoozee is a crime in every constitution in the World but why do some Pastors not criticize it?Lol.You know the answer but for the benefit of those that don't,It's cause when they make money they pay 10%.I know of a Pastor that prays for yahoo boys.Wonders shall never end o.

If Naija Citizens are criticizing the Govt,Pastors should not stand behind that pupit , open their disgusting Mouth to say ditto.Afterall Govt have Schools for the poor while the so bleeping called Men of God don't.Jesus in his days din't rode on a Bicycle but I wonder why some Pastors own private jets and still will not stop . They go about flaunting Billionaire's club.Chei.Na only God know who they worship am for real.

However,the only Pastor I acknowlege in Nigeria is T.B Joshua, Yes am refering to the Synagogue Man.He's helping lots of Destitutes and turning Nonentities to Entities.How many I fit talk self.Hissssssssssss.

Yuri Zhirkov (Chelsea) Yori Yori

Ujujoan:
Okay so you want to have sex when you spend on a girl, meaning you want sex in exchange for money? You feel she dosent deserve respect cos you spent money on her? Meaning her respect is for sale?

So I'll be right to say you expect a girl to be your mugu once you spend on her!! So what's wrong with a girl making you her own mugu once in a while??

Well let me explain a little more.I believe the wooing thing is outdated and if I wanna woo anyone , it should be the gurl I wanna spend the rest of my life with.If I want sex,it's been one of the easiest for me ever since I elevated.I got booty calls.I also believe booty calls are cheaper.I don't have to spend the world to get em to bed.I also don't want a girl that's B@tch oriented.I mean one lazy girl that will expect me to be everything and extend to her family members.This year have dashed a guy about half a million but haven't given a girl more than a percent of that.

Nice Thread,am beginning to wonder what it will look like in years to come.Guys this days just believe girls are not worth it.I guess that's why they don't do that no more.I always say to myself , why do all the nonsense when am not so sure of the future of the relationship.Why not buy one of this Lands in Mowe and start paying instalmentally instead of spending the money on a girl am not sure of.

There's this thing about girls,whenever they meet a guy,some of them always have the believe of "I don catch Mugu" at heart.Most guys really don't wanna be called that.
Another thing wey dey vex me na when na me wan spend my money and the babe go still wan dey form for me.Dey wan dey Boss me around all the name of Ladies are meant to be respected.Bleep I don't respect that.

I here them from friends and can't help but laugh .Here are some funny nicknames made in Naija.

Real Name Nickname
Dejan Stankovic(Inter) Deji Stankovic.
Ibrahimovic.(Barcelona ) Ibrahimo
Assou Ekotto (Tottenham) Asun Ekiti
Fabregas (Arsenal) Fabre-pass
Almunia (Arsenal) Aluminium
Jankulovski (Milan) Janglova
Shawn Wright Phillips(City) Short Wright Phillips.

If anyone has got some funny ones , please post so am not left out when people call those funny nicknames.

One of the Most Powerful Men in the World 21 years ago in his grand Mother's House.

You have this gurl who is all over you telling you she loves you and you really don't believe her cos you met her when you started doing good.What's the best way to test her love for you?

Have been to all part of Nigeria and I can categorically tell you Kano is the best.I am planning to finally relocate there

Why pay to already rich Pastors.Please give that money to the Orphanage home.God will accept that better rather than give it to those confused Pastors.

Issues like this are why I said the World is confused.People read just one book and bring out different doctrines from it thereby leading to different denominations.It will really be nice on the last day to see how lots we think are Holy will be burning in Hell.This is why I have decided not to practise no more.Will rather give my money to an Orphanage rather than give them to a Pastor that doesn't know what he's doing.

Wow

Hesperus:
Abeg, you guys shd stop misinterpreting jare! It says "women should not wear what pertaineth to a man. .", right? So, where does it particularly say trousers are men's clothing? Afterall, all illustrations of Jesus Christ are of him in a robe. Would you say those are female garments?

Nigger,I no go talk too much.Na God really know who go make heaven.I bought the land I built on from a church and the Land was supposed to be sold for 1m but I bought it for 1.2m.After I had paid the money to one of the big boys in the church,there was a misunderstanding between the agents and the guy from the church involved , you needed to see how the guy was behaving cos of money.He din't wanted to give what belonged to the agents to them.As if that wasn't enough,when I wanted to sign the agreement,they were telling me to donate money for the church's project.This one wey I dey talk so na by force o.We still dey drag the matter.See,it is clearly stated in the Bible and now you're trying to complicate it.What will be the name of your bible be?Na everybody dey write their own now.Listen if Hell fire wasn't forever,am sure I won't burn than most Pastors and people like you who deceive people and try to remix what the bible says.

I don't practice any religion but I believe if I die,I will make Heaven cos am a good guy.

nwaka_80:
U mentioned d bible condeming wearing trouser to church, if i may ask does it also condem wearing it outside the church and before i forget can u help and give me the quotation where it is written in the bible to be on d safe side.

Deutoronomy 22:5

People really don't marry for love this days.Hate me all you can,people most especially girls marry degrees,sex,money and material things in general while guys on the other hand marry beauty sometimes money and literacy.

Before I proceed, I must state here that I believe in God.People are meant to be loved,things are meant to be used but in the world today,things are loved and people get used.

Who really knows the truth about eternity?I swear no one does.Look at the 2 most popular religions.Christianity and Islam.They both have different denominations.They claim to read the same book (Bible,Quran) but practice different things.Let me start from the Muslims.Some believe in peace while some believe in War. Those that believe in War(OSAMA,BOKO HARAM e.t.c.),believe if they die in the process,they will make Heaven while the ones that believe Islam is a religion of peace will detest that.

Christianity.Uncountable denominations,registered and unregistered ones.Some are PLC,Some are Partnership,Some sell stocks and some even have Millionaires club and so on.They all have different marketing strategies,I know some that would canvass you telling you they have very nice sexy babes and cute guys in their church so as to entice you to join them.I know of some that will never let you be until you join them.Why is that?Cos when you do,you will pay tithes and offering for the development of their projects and all that.Some even impose it on you to bring at least 5 new members the next Sunday School using what the Bible said as an excuse "Go ye and preach the Gospel "when money is what they really want.Muslims don't do that and they both believe they will make Heaven.Lol

Some will tell you wearing earrings as a guy is not a Sin while some will detest that.Some Pastors encourage adultery and Fornication some will tell you it's a Sin.Some allow girls to wear Trousers to the Church even when the Bible clearly stated it's a Sin and some will tell you it's right and some will tell you it's not.The trademark of some is "Jerry curls" while some say it's wrong.Lol.One thing I know for sure is even if a Church has it's name as "CELESTIAL CHURCH OF SATAN".People will attend it as far as there's miracle.


I believe in Jesus but can someone prove he's the one we see on those Posters?Is that the true looks of Holy Mary in Catholic Churches?The Isrealites who we all know in the Bible to be the children of God don't even believe in Jesus.How about that?Some believe Garments are what are to be worn to the House of God but some just wear anything.Some believe one is supposed to go to Church with bare foot while some think otherwise.Some don't celebrate Christmas.Some believe we will die and go to Heaven but some believe heaven is here on earth.

How many I fit talk self . Make I go find wetin I go chop abeg.

This is the time to invest in these places.To me , where Mowe and Ofada is located is very good.It's close to the express and links to the Island.It will be a very good investment. Though the Lawyer did a good research , I would advice people to buy now cos in future they will be happy they did.

lovestorm:
for 8K below you can get so many around Nyannyan Area "B".
i know one called DUBY SUITE for example and about 5 more hotels/motels of good comfortable interiors you can lookout for!

have fun!!

Can we chat on messenger

I will prefer say 8K below.Someone told me I can get something of that range in Mararaba

Does that mean no one here peeped through windows to watch films or better still watch films in their neighbour's apartment?Lol , I remember say my Mama come vex go buy video so we no go dey fall her hands, It's all good now

Anyone with a meaningful info please?

First I know this is a wrong section for this and please I know under bridge will be the cheapest I can get but I want something a little homely and there should be constant electricity.

I wanna go do something in Abuja for a week and I need a cheap hotel where I can lodge.Does anyone know one?

Nigger,Very nice one.You need to say this on one of those shows like "A Night of Thousand Laugh", Keep it up

scemchee:
@poster
You type are deserved to be kept at the zoo, ooh by the way, how old are you?

Brother abeg take am easy on people o.Na so so yab you just dey yab for most of the replies wey you don write.

Is someone out of what to say and using my lines ? She e ro pe e le to,Emi ma le gan o.

Whoever said it was wrong to kill those Idiots that call themselves Boko Haram is nothing but a Bastard.I wish most of them were in Borno or had some of their loved ones or close relatives there murdered then they'll have an idea.Why would some sets of Idiot wanna rebel a Government of a State , or better still the whole Nigeria claiming they want it to be an Islamic Country and who ever doesn't wanna subject to their laws be executed?

I was just saying am not feeling secure in this Country again due to the fact that the Government as not been able to do anything about those Greedy boys in Niger Delta fighting for their pockets claiming they're doing it for the people in Niger delta.

Honestly I wish some of you Idiots were there and were killed or better still someone you loved was there and got killed then you will understand why it was necessary for the government to take that action.

hotteju:

I am just getting to know that it is against the rules of this website to have fun
and can you quote me where I said I think he is a fool

My dear friend there are better ways of passing your points across without using derogatory words. Even at that your opinion does not count

If you do not have any reasonable thing to post
just read and leave okay it is not compulsory for you to increase your posts here on Nairaaland.

Come to think of it Lemme be the big sister and leave you boys alone

Me a fool?Ha!!!In my own opinion , you're dead wrong.You're backing gold diggers .That means you're one irresponsible gurl.I got one last word for you Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.This is the last time am gonna trade words with you on this issue.Learn to respect them BIG BOYS next time okay?

hotteju:
You are such a cheerful clown
continue to live your fantasies here on Nairaland
You would make it one day
Say Amen to that

BTW even when you make it
one thing is obvious
you would never have class and finesse
and even gold diggers like me would want a classy guy

Fantasies?Uhmmm babe.Have checked your profile and can tell the kindda girl you are.I guess you go through mine so you have an idea who you're dealing with

dapsycool:
My children, he don do, if ya diss urself again    Ima wipe ya asses    

Daddy please leave us alone.She's proving Stubborn

hotteju:
Lol
You young teens of nowadays never cease to amuse me

So you think finishing junior secondary school is such a big acheivement

LMAO
Or is it because you got a job as a cybercafe attendant that is making you think that you have acheived something? Or where else would you get free internet?

Please this is just an innocent question
do not get all worked up

I like your guts babe. I guess you're running outta what to say and that's why you're talking balderdash now.Me , just finished secondary School?Common get serious Teju.Cyber Cafe attendant,ha,I really don't mean to brag Bleep you're talking to a multi millionaire here.Living a Movie and not living by rules.Own my home and an enterpreneur. Girls like you hate guys like us cos we have it and fail to spin it on Gold diggers like you.That's why you hate me yet you can't escape me. Guess I can't decide from bad and good , bad is good , good is ugly, That means am gonna make more money.Aren't I flossy?

Am Alone:
U dey insult person English y you no fit write for us beta one. . . . _fu

Thanks my Brother

debest1:
no mind am jare hotteju, even if the stat is correct you must belong to the 95%ile sha o, i mean that pic on your profile is that of a real african woman

Someone dissing me again ?

hotteju:
I can see that you are beginning to get hypertensive
I understand its okay to get worked up
you are still growing so I would just let you be and allow you to live your fantasies on the Internet
at least by the time you hit 20 you should have gotten one of those dirty gutter girls in your area to screw
but before then just read and learn, I understand how it is to be a young growing teen
just take it one at a time
your own time would soon come okay
face your studies for now

Well I never told you to diss me at the first place.I only said what I felt about a post which is why everyone is here and you decided to take on me and am not the kindda DUDE that backs out in anything and I guess that's why am where I am today.Now that you've decided to back out , it's still your choice.Brains aren't always everything and in your case,they're nothing and for that Dunderhead wey call himself Faakay , Are you always stupid abi you just dey make efforts today?

faakay:
MONEY = NAIJA BABES

WHEN YOU GOT NO CASH!! U ARE ON A LONG THING

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Guy you be MUMU! You just opened ur stinky mouth you this OMO IBADAN and talk like person wey OKRO dey drop for him mouth!!! U JST WANNA F U C K JST LIKE THAT??  Maybe you dealing with prostitutes!!

Guys like you can't even toast a girl!!!

Armchair writer abi na Mouth Talky Yummy  

Me Mumu?I guess not.Na Stinking Jews like you wey dey pay Bitches like hotteju be Mugu and point of correction,I no be Ibadan boy.Me no fit boo babe,give me your elder sister,na the same day wey I woo am I go Bleep her wide womanliness.Na people like you wey be woman wrapper no dey fit woo babe.

hotteju:
Good to know that my request would be considered
But just so you know, it is for your own self development that you get those books I recommended,
so that you can at least upgrade from all those so called razz babes you use and dump. . .

Razz babes?,Well am not a saint and wouldn't deny I do some of those but you know what,you're way below most of the girls I screw.Idiot!!!