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hotteju:
Good for you!
Go and get Queens Premier English or better still Brighter Grammar Text book
then maybe I would notice you

All of that so you could notice me?I don't think I need that for now.I got lots on my list,maybe I'll reconsider your request when am done with them.

Fhemmmy:
i remember the friend fishes on the way to school.
Remember adding sugar to gari and putting it in my pocket and eat during lectures

hotteju:
who dumped you?

Dump me?Am way too advanced than that.I rather dump them.When they come to me,I tell them I just wanna Bleep but when they see what am worth,they wanna chewing gum me.You know just like a hungry girl like you would do and I end up screwing them that once and throw them away lol.Hunger for don kill all of una if to say all boys for lagos be like me.

P.S I don't mean all girls o.Am referring to all those hungry lagos gold diggers like hotteju

Who told you it's 95% of them.It's 99.9% and you got it wrong they're not even good for girlfriends.They're nothing but HOES as far as am concerned.

Chair Cover you're so sweet uhmmmm, Abeg make we talk about how we take dey still money from our parents self.Make we no pretend say na from small pikin we begin dey Bleep.I dey come back.

sycapponia:
That book on the first post brought a sharp memory of those days in School ooo,

Can anybody remember the program RENTAGHOST, Twas one of my favorites on NTA 2 channel 5 after school hours during children's belt hours, I think it was Wednesdays or so by 6pm, cant really remember sef.

I sure remember rentaghost.Those ones wey those guys dey hold their nose disappear, Good Old days.

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Yeah and they did put a lot of people to worry cos they wanted to know what happened afterwards.Well you guys sure remember this.When Naija was still Naija.

Fhemmy so you self been dey go Pen Cinema.You sure say me and you been no dey see ? You still remember that game wey dem dey play outside that place.Kai no more Pen cinema. Now na TFC. Rebarobyn since NTA is your favorite.Do you remember "Behind the Cloud"

Nice one Fnemmy and chair cover you sabi am.Now how many of una remember this guy ?

How about "CHECKMATE", That had Richard Mofe Damijo amongst others?

How about those soap operas on TV, How many of you remember "Tales by Moon Light"? How many of you still Remember " Aye Akamara" ? The Abijas , Oyinboyins , Fadeyi Oloro , Ogunjimi and the rest of them.Make una remind me of some abeg.

Some people do things in a way and you're just like I will never help anyone no matter what.I know of someone who had a Farm,the guy is living moderately though.Owns his House and does supply but I guess decided to own the farm as well so as to keep busy in days when he doesn't have to go out.There was a Woman that approached him last december looking very wretched backing a little baby.She had asked the guy to give him some Hen so she could sell since it's a festive period.The guy asked where her husband was and she told him they had divorced or as the case may be for Africa he just waka leave am.

The guy out of sympathy for the little baby she was backing gave her goods worth close to 200K and till date she has not paid,it's been one story and the other.The guy wanted to help so she could always bring the money as soon as she sells but she messed up.

The guy got angry wouldn't give customers any more goods on loan no more cos even before that incident there has been cases similar to that.Now all everyone around says is the guy is a bad "GUY".There are lots of people who are supposed to be nice like that but cases like this has made them otherwise,


Will be back for more, Will share mine later

I liked this one too.

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, This is really interesting.Sweet

What is that thing you've done that someone maybe friend,family member or whoever din't appreciate but turned out to call you a bad person.This things happens everyday and would like to hear people's experience.I'll share mine later.Ones that happened to me directly and ones that happened to people that are close to me.

emilyone:
am used to not eating b/fast every morning till 12pm or 1pm cus as soon as i brush i loose appetite and i'll rather not have break fast than not brushing

Okay o.So that means you don't eat since you loose appetite after brushing?

She's one of those matured Woman in those Yoruba movies,

Nigger,no be only dey do am for this Naija o.Inshort where we been dey argue the matter na majority say dem no dey brush before them chop in the morning.

One thing I have noticed with most Nigerians is that they don't brush before eating in the morning.I don't too.The reason is because I don't like how food taste in my mouth immediately after brushing and when I asked the people that do it why,they told me the same thing.For me,I just prefer to have breakfast first and brush so my Mouth is all fresh all day.

Pittbaby:
And you will kiss a female dog , it is in the stars , nonsense

You dey Craze o.Wetin concern you wetin I do with my Mouth?Na ya Mouth?Abeg mind your business.

I can kiss any bitch as long as her mouth no dey smell

Vic Bitch,

Lol,I bet you thought I was never gonna be better than what I was but damn,I got even richer 40 times more.Add the numbers up so you have an idea how much am worth now, Do you know what that means?, Now I own a Home,you once dissed me when I din't had much on me after spending it on you and your God saken wretched Family and now God is planning to get me to a better School and can you guess where bitch?, The United Kingdom.I hear your escapades and I just laugh and am like wow so good to dump a cheap bitch.Even with all the waka about,you can't afford to buy a generator for your wretched home.And when I was there it ran for 24 hours.No wonder they say Ashaw.o no be work

Just incase you never knew,I hated you right from when I knew you were cheating,Did I hear you exclaim?Who told you am not aware you were sleeping with Samuel,Who told you am not aware that lecturer bleeped.Who told you I dont know that night you went to that your Cousin Akere's place he bleeped you?Lol.I no wan talk the rest.I knew it but decided to keep you cos then I had it in my mind you were no more a lover but a BITCH to keep me busy whenever my D.I.C.K wants some action plus use you for the House cleaning and and doing dishes lol.

Wanna know why I finally dumped you cos you were beginning to disrespect me too much which was the contrary when things were going well for me then and you been no wan come dey give me T o T o Bleep well well again.Na im make me dump you.I don't wish you bad but please don't think you played me cos as far as am concerned I used my money out of you.House Girl and bleeped the hell out of your National Pussy


I never wanna set my eyes on you, CHEAP gay BITCH.

You want them for good and on their minds they're like, "I don catch Mugu",

Too bad Nigger!!!Well Emmy Boy said the EFCC and Interpol are public friendly?Well I don't beleive there's any public friendly force in Nigeria.If you wanna depend on them,you'll have to pay more and still not sure they will do what you want them to do.Try the American Embassy.I hope they help you out.

Good Luck

Bye

See that BIT$H wey call herself Sugabelle and all birds of the same feathers like am wey come here comedey talk rubbish.It to say all boys be like me na either all of una wey be gold diggers don start Ashawo work professionally or una find work do or else hunger go kill una.

This is why I tend to go for Prostitutes.I mean we agree on a fee , I screw she's happy and I am.All this so called Sisters are the worst.They're pretenders.