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coolier:
Last night and you can still post on Nairaland today, then you're lucky. You must have been bitten by a harmless baby scorpion. Some are deadly.

Yes it was a baby Scorpion.

Please I need you comments on this, I was bitten by a small one last night and the spot is still itching.

Issues like this must be responsible for the refusal of my student Visa couple of weeks ago.I used a confirmation of result and the entry officer refused my application stating that I should have added a scratch card.Too bad for the guys.

This is not new.

‎​Ibo businessman dies & goes to Heaven.As a reward, God gives him 2 huge palaces.He sells one, rents the other, & goes to live with his relatives in Hell, lol

I am not a part of this.

The problem many people din't see was the fitness level of the Super Chickens.They should work on their fitness which was why they lost to Ghana.The fact that they don't play beautiful doesn't mean Amodu should be sacked atleast we got something from the Tournament.Yes I agree he can't read games, That's where a Supporting Coach like Siasia should come in.They should work together.

My case is so annoying.I had everything required of me and the statement of account was mine.I was refused a Student Visa cos the person that reviewed my application claimed the results I had on my Visa letter and the one I submitted contradicted each other when that wasn't actually the case.I used two waec results.One of 2005 that had a certificate and the other of 2008 without certificate.Since the certificate for 2008 isn't ready yet,I had to get a letter of confirmation from waec and the date it was issued was 5th of jan 2010.The person that reviewed my application only checked the date the statement of result was issued and din't bother to look below to confirm the result corresponds with what I had on my Visa letter.


I processed the whole application through an Agent Glory Educational Services and they're well known here in Naija plus the School am applying to International College Portsmouth recognizes them.The Agency is telling me to re-apply immediately and my question now is,is it possible to just re-apply immediately just like that?

Someone who knows about this should please tell me as I intend applying again hopefully on Tuesday and the school resumes on the 8th of February.

I don't believe this but I'll be vigilant

That was tuface's words in the recent party he Organised for the celebration of his 10th year in the music Industry in a Hotel in Lekki.The Collabo with R.Kelly has raised lots of controversies most especially after the Chicago born King of R&B denied ever meeting Tuface no to talk of a Collabo with him.Tuface also added that R.Kelly recorded his part and sent it to him and they were not in the Studio together.Uhmmm.

Am waiting for the Video .

Boss 2 secretary: Let me sleep with u, Just 1time, I'll b quick, I'll pay u 1000$, I'll throw the money on the floor & b4 u bend down & pick it, I'll be done!Girl likes the proposal & she calls her Bf. Bf: "Its Ok, but ask for 2000$ & b very quick 2 pick the money."Aftr 4 hrs Bf calls his gf, "What happend?"Gf: "The Bastard used Coins, im still collecting and he's still fucking!"

A new word has been added to the Oxford Dictionary. Mutallab<mu-ta-lab>;n : A rich kid who attempts to throw his life away for silly reasons. Synonyms- 'Idiot, Ode,' Usage Examples: 'Are you a Mutallab?' 'Stop this Mutallabness.' 'Get out of the road you Muta-Muta.' Local Dialect Use>'Wo ma Mutallab ori e', 'Commot for, diaaaa! Mutallab oshi', 'Aga ma Mutallab isi gi kita kita' accepted abbreviation> mumu

@Jcross , You don't have a say here.Who are the false prophets that will possibly come up with this?Are you envious cos the miracles in Christianity are only those premeditated and arranged?Come to think of it,why are there different bibles and the holy Quran is just one ? I feel so sorry for Christians.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX-xVN0xERk&feature=player_embedded


The Nigger might loose lots of fans with this.

No One can prove that Jesus was born on the 25th of Dec and that's why it is.

http://nigeriafilms.com/news/6165/15/shameless-wannabes-of-nollywood.html


If what happened at the nominees’ party of the Best of Nollywood Awards held at La Cachette Club, Ikeja, Lagos, is anything to go by, then the resuscitation of the industry by concerned practitioners and stakeholders would take a long time to come.

Apart from the presence of Funke Akindele, Iyabo Ojo, Ayo Badmus, who was busy chasing skirts after skirts, the rest of the actresses most especially the up and coming ones in the Yoruba genre are just hustlers.
There seems to be no difference between them and professional club girls with the way they behaved at the party. In fact, their conduct leaves much to be desired.

Their skimpy dresses were way out of this world. They drank recklessly and puffed stick after stick as if cigarettes were running out of fashion. When they cry that directors and producers are harassing them sexually, we bet it is the other way round from what happened at the gig. Aside the raunchy dance and smooching from different men who later took some of them home, they have constituted themselves as complete nuisance, desperate to become stars over night.

If what happened at the nominees’ party of the Best of Nollywood Awards held at La Cachette Club, Ikeja, Lagos, is anything to go by, then the resuscitation of the industry by concerned practitioners and stakeholders would take a long time to come.

Apart from the presence of Funke Akindele, Iyabo Ojo, Ayo Badmus, who was busy chasing skirts after skirts, the rest of the actresses most especially the up and coming ones in the Yoruba genre are just hustlers.
There seems to be no difference between them and professional club girls with the way they behaved at the party. In fact, their conduct leaves much to be desired.

Their skimpy dresses were way out of this world. They drank recklessly and puffed stick after stick as if cigarettes were running out of fashion. When they cry that directors and producers are harassing them sexually, we bet it is the other way round from what happened at the gig. Aside the raunchy dance and smooching from different men who later took some of them home, they have constituted themselves as complete nuisance, desperate to become stars over night.

Shame on Ferguson.His mind games won't work for him this time.He predicted his team will be ahead after Xmas hoping Assnal will defeat Chelsea but it looks like he has to come up with a better prediction with today's result.We still have 2 difficult games coming up though.Let's see how it goes.


UP CHELSEA

chipmunkey:
An exercise like that will be good for Okereke herself. She needs to born al least 10,000k calories a day.

I have worked with 3 Lawyers so far and am looking for another one.I sure would have sticked with the first one if he was what I wanted but the more I look for others I feel will be better replacement,the more I find out they're all after one thing(Money).Once they get it,they fail to complete what your hired them for.


What are your views on this?

Time will tell.

I was at the Nigerian Stock Exchange today and had to climb the stairs to the 18th floor.The last time , I went,I was lucky to get a lift while I was going up but had to exercise when coming down.So if you aren't ready to do some exercise by having to climb the stairs yourself,then the NSE is not the place to visit at the moment.

That means you've elevated from Kpako to Butter ?

Where do you belong in this?Butter of Kpako?

Maybe not, They might be able to determine by what they see.I wasn't born with a silver spoon and used to envy children of elites but the story is different now.Have been able to ameliorate my life and am happy with the kindda back ground I had.Now I know why people say "Joy wouldn't feel so good if it wasn't for pain".


I wasn't born with a Silver spoon but am sure am gonna get it soon.

Does anyone have an expo, Please express it here.Will appreciate it.

P.S, Questions to expect at the embassy

Your Preferences please.