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This has to be the funniest topic on nairaland. This is the first time I actually read each post one by one. They should move this to the comedy section.

@ SAM MILLA!!!

So what the mess are you saying. Yeah! I said Nairaland is the Number 1 Nigerian site. It is Number 10  on the list of both local and international sites in Nigeria. But it is the only Nigerian site in the top 10 of sites visited in Nigeria, so it's the number 1 visted Nigerian site. I didn't say majority of Nigerians like it, I SAID ITS THE MOST VISITED NIGERIAN SITE! Get that in your head nigga.

Top Sites in Nigeria

The top 100 sites in Nigeria. The sites in the top sites lists are ordered by their 1 month alexa traffic rank.

The 1 month rank is calculated using a combination of average daily visitors and pageviews over the past month. The site with the highest combination of visitors and pageviews is ranked #1.

   
http://www.alexa.com/topsites/countries/NG
1.
      Yahoo!

      yahoo.com

      Personalized content and search options. Chatrooms, free e-mail, clubs, and pager.

   2.
      Facebook

      facebook.com

      A social utility that connects people, to keep up with friends, upload photos, share links and videos.

   3.
      Google

      google.com

      Enables users to search the Web, Usenet, and images. Features include PageRank, caching and translation of results, and an option to find similar pages. The company's focus is developing search technology.

   4.
      Google

      google.com.ng

      google.com.ng

   5.
      Blogger.com

      blogger.com

      Free, automated weblog publishing tool that sends updates to a site via FTP.

   6.
      Windows Live

      live.com

      Search engine from Microsoft.

   7.
      YouTube

      youtube.com

      YouTube is a way to get your videos to the people who matter to you. Upload, tag and share your videos worldwide!

   8.
      Wikipedia

      wikipedia.org

      An online collaborative encyclopedia.

   9.
      Microsoft Network (MSN)

      msn.com

      Dialup access and content provider.

  10.
      Nairaland, the Nigerian Forum

      nairaland.com

      A big, broad discussion forum for Nigerians. Covers dozens of topics including jobs

Ive never really celebrated independence day.

example of an adsense account

I like it. It's about time Nairaland was rebranded

none of them deserve to win

Nairaland is the most visited Nigerian website in Nigeria and ranks number 10 in the most visited website both international and local in Nigeria.

http://www.alexa.com/topsites/countries/NG

http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/nairaland.com

he was stashing his money in the saudi arabian banks

I thought the government banned his video. now they want him in NAFDAC.

WHO CARES?? I DON'T EVEN KNOW SHE IS

Im trying to guess who the CEO's might be.

I saw it on CNN and BBC World yesterday in the evening. No one is really excited about it because its not 100% effective. They said a real 100% effective vaccine will probably take many years to discover.

Its not a complete vaccine. Its only about 33% effective. That means there is a still a 67% chance of getting the disease.

Nigeria will lose!!! I can bet a million on that.

You better leave your country while you still can.

They're apologizing for saying the truth about Nigeria.

Are you serious?

Lets hope all goes according to plan.

Murder was probably political.

What!!!!!!! Nigeria is dieing faster everyday. Strikes, corruption, businesses relocating, international degrading adverts, etc etc. What a week!!!! Abach's son will be the final blow!!!

You can't blame them. There's no electricity in this country. Can you Imagine, Ethiopia, the second poorest african country, has uninterrupted power supply. 24 hours a day. The lights only go off on tuesdays for maintenace from 6am to 9pm. Another thing is all the villages have running water taps. I can say this because my father was a diplomat in the UN and I was born there and lived there untill coming to Nigeria in 2003. If one of the poorest countriy's government can do this for their people, then what is wrong with the nigerian government.

Stella should have done exercise instead of plastic surgery. I think God used her to teach women around the world a lesson.

Just when I was about to lose my fear of flying Nigerian planes, the fear has come back again. Im sticking to foreign planes for now and buses within Nigeria. I can see the next plane crash in Nigeria. The eagle is going down!

This is bad news. The owner of Virgin Atlantic is one of the richest men in the world. Virgin Nigeria was the closest airline to international airlines I have ever seen besides ARIK air.

Just wait, you will see a decline in the services of this new airline.

MTN is 15k per kilobyte

Etisalat is 30k per kilobyte

THESE ARE PAY AS YOU GO PRICES. THEIR INTERNET PACKAGES ARE CHEAPER

Mtn has a day package of 50MB for 500 naira.
They also have a night browsing plan of downloading content up to 3 gigabytes max for 2500 per month

The day plan with 3gb maximum downloads is 10,000

Etisalat packages are not available on phones yet but only through their modem.

She should go for plastic surgery. Tribal marks are so ugly, I've seen men with tribal marks, but I have never seen any woman with tribal marks, if I see a woman with tribal marks, I'll run as fast as I can in the other direction. Imagine the contestants in The Most Beautifull Girl In Nigeria beauty paegant with tribal marks, they will have to rename the show, the most beautifull girl in your villlage.