Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,162,084 members, 7,849,401 topics. Date: Monday, 03 June 2024 at 08:36 PM

Bagad's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Bagad's Profile / Bagad's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (of 6 pages)

Crime / Re: Man Kills Wife For Not Explaining ₦‎10m In Her Possession In Ondo by bagad: 2:46pm On Oct 15, 2022
4 years ago na atikulated Dem carry put for chest.
Now na obidients Dem put for shoulder
Same miscreants slave messenger/laborers only God knows which one Dem go put for head tomorrow.
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Travels To Kaduna To Attend Kadinvest, Runs Into Tony Elumelu by bagad: 1:01pm On Oct 15, 2022
Confirmedzombie:
Tinubu the tormentor of Ipob and brainless flat heads.

Our incoming president.

The Eze ogbuagu 1 of ndigbo
The real ohamdike of Ndigbo
Gburugburu 1 of Ndigbo

Jagaban of Africa

Baba we hail thee
Na wuruwuru 1 of your family, the jagbanjantis of your life.
Politics / Re: I Should Be Held Responsible For What I Promise Nigerians, If Elected - Obi by bagad: 10:46am On Sep 30, 2022
Stories for the gods.
Na ur obidients u dey follow talk this one, no be Nigerian majority
Politics / Re: Osun PDP Expels Dotun Babayemi After Supreme Court Ruling by bagad: 9:01am On Sep 30, 2022
Good, good, it's necessary discipline among ranks of Accord.
Na same party Dem both dey normal, but na still dat same party supposed make the mumu no carry matter far from court to court on top am.
Next time if him lose first judgement, him supposed don relax, na opposition parties case supposed go highest court las las.
No be make one mumu dey cause unnecessary division for too long inside one same family house even among the so called same party followers, especially the grassroots members, the very same masses that fights ontop their irrational matter.

I know there are always factions even inside factions

E go teach am lesson.

Punishment must dey for every blame.
Politics / Re: Osun PDP Expels Dotun Babayemi After Supreme Court Ruling by bagad: 9:00am On Sep 30, 2022
Omihanifa:
It’s not really necessary.
it's necessary to show discipline among ranks of Accord.
Na same party Dem both dey normal, but na still dat same party supposed make the mumu no carry matter far from court to court on top am.
Next time if him lose first judgement, him supposed don relax, na opposition parties case supposed go highest court las las.
No be make one mumu dey cause division for too long inside one same family house.
E go teach am lesson.

2 Likes

Politics / Re: 2023: PDP Will Win South-East – Okowa by bagad: 4:59pm On Sep 28, 2022
APC go win south west, north west and north central, as PDP go win South south, north east and south east.

But abeg o, where Obidients wan win self for these geo political zones

Obidients are comedians.

The worst part be say some very few polling units wey obi go win in some rural local underpopulated villages now, na Dem go still suffer pass after the election.

voting money, dem no go see collect on election day, okay development projects self fit nor reach their area till next 4 years. una know as Nigerian politics be, una go dey allow one scammer business man dey whine una head.

1 Like

Politics / Re: Pictures From Labor Party's Jos Rally by bagad: 4:28pm On Sep 28, 2022
Emman08:


grin
lol, you see one of them now, smiles,,, what a supporter, such a looseguardian
Politics / Re: Court Declares Machina APC Senatorial Candidate For Yobe North by bagad: 4:26pm On Sep 28, 2022
See how this one do himself, imagine this kine story tomorrow, e go sweet to tell my childdren en.
Lawan no go happy forever with himself regardless of how much money he don steal.
Dem say rich man buys respect.
This kine shame and pain for him nor dey market for sale.
Politics / Re: Pictures From Labor Party's Jos Rally by bagad: 4:16pm On Sep 28, 2022
Make Atiku and Tinubu enter the place, make INEC carry their equipment come, obi no go see pass 200 votes for there.

Shey na the whole crowd wey show up for your show go dey till the end of your show ni.

All these crowd na for fundraising for obi and him camping council,. No be even campaign ah go call obi own, na camp of money making
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Arrives Jos For Labor Party's Plateau Rally by bagad: 4:07pm On Sep 28, 2022
Peter nor get people, see as him be like campaigning for governor. Some local government chairmen campaign self try reach this one small.

Anyway Obi na clever businessman Sha.
Him himself know say he no go get reach 2 million votes, and na 3rd him go get las las. He is making real legal money right now in this campaign season fundraising, after he don steal plenty money in his political life just like Tinubu and every single one of Dem self.
Reality is different from fiction.

All these him obidients dey act drama like who dey other African countries Sha.

Abi shey Dem no know wetin Dem dey call Nigeria ni

E different abeg.

Nai jiri ah
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija’s Sheggz Receives N2m, iPhone 14 And Others From Fans (Video) by bagad: 4:01pm On Sep 28, 2022
He buy am for himself, no story for the gods.
Crime / Re: Cocaine Burning By NDLEA Was Court Ordered, 27.5kg Kept As Evidence by bagad: 3:59pm On Sep 28, 2022
Wayo wayo
Na either una don keep small for oga use or una even don keep everything set powder on fire.
Shey e get wetin musa no go see for gate?
For this jungle called Nigeria so.
Una no fit whine Everybody Everytime. Impossible!

But my question is...
Must you even think of burning any of it at all
Cocaine wey get usage medically abi shey una too overwise ni wey una misbehavior is at the next level.
Cocaine is useful and never a waste. Wether illegally gotten or not by so called fellow criminals without license like una dey get.

It's dope coke mehn... Damn fvck.
What's wrong with black race Nigeria people
Foreign Affairs / Re: King Charles III Banknotes To Be Introduced Mid-2024 by bagad: 1:10pm On Sep 27, 2022
The truth is na next year, no be 2024, bloggers nor dey get patience
Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing Shares Dildos As Souvenir At Her Late Mom’s One Year Remembrance by bagad: 3:02am On Sep 27, 2022
Batam:

See this one bird of a feather
Omo lasan ikeji aja
take life easy on your ancestors, don't be too hard on yourself, it's not the end of the world, don't be discouraged, please stop being too frustrated.
Worry about your own fortune make you focus on your own problem
Politics / Re: Implications Of The US Ambassador's Visit To Bola Tinubu And Matters Arising by bagad: 1:35pm On Sep 26, 2022
They are always all smiles.
You see life...
Fake smiles and true ones mixed together for good look.
Some for pretence of good deeds, some for pretence of good look.
But the masses keeps suffering and smiling, meanwhile the smiles of the masses self are both mixture of fake ones and true ones,
Sometimes just to cover shame, sometimes just to pretend everything is good.
Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing Shares Dildos As Souvenir At Her Late Mom’s One Year Remembrance by bagad: 1:31pm On Sep 26, 2022
This is democracy, human right is human right.
Make una leave am alone, una aggressive attack on her no go change a dime about her own supporters and followers.
Most of you claiming so called decency no even fit garner half of her followers and fans.
Just try make money make you do your own things your own way as far as the constitution allows you.

None of you is a saint, and you all have stains even in your closets.

So let the girl be and continue with her lifestyle.
No be everybody go follow her.

1 Like

Politics / Re: Peter Obi Supporters Blast Labour Party For Sharing Pictures Of Abuja Rally by bagad: 8:21am On Sep 26, 2022
Obi supporters are fighting because of pictures.
Just because say Dem leaders release or not.
Nigerians and misplaced priorities, especially the so called masses still suffering and smiling
Romance / Re: Why Do Some Men Lie About Their Incomes & Salaries? (Screenshot) by bagad: 10:24pm On Sep 25, 2022
Na because of billing

3 Likes

Religion / Re: Artificial Insemination By A Single Lady Is Unnatural And A Sin. by bagad: 12:13pm On Sep 25, 2022
PotatoSalad:

Indoctrination at childhood is the reason why religion is still strong today. Remove that and religion would have died centuries ago.
yeah
Politics / Re: ₦1b Bribe: Group Asks EFCC To Invite Ayu Over Wike's Allegations by bagad: 9:30am On Sep 25, 2022
Group of enemies don dey show up.
So just because one enemy talk, him enemy carry the banner.

EFCC is as useless as DSS.
make Dem invite all Nigeria politicians wey Dem don allocate money to for people.

So make any group of death no dey whine demselves jare
Crime / Re: Vehicles Loaded With Ammunition And IED’s Intercepted In Ikorodu, Lagos by bagad: 9:27am On Sep 25, 2022
Division will continue to hunt and hurt the divided south against the united north.
It's scary when a marginalized region keeps disintegrating itself.
The only thing that put these useless politicians on their toes is the kidnapping menace because Dem know say na rich people Dem dey kidnap.
Terrorism don change hand.
Now even those people wey support am back then go collect ni
Politics / Re: President Buhari Attends EFCC-NEPAD Program In New York Photos by bagad: 9:18am On Sep 25, 2022
Barwa is smiling uncontrollably.
D boy lucky anyway.
But scapegoat na still scapegoat.
Because no matter how beautiful a cage is decorated.
A cage is still and always a cage.
Religion / Re: Artificial Insemination By A Single Lady Is Unnatural And A Sin. by bagad: 9:12am On Sep 25, 2022
There are many religions in the world, no be only so called Christianity, e just be say Christianity and Islam see money use well to expand well well.

Technology is here to stay and forever.
This World no go end.
Na who die don go.
Some dey come.

And finally, whether single or double, any lady can decide to do whatever she wishes to do with herself. Her life.

You say those who doesn't desire to marry should not desire the benefits of marriage.

Abeg who are you to decide what a fellow human should desire or not to desire.

Besides no be person marry last two years wey her husband die this year, shey e never become single parent be that for the little pikin wey Dem born ni

You people just open mind talk anyhow. Una better close am go sleep if life tire una

2 Likes

Religion / Re: About The High Rate Of Randy Men And Women Today by bagad: 8:56am On Sep 25, 2022
Me ah know say no be only missionary style una pastors and una self dey do with una partners for bedroom self.
Na una go come explain una self if na bible teach una all other styles wey una dey do.
Abi pastor wey him wife dey suck him prick, na doctrine abi.
Or shey no be porn pastor self dey watch dey learn
And I even sure say no be only bedroom self una dey run am.

Yeye people.
You come here talking about randy men, you claim ladies were gender known for modesty before now. Oh because they have to have their holes partially sealed from birth right.

It's either there's nothing like randy men or everybody is already Randy.

Even you na random randy.

3 Likes

Family / Re: When Last Did You Send Money To Your Parent? by bagad: 9:38pm On Sep 22, 2022
My own is, thank you for putting the word "Dear" for the parent in your last sentence.
But yet, am not gonna answer this kind question.
But thanks for putting the words Dear parents
Romance / Re: Why Do People Resist What They Serve to Others? by bagad: 2:41pm On Sep 20, 2022
Na wickedness. Simple!
Call a spade a spade.
Like fela talk back then, if person steal, call am thief, not embezzlement.
So no be heartlessness, because the person get heart, na wickedness

2 Likes

Religion / Re: Leaders Of World Religions Adopt Human Fraternity (Pics) by bagad: 9:40pm On Sep 19, 2022
Life deep pass forever
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Dazzling Crown Resting On Top Of The Queen’s Coffin by bagad: 12:37pm On Sep 18, 2022
We will still get everything they stole from us back one way or another, whether in centuries or millenniums to come some day.

One day of their future kings or queens go still looseguard send dis very crown come Africa through wayo scams.

E fit no even send am go south Africa abi where Dem talk say Dem see am self.

E fit be one small teenager for Abeokuta ogun state or abraka delta state go run am come.

E go be.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Sleeps Off At Gombe Emir’s Palace During Meeting (Photos, Video) by bagad: 12:34pm On Sep 18, 2022
If it's boring, abeg who no go sleep for wetin boring to am for too long
Religion / Re: If Colonial Masters Didn't Introduce Christianity Will We All Have Gone To Hell by bagad: 12:30pm On Sep 18, 2022
Na even ordinary mirror Dem take whine and start African Brains.

Just mirror o, wey be say Africans supposed don get sense say humans don dey see their reflections for water since ages.

Anyway na African looseguard Sha.

Eye don open for some of us now abeg.

I don't blame our ancestors.

I kuku know say oyinbo pipo go still later teach us everything for us to develop ourselves.
I will accept whatever technology Dem bring because Dem wise pass us far gan.

But I can't accept Christianity or even Islamic or any other religion Dem bring.

Na so called democracy we dey operate, and I get my own brain to reason well enough for myself.
No be person go tell me say na money matter

1 Like

Religion / Re: If You Feel There Is No Heaven, Then, What Do You Think About This? by bagad: 12:23pm On Sep 18, 2022
The reason why I believe in God is because I feel everything must be under one supreme spiritual being control.
Afterall humans come from somewhere in spirit and certainly goes back there after death.
Besides there's always words and their opposites for things to balance.
Na why natural dey, spiritual dey.

Adam and eve no be first humans at all at all. Even una Bible self talk say Cain left and went to another land to marry. Abeg where those people con dey when una claim say God created Adam and eve.
Besides una talk day God talk say him put mark Cain head say any animal or people wey see am, make Dem no kill am.

This earlth don Tay.
Una never know now say big animals don live in this earth even before apes evoluted to man.

Make we sha dey watch

1 Like

Religion / Re: Why You Must Get Into The Ark Before "Soon" Becomes "Too Late" by bagad: 12:17pm On Sep 18, 2022
Abeg wey the ark make we sail abeg.

Smiles...
Archeologists never find where garden of Eden dey till today.
Maybe na planet Mars e dey Sha.

Una talk say Christianity na faith in God.
But una no even dey follow Jesus.

Una con dey play anyhow for area.
No wahala Sha

1 Like

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (of 6 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 50
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.