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yeah flaky, keep it coming. i'm enjoying every line.

feelgood, i will definitely like to hear abt the new experiences u want to share. so pls dont take too long.

sometimes ,
oh damn, i dont even know what to say.
why cant we just be reliable for once?
the only ray of light that i think can come out of this is that perhaps they will all sit down and fix the problems with our team that has lingered for far too long now.
no more bloody excuses.

hey guys and gals, lets go easy on the insults, pls. the humour in this is somehow lost on u.
i think the thread starter meant it all as a one big joke and for us all to roll over ourselves in laughter. he couldnt possibly have experienced all that now, not even in a hundred years, abi?

lets lighten up please.

goal!!!

hello sam favour welcome to nairaland and the sports section.
this is a topic (thread) for arsenal fans.
if you are an arsenal fan then you are free to post here, if not i'm afraid you have to like scram.
you can go back and read up some of the earlier posts in previous pages to have a feel of whats really going on.
welcome again.

my first time was about 7 years ago, i was excited b4 the trip but hated it immediately cos the minute it started taxiing i became so damned scared.  
once we were airborne i was ok but as soon as i remembered i was thousands of feet above the ground my heart will leap to my throat. i remember looking back at my life and wondering if i had lived right.
up till now i cant figure out which i hate the most, take-off or landing? my ear drums almost exploded that day.
it still happens everytime, dont know how to deal with the ear thing, nothing seems to work.
now i only fly if i cant avoid it.

oh my,
what are these guys on about,
footie is played for 90 minutes and not 20.
its not even half time yet and this is only the first leg dammit!

pre-intimacy i can see you're still sore after sundays bruising, i'll just leave you to lick ya wounds.

yeah right 4play,
remember sunday?

guess everyone has said it all
came in too late.
but just so no one forgets too soon.

we spanked united!!! back and forth

heee haaaaa!!!!

if i may ask, whats a mofo?

dont worry, they'll all do the disappearing act, after sunday.

bola, rikijjen, justkunmi and co will suddenly become[b] tooooo busy[/b] for nairaland, just watch out people.

no shaking guys, no bad feelings, no nothing!
we're carrying the day!

gunners forever.

Amobi 1:
girls are bingo's. Thats why most men don't want there wifes to work. they seems to socialize more at work.

thats a very dumb comment, mr! you would do well to modify that, ok.

i have never seen with my own eyes but i've heard stories,
the closest i came to witnessing a case of "magun" was some years back, i was passing by a police station and saw hundreds of people gathered while the policemen tried to disperse the crowd, on enqiury as to what was going on,
i was told a man and a woman were carried in to the station that they 'glued' together during sex.
i didnt see them with my eyes but i believe it does exist.
yes i believe it does.

thanks brother dear, o jare. good to find you still here.
family is cool as usual. thank God.

hello kituan,
hello bola,

and happy new year to you too cabali.
which one be ya own sef, did it occur to you that i might not have heard of instant messenging? its all good tho.

jackal kidnapped?
na wa o.
good to know all is well sha,
got to go now, hopefully i'll be back soon.
goodnight.

oh baby girl, i missed you too and i missed this forum as well, especially all on the sports board.
glad to know everything is going well, missed all the usual wrangglings as well, its one of the things that makes nairaland tick.
where's everyone? jackal, kitaun, loverbwoy, loyika, kola, lordi, debosky, bolaoni, etc
what about prisscy? have you heard from her?

your hubby is cool, he wants you to be good tho.  

hello, mukina,
how are doing?
its been a looooong, looooonnng time, its like i'm in a maze here. lost!
whats going on now?
by the way,
happy new year!!!

them don come again o,
that was what they said when we wanted to play Man U
after the match they all shut their traps, now its chelski's turn and as the last time we'll be coming from a backdrop of poor performances before the big one.

lets see whose mouths will be silenced then.

last season, the story was we were building a young team.
now we cant afford to lose any matches.
why the hell do we have to put ourselves in such situations.

i just hope we wont find ourselves having to celebrate fourth position like we did last season.

arsene is kolo!

ifeoluwa, i feel you, some of us are into jobs that not fulfilling but out of neccesity find themselves doing what they had to do.
in this, you are not alone!

well, i dont know if u have any training in sports journalism or administration. i am thinking that you could start writing articles for sports dailies/magazines in the little spare time you have, it could be in the middle of the night.
you post them to editors and see if they like them, then you take it up from there.

i will not advise you give up ur job now without getting something concrete. but by all means pursue your dreams. lot of sacrifice must be done (like your sleep and working extra hard)

i am sure other nairalanders here will have other suggestions.

best of luck.

like nightrider said,
drogba should be excused for his "season" of madness.

@ feelgood,
i enjoyed your story very much, like someone said here, its brilliant, the way you told the story. fun to read. thanks for sharing.
@christiana and gaby, thanks for your prayers. the Lord will bless you with beautiful long lasting marraiges when the time comes.

@ everyone,
lets keep the stories flowing in, i aint tired of reading. lol. cheers.

i find this last one very funny.
he should shoot the dog else it will be his testicles in the claws of the dog.
imagining the scenario, i just can't help laughing 

nice nice joke.
i love it.

hello, loverbwoy(abi na shaba ranks sef) lol, kituan. thanks guys.
cheers to all gunners in the land.

4 unreplied goals!
in the end i had to feel sorry for reading, imagine such thrashing in your very own home.
pity!

it'd be hard to choose just one person.
i enjoy these guys hereunder;
bill cosby
steve martin
chris rock
nkem owoh
eddie murphy
i go die
mr bean
frank spencer (annoyingly funny)
joe pesci

they are both THIEVES!!
selling what belongs to nigeria to themselves all in the name of privatisation.
but as to who is the bigger thief? it beats me.
all i know and i know is that the 2 of them are BARAWOs. OLE, NDI-OSHI.
so let the exposure continue, if only anything can come out of it save our abuses on them in our homes, newspapers(though some have been bought over) and forums like this.
what a country!

yes it is funny.