₦airaland Forum

good one apache!

diva4eva:
Please where is everybody oooooo. Wanajo, windywendy, aktopgun etc . please come back ooooooooo

where have u been? they have all moved on to the new homeland. including all the other gurus and gugurus.
you can catch them on NewNigerian discussion forums. google it.

ouch!
this kind wicked superman

delegiwa:
@bagoma, u mean that is your "wishful thinking self"

delegiwa, you got me there!

kaecy5:
@bagoma
well we all know our NFA for whom they r, if not going to the world cup could not teach them a lesson i don't think losing out in this championship would

i agree with you here.
but it must also be said that not only is the NFA to blame for this "shambolic" performance we have seen so far the players themselves have a huge chunk of the pile to swallow as well.

i dont know what change can take place in four days? the eagles we have seen so far in this competition cannot beat Ghana. FACT
i dont know if we would see a different set of (the same)players come our game against the black stars.
but the Nigerian always has a way of beating all expectations! when u think we would win hands down we struggle or sometimes lose but against all odds they sometimes pull through.
who knows what match-day holds?
In football anything can happen.
its possible to beat Ghana and beat them WELL but that is just patriotic me speaking.

i still cant believe we qualified especailly playing as we did today.
Super eagles has not only disgraced Nigeria they have also disgraced FIFA and shown that FIFA rankings is shit.  

so which insurance company are u talking about?
we want to know o.

shock exit for nigeria.
there is no two ways abt it.
its all over!

God! dis is unbelieavable!!!

Anyway, its about time we took pity on them and just dash them a win!
no skin pain.

oh Noooooo.

hello wanajo/ father of 2,
please i need ur advice.
i have abt 250k, what stocks do u think i should go for maximum returns in say 4 to 6months time.
please note that i have UBA, GTB, Zenith, Flour mills, WAPCO, Firstbank, Cornerstone, Lasaco and a few others.

please respond. i want to give the buy order today. thanks.

yeah, so bloody predictable.
federer and henin.

so what's happenning?
all the Ribadu's haters have no answer to the above.

why am i not surprised?

thought i should post this here.

http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art200801101445193

even if na inside coffin. ROFLMAO


totally agree with you, my brother.

my heart and prayers goes to Obama.

EmekaNaija:
What i love most about Nigeria- to be specific Lagos - is the order in disorderliness, the sense in madness, and the light in darkness, the smiles in the midst of suffering, the never say die attitude, our siren blarring government officials. It makes a good comedy to stand at a bus-stop at costain - and watch Wharf,Eko-race course chants from conductors and watching a bus in motion getting filled up by hussling passengers. I sincerely "miss" that.

thats what i love so much about lagos. the sheer energy, the pulse of the city! the mad rush by everyone.

lol

what about the hustling and bustling around christmas time?
maza maza, jibowu etc becomes a no-go area from the 15th of dec till 31st as evryone is rushing to d village.

WHAT DO YOU LOVE ABOUT NIGERIA/NIGERIANS?


Just yesterday afternoon, My family friends (Nigerians living in the US who came home for the xmas holidays) came visiting and the lady said to us that while they were on the way over, her kid, a little girl of 4 kept pestering her over the impromptu visit. She kept asking her if it was alright by us if they came over, “mum did u call me to tell them we were coming?” “Mum, will they want see us” etc. the mum assured her and said it was alright.
“Darling this is Nigeria, she said. Family and friends can come and visit any time and they would be welcome.” my friend said her kid just couldn’t comprehend it.
So it got me thinking.

Nigerians are great people.
Nigeria is a great place to live in. Visitors and even Strangers can call on one unexpectedly and they can be sure to find help.
There are still some good things about this nation.
We are a hospitable people.
We care deeply about our old folks. We don’t just send them to homes and leave them to die. we stay with them till the very end.
Everyone knows his/her neighbour.( even to the end of your street).

Nigeria is not all about corruption, bad leadership, poor infrastructure, armed robbery and what have u? (These problems are there, sure enough) But we still have some good things to say about this country.

nigerians in diaspora, what do you miss about our country?

What are the things that we still have going for us as a nation, a people.

What do you love about this country?
come on lets share.

***note. this not a thread for dissing Nigeria.***

oh i have seen it,
and i'm laughing already.
i wanted u to post the link here and that was what i was waiting for.

to post a link all u do is copy the address on the address bar of d page then u come to reply page and paste it.
the link is provided.

your jokes are tight.
laughing my head off.

by the way what does Rof stand for. i know what lmao means,

still waiting,

@ migines,
i havent seen it. but i'll look for it now. or better still provide me the link here, pls.
i'm in d mood for some serious laughs

96.9 cool fm the one and only station for me. by far the best station in the land. Dan Foster rocks especially on sundays praise jam, now thats something else.

although i tune into 97.6 metro fm to listen to sports summit weekdays at 13.00hrs after that its back to cooooooooool fm.

Migines:
I guess, d "start new topic" icon has stopped working. Innit?

thats the problem with this particular thread, doesnt give us d chance to react to each joke as they come.

@ sam,
i have always wondered where u get these jokes from, they are tight.
"the clinic" got me rolling in laughter.

i just saw this now, left me speechless and in tears.
what misunderstanding can do.
oh my God, the lessons i have learnt!

@ poster,(storyteller)

God will give u a new begining.

so sad.

funny. ha ha ha ha :Djavascript:void(0);

happy new year u all.

this nation is really depressing. is there any hope for us at all?
seven months in office and all our hopes for better leadership is being eroded, one after the other.

God help us.

show's over.
just glad it wasnt paso.
good for funlola, tho she wasnt the best dancer.
i believe she can represent i.e if there is any representing to be done
she overreacted when announced as the winner. whats up with that?
anyway she is a drama queen so no surprise there.

alright chief ono.
yeah,i'm a gunner and will be even in heaven

i'm tempted to come in and gloat.
tried to resist.



still trying to resist,







oh what the ****
i give up
 to all d scummies in the world (including my very own brother)