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tit for tat!
good, ha ha ha ha ha

@ babyosisi,
my dear thanks.
ndi banyi nekwu na "oge nmadu ji we tete, nya bu ututu ya"
lol.

babyosisi:
@bagoma where have you been then?
looking for love on nairaland?lol
this is the happening thread,44 pages long and still going strong
welcome my sister.
kwezuonu!!!

looking for love? very funny.
kedu ihe eji lovu eme? ego bu ihe dimkpa!

very nice, i love it!

kwezuonu o, seun hi.

i simply cannot believe i am seeing this thread today. na wa for me oooo.

igbo kwenu!

SAM MILLA:
Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

Every once in a while, however, he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him: "Bob, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go."

But invariably another voice would bring him back to reality: "Bob, you're a veterinarian!"
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WHAT? A vet?
he had sex with his patient? an animal?

oh my God, i'm just seeing this now.
kai! what a loss, only 2nights back i was watching one of his movie.
i've always admired his acting skills, he was trully a great actor, played his roles to perfection. he was really really good.
oh what a loss.
may our soul find rest in the bosom of the Lord.
oh, so so shocking.

georgee:
At d airport,a white guy&a black guy sat 2gether,d black guy had bunch of bananas on him while d white guy hd a monkey-d black man thn said to the white man "culd u please watch over my bananas i want 2 pee" before d black man gt bck,d white guy's monkey hd eaten d black guy's banana,black man ws furious and asked angrily "who ate my bananas?" white man replied "ask your brother".black sat down quietly,d white man went 2 pee also and asked d black man 2 watch over his monkey 4 him,when he came back he found his dead,he angrily asked d black man"what d hell happnd 2 ma monkey" black man "please this a family affair,none of your business"

so damn funny LOL,

funny.

: :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d

omo, i can't stop laughing.
oh my this is so funny, mr genie is kind of saying, 'u believe this, u believe anything'. ha ha ha ha 
419 genie.

miliionaire ko, billionaire ni! 

ha ha ha ha ha

now, for the avoidance of any mistake, the above smileys is for all other responses apart from the supposed joke

diddy4:
and which part does it say, this is the joke?


where is the part that i will laugh?

now this is funny.

@ supposes joke ,
well its kinda funny, really. for me a small biblical lesson

ok sir we hear u.
by the way welcome to nairaland!

sorry, i forgot my manners back there. u blame me?

debosky:
will u give a discount?? if not we'll buy direct thanks! ^{* i smell 419*}

my brother, i smell the same thing as well.

imagine, first post here and he is talking of selling stuff, abegii .
story, story

@ jackal, hello.
i've been here all along, just didnt want to join in the war of the fans (words).
i duff my hat to you for having the courage to come here after the way you ran your mouth before today. big of you to acknowledge our supremacy today. thats the spirit, man. perhaps you'll take the crown of "objectivity" {(man U) as lordimpac has won that of arsenal so says kola & u}.

so glad we won.
sign of a great season!

they've all ran into a hole with their tail between their legs!
next time they'll know not to open their mouths anyhow.

@ prisscy,
we are the ones with all the armoury, any wonder?

lol, oh i'm enjoying this evening.

hi priscy,
great great evening it is.
we beat united at their own backyard. great great great!!!

@ topic,
we arent going to give any excuses.
we win, we take the credit, we lose, we take the blame.
we have passed transition stage now. we would be jelling soon then we'll be unbeaten.

@ under-18,
do you know you can have your own username here on nairaland, without using someone else's.
its free. just create ur own account that is uniquely YOU!, easy as a,b,c.

something is fishy about this under-18 girl.
i honestly think someone else is using her id.
this is not the same under-18 that joined the forum several months back.
i just went back to check her old posts, she is certainly not the same person now.
this is an imposter.
guys go back and read under-18 very early posts, talking about page 10, 9, and so on.
you'll see what i mean.

so who are you mr or miss present under-18?

hey priscy dear,
a very wonderful evening it is.
congratulations to all of us.
dumb dumb united.
they are all in coma arising from shock.

wow!
awesome.
simply unbelievable.
who was it that was flaunting 53 months since arsenal beat manu blah blah bla. jackal?
i say, to everything under the sun there is a time and season.
and there is a time to re-write the books.

go gunners!
arsenal till hell freezes over!

Christino:
A woman said to the priest: "Father, I av 2 female parrots, n they only know how to say: 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' "That's terrible!" said d priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over, and I’ll put them with my 2 male parrots that I taught to pray & read d Bible. My parrots will teach them to praise and worship, instead of saying dirty things. The next day, the woman brought her female parrots. The two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?" A male parrot exclaimed 2d other: "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered.

this is so damn funny!

omg,
damn funny!!

Hmmmmmn!

i only posted this so i can follow this thread.

@ ynot,

even 'igwe nwere ukwu ano' will do in case of metal table.

i would have interpreted that to mean car. going by the way you translated table,

for comb it is mbo for folks from imo and abia[b] i think,[/b] while nha for anambra, enugu guys. so both i think are correct. in my dialect, we even call it nra, putting r in place of h.

no wonder some people thinks igbo is hard.

i didnt get it either.

mochafella:
Yeah right, like the Senate President is Angel Gabriel. 

word!

Mariory:
Obasanjo's term is nearly over anyways. If he can take IBB and Atiku along with himself to retirement, that would be awesome for Nigeria.

i agree with you absolutely!

we say obj is bad, wait till you get an atiku, then you will know the true meaning of evil.
but i believe strongly that we wont get the chance to find out how terrible he can be and how nigeria will be worse off for it, because he wont succeed obj.

we dont know who will succeed us, but we know those who wont! atiku wont rule this country.

my 50 kobo!

@ debosky.

i wd rather use the term, 'youthful talent with potential' not quite undiscovered/unknown.

spot on!!!

but i will even stick to unknown, because even till now i am yet to see what he looks like.

@ kola,
however, he might be well known to u, sha.

ME?

i know no englisio oooooooooo.