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Twinkletwin:
They look like elephant � to me

Then you can't handle greatness, how can a man see this and say nonsense

Illamina is back with another one

lekki1444:
get a white piece of paper and with a black pen draw these two symbols attached. Then sprinkle sea salt on the symbols and then burn the piece of paper with the sea salt and the symbols. After the ritual treat all humans with respect and dignity

Thank you very much I'll try this

lekki1444:
sex with mummified plaster covered lady is spiritual death

What should I do

La click la fly

People still go on dates

1st) A lady was ontop of me wearing something like plaster covering from her head to her chest, she then said I should remove it then I saw her face she was very beautiful then we had sex this happened 2nights ago,I've been restless since then.

2nd) this happened last night there was a competition going on then someguys were like there's this particular player that won't win at all after an argument we agreed to place a bet of #500 then I placed mine on the guy people said wouldn't win amount #500

Bloggers don dey find food.

La click la covik 1-9

cheechee1:
What do I do now? I was just goofing around on Facebook and saw one pretty sister and that was how the casanova spirit inside me pushed me to send her friend request which she accepted after two days.
Some days later, I sent her that hand wave on Facebook messenger, she responded and that was how it all started. Something in me was saying take it easy, but this spirit of Casanova was really prepared to deal with me.
After I applied some pressure, she accepted and she even told me she did not want any unserious fellow but I keep assuring her I was different that my love is here to stay.
Deep inside of me, I only came for the tithe and offering.
Last weekend she visited me in her Rav-4 and we spent the weekend together.
On Sunday morning, she asked me to drop her off at home which I obliged.
We drove close to Artillery Barrack where she pointed at the Army gates and she asked me to drive in.
I thought she was joking, but she wasn'. We got to the gate and the soldiers at the gate were saluting her.
At that point I didn't know if the car's AC went off or I accidentaly turned it off, but I began to sweat.
Luckily she did not notice. I dropped her off and she pecked me and told me to go with the car and use it as she would come to my place after service to discuss about our marriage. I managed to drive out of the gate.
Later in the day she came as promised and ask if she surprised me. I said not really; that I was proud of her...meanwhile I had peed like 20 times already.
Just this morning, she fully introduced herself as Major ENE. Her only two brothers are Lt Colonels in the Army and she is the only girl of her father who is a retired General.
I know I am dead, but I don't know how dead I am.
My wife and kids are due to return next week.
Please I need help.
Copied.....

OP I can refer you to the best coffin makers

simps destroying the images of men since 18B.C

Adau123:
Bros,this guy need an advice and if you don't have any keep quiet,most you comment by insulting him.Be mature in dealing with people pls.

Dealing with what exactly

AllenSpencer:
3 months.

Been feeding myself and buying my diapers, cosmetics and baby food.

At 6 month, I bought myself a walker.

Fear God,

Igbo amaka

23

Adulthood na scam

Adulthood for naija na major scam

Fineboy444:
I don tire for all this woman matter
Commit suicide if you dont know what to do next. Fool

Funniest thing is you still need advice on how to dump a hoe

Omo some men need to step up their game, op you're a simp a dull one at that

I went through your profile and OP to be honest you need to leave girls for now and focus on your future

Bola146:
Yes

what a lie

donbachi:
i drive.
car.
jam her.
rush her.
go hospital.
pay bills.
dey visit.
her always.
from visit
e be.

Nollywood, am sure yul edochie acted this script

I always wanted to know the meaning behind this nonsense .

Hypocrites is what I call women that call pastors those names regardless of their age. You disrespect your husband at home yet you dare adore another man all because he bears the title of a pastor. Women need to upgrade their way of thinking abeg


Move to frontpage let's hear what more people has to say on this matter.

Karemarealty288:
Someone I know once bleeped his girlfriend inside a Blindman's apartment with him at the corner playing Lucky Dube.........

If the babe start to dey moan wetin the man go do

merieam16:
i dont tell lies

Vyzz:
Actually pretty girls try to get my attention,

Infact not just pretty girlz, all types of girlz


But since I am shy and I am an Introvert

I kinda snub them because I don't really know what to say to them.

Now they are like, "that nigga iz rude"



Las Las ị want them, no b my fault

Story of my Life my own worse Sha, we'll turn it to staring contest

gbami:
I don't think I can't be in a serious relationship with a girl that doesn't wear G-strings...And I don't think can marry a woman that doesn't wear it...

I hope I never kolo?

. E dey your body OP

Happy birthday OP

Where the cake dey na

What else does 2020 have in store for us cause,we are already tired