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Abudu2000:
Actually WhatsApp status fight is the real sign of immaturity!! I once broke up with a girl for that and any guy uploading such can ever come close to me.

like seriously is a real sign of immaturity

I have seen so many relationship wahala this days
and the most annoying things is that, instead of them to settle their differences in their WhatsApp chat. they will now start disturbing us with their WhatsApp status, stoning each other with words on their status.

so now I just put together some hint on how to enjoy a relationship WhatsApp status fight .


Lemme give u hint on how to start WhatsApp relationship fight
1. Block everyone that might want to start asking you irrelevant questions.
2. Block all your side guy or chick ��
3. Make sure that it is only your gf/ bf and his or her friends that will see the post so they can he panel of judges
4. Make sure you use smile emoji so your partner Will think he or she is losing the fight. Pepe dem
*The end
Enjoy your WhatsApp fight o


*Whatsapp Status don turn relationship fighting ground* ������
Life no balance o
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Relationship be like bicycle as wahala be like wheelbarrow
lol

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am based in Lagos
I resigned from my position as a CCTV controller early this year to focus on my graphics design skill.
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She said I complain and I do as if am innocent

Whereas she is stubborn, she pretend a lot , she has this green snake character
Whenever we had argument, she can abuse with any name. To apologize nah big wahala

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@Emmypure the most stupid odogwu ekwueme of China 1

can you see you have some part that Is licking in your brain

I was waiting for you to send your Audio money since 4pm but you didn't send it as promised, I knew you are just blabbing with that maggot mouth of yours that you want to send money for me to close my mouth.

do you think I will forget you this lifeless human corpse for abusing my family

I know you don't have a dime in your acct.

anyone reading this shld know that this guy may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

we are advising you to learn from people that are knowledgeable than you, but no,. you keep trolling of us here on nairaland.

I doubt if your family has ever enjoyed your stay on this planet earth.

You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk!

You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity.

Your heart is full of unwashed socks. Your soul is full of gunk ...The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk!"

shame homeless boy
go get a good life boy.

am done with the eBook I wanna read of you come back again
I will give more and more of this.

Cc: Emmypure

@Emmypure I have not received the alert yet o
hmm amm still patience

Englishisamust:
Sir I don't have money to buy it, do you have any other one I can download for free to learn, or any YouTube video that can help me. My english sucks a lot I always make mistake when speaking it, using past tense in replace of present tense.

God bless you bro
I love people like you that are always willing to learn

Emmypure:
lol you think if you support him he will give you the card, thank God that he has disgraced you and ur family online, as a good hearted man I can help you with 5k since that pauper failed u, only if you make public apology here and drop ur account number here, that's why they call me Emmy China (ekwueme)

@Emmypure

I have sent my account number several times but you haven't send anything o

my apology is still standing o
hmm
am patience

Emmypure:
lol you think if you support him he will give you the card, thank God that he has disgraced you and ur family online, as a good hearted man I can help you with 5k since that pauper failed u, only if you make public apology here and drop ur account number here, that's why they call me Emmy China (ekwueme)

@Emmypure I haven't been credited o

boss emmy China ekwueme 1

and I have apologized to his Majesty

Emmypure:
lol you think if you support him he will give you the card, thank God that he has disgraced you and ur family online, as a good hearted man I can help you with 5k since that pauper failed u, only if you make public apology here and drop ur account number here, that's why they call me Emmy China (ekwueme)

emmy china , I have drop it o

I think you shld also lemme pm u so u can help me with the business idea

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boss emmy emmu China 1 ekwueme

Emmypure:
how I wish you can channel this energy that you are using to troll me into something meaningful, by now you will not be here begging for 1k giveaway, anyway since after the hailing and support you gave him hoping that he will give you the card, instead he disgraced ur generation I will help u, only if u swallow your pride and make public apology the drop ur account number, and I will waya u 5k flat, that's why I am called Emmy 1 na China, ekwueme

oh see big title oo

boss @Emmuyypure does it look as if I troll or abuse you
sorry sir , am an homeless man
help your guy.

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Emmypure:
it's a shame that a pauper like thinks that you can intimidate me with 2 k, money that is not even upto breakfast alone, I don't want to brag here, but just know that if you need help pm me I can be of help to you, I will teach how to make real money, I gat the resource and connection to do that.

I can pm you if its to learn from you o

yes I might not be unto you

and I will never brag of what I don't have in my possession

so if you really want to help me.
just drop your WhatsApp number
I will chat you immediately.

no ego no bragging

Emmypure:
nairaland beggers crew sighted, if you can belittle ur self for ordinary 1k which is not up 3 dollar, then you are a disgrace to ur generation

I knew you would come out

you are such a shameless idiot.

the stupid ego that you guys had won't let you guys learn from others

see them island of knowledge

Figuring out grammatical errors does not make you immune to grammatical errors

Pseudo intelligence that is the nomenclature of your problem

Use your brain when you want to correct any one in public
I come in peace.

Everyone can't know all the right expression in English language but we need to know we are are all learners and the largest room in the world is the room for improvement.

he has offered you airtime
if don't want I can help you
Lol

iLegendd:
@Emmypure, you said, and I quote, "imagine a quack teaching me English........ Damm niggar it's alright"

Here is the correction. You start a sentence with a capital letter.

Imagine ≠ imagine.

When using ellipsis, it's three dots [...], not [.......].

It's damn! (an exclamation) not damm.

It's nigger, not niggar.

For the love of slang, I'll accept nigga.

Finally, learn to end a sentence with a period.

For more info, buy the book if you can afford it and improve your life.

In summary, the correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation is: Imagine a quack instructor teaching me English... Damn nigger! It's alright.

I won't reply you again. The only thing I can do is to send you 1k recharge card if you drop your number with the name of the network.

Bye

iLegendd Boss
shame or ego will not allow him drop his phone number for the airtime
I will need it sir
08137221291 MTN
thanks boss

sotherefore:
what is the minimum I can invest

messaged u on WhatsApp since

bro I swear to God if u are willing to learn and invest withing two weeks u can get ur capital back I am not blabbing intact no need to talk. to much

been long I heard from u boss trust you are good sir ilegendd

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OLUWA ft wizbanj
WAI
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MrSensor:
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can I take one of them boss

Genesils:
OPs post can be related with in two ways, the relationship part and the motivational aspect

1. There are some relationships you really have to break for your life to move forward personally, especially when you are so much addicted to someone that's not bringing the best of you but rather draining you

2. Fear and Procrastination are subtle enemies silently killing dreams these days

wow you really pull up all words in one good sentence
God bless you boss

Wang1tang:
Trash

you just registered on nairaland not quite long and you are already seeing trash

I wish you had a life
but you got low life
I know you are kicked out of your old account man
just get a life dude