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Congrats to him

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Excellent!

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As a gate man in heaven, I grant you express pass with permission from....

icebird25:
*Cheating on your wife doesn't mean that you don't love her. It's like hiring taxi when you have your own car at home. It saves tires, ensure longer lasting beauty and reduces mileage.*

Who be this?

ANGELMARVE:
Nothing is as painful as seeing a young and vibrant youth in an untimely death.
The wicked shall not go unpunished.
The person behind her death will be found and face the wrath of the law and of GOD.

I pray for you all, every unfriendly friend in your life that wishes you death, shall be exposed.

It is not useless since the data can be used to prevent further crashes

fk001:
Now I know.

Thanks.


But they should rather invent something useful that will prevent the plane from crashing. To me it is useless when lives are already lost.

So waconzy still dey?

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As fake as this your write up appears, I personally have a limit to the amount of screaming I can allow.

I will feel shy and begin to imagine what my neighbours will be thinking.

Although it is a standard apartment, I feel pity for the guy whose flat is below me, and I also wonder what the family in the flat close to my own flat will be thinking if the moans are too loud.

Bottom line: I like the screams, but I get concerned what others will think if they hear the sound, so I cover the mouth too.

My only Bleep goes to PHCN!

Bleep you up, Bleep you down! Generators make too much noise. We all use generator in my compound and it is not funny.

You come back, go to the generator house to put on your own gen, then you enter your apartment and enjoy the light and the noise. Not funny at all

It is an extreme act of wickedness and can even be classified as a criminal act for a man to have sex with a woman who is not properly lubricated.

Yes, I decided to bring in the criminality aspect because any man that can penetrate a woman who is dry down there is capable of rape!

It takes extreme callousness, for a man to ignore the pain and lack of emotional pleasure from the woman and keep pounding away.

You hear of people having sex and then there are lacerations. Some even equate the level of laceration to how well they were able to hammer away at the "goal"

Love making is an art in and of itself.

Feel free to share your views and experiences.

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e don shele

The cow is gay!

I agree

As awkward as this may sound to the uninitiated, this is 1,000,000,000% true! UNLESS THE WOMAN WAS FORCED

Go girl.

Congrats

erico2k2:
Oga what has this got to do with shell operating or shell not operating? that narrative you just gave gives a clear indication you know nothing about what is happening there,, There are various wells sunk around that area and the Oil is carried from the wels by pipes to a flow station which is meant to go fru a major trunk line to the refineries. These are steel pipes which are prone to rupture, leaks at joints and vandalisation/bunk..... These pipes are still functional as Oil is still pumped from the wells therein. Now, Who you think is responsible for the maintenance of these pipes?

Question 1: Does SHELL still operate in Ogoni?

Question 2: If the answer to the first question is a resounding no, then HOW DID THE OIL SPILL COME ABOUT?

Question 3: Assuming I leased a parcel of land from you, then I decided to fall some trees on the land. As the owner of the land, you decided that you want to use the wood from the trees as firewood. Taking the firewood into your home, you discovered that the fire wood were ant infested and as a result you have ants, frogs and snakes in the log of wood. Should I be held responsible

There is a lot you do not know when you just see news that you know nothing about.

Hmm

Momodu the momodu

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Shut up

Finally, the real picture is here.


Congrats to them.

I rejoice with those who rejoice over goods things!

Na so

I salute you ma

A true hero!

I pray he continues to exhibit this level of courage in every aspect of his adult life



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