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Crime / Re: Ifeanyi Onyenankeya, Imo Blogger, Kidnapped (Photo) by bamasite(m): 8:22am On Aug 15, 2019
Them wan rake green
Celebrities / Re: Princess Shyngle Steps Out In Style In New York After Her Viral Sex Video by bamasite(m): 3:01pm On Aug 14, 2019
Mtcheeew
Politics / Re: Daura Residents To Buhari: "We Only Have Light When You Are Around" by bamasite(m): 3:00pm On Aug 14, 2019
Good....
Make them talk their mind
Crime / Re: Taraba Police Killings: Army Captain Had 191 Phone Chats With Wanted Kidnapper by bamasite(m): 8:02am On Aug 14, 2019
This is the reason boko haram has successful operations! Saboteurs
Jabioro:
We are in a version country,where anything goes..some follow the order while some are above the order.The convert men even reported back to police division at Ibi to inform them of their completed mission... Betrayal, Saboteur, Traitor.... within the force

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Family / Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by bamasite(m): 5:10am On Aug 14, 2019
All hail NwaAmaikpe
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".
Crime / Re: Kidnapped Police DPO, Okoro, Released By Kidnappers After Paying N3M Ransom by bamasite(m): 9:39pm On Aug 13, 2019
It is finished

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Crime / Re: ISWAP Kills Eight People In Maiduguri, Including 3 Soldiers by bamasite(m): 3:35pm On Aug 12, 2019
Na them
Politics / Re: 184 Doctors From 7 Countries Write Buhari Over El-zakzaky (Names) by bamasite(m): 3:34pm On Aug 12, 2019
Wahala dey
Business / Re: Mohammed Indimi, His Children And Grandchildren Reunite For Sallah (Photos) by bamasite(m): 11:59am On Aug 12, 2019
Cash
Foreign Affairs / Re: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by bamasite(m): 5:37pm On Aug 11, 2019
It's Kenya again!
Celebrities / Re: Moesha Buduong Slays In Beach Photos by bamasite(m): 5:36pm On Aug 11, 2019
Hmm....

One man's meat is another man's poison

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Phones / Re: Airtel Salah Day Internet Disruption, Internet Users React by bamasite(m): 5:36pm On Aug 11, 2019
I come even think say Na my phone o
TV/Movies / Re: Joe Blasts Tacha. Her Eyelashes Are Higher Than Her IQ. Video by bamasite(m): 5:35pm On Aug 11, 2019
Chai cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Man Makes His Eba & Vegetable To Look Like Davido's 'Blow My Mind' Cover (Photos by bamasite(m): 5:34pm On Aug 11, 2019
E try
Phones / Re: Huawei P30 Pro Unboxing And Super Creepy 50X Zoom Camera Samples + Price(photos) by bamasite(m): 11:13am On Aug 09, 2019
Hmm.....that's a very cool machine there
Celebrities / Re: Davido Meets Chef Nusret In Greece, Eats 24karat Gold Meat by bamasite(m): 11:13am On Aug 09, 2019
Gold meat me!

Pukes
Car Talk / Re: The Rolls-Royce Cullinan Viewing Suite Is The World's Fanciest Way To Tailgate by bamasite(m): 11:11am On Aug 09, 2019
The people doing those things might just be mods
or affiliated to the mods!
ModedMode:
Meanwhile, one mod here is busy banning people who objects constructively and turns blind to those people posting sextapes and mtn free browsing junks here.
Car Talk / Re: The Rolls-Royce Cullinan Viewing Suite Is The World's Fanciest Way To Tailgate by bamasite(m): 10:57am On Aug 09, 2019
Ego!
Politics / Re: We Have Spent $11 Billion In Nigeria – World Bank by bamasite(m): 10:42am On Aug 09, 2019
Where is the transaction receipt?

Las las, the more you look, the less you see

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Sports / Re: Alex Iwobi: Everton Paid £35m To Sign Him: Costs More Than Any Of These Players by bamasite(m): 10:41am On Aug 09, 2019
Finally, naija player sold for a good fee
Sports / Re: Mikel Gets A Yellow Card On His Debut For Trabzonspor by bamasite(m): 10:37am On Aug 09, 2019
Village ppl.

But e better pass who score own goal on debut grin grin grin

Modified:

This sex position guy might just be one of the mods

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Family / Re: Man Celebrates His Mother On Her Birthday, But See The Reactions He Got by bamasite(m): 10:36am On Aug 09, 2019
Na person mama fine like this?
Celebrities / Re: Davido Plays With DJ Cuppy's Hair (Photos) by bamasite(m): 9:09pm On Aug 08, 2019
Them.don start

Before you know, them don graduate to soapy. Chai
Inside life. Cuppy, better buy this:

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Emir Sanusi Looking For Man Who Made An Art Drawing Of Him by bamasite(m): 4:21pm On Aug 08, 2019
Na me

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Drivers Stop To Grab N62 Million Flying Cash On Georgia Highway (Video, Photo) by bamasite(m): 4:20pm On Aug 08, 2019
Chai,....the place to be at the right time
Travel / Re: A Bridge Leading To NNPC Refinery In River State Is In Danger Of Collapsing (PIX by bamasite(m): 4:18pm On Aug 08, 2019
Don't mind the thing! Let me say no more. lipsrsealed
Bobbyfreshh:


What do u mean by false news.... Oga abeg don't get me angry I lost a friend 2yrs ago due to traffic gridlock after the collapse of one lane of that very bridge
Travel / Re: A Bridge Leading To NNPC Refinery In River State Is In Danger Of Collapsing (PIX by bamasite(m): 3:53pm On Aug 08, 2019
I have always wondered about this road for many years now!

I was actually thinking the road will be fixed when Patience Jonathan, then the first lady of Nigeria, lost her mother and the burial was held in her home town of Okrika. But instead of fix the road, they poured chippings on it and she flew into the village with helicopter.

It is a pity that we are where we are today, because the truth is, the average Nigerian has a common fatal flaw!

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Culture / Re: Traditional Marriage Rites Ceremony Of Umudioka Town, Dunukofia Lga Of Anambra S by bamasite(m): 3:43pm On Aug 08, 2019
Nationwide standard? No

So it is for those that are somehow interested in buying goods there grin grin

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Politics / Re: Kaduna Government Gives Conditions For El-Zakzaky To Travel by bamasite(m): 4:35am On Aug 08, 2019
Wonders shall never end
Crime / Re: Cultism: Wike Sends Names Of Lecturers To DSS For Profiling by bamasite(m): 4:33am On Aug 08, 2019
I heard someone talk about glass house lipsrsealed

If you know, you....
Religion / Re: Adeboye Ordains 12,811 Deacons And Deaconesses, 4,060 Assistant Pastors (photos) by bamasite(m): 3:16pm On Aug 07, 2019
I see.

No comment please.

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