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Hello nairalanders, just want to know your views about what you wish to do for your Mama (mummy) who gave birth to you, and how you can accomplish this expecially during "mother's day".  As for me, I wish I should make her travel to places where she has never been before, buy things that she never taught of having, and ensuring that I always see her at least once in a month.
She has been so dare to me.

pahtahkee:
Orisirisi,

Learn to love and lose.

Time to call it quits. She is tired of the relationship.

It seems that's exactly the meaning because few days ago, she has been seeing another guy, leaving my friend heartbroken. The reason for asking this question is that my friend doesn't know the meaning when she told him and
likewise me, so i had to ask for the meaning. I can get it now.
@Me1-5 think this is the meaning of it, any querry feel free to express your mind.

abeg which one na me1, me2,me3,me4. i beg make you yan me the koko.

beauty model

I love it with milk too.
@Ibkaye, most especially before i sleep, i always strive to drink a cup at least.

My friend tell me say him GF said he should learn to love and loose. Wetin dis thing mean?

@Pretty22
Scientists discover that there is no 100% guarantee that even though a person uses a condom, he will not be infected with it, the only guarantee is abstinence, so no matter what, whether one use a protective or not or even those who never had sex, the best thing is to know their fate, by going for the test.

check antibiotic of any kind

The symptoms of blood impurity in the body is having some swollen signs in the body (Yoruba people called this sign INARUN), this can happen in any part of your body, and when bosted can form another one and spread almost to all the part of your bdoy, it is similar to a boil.
Lack of blood purity can never and will never be a lack of sexual vigour, it has nothing to do with sex.
It can be purified if one use antibiotics.

the real answer be say, check am well, if na always, your testes dey strong , u need to extract some liquidic substance from it, i think you know how they always extract milk from Cow, they need to do that to your testes, so that you wont
have the cancer of the testicle. Since breast cancer dey common, may be stong testes na cancer of the testicle.

pretty22:
please enlighten us more about this chlamydia test is it a type of disease or test
is it more common among the girls or boys,
can someone go for the test without any symptom of any kind?

@Pretty 22, let me give you some information about Chlamydia.
Chlamydia is a sexually transmitted infection which is most common amongst young people aged 25 or under.  Research shows that approximately 1 in 10 sexually active young people are infected with it, and most do not know that they are infected.  Often there are no symptoms, and if left untreated can lead to serious health problems such as infertility.
The very good aspect of Chlamydia is that it can be treated with antibiotics only if one is tested to have it at the early stage.
Research shows that it is widely common in ladies, but whoever has it will surely infect the partner, and that is the reason why some ladies are unable to give birth, not because of abortion but because of Chlamydia infection.
Anyone infected with it,need to make sure that his or her partner is tested to. 
In order to test whether one is having it or not, one need to take his or her urine sample to a pharrmaceutical shop or chemist.
The answer to your question is YES, one can go for the test without having any symptom of any kind. Then you will be rest assured that you are alright.

Hello Fellownairalanders,
This is to tell u all that each and everyone whether you are a male or a female should go
for a Chlamydia test most especially those around the age group of 16 to 25yrs of age.
This disease can be cured only if you detect in advance, the adverse effect is that if you
are a man and you have it, and you leave it to (bacteria)grow for sometime it might make you unnable to
make a child as times goes on.
Advice is to go for a check from the hospital.

Na so i dey travel from Lagos to Ife one day, as i dey go, i dey feel hungry wan kill me so, na so i branch for one bouka around Ibadan, i requested for Amala with Efo, (men) this na supperb, apart from my Mama wey no how to cook well well, i go give credit for this woman to be the second in command. Make una no joke with Bouka especially those selling Amala in Ibadan. i carry bottom for dem.

Hello fellow nairalanders,
Wonders shall never end.
Can you imagine if you are in this situation, what will you do?
You were given birth to as twins but during your birth you were seperated from your twin sister,a family adopted your twin sister while you were adopted by another family, later on in life, you got to know this lady and fell in love, you married her, but after the wedding you discovered that you married your twin sister. What will you do?
Yoruba people will say " Eje n run" which simply means the guy smell his blood and fell in love.
Where i come from it is an Abomination for this to happen.
But you can check it out yourself @ www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article677584.ece
No be dem say, na true i dey yan.

Wetin you for do, if na you it happen to?

~Sly~(*_*):
stay on yo lane bro!

@~sly~(*_*) I should stay on my lane, I beg which kind lane did you put me, make i stay for arm?

~Sly~(*_*):
shio! omo oni kulikuli!. . . .

toyinrayo:
whatever. . . . omo eleja

I was wondering why you guys are abusing one another, omo onikulikuli, omo eleja.
Tell me why are u posting these junks.?

ibkaye:
Prefer Coffee

Do you prefer to put milk in it or leave it just like that?

I will say that is called "ABAMI EDA".[color=#990000][/color]
In the olden days, they do use them for sacrifice, but nowadays, well, I've never seen such a person before.  more than two wetin?

efuah:
LOLROFLSCAMAO hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa heeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeee. . . this post made me laugh amid tears u're the funniest member on this forum LMAO
huh? u don't mean it!
i wonder too

Efuah, no be true talk i yan?

There is one Naija restaurant around Deptford, I've 4gotten the name.
But i prefer the one at Old kent road.
My worse problem is i dont wanna know their name, the food na my concern.
If one be Mama or baba Calabar no be my concern, is the food sweet? Na the thing i wan knowbe dat.

Dont worry Dude, it's a matter of time, it will go in its due time. Just dont let it disturb you in your activities. Make sure that you dont attract yourself to dust or cold, if posible be drinking hot things,water, tea and so on for a while, then make sure that you dont use the same tissue or handkerchief. Do these and have good health.

That means they have given you MAGUN.  Since u said it that you were having two before and two recently became 1, I fear for you. You need divine assistance. Go seek spiritual help, no doctor fit do am back except if you wan collect your greatgrandpa wey dey inside grave. Make you plead for am so that he go lend you that before you too go peme.
Take care guy, go now, before it is too late, i mean before the remaining 1 go turn 0.
GOO! I SAY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Milo is better than Bournvita. Simple!

smile4kenn:
have u guys ever tasted frog meat. please do try and eat it, its the best and sweetest i have ever seen.

You must be wicked! Frog or wetin i ear?
last thing i go eat.

Gari Ijebu with Sugar, then put Epa or Kulikuli or better still Eja dindin.
Drink it in a hot sunny afternoon.
O ti lo wa ju!
Love it like that.

Amydiva:
Indomie is the best for me ohh!!

"indomie" iyen wa je ounje!
That long straw thing, there is no way you can be contented with that food.
Indomie should be eaten after you have eaten the main food, like Ewa ati Ogi. Yeah, I mean After.

I love fast food whenever i wan show levels, but to be frank i love bouka, though sometimes i used to think that they will be doing juju to sell, like washing hands inside the soup most especially in Marina, Lagos. If you wan eat bouka food for that side, make una shine your eye well well. No be me talk am, na so people dey hala me.

Among tea or coffee, which one do you prefer most? How do you eat bread and tea? Soaking the bread inside tea or biting the bread before drinking the tea.


As for me, I love tea more than coffee, initially I hate the ordour of coffee, but as time went on I started to develop interest in coffee.
Before I used to soak the bread inside tea, but nowadays I'm used to biting the bread before drinking the tea.
Tell me about yourself, how do you eat yours?

ifyalways:
not just at night,holding the pee when pressed affects the bladder.
if your bladders are full,simply empty it.

Thank you ifyalways, though you can't do without peeing, but the fact is sometimes you need to hold it, most especially in public places where there is no good toilet to use, one need to be cautious so as not to contact toilet disease or any form like that. And even in the night i think the best thing to do is to pee b4 going to bed.