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CelebritiesRe: 4 Celebs Who Still Live With Their Parents by bamite(m): 6:39am On Jul 27, 2014
DonaldGenes: i don't like you
hu is dis deranged monkey?sad
CelebritiesRe: 4 Celebs Who Still Live With Their Parents by bamite(m): 12:45pm On Jul 26, 2014
crap
RomanceRe: Man Sends Wife Spreadsheet Of Times She Denied Him Sex by bamite(m): 11:05pm On Jul 21, 2014
uglyogre: i'm a dumb wh.o.re and a drug addict who cant live a second of my lyf without a c.o.ck in my a.s$
pls what do i do?
take ur lyf as soon as possible
RomanceRe: Man Sends Wife Spreadsheet Of Times She Denied Him Sex by bamite(m): 10:52pm On Jul 21, 2014
drealnamdy: What Nonsense!!! angry what kind of woman will do dis to me...I will violently kick her out of my houz....bring in another woman to replace her..send a memo to her people and move on with my life...what rubbish!! I dnt think I can stand dat...the man even stl had to time and patince to make a spreadsheet for all her bullsh#t excuses in marriage Again ooo....kai noooo dis is fckin not what I can fanthom....will pour a very cold water on her while she's sleeping instead of anticipating how erotc d night will be... angry
haba bros
take it easy man
he's probably her boy toy nd dats y she has d nerves 2pull sh#ts lyk dat
RomanceRe: Man Sends Wife Spreadsheet Of Times She Denied Him Sex by bamite(m): 10:40pm On Jul 21, 2014
uglyogre: woever, it doesn't change the fact that men are fools, sex addicts and idiotas
hmm
effects of bad parenting
RomanceRe: Man Sends Wife Spreadsheet Of Times She Denied Him Sex by bamite(m): 10:38pm On Jul 21, 2014
4lorunsho: adaripon ; even if they had to post here ; should they not seek advice " na people like u dey die in silence and has a bad intention to do
dis guy..u're either very daft or had a very poor education
learn to assimilate nd tk corrections as at when due
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Would You Do, If A Guy Kissed You Without Consent? by bamite(m): 9:29pm On Jul 21, 2014
IrishKez: Sir am not lieing
Am 19 going to 20
It's too early to start. Besides whoever I accepted shall remain the one cool
accepted
keep it up ok?
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Would You Do, If A Guy Kissed You Without Consent? by bamite(m): 9:06pm On Jul 21, 2014
IrishKez: Exactly the kinda reaction I expected



Meanwhile, I have nothing to prove to you sir embarassed
dats sm really difficult tin 2 believe
anyway its non of ma biz :-P
PoliticsRe: Former Petroleum Minister, Rilwanu Lukman Is Dead by bamite(m): 4:58pm On Jul 21, 2014
teufelein: ..may he rot in hell....allah is great.
are u ok?
Music/RadioRe: Top Seven Video Directors In Nigeria by bamite(m): 7:44pm On Jul 20, 2014
justi4jesu: who directed Ukwu by Timaya grin
Google is ur friend
PoliticsRe: Nasarawa : Ombatse Backs Al -makura ’ S Impeachment by bamite(m): 11:54am On Jul 20, 2014
jayseehe: I will make sure you get a ban for quoting what I didn't say tongue
am i a magician?
how will i quote wat u didnt say?
PoliticsRe: Nasarawa : Ombatse Backs Al -makura ’ S Impeachment by bamite(m): 11:31am On Jul 20, 2014
jayseehe: I'm daft and dont hv a spirit if sportmanship tongue
y na
PoliticsRe: Nasarawa : Ombatse Backs Al -makura ’ S Impeachment by bamite(m): 11:21am On Jul 20, 2014
jayseehe: I'm too daft and dont have a spirit of sportsmanship tongue
y na
PoliticsRe: Nasarawa : Ombatse Backs Al -makura ’ S Impeachment by bamite(m): 9:16am On Jul 20, 2014
jayseehe: i am gay and my dog fvcks me every nyt
pls wat do i do? tongue
go and fvck wet transformer
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Actresses That Regretted Their Tattoos ( Photos ) by bamite(m): 9:06am On Jul 20, 2014
fruityjojo: Thanks Love. Happy sunday*
same 2u dear
FamilyRe: Graphic Photo: Dad Beats Babysitter Unconscious For Molesting Son by bamite(m): 9:04am On Jul 20, 2014
BananaBender: Then report me to the police. I'll pay for their plane tickets to come arrest me undecided
1st off, i aint a police volunteer who's job is to spot out gays
was juz askin to b on d lookout
FamilyRe: Graphic Photo: Dad Beats Babysitter Unconscious For Molesting Son by bamite(m): 8:54am On Jul 20, 2014
BananaBender: What does my sexual orientation have to do with the discourse??
cos u're expresin a soft spot 4 gays which is also illegal
FamilyRe: Graphic Photo: Dad Beats Babysitter Unconscious For Molesting Son by bamite(m): 7:59am On Jul 20, 2014
BananaBender: You are a fool!


Is it every gay man/lady that is a pedoph1le??!! What does being gay have to do with molestation??!!


So a female straight babysitter cannot be a pedoph1le??
are u gay?
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Actresses That Regretted Their Tattoos ( Photos ) by bamite(m): 12:30am On Jul 20, 2014
fruityjojo: NOT NOT NOT TONTO! I know! Not just saying!
hmm
i see u girl
u're simply fantastic
PoliticsRe: Breakingnews: Islamic Boko Haram Bombs Enugu Market by bamite(m): 11:19pm On Jul 19, 2014
Lexington: God forsaken goat. ...
What is good about this development?
PoliticsRe: Breakingnews: Islamic Boko Haram Bombs Enugu Market by bamite(m): 11:00pm On Jul 19, 2014
customized13: seriously, that pics is your pics.
really?
PoliticsRe: Breakingnews: Islamic Boko Haram Bombs Enugu Market by bamite(m): 10:39pm On Jul 19, 2014
bloodyassassin: i'm a gay ass #mufu
beta take ur d*ck smwer els b4 i cut off ur balls and shove em in ur throat
PoliticsRe: Breakingnews: Islamic Boko Haram Bombs Enugu Market by bamite(m): 10:31pm On Jul 19, 2014
bloodyassassin: you even posted you picture online.

that shows that you're a bloody fool you dont know whats pics search unless you're not in any social network.

dude watch your back you're a dead man anytime from now. i gat your pics now.


WATCHOUT
and wat makes u feel its realy ma pic?
thats how u guyz get easily decieved to a trap u cant get out of
nigga beta be careful
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Replies Those Bashing Him For Snubbing His Brother's Wedding by bamite(m): 10:05pm On Jul 19, 2014
Kessleek: This is the dumbest post that i have read on NL...
seconded
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Replies Those Bashing Him For Snubbing His Brother's Wedding by bamite(m): 8:58pm On Jul 19, 2014
SELENAqueensy: Peter trying so hard to make sense, but ended up saying sh*t
Really? The only family u have is the one u build?

Since a woman came into the picture, everything has changed


Note, nobody should quote my post o
ur d.p tryin so hard to make sence but just didnt
pls dont take panadol for anoda man's head ache
PoliticsRe: Breakingnews: Islamic Boko Haram Bombs Enugu Market by bamite(m): 8:19pm On Jul 19, 2014
bloodyassassin: i dont play games with low life just watch out i can easly track you ip and isp and eliminate your gaddem life. or do u think you're safe?

watch your back because killing is fun

dude you're a vulture and i dont play games with vultures
kip blabbin lyk a sheep in heat
amma fvck u up any day anytym
fvcktard
PoliticsRe: Breakingnews: Islamic Boko Haram Bombs Enugu Market by bamite(m): 7:36pm On Jul 19, 2014
bloodyassassin: i sucked my dad's d.i.c.k this mornin
goodluck
PoliticsRe: Miraculous Delivery Of Oga Jonah By Chimamanda Adichie by bamite(m): 7:28pm On Jul 19, 2014
date1816: From my very nature the answer was clear: I knew God could hear me. I was not incidental; I was created.
My mother was an officer in the United States Navy so we moved quite a few times growing up.
But I spent most of my childhood years in Pensacola, Florida, a town with a population of about 50,000 people.
Pensacola is most well-known for its US Naval base and its Brownsville Revival Church.
On Sunday nights, you could hear the church music from miles away. My parents instilled in me a love of learning and an inquisitive nature from an early age. They taught me to "think outside the box" and find truth inside myself. They never encouraged me to conform. They nurtured independent minds in both my brother and myself.
I will never forget the moment it occurred to me that I had the power within myself to discern the basic truth about my creation. I was in middle school. I had completed my assignment half an hour early and I was quietly occupying myself with my thoughts. That's when I first discovered my natural religion.
Stories of New Muslims
- One Step from Me ... Two Steps from God
- I Felt Islam Deep Inside My Heart
- A Faith I Had Never Considered
- The Logic of the Quran Led Me to Islam
- I Didn't Want to Die a Non-Muslim
It came to me as I was staring at our classroom whiteboard, considering the significance of the myriad of information it contained. On this board, you could find the date, our homework assignments, the lesson, and you could even see the ghosts of yesterday's whiteboard contents in the corners where the eraser hadn't quite reached.
It suddenly struck me that my brain was like this whiteboard. The only difference was that, while the contents of our classroom whiteboard had been deliberately and carefully mapped out by its owner, my brain's whiteboard had been indiscriminately written upon by every image, song, book, expression, lecture, and argument to which I had ever been exposed. I imagined that, if I could see it, it would be a chaotic, indecipherable mess. This disturbed me, but then I wondered: If the images, writings, and hidden messages could be erased, what would I find beneath?
I realized there must be, beneath all that I had soaked up, me. I recognized that under all that "information" would be my uncorrupted self. And on the tails of that hypothesis was the realization that if I could communicate with my inner nature, I could find what beliefs were natural to me.
Did I have a purpose or was I incidental?
I decided to invest all my efforts at bringing forth a mental image of my whiteboard. On the board, would be written everything I "knew" about religion. And in my mind, I would stand in front of that board wielding an eraser, ready to find the truth beneath.
Mentally, I set down my eraser and I picked up a pen. I hesitated. What should I write?
First, I came upon the memorized biblical verses from Baptist daycare: "For God so loved the world…" - erased. Next came the mantras of Christian Science Sunday School, "There is no life, truth, intelligence, nor substance in matter…" - erased. And then there was a discussion I had overheard between my aunt and my parents, "Energy can be neither created nor destroyed…" - erased.
I erased it all. All the sad-eyed images of Jesus, all the verses, all the lessons, the documentaries - everything - I vanquished them. And only a shining whiteboard remained.
Mentally, I set down my eraser and I picked up a pen. I hesitated. What should I write? I started a sentence and stopped myself, suddenly very unsure. And then I asked myself the burning question that while I yearned to ask, I feared as well. I asked, "what if there is no such thing as God?" Immediately the answer ripped through my brain with almost terrifying force, shaking my whiteboard on its hinges, "Don't say that!" My nature screamed at me, "God can hear you!"
That was it. From my very nature the answer was clear: I knew God could hear me. I was not incidental; I was created. I lifted my pen and wrote simply: "I was created by God." This was my natural religion.
From then on, I carried my natural religion with me and protected it fiercely. I guarded it jealously from whatever theories, philosophies, or doctrines might indiscriminately attempt to etch themselves upon my precious whiteboard. I became skeptical of the things trusted adults might tell me.
I asked questions in Sunday school: How could God be human? How could God die? Why would God have a son? Why would God kill His son for my sins? Could God not simply forgive sin? Would you have me believe that I am more merciful than God? And the answers to these questions were either "Take it on faith," or an obvious lie.
From the day I bought it, my Quran was my favorite book. I didn't treat it like my other books.
My skepticism became cynicism. I was angry that these adults, ostensibly wiser than me, seemed intent on corrupting my inner truth. I began to hate Christianity. But I did not hate the Bible. I read the Bible and I felt love for Jesus. I felt love for the prophets. So I clung to that love and to the knowledge that my creation was no accident. I clung to my natural religion.
It wasn't until my first year of high school, that I learned what a Muslim was. My world-history teacher introduced us to Islam as part of our studies of the Arab world. Her lecture on Islamic theology was brief but shocking. She told us that there are one billion Muslims in the world. Muslims believe in One God. They believe Jesus was a prophet. It is an Abrahamic religion.
I listened in awe. And she mentioned a person who I had never heard of: Muhammad. She described him as a brilliant political leader who claimed to have received a revelation from God, called "Quran", while meditating in a cave. She described him accurately, but without love. The religion she portrayed sounded very foreign and masculine, but nonetheless it intrigued me. I resolved myself to read this revelation of Muhammad's, this "Quran."
From the day I bought it, my Quran was my favorite book. I didn't treat it like my other books. This book demanded respect. The cover had been so lovingly designed with its leather binding and lovely gold engravings. Inside, the Arabic text nestled next to the English translation fascinated me. When I carried it with me, I wrapped it in a lovely hand stitched blanket I had owned since I was a baby. I didn't want my school books rubbing against it and disturbing it.
I read the Quran patiently. In a way, I knew it was true before I read it. But the cynic in me held out, until I read one simple verse which hushed every doubt in me:
{Not for idle sport did I create the heavens and the earth and all that is between! If it had been My wish to take just a pastime, I should surely have taken it from the things nearest to Me, if I would do such a thing! Nay, I hurl the Truth against falsehood, and it knocks out its brain, and behold, falsehood does perish! Ah! Woe be to you for the false things you ascribe to Me.}( 21:16- cool
My Mind Reeled
This book was my natural religion. My natural religion was Islam
"Allah hurls truth against falsehood and knocks out its brain." I was not created idly. I am no plaything.
It all came together, my memory of my mental whiteboard shaking on its hinges and that violent cry, "God can hear you!" This verse explained it all. Allah hurls truth against falsehood and knocks out its brain.
This book was my natural religion. My natural religion was Islam.
Just about one year after I finished reading the Quran for the first time, at the age of 16, I took myShahadah. My parents, may Allah bless them and guide them, accepted my conversion from the very first day. I explained to my mother what the words of myShahadahmeant. She was surprised and curious. Shortly after I began wearing a headscarf in public, my father received some tracts in the mail which slandered Islam and Prophet Muhammad. They were sent anonymously by someone who wished to "warn" him about the "evil" religion I had embraced.
I remember my father threw them away in distaste. And he bought a book about Islam written by a Muslim to study up on my new faith. My parents make me feel very blessed.
The simple truth of Islam gives a life simple truth and meaning. Making such a huge change in direction can give a person perspective on life, one that will influence every decision they make from that day forward.
Seven years since I took myShahadah, I am now married with four children. Sometimes I look at my children in awe and try to imagine where I might be had my life followed a more conventional path. And frankly, it feels like I have been saved from something too terrible to imagine.
Islam encompasses everything I have, and more importantly everything I hope to be. I can only aspire to live up to all the blessings I have been given. All praise only due to Allah. And all thanks to Him. And there is nothing worthy of worship except Allah.
ok in sumary, u're a terrorist
good luck with ur virgins
PoliticsRe: Breakingnews: Islamic Boko Haram Bombs Enugu Market by bamite(m): 6:46pm On Jul 19, 2014
bloodyassassin: i'm hiv positive...
y?
PoliticsRe: Breakingnews: Islamic Boko Haram Bombs Enugu Market by bamite(m): 6:20pm On Jul 19, 2014
teufelein: only irredeemable Big FO.OLS answer nigerians....there's nothing like the zoo nigeria, a figment of imagination of deranged minds.
deduct your logical conclusion....mallam bbelo28.
hey wats wrong with u
CelebritiesRe: Very Pissed Off Fans Curse Out Peter Okoye & Lola For Shunning Jude's Wedding by bamite(m): 5:29pm On Jul 19, 2014
MissMeiya: Ohhhhh now it's "a joke". Whatever you say.
yeah right
CelebritiesRe: Very Pissed Off Fans Curse Out Peter Okoye & Lola For Shunning Jude's Wedding by bamite(m): 5:23pm On Jul 19, 2014
MissMeiya: Enough with your excuses for misspelling multiple words in a row. You inserted yourself into someone's conversation because education somehow bothers you. Now you're looking for pity or I don't know what. Mind your business next time.
enough of the ranting plsss
i'm probably more educated than you
quit being so timid and learn to take a joke for what it is 'a joke' ok.

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