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funlord:


At least now mikel go get better babysitter work wey him go dey do 4 that london instead of to dey look after other players phones for chelsea bench!

Haha you're a genius mate!

Thezoomustfall:
What kind of rubbish and stup!d name did mikel give to these Kids? What happened to Igbo names. Mikel is an Idi0t and he shouldn't come back home.

But wait oh, is it by force?

Sommyangel:
So finally... The whole cuddling yielded fruit.. Plenty fruit for that matter.. Congrats

*Ahem but can you cuddle too?

Angel196:
What a shameful and weak way to win a match. Best club my foot![/color]

You may now run along girl...

tohphunmie:
Awww ...don't worry, i understand. I will improvise

LOL you seem to delight me everyday... I hope I don't get completely sucked into your awesomeness

Say NO to gender discrimination!!!

IamLEGEND1:
maybe the cucumber got stuck

Assclown

Emmaesty:
Everybody looks like your ex

Is it your ex?

tohphunmie:
Lol....now i know am gonna enjoy this marriage am in love aiidy

Well its your type that makes a man fall in love You suddenly sound like you're going to make a great mom and wife.

LOL

tohphunmie:
5th born

no chance of taking you out on a Monday

Durent,

Beauty lies in the hands of the beholder.

marriedvirgin:
You better start making the necessary arrangements for this matter coz i'm ready for that wedding

LOL. As the e-priest and facilitator, we kindly need you to pronounce us eHusband and Wife.

Erm the real wedding will take sometime by the way

tohphunmie:
Lwkm....i swear, ur something else!.....who is gonna pronounce us ehusby and wifey

Mr marriedvirgin , please wake up oh...

theunusualmoon:
But OP how did you know it's her male colleague?the only picture we can see is hers. She could be blowing her son or daughter a kiss.it could be anyone.

5 points for this post

Not quite the memorable wedding everyone dreams of. Ijebu couple, they probably studied economics to boot.

PS. I'm Ijebu by the way

Still sexier than some Nairaland chicks...

tohphunmie:
Lol...

And we'll live happily (aside from misunderstandings, letting another guy hit on you, silent treatments, your wanting to win every argument, and unexpected expiration of data bundle) ever after.

tohphunmie:
Awwwwww...and why is that there shouldn't be exceptions. What happens to thru Thick and Thin

Okay okay I'll tolerate that if the stars align
can we have the kiss now?

tohphunmie:
Lol...are you sure??

Yes I really am hun.
I also promise to be there with you through the toughest trials in our life and cry with you. These trials do not include things like overly emotional Nairaland posts. You're crying on your own with those.

marriedvirgin:
you remember the part where they say you have to be faithful(no infidelity) till death do you part? hihihihihihi
I de wait una to tie this knot quick bikonu

Yes sir, I do

cc: tohphunmie

tohphunmie:
Lol...and my e-husby to be is stalking me aiidy

My cravings are healthy, pumpkin

BirdOfParadise:
Believe you me, stalking has gone beyond that sphere... It has advanced with technology. Over here, some guys would even show up wherever you go and frighten you. Some would send you dead animals, locks of hair, voodoo, name it!

Well that's a creeper not a stalker any more...

I read up this:

This term is nearly as overdiagnosed as ADHD is in children. Any women who think an undesirable man might be interested in her will almost always automatically label him a stalker.

Note: Far too many idiots think they're more important than they really are. Real stalkers seek out beautiful, interesting, and often famous members of the attractive gender. 90 percent of the people who use the term couldn't get a real stalker to save their lives.
A hot girl who follows you around and shows up at your door is a friend.

An ugly girl who follows you around and shows up at your door is now, according to most, a stalker.

A hot guy who gives you flowers is a romantic.

An ugly guy who gives you flowers is a stalker.
[Urban Dictionary]

So stalking isn't all that bad, depending on the stalkee anyway and the level of obsession or insanity (as the case may be) of the stalker.

LOL crazy experiences on here... I thought stalking stopped at checking people's posts and wanting to get their attention at every possible time, like I'm doing right now....
tohphunmie, *strokes your hair* you never have to cry any more my lady

marriedvirgin:
I would gladly do it for you both

LOL okay.. where is the part where we get to say I do to some scary vows?

tohphunmie:
Lol...oya who's gonna join us together??

Oh you beauty!

marriedvirgin, please do the honors.

tohphunmie:
eeeeerm...is that a promise??

It is my lady , let's make this last forever

inevitableme:
Majesty by Michael W. Smith. Gospel song that always inspire me. ((Amma Church Dude)) am gonno sing that song in church 2maro!!! . . Sing it majessssty, majesty, your graces found me just as am............................................come to shepherd teaching center church to hear me sing the complete song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a church dude too.. but you sound like a girl.

Train - Hey, Soul Sister. It's one lovely song

True blues stay loyal. KTBFFH!

tohphunmie:
Lol...and what is my last name changing to?

Well, to mine

I read somewhere: Love is one long sweet dream, And marriage is the alarm clock.
Don't worry, we'd be unique, we'll be a tough act to follow

SexyStrawberry:
I am a sweet quiet and humble girl, but Puleeezzzz don't u dare step on my toes! u gonna have it hot with me!
Anyway sha I only react when money is involved, I don't unnecessarily get aggressive.

Sweet, quiet, humble and battle ready... nah that doesn't flow
Hian. You can't intimidate me
You must be an Ibo girl by the way