₦airaland Forum

tohphunmie:
Loool....eeeeerrm *scratches head

You're perfect don't worry... all that has to change is your last name

SexyStrawberry:
While MTN are saints Abi ?

You'll be good at harassing and intimating people... shior

Princessmel:
U call it swag, I call it unnecessary pride and ego

not wanting to live with one's gf is unnecessary pride and ego? *clap for yourself*

IamAtribalist:
Adonbilivit - pics or gerrout

I'm with you on this. We don't belief, pics or bribe us

A source close to the president

We must all be toddlers to believe this.

SexyStrawberry:
I got the #500 credit too even though i didnt revalidate my sim.
When they sent me that initial text to go revalidate my sim, I called dem customer care line after seeing the monstrous crowd at one of their offices, when she picked up, trust me naaw, I hurled insults to her n MTN in general n told her to check my line if it wasn't activated, something wey I buy 34k as at then no be now that dey are now selling it #100 or buy one n get one free!
I told her that some 7yrs ago or so we were told to register d line of which I did and DAT I won't queue up for another one, n if dey block my line, Amadioha is coming after her n d rest of MTN staff as well! heheheheehhehehehehe
Next thing I come get text from them thanking me for revalidating my line plus #500 to go with it as well

You're evil

tohphunmie:
Lol...dont tell me ur a danfo driver??

what's that got to do with love?

How about the whether na one naira kinda love?

Popflair:
Well done (applause)

It's about time we got married... tohphunmie

mavinc4u:
Op, did you check that company very well before showing their recruitment ad. Please check this link to read about them https://www.nairaland.com/968512/list-fake-employment-companies-stay/66

CIA

kristen12:
Most staffs in medical center are just useless.

Not just the medical center, one of my friends passed on due to lackadaisical attitude of surgeons at Luth recently.

What does identification have to do with saving a student's life for goodness sake?

Whoever needs serious treatment should start opting for private hospitals.

doubled123:
Applied to Dalhousie, MSc. Agriculture.. Still no reply from them. The thing tire me!
4weeks now!!
How long should it take before they reply?

LOL relax... Is that for Fall 2016?

TheBae:
Is it? The weather is alright, hot afternoons, cold evenings. Not bad at all. I'm doing fine, thanks for asking

Oh well one dude left for Dalhousie last year... another is going next year, and I might be opting for Dal too who knows?

Wish you all the best be cool!

SELENAqueensy:
That's how I want my front hair to be, but it just wouldn't

Eeya have you prayed about it?

datprincess:

men.. you fine!

zeetyzin:
y not try accelerating up?

LOL the poster must be a Danfo!!!

TheBae,

Seems the number of NS, Halifax peeps are growing. How's the weather rn? Hope you're settling quite well.

lordtosan:
The above persons funded it not buhari. Before some APC I.diots who are as dumb as their president start shouting -

'Chai Buhari!'.

LOL nice point... Sai Buhari still!!!

MISSNORA:
lol bad boy

what's with the protective goggles you're wearing? perphaps you're a welder?

otiigba1:
Why is Every one is assuming otherwise? Perhaps the two women murdered him, and stole his money

To be honest, my mind went to this at first before... but we never could tell.... till an autopsy is done.

honeygirl17:
Offshore workers too like women

Well well... certainly not everyone of them

Remarkable piece! I particularly find the symptom/cause analysis interesting.

Reminds me of the NITDA Scholarship... even if I from Ogun gets 88%, someone else from Delta could still get admitted with a 80 score. Yup FCP should be scrapped.

Abagworo:
Based on pictures I've seen and news emanating from India, it is the dirtiest and most unlivable place in the world. Only Americans, Europeans and couple of other Nationals like Singapore, Japan and China can write thrash about Nigeria because they are better off but not hungry tiny d*cked Indians.

LOL but why are you deflecting from the veracity of their statements?

tohphunmie:
Lol...thanks dear

but where have you been?

Jennymama,

I though you were cute until I saw tohphunmie... she's a jewel!

Closecall:
I live in a nice accomodation, in a high society part of Lagos, there is this Hot single Neighbour living close to my apartment. Last week we chatted briefly during the morning jogging.
I really like her but she can't speak english, she was born in France and only returned a year ago to meet her family. She speaks mostly in French which am very poor at. Her english is vey bad, I want to express my feelings to her but I can't tell her. She only speaks french
Please help a brother. What do I do?

If your intentions are pure .... (Btw I wish I was in your shoes)

1. Get a French dict., and start learning the basics yourself on some website
2. Get to teach her some English too, while she teaches some French in return

And now your time starts!

This topic is specially targeted at me, unfortunately

Angelfloxa:
Please NL brothers and sisters, i need your advice..
I've not recieved my boyfriend at my house before and he is coming to visit...i need fast help because i don't know how to entertain him because i'm not really good at recieving visitors..please help..thanks

You know your boify more than we do... how do we advise you on how to best entertain your boify?

Well just think of yourself going to someelse's place... How do you want to be treated?

*sighs

Nuella222:
btw did she hv to call u animals because of that? Besides she did that during her time and she knws how u both missed each other. Just ignore her and complete the missionary journey, u get d certificate

Did you mean to use Nutella as your moniker?.... cos you sound sweet

LaRoyalHighness:
I find this thread funny.

LOL same here... Newsflash: Job seeker misses call for potential employment.

Goodluck in your search Kayla12, love your moniker btw

Ajibade105:
Help me with his/her email address

Oops my bad, he's going to another uni in Sask province, not exactly Uni of Sask.,

Cheers!