₦airaland Forum

Lol the absurdity of this party is so uncanny.

marvin906:
may stupidity strike your stupid mouth...

you just sit down and decide to type absolute garbage

Lol bruh, thread's a madting fam. I'm not even deepening it.

kingxsamz:
just get her pregnant and she go follow u see anybody wey u wan see.,even ur grandfather.

Smh.

Op, please don't make assumptions. Sit her down and confront the issue. Simple.

It's only one side of the story but the chic comes across like she knows her worth. Big ups to her.

wisino1:
you too u are a stingy man the poor boy is here in Nigeria helping your mum to load card for data purchase 1k card for that matter and all the way from oyibo man land you are here on nairaland indirectly calling the poor boy a thief and you are looking for way to block him....don't worry any time you want to load card for your mum enter flight and come and load it your self

Choi why are you so h'angry?

cheeeoma:
Virgins act in a particular way n she acts it,4 her to say it with boldness on TV shows dat she might be saying d truth..Pls if u don't understand her I do n many others do. She knows her worth. This chat is a scam!

Another MMM. Fake news!!!

Small Doctor

Mayorkun

The Stage

The Mascot

The much-anticipated trophy finally came to Lagos. Held at TBS yesterday, the turnout was moderate, nothing Coca-Cola could not handle. Entertainers including Arole, Mayorkun and Small Doctor came around. Coke gave out drinks and several gifts. Every one with regular tickets had the option of having a picture session with the WC trophy although VIP ticket holders had special access. There were games and interesting side attractions. Finally, one can only dream that the cup will come again immediately after the upcoming WC.

CC: Rocktation

BossLaifay:
Same place you left your grammatical skills

now that was savage. Madting babes.

Teetop,

Bigs ups blud, your piece is a pengting fam. The truth is like Alomo Bitters.

And why is this not on FP yet?

Rocktation, farano

I honestly can't believe this got to FP. Absolutely disgraceful!

While I don't advocate for pre-marital penetrative sex, your game must be really poor. Appear thirsty, and they'll hold out for a ransom.

happy200:
Last time i fell in love was 8 years ago, after the girl i loved broke my heart i found it difficult to fall in love again. But i found another girl that swept me off my feet i completely lost control, we were communicating everything was going fine, last week she travelled to their village when i tried communicating with her she told me she have a husband in the village!. Presently i'm depressed and confused.

This your story sef... So your game is so poor that she had to go to the village to get a man?

Nah mate, step up!

Angelsmile5luv:
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishilove
Marpol
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy
Seun

Why do you want this on FP?

I need just 3 reasons

Eeya izospindle,
Boobies and butt won't let your gal be great.

I'll tell you something mate, it's ultimately about your happiness. I know a pastor that told me physical attraction doesn't really matter and it's the last thing a guy should look for in a girl. He stressed that peace of mind is important. While I agree with that, I believe every guy has a minimum expectation in terms of physical beauty that he wants from a lady, and if that's not met, somehow, he may still look out.

People may argue that beauty will always fade and all that, but I believe the world is big enough to accommodate our dreams.

But remember, compromises can be made too. Lol. I had someone like that too and she was all over me but I wasn't having any of that (not primarily because of her body though) . If her other non physical attributes can make you overlook the physical, for the sake of love, get on with it aye!

Cheers mate.

egojeny1:
I wonder ooo. Where in Gbagada exactly? Charlie boy bus stop i guess.

I don't go to Charly Boy much but I think it's just a hasty generalisation. Where else in Lagos has he not mentioned?

aspirebig:
Issokk


Others are:

Agege Pen cinema....
Ojota bus stop..
Iyana ipaja under bridge....
Ijaiye bus stop ....
Iju/ Ishaga....
Iyana Oworo...
Agidingbi ist gate....very dangerous...
Mushin.....
Mile 2......
Ist Rainbow......
Ajangbadi...
Boundary....
Ojodu berger by the expressway...
Ikeja along...
Liverpool..Apapa...
Pako....
Ajah...
Gbagada ....
Etc. ...


Most of these places are very bad at night and early in the morning. Be extra consciousif you find yourself in any of these places in off peak window. Whether you are driving or not.

Hmm Oga the op used the word 'prone', and you must have stayed in these places for you to be confident of your list. Gbagada? Really? I'm surprised you didn't add Nairaland

NwaAmaikpe:



I'd suggest it should not be sold in Nigeria at all.
Because Naija will demystify all it's features.

Which shockproof phone can protect it's user from the shock this Buhari's hardship is causing?

We'd also know how dustproof it is when it's owner uses it at Obajana.
Can you compare the dust in Hong-Kong with Ebutte-Metta's dust?

Fess come to Ikorodu

Moreoffaith:
This man must be mentally sick.

I consummately agree with you. I will give him the benefit of doubt until he comes out clean from a mental status examination. He's 31 and it's so easy to have sex these days (morally or not). I can't just wrap my head around this.

marvin906:
is that the name of animal,place,or thing

Lol I'm not around oh

marvin906:
get sense na..
even if na small one
abi you wan turn another miss aj

or Biacan

okedoyinolabisi:
she is beautiful and her smile is charming. HMl jare

I absolutely agree with you. Your pulchritude is sublime though

Thisandthat:
I lost my mum at 14 and my dad at 21....Meanwhile at 12 my dad was already down with stroke till he passed on.....I see many traits of Cee Cee in me.....I'm an adult that has lost her joy and I find it difficult to just let go and love.....Sometimes these things just make u a broken individual... If iv taken taken anytin 4rm bbn,den its d resolve to do better.....I will still not vote for her but I understand d place she's at...trust me ...its a terrible state

Hi, how are you today?

Popsy that can't differentiate between am and I'm, is that one a father?

VenomousTruth,

Whatever you do, remember you will have your own daughter, and you know what usually comes around, goes around. I was in your shoes before. Meanwhile some young ones may be looking up to you as a role model. Based on your moniker, let the truth set you free.

Have a blessed life.

What did I just read? can anyone translate to English?

chriskosherbal:
Shan George sef na there dem for dey see you ...


Who don spoil don spoil


NB: The exact size of a man's joystick is not measured at a flaccid state ( non erect state) but rather the true measurement of both the length and width (circumference ) of a man's joystick is done when it is fully erect .


Some people joystick looks big even at flaccid state and when erect still maintain such length or at most little addition but others looks little at flaccid state but becomes massive during erection . It is the degree of blood inflow into the joystick that determines how large ( both in length & width) the joystick will be and this can only be experienced at an erect state .

Hmm just tell us you're an anatomist

thesicilian:
Lol. What do we call this now? Ocean's 3?

Lmao

goodyswaggs:
I guess your dad is a chiwawa then

Baba are you from Ibadan?

It's spelt 'chihuahua'

Chai Biacan, you see what you caused?