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Celebrities › Re: Kollington Ayinla And His Son, Big Sheff, Strike A Pose (Photos) by Bamz(m): 10:41am On Feb 22, 2018
Epositive:
You can call him obese-re cheesy
Ma man. I see what you did there. cheesy
Romance › Re: Why I Left Her And Have No Intention Of Going Back by Bamz(m):
Lonestar124:
Stop chasing student dear especially the impecunious ones cheesy
Lmao. Students will give you headache. There are exceptions ofcourse.

Edited.

ItzChinnex

1. It's fine to try to get to know girls using online platforms but before you pop that question, try as much as possible to set up atleast one proper date.

2. Setting up a proper date isn't for you to take her to the movies esp for someone you want to have something serious with (I've made this mistake too).

3. If she's on the same wavelength with you, she'll fancy lunch or an arrangement that allows both of you to get to know each other properly.

4. While it's good to be a gentleman, you need to be explicit in the things that you want. Being outspoken will help you in your future relationships.

5. You have an idea (subconsciously) of the kind of girl that you want. Don't let pressure make you into asking just anyone out. (I've made this mistake too).

6. Step 2 is a screening process along with prior interactions you must have had with the girl. I don't know what you dicuss with girls, but it's not just about small talk and flirting, you can know a girl's character by asking some questions, which may seem very basic.

7. Always learn from your mistakes. It's okay that things are not perfect at first. I've bought stuff for girls that didn't even give as much energy as I gave them, but surely you'll find that person eventually.
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Bamz(m): 12:44am On Feb 21, 2018
Paxful coins needed. Min. Buy Order: $1k
Sports › Re: Messi Breaks Goalless Record Against Chelsea To Equalise After Willian’s Opener by Bamz(m): 12:08am On Feb 21, 2018
Shroud:
I said Chelsea were defensive you denied and asked if I watched the match.

I gave you statistics and ball possession. And you deflect shifting the goal post. You're not psychologically balanced or mentally stable.

I text-flog your type. You're not worth my keystrokes in trying to debate with a dense knucklehead like you if you keep switching like a hoe doing multiple partners.

Over Half the fan of your club are societal reprobates, shiftless touts, okada cum keke drivers and free beer recipients in public pubs misled by the vain theatrics of Morinho when they thought the trophy will come in droves.

Don't ruin the internet like you guttersnipes almost ruin football.
Only one out of your load of tosh relates to the discourse. Well, I'm only here to discuss football but it seems you're tired already. Good night.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Barcelona :UCL (1 - 1) On 20th February 2018 by Bamz(m): 11:48pm On Feb 20, 2018
Maiconyoung:
I told a friend dat this tie will be decided by penalty shootout b4 2day and it could be possible, dat tie will be more fiesty than a final.
We're on the same page then. The takeaway from the game is that Che defined the outcome of the game through the goal and the mistake. If they can define the outcome of the return leg with a perfect game (without mistakes), then they're through.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Barcelona :UCL (1 - 1) On 20th February 2018 by Bamz(m): 11:39pm On Feb 20, 2018
Maiconyoung:
the fact that these haters keep presenting this barca like an invincible team b4 this match and they were disappointed is hilarious. It will actually be about who need it more like u said nt watever theory their phones are typing about Barca and Chelsea defence.
I agree. It seems nobody checks the head-to-head records between the teams. Realistically, the FA Cup and the UCL are Chelsea's chances of a trophy. I don't think Chelsea will lose outrightly at the Camp. I only see them losing by a blank draw or penalties.
Sports › Re: Messi Breaks Goalless Record Against Chelsea To Equalise After Willian’s Opener by Bamz(m): 11:35pm On Feb 20, 2018
Shroud:
A fan with cataract!

First half possession 75-25

Second half 71-29

So hitting that bar means they weren't playong behind the ball , even hazard was playing behind the ball.

Chelsea were defending with all 11 players at most points.

Hardly you get a Chelsea fan without chronic perceptual disturbances!
Wow Mr. Professor, so much foam , so little beer. Which rule says having a lot of the ball but not the greatest end result is a good thing?

Your attempt to talk cute is just pathetic. When did defending become forbidden in football? Deep down you know only a few teams in the world would match Barca's domineering nature but no you're so apt at trolling.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Barcelona :UCL (1 - 1) On 20th February 2018 by Bamz(m): 11:20pm On Feb 20, 2018
wristbangle:
Bro, don't use athleti to make assumptions. If this match had ended 1-0, it would have been a different ball game but with Barcelona having an away goal. Do u know valverde tactics sha! Watch how the 2nd leg would play out. Barca would not attack aggressively which would tempt chelsea to leave their defence vulnerable.
I totally understand. Chelsea has never been a gung-ho all attacking side to the detriment of their defence. By default, Barcelona will dominate. Whether they dominate with purpose or not won't be Antonio's business. His team will still press high and look to hit them on the counter. The funny thing is that Barcelona will be the more relaxed of the two teams and this gives Chelsea all to play for. Barca/Che matches have always been about the team that needs it more and less about the personnel or tactics.
Sports › Re: Messi Breaks Goalless Record Against Chelsea To Equalise After Willian’s Opener by Bamz(m):
Shroud:
Chelsea parking the bus, playing like a pack of frightened kids.

They are a disgrace to football. English champions who are too afraid to play like men.
Wow the kinds of puerile comments I read on NL never cease to amaze.

Did you watch the match at all?
Are you aware of the stats?
Do you know the team that hit the upright twice?
Do you know the team that didn't have a shot on target for a whole half?

I'm forced to think you're just trolling. Have a blessed life.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Barcelona :UCL (1 - 1) On 20th February 2018 by Bamz(m): 11:02pm On Feb 20, 2018
Edoblakky:
christensen gave a mistaken pass which was our only defensive mistake and we got purnished. We will meet in Camp Nou.
If we can replicate this same performance, then we will give barca a run for their life.
You're among the few making a sensible comment. Yes, Willian's shots could have killed the game. More of the same in the return leg and Chelsea will go through. Barca did not have any shot on target in the 1st half btw.

Will Barca score in the return leg? Most definitely

Chelsea needs only to score first and have Barca chasing them.

This and the Juve/Spurs game are in the balance.

PS. Chelsea would have been able to replicate the match against Athleti in the return leg but I think neither Kante nor Danny can provide that burst that Baka possesses to be able to switch to a 352.If Baka is fit, nothing is impossible.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: 2026!! Marriages For Working Class: Drop Your Contact And Get Your Spouse Now. by Bamz(m): 7:22pm On Feb 20, 2018
Imprida:
hello I'm looking for a matured mature man. pm me
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Girl Friend In Ikorodu Lagos. by Bamz(m): 7:20pm On Feb 20, 2018
grin
Travel › Re: Preparing For PTE? Get In Here by Bamz(m): 7:04pm On Feb 20, 2018
wapu:
He said "Just try to focus on read aloud. make a small pause in full stop and other than that don't make pauses in commas. Just speak. Try to finish it before 25 sec. Apart from it, just speak whatever you can speak. Don't think about content. Like for the graph or chart, you can say. " I can see very beautiful infront of me. It is round shape." Just speak and speak without any hesitation . You will get 90/90 without any doubt. If you start to care about content, you will lose your fluency and your marks will be heavily deducted."

He he tried to sound like an American.
This is a very valid advice and I might just try it in one of the mock tests. Speaking is really all about fluency and pronunciation, and less about content. This majorly applies to Describe Image and Retell Lecture though.
Crime › Re: Head-Teacher Rapes 10-Year-Old Pupil, Infects Her With STD In Lagos by Bamz(m): 5:41pm On Feb 20, 2018
Shapapa1:
Please bring me the principal, I just want to talk with him
Lmao oh my!
Sports › Re: Chealsea And The Teams Messi Has Never Scored Against by Bamz(m): 4:43pm On Feb 20, 2018
Ellabae:
Lol I just hope barca will not cut my ticket o cheesy
Which ticket? meal ticket? undecided
Investment › Re: I Have N500k But Don't Know What Business I Could Invest In by Bamz(m): 4:26pm On Feb 20, 2018
Maski87:
Open a bet naija franchise, and see people who want to reap where the did not sow ,make you rich
Lmao you win the Internet my friend. cheesy
Sports › Re: Chealsea And The Teams Messi Has Never Scored Against by Bamz(m): 3:40pm On Feb 20, 2018
It's spelt as 'Chelsea'.
Romance › Re: Men If You Want To Live Long, Stay Away From Dating! by Bamz(m): 1:29pm On Feb 20, 2018
Lonestar124:
You have not meet the right partner
Exactly.
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Bamz(m): 9:22pm On Feb 19, 2018
Paxful coins needed at 350. Min. Buy Order: $1k
Romance › Re: Can You Surgically Kill Your Sexual Urge To Please Your Partner? by Bamz(m): 6:14pm On Feb 18, 2018
Blackfyre:
Hypothetically speaking, God forbid this happens to anybody.

My question goes thus, your partner be it wife or husband as the case applies, looses the ability to have sex with you one way or the other permanently, will you proceed to get a surgery so as to remove the sexual urges within you so as to not make your partner feel left out or inadequate. Also to show a form of love to him/her as we are in this together.

I am putting into perspective that circumstances can never change and that this is between a husband and wife which is believed shouldn't have another woman as wife nor should either have a side piece.

Will you and why?
Realistically speaking, I think we should channel our energy towards the less mundane things of life.
Romance › Re: Tag A Moniker!! by Bamz(m): 12:19am On Feb 17, 2018
Mariinee:
Okay romancelanders... It's a pretty hot Sunday and I know we are all bored, aren't we? tongue

So..I want us all to play a game by tagging the sexiest moniker you know on NL.
Who is the most sexy romancelander to you? Please tag a moniker and let's see who gets the highest mentiongrin

For me..
I Cc: Mimzyy kiss kiss
Sexy as hell wink
Happy birthday to us! cheesy wink
Romance › Re: Tag A Moniker!! by Bamz(m): 12:18am On Feb 17, 2018
Mariinee:
Okay romancelanders... It's a pretty hot Sunday and I know we are all bored, aren't we? tongue

So..I want us all to play a game by tagging the sexiest moniker you know on NL.
Who is the most sexy romancelander to you? Please tag a moniker and let's see who gets the highest mentiongrin

For me..
I Cc: Mimzyy kiss kiss
Sexy as hell wink
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh And Olakunle Churchill Celebrate Their Son's 2nd Birthday (Photos) by Bamz(m): 7:46pm On Feb 16, 2018
DWJOBScom:
Then i must commend the maturity of both parties, coming together for the sake of the boy.
This is good and i hope they contemplate reconciliation too.


Btw i think Tonto is made of trouble sha
Haha do you work with Guinness? Cos she's made of black too. shocked cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Makes N15M From Her 40th Birthday Party by Bamz(m): 1:36pm On Feb 14, 2018
MiaB:
And today is my own birthday grin
Happy birthday hun. Have a ball.
Sports › Re: Obafemi Martins Flaunts His N162M Lamborghini (Photos) by Bamz(m): 7:03pm On Feb 13, 2018
As an Ijebu boy (if I were in his shoes), I would have just bought an Urus. It's a more recent model, will accommodate my family and will save me about half of the money spent on an Aventador. cheesy
Travel › Re: Preparing For PTE? Get In Here by Bamz(m): 9:21am On Feb 12, 2018
wapu:
It has three mock test.
And veerry worth it. They'll teach you all the tips and tricks to ace it.
Like ptepractice type?
Romance › Re: One Simple Way To Know If You Truly Love Someone. by Bamz(m): 1:37am On Feb 12, 2018
Toks2008:
This is a mystery the world is yet to unravel.

A man can cheat on a lady yet love her to pieces but when a lady cheats on her man then it's a most certain she is no longer in love with the man...
Please speak for yourself. I can't even kiss another lady while in another relationship without that feeling of guilt. Yes I'm guileless, and there are so many of my type out there.
Travel › Re: Preparing For PTE? Get In Here by Bamz(m): 12:57am On Feb 12, 2018
wapu:
We used the bronze package.
Wow thanks. That's roughly the price of the exam. That would be the last resort if my strategy with the mock tests don't work.
Travel › Re: GENERAL Irish (student)visa & Work Permit-New THREAD*** by Bamz(m): 7:52pm On Feb 11, 2018
Alore:
Hi, ICasNg and other gurus here. Thanks for the good work you are doing here educating all of us. What course in Ireland would you suggest for someone that has HND Lower Credit in Mineral Resources Engineering but has been working in IT/Telecoms for about 14 years. His interest is basically in IT or Telecoms. I've been trying to help him search for relevant University and course in Telecoms & Networking, but it seems there are few options. Most options are in computing or Computer Engineering which are for core IT graduates.
Thanks.
You're right. Courses closely linked to IT/Network Engineering are rare.

The University of Limerick offers MEng in Computer and Communications Systems.

You will see lot of Computer and Information Security courses which I think are for core computing students.
Romance › Re: Benefits Of Remaining A Virgin Till Marriage By Nancy Hanna by Bamz(m): 6:57pm On Feb 11, 2018
I'm not here to bash anyone, but for whatever reason that you're still a virgin, please stick to it because if you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything.

For the celibates, hold on strong.

Key takeaway: Don’t lose something so precious in a thoughtless way.

Finally, there's so much of peace of mind when having sex in marriage.
Travel › Re: Preparing For PTE? Get In Here by Bamz(m): 4:51pm On Feb 11, 2018
wapu:
Please guys I have testimony.
My hubby wrote 1st PTE LRSW 84 78 65 90

We enrolled for E2 language classes.

He wrote the second one yesterday. He had serious cough and sent a mail to reschedule but Pearson didn't reply.

He coughed all through the speaking test.

This morning we saw the result

LRSW 86 80 90 90

God has just shown himself to us.
Congrats Wapu. What's the cost of E2 Language Classes? Can one apply only for a particular communicative skill?

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