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Newboss:
No, it's not, Nigga!
I simply made reference to my feet!

Use your brain!

Oh my God, this is so cringeworthy. Absolutely disgraceful. There's no shame in making mistakes. You'll learn and be a better person.

'To have the world at your feet' is an idiom (standard English phrase) and 'feet' can't be changed to foot.

'My foot!' is a standard expression used to denote contradiction or disbelief.

The use of proper collocations is what separate ESL students from native speakers. Yesterday I was writing a review and I mistakenly put 'thrill your fancy' instead of 'take (or catch) your fancy'. It only occurred to me after reading the text for a second time.

Greene66:
Come to Ibadan and see SARS. They will tell you that your legal business is backup for ur yahoo

A friend of mine who is a legit bitcoin exchange. With an office sef. They told him he was doing money laundering and he wasn't a registered BDC. I had to bail him out. Lol

Those guys are sick.

This is Nigeria. The aspect of running a crypto business using a physical structure may be questioned as the jury is still out on regulation.

Andrewgame42:
One day you would be lost too
Continue!

Wakanda forever ma man

chuksjuve:
Nigeria girls be like

or

simonlee:
Its already 2nd day of March and the only sms i've received from my bank is february monthly statement.
At this point, no shaku shaku story will move me at all

lmao

Willexmania:
aaaahhhh....!!!!!!
I Made FP Again!...Tnx Lala And Other MODs........

What if the skink you just killed had spent its entire life thinking u were its roommate?

Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.

The funny thing is that they all agreed to the terms and conditions of the show. It's fast becoming Georgie Shore.

pinnket:




Men will always be different from boys because, Men do class (investments) while Boys do swagg (acquisition of liabilities and showoffs)




I remember when my padi bought ordinary EOD when him hit, I no hear word again for hostel... Him nearly toast my mama sister sef. Thank God say the engine of the car knock last last..!!




Which car Seun dey use sef?

Thank you for making me laugh.

Ambassadors:
So called Christian girls falling my hand always if not in public then in secret. Do you ever see any Muslim girl on big brother show? Am sure Muslims will make heaven more than christians

Please forget societal tags. Some people are Christians only on forms. A devoted Christian would never attend the show in the first place.

Ishilove:
This is just plain nasty. To what end is this arrant fuckery?

Hahaha OMG I'm not allowed to use swear words but your last word is the only thing that came to mind. So cringe worthy.

kolaish:
One day, an insane teacher will turn round and kill the students with same rifle they arm him/her with. Best solution is to collect rifle from everybody except security operatives.

On BBC World Service, POTUS says only 20% of gun adept teachers will be equipped.

opeskills:
Kosewe kosegbo
There's no leaf There's no root

OKorowanta:
What a video.
dis should act as a deterrent to him and other heartless scammers in d industry.
I'm not surprised how he went on live tv insulting show organiser's mothers in Nigeria.
Dis just showed his level of exposure.
He did it to my company in 2014.He went on stage like somebody annoyed him even tho it was crystal clear nobody did.He mimed three songs and dropped d Mic on d floor.
He's loved by many and he's allowing dat get to his head.

There are technically no 'live' shows in Nigeria. The artistes all mime afaic.

Dramadiddy:
these guys should take a cue from Drake's God's plan video. you can't even sell this jewelry later on in life. no meaning. the money is wasted.

modified ;
thanks guys I understand now. before una chop me finish

OMG I watched that video. I'm not a fan of secular rap but heck I was touched by Drake's gesture.

HannahHitler:
Lol. Good for them, unlike me that is sex starved. # jealous much

You're on the right path. If you follow the crowd, you'd get lost in it.

Google is always making improvements to its search, whether it's through knowledge cards or little Easter Eggs. This new Word Coach addition can count a little bit as both: it's informative, but it's also designed like a game.

Google already has a dictionary/thesaurus that shows up in search results when you search for "word meaning" or "define word," and it was recently updated with a search box and history. The Word Coach complements it and is starting to pop up below the dictionary card with a small 5-question test that first relates directly to the word you searched then spreads a little to other words.

However, you can also invoke Word Coach directly in the Google app or Chrome on your phone, by searching for "Google word coach," or simply, "word coach." Some questions ask for synonyms, others antonyms, and some use images. There are always 2 choices to pick from and at the end of the 5 questions, you get a little scorecard with explanations for each of the answers. There's also a "Next round" button to continue with another test.

If you answer a couple of rounds without making any mistakes, you might get a card to level up.

The main downside now to this educational game/test is that it doesn't seem to remember your score. If you close your search and try it again, you go back to 0 and have to level up from the start.

Source: https://www.androidpolice.com/2018/02/26/google-word-coach-tests-vocabulary-knowledge-bite-sized-questions/

PS. While the score may reset at each close of the browser, I think the difficulty level remains intact.

Daddybright1986:
God punish them all...
I'm the last idiot that will use my hard-earned #30 to vote for any rich spoilt brat..
Chineke kpoo ha oku one by one�������

Lol I wish you could upload a voice note of this comment.

tuzeriouz:
which one be ur own? Do u wrk as a concrete mixer or pump attendant?

I just stumbled on a wonderful app for pronunciation - ELSA Speak: English Accent Coach. I wish I found it earlier. It's free for 7 days and it gives an initial self-assessment of how close one's speaking is to that of a native speaker.

Asowari:
and who told u that my life have not change? by the way I don't want to marry Nigerian woman, I want to marry Colombia woman.

Not with this kind of grammar

ishowdotgmail:
We play too much in this country and I don't like it

lol everyone wants to be petty.

Unless she took an antidote, how can she not have died from the same poison? Seems like a load of tosh to me.

Edopesin:
You reek in of Stupidity

You're welcome.

Naughtytboy:
ass licker how many guys u don wish happy birthday

Lmao

Lol Kuku kill us na, shior!

JasonScolari:
I am that I am bro.

I say things the way i see it and how i feel about it...


Not here to impress any goat.

Blasphemy!

I really thought the song was decent though. People who don't fancy Yoruba or those who're used to noisy jams could care less. Along with Asa, Gold is one of the few artistes that I consider buying his albums.

busky101:
Wenger na bastard, his assistant a fool. His whole crew a bunch of sadists.... As for the players he fielded today, let me not say a word again sha

Lol are you related to Lasisielenu?

kestolove95:
but dix phyno ugly

Ain't no such thing as an ugly billionaire, I'm cute. Jay Z

Ugly and rich are immiscible hun.

saltoftheearth:
You stirred the hornet's nest and now you are reporting to class captain..lol and choi. Fight your battles yourself my friend.

Lmao y'all should cut sweerychick some slack na. Noone is above mistake.