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Funny thread!

Good luck to those that wrote it.

mykali:
@bandely . . .there was a time when i envied the position of your team in the FPL. wetin happen nau?


@Muki
my eyes were minding its biznez before you begin post yarns about 2nd position.
who dash Muki monkey banana ??

Well, don't know what happened, but now I am moving up! What position are you?

We should win this.

Hmm, God help us, every country seems to be rejecting us!

,,,

mykali:
i want to break into the top 20 this week. and do everything ''in-humanly'' possible to remain there.

lol!

mystikal:
na wao. not a single point yet in this new PL. i wasnt even aware there was a gameweek 21.

Pele o!

Phew!

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=373612.msg5303454#msg5303454 date=1263341019]How many goals has Fletcher scored all season? Not sure but i think he must be tied with Berbatov  [/quote]

No cause for Alarm, Bandely FC is doing well.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  

ht!

NemekGee:
Yaradua is watching o! make una try impress am with a get well soon gift by winning.

God help us!

Nigeria is doing well!

MRbrownJAY:
so are you saying that YOU TOO didnt know the answer to this puzzle?!
come on man, you are hurting my feelings lol.

this puzzle is as old as the world. its called the missing dollar riddle and there is even a WIKI for it.
here to enlighten you:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing_dollar_riddle

ps: as i said earlier, KEEP THE FIVE ALIVE NICE AND COOL UNTIL I COME AND COLLECT MY WINNINGS!!!!

OMG! I was expecting more response and failures before we bring this wiki out, was trying to use my previous post to deceive people lol!

Anyway, how do you want to get your Five Alive?

With only two Players, Bandely FC copped 36 points, not bad!

Good to see my captain Tevez scoring this week.

Well don't think so, do you want us to find the Naira now? or wait for more to try?

ROFLMAO! See argument!

Classic!

Good work sha!

honeric01:
Where u go my 89th concubine? i thought you were in the Togolese bus.

Murky is that suppose to be true?

Did you disappear too? cause someone told me this morning that Adebayor disappeared when they start shooting the bus.

Didn't we get a report stating that they called the same Saudi Hospital and they said there didn't admit any Yaradua?  


BTW if this is true, then it is very bad.
Where is the befitting burial for our president, moreover, he was a muslim, does it mean he hasn't been buried?

Hey Guys, try this one for size,
Three Engr trainees in a hotel call room service and order one drink each. The delivery boy brings them up with a bill for exactly N30.00. Each guy gives him a N10.00 bill, and he leaves. That's fact!
When he hands the N30.00 to the cashier, he is told a mistake was made. The bill was only N25.00, not N30.00. The cashier gives the delivery boy five N1.00 bills and tells him to take it back to the 3 guys who ordered the drinks. That's fact! On the way back to their room, the delivery boy has a thought, These guys did not give him a tip. He figures that since there is no way to split N5.00 evenly three ways anyhow, he will keep two Naira for himself and give them back three Naira. OK! So far so good! He knocks on the door and one fellow answers. He explains about a mix up in the bill, and hands the guy the three Naira, then departs with his two-Naira tip in his pocket.
Now the fun begins! Remember N30-N25=N5 Right? N5-N3=N2 Right? So what's the problem? All is well, right? …………Not quite. Answer this: Each of the three guys originally gave N10.00 each. They each got back N1.00 in change. That means they paid N9.00 each, which times three is N27.00. The delivery boy kept $2.00 for a tip. N27.00 plus N2.00 equals N29.00. Where the heck is that other Naira? …………………………………………………Got the answer?
THE FIRST PERSON TO ANSWER THIS PUZZLE WILL WIN ONE FIVE ALIVE(LARGE), lol

rasputinn:
Hull will def win this one

Now I knew who voted Hull in the poll!

What am match, was surprised, but me think it was luck!

^^ What happened in Atlanta 96?
Nigeria vs Brazil?

^^ True talk!

ODE! or maybe Mutallab!

ifedy:
I came across this on facebook:

A new word has been added to the Oxford Dictionary. Mutallab<mu-ta-lab>;n : A rich kid who attempts to throw his life away for silly reasons. Synonyms- 'slowpoke, Ode,' Usage Examples: 'Are you a Mutallab?' 'Stop this Mutallabness. ' 'Get out of the road you Muta-Muta.' Local Dialect Use>'Wo ma Mutallab ori e', 'Commot for, diaa! Mutallab oshi', 'Aga ma Mutallab isi gi kita kita' accepted abbreviation> Mu-Mu!

OMG! LOl!

lol!