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dayokanu:
Dont care as long as Lampard and Defoe score hat tricks for the sake of my fantasy team

lol!
Chelsea will win! 3-1

2 goals for Drogba and a assist, a goal for Lampard then Defoe will score for Spurs.

RuuDie:
Am sure after d ref added 6mins. . . . he told everybody to stop playing and vacate the field; took Owen to the citeh goal mouth, dropped the ball at his feet and instructed him to tap into an empty net abi

roflmao

mukina2:
when she become your habibi?

You see another reason why you Chief Instigator

khanye:
What are u talking about

What do you understand?

May Allah reward us abundantly and all our Ibadat accepted.

Barka de Salah!

khanye:
That's the best way

That is the only thing you can support of your opponent! (Struggle)

Yeah BlueDiva

A 2-0 is the result I see.

Go Pensioners!
Go Blues!

Ekaro ooo, se dada la ji?

Iya Ngali, ile ti su, se eni lo da ina fun oko yin ni?

Cristalz:


Where is Ibime?

He is in a meeting the the FA for the following charges:
Child Trafficking
Fixing of matches
Improper Conduct!

CuteAngel:
see your teeth.

Wetin do am?

lol! Why no miracle now?

Okay!

Maybe

What are you listening to right now?

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Baseball 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

---------------------------------------

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=324603.msg4562434#msg4562434 date=1253199994]bad belle wey your own?

@topic
lol nice plus funny stuff i lyk it all [/quote]Thanks jare.

tubabie:
Mukina if I start on you with variants of your name, u will have to beg me to stop o

Muki shey your doubt don clear now?

Yeah, though I'm not phelps.

Are you?

mukina2:
nor be me jo . .na you

Okay I be instigator, but she say na you be chief Instigator

asha 80:
Guy go siddon for gutter.In fact go compose your own beef track

I no get anything to say you, anyway me and you fit do the collabo if you want.

busybody20:
@ poster,

u no try oo. . Y put by.dot's photo now d one way he wear trouser for chest carry kettle   

lol!
Shey na by.dot be that? Make una no put me for wahala oo, anyway e fit be him I no know sha

;d ;d

*peeps in, check the last two comments, hisses and peeps out*

Fasting.

What did you eat?

No I don't.

Are you hungry?

Go Blues! Give us the 3 points.

Nope.

Have you been kidnapped before?

mukina2:
me?

am only trying to be of help na

You see d thing u do urself.

For those asking for the song, I have uploaded it and you can download it here.

gravity i wan finish timaya.mp3 - 1.02MB

chronique:
@ megastreet: its not in every thread that you bring up a mode9/ruggedman issue. If you don't know jack about that beef,just keep mum instead of sounding ridiculous. It's embarrassing reading that line. As for nico gravity,he held it down at a.j in his time. You just shot yourself in the head by saying he dissed timaya for fame. How many people did rugged man diss to get fame? Am sure you can count up to 5. Don't say nuffin. Mode9 never dissed rugged for fame. Just enjoy the game as it is being played. Its notin new to da game.

Good post jare.

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=302710.msg4544273#msg4544273 date=1252965115]Look at tubebaby o! 57 points sha! In such a miserable week. Well first things first, i've got to re-instate myself as leader of group 3 entrants, then we'll look up.
Even chamo, dreel dee's paddy dey my back! [/quote]